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orange
07-08-2009, 03:30 PM
MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- Oscar G. Mayer, retired chairman of the Wisconsin-based meat processing company that bears his name, has died at the age of 95.

Mayer's wife, Geraldine, said he died of old age Monday age at Hospice Care in Fitchburg.

He was the third Oscar Mayer in the family that founded Oscar Mayer Foods, which was once the largest private employer in Madison. His grandfather, Oscar F. Mayer, died in 1955 and his father, Oscar G. Mayer Sr., died in 1965.

Mayer retired as chairman of the board in 1977 at age 62 soon after the company recorded its first $1 billion year. The company was later sold to General Foods and is now a business unit of Kraft.

Mayer's first wife, Rosalie, died in 1998. He married Geraldine Fitzpatrick in 1999.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/91418/thumbs/s-OSCAR-large.jpg

Buck
07-08-2009, 03:31 PM
Bologna!

DaFace
07-08-2009, 03:57 PM
I may have to make a "deaths" subforum soon.

Mr. Krab
07-08-2009, 03:58 PM
I may have to make a "deaths" subforum soon.
It's getting crazy.

Stewie
07-08-2009, 03:59 PM
Lives to 95 and eats lots of processed meat? Must be the preservatives.

Valiant
07-08-2009, 04:00 PM
MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- Oscar G. Mayer, retired chairman of the Wisconsin-based meat processing company that bears his name, has died at the age of 95.

Mayer's wife, Geraldine, said he died of old age Monday age at Hospice Care in Fitchburg.

He was the third Oscar Mayer in the family that founded Oscar Mayer Foods, which was once the largest private employer in Madison. His grandfather, Oscar F. Mayer, died in 1955 and his father, Oscar G. Mayer Sr., died in 1965.

Mayer retired as chairman of the board in 1977 at age 62 soon after the company recorded its first $1 billion year. The company was later sold to General Foods and is now a business unit of Kraft.

Mayer's first wife, Rosalie, died in 1998. He married Geraldine Fitzpatrick in 1999.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/91418/thumbs/s-OSCAR-large.jpg

Is his son Oscar H. Meyer??

seclark
07-08-2009, 04:03 PM
I may have to make a "deaths" subforum soon.

family of yours? what's your last name?

Gonzo
07-08-2009, 04:05 PM
family of yours? what's your last name?

Well...

That was nearly funny. :thumb:

RJ
07-08-2009, 04:07 PM
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/91418/thumbs/s-OSCAR-large.jpg



Is that the hearse?

Demonpenz
07-08-2009, 04:31 PM
damn 2 wiener loves in the last week

Sure-Oz
07-08-2009, 04:35 PM
In honor of OM i will have a bologna sandwich sometime in the future

Raised On Riots
07-08-2009, 04:44 PM
Bologna!


LMAO

HonestChieffan
07-08-2009, 04:48 PM
Did a lot more for people than MJ. This wont even be news. Sad.

ChiTown
07-08-2009, 04:49 PM
Is that the hearse?

ROFLROFLROFL

Crush
07-08-2009, 04:56 PM
I will eat a hot dog in his honor.

LaChapelle
07-08-2009, 04:56 PM
MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- Oscar G. Mayer, retired chairman of the Wisconsin-based meat processing company that bears his name, has died at the age of 95.

Mayer's wife, Geraldine, said he died of old age Monday age at Hospice Care in Fitchburg.

He was the third Oscar Mayer in the family that founded Oscar Mayer Foods, which was once the largest private employer in Madison. His grandfather, Oscar F. Mayer, died in 1955 and his father, Oscar G. Mayer Sr., died in 1965.

Mayer retired as chairman of the board in 1977 at age 62 soon after the company recorded its first $1 billion year. The company was later sold to General Foods and is now a business unit of Kraft.

Mayer's first wife, Rosalie, died in 1998. He married Geraldine Fitzpatrick in 1999.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/91418/thumbs/s-OSCAR-large.jpg

That's the Patriots' way, wieners.

orange
07-08-2009, 05:07 PM
I may have to make a "deaths" subforum soon.

From some previous thread:

With everybody getting 15 minutes of fame, in the near future we should start averaging ca. 96 celebrity deaths a day. :hmmm:

KcKing
07-08-2009, 05:09 PM
Opened this thinking someone was a clumsy BBQ chef and a weiner went to the dogs... I'll never figure out this CP thing... :banghead:

Raised On Riots
07-08-2009, 05:12 PM
Did a lot more for people than MJ. This wont even be news. Sad.

Yes, Praise In The Highest to our Lordly Provider of lips, spleens, and assholes...:spock:

CrazyPhuD
07-08-2009, 05:28 PM
Damn alot of people swallowed his wieners before he died too. I hope he didn't choke on one to go.

JuicesFlowing
07-08-2009, 05:36 PM
Ever eat olive loaf? Me neither.

bevischief
07-08-2009, 07:09 PM
damn 2 wiener loves in the last week

ROFLROFL

Fish
07-08-2009, 10:51 PM
Ever eat olive loaf? Me neither.

Ha ha. What was that shit?

DaFace
07-08-2009, 10:57 PM
Ever eat olive loaf? Me neither.

Actually, yes, and I enjoyed it. I love olives. Haven't bought it in years though.

JOhn
07-08-2009, 10:59 PM
Did they try Viagra to revive him?

orange
07-08-2009, 11:10 PM
Ever eat olive loaf? Me neither.

Actually, yes, and I enjoyed it. I love olives. Haven't bought it in years though.

I love olives, too. I eat them all the time. I eat olive loaf - but usually I'll just chop up some olives and use them as a spread on whatever kind of sandwich.

orange
07-18-2009, 02:28 PM
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/91418/thumbs/s-OSCAR-large.jpgIs that the hearse?

An Oscar Meyer Wienermobile crashed into the home and outdoor deck of Nick Krupp in Racine, Wis. on Friday morning, July 17, 2009. According to a witness, the vehicle was parked in the driveway. The driver lurched the vehicle forward instead of backing out of the driveway, hitting Krupp's deck and cracking the foundation of his house.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20090717/us-odd-wienermobile-wreck/images/963f62ba-d93b-4902-911b-add7b123ee79.jpg

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/18/oscar-mayer-wienermobile-_3_n_239187.html


Oscar G. Mayer was unavailable for comment.

LaChapelle
07-18-2009, 02:33 PM
Those are some lazy orange seamen.

Pioli Zombie
07-18-2009, 02:33 PM
In honor of his death Badgirl is going to see how many hot dogs she can stuff her mouth at one time.
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Hydrae
07-18-2009, 02:38 PM
Mayer's first wife, Rosalie, died in 1998. He married Geraldine Fitzpatrick in 1999.

Got remarried at the young age of 85. :thumb:

seclark
07-18-2009, 02:41 PM
An Oscar Meyer Wienermobile crashed into the home and outdoor deck of Nick Krupp in Racine, Wis. on Friday morning, July 17, 2009. According to a witness, the vehicle was parked in the driveway. The driver lurched the vehicle forward instead of backing out of the driveway, hitting Krupp's deck and cracking the foundation of his house.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20090717/us-odd-wienermobile-wreck/images/963f62ba-d93b-4902-911b-add7b123ee79.jpg

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/18/oscar-mayer-wienermobile-_3_n_239187.html


Oscar G. Mayer was unavailable for comment.

pushed instead of pulled.
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Pioli Zombie
07-18-2009, 02:43 PM
I relish stories like this. Good to ketchup on the news.
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Stewie
07-18-2009, 03:06 PM
An Oscar Meyer Wienermobile crashed into the home and outdoor deck of Nick Krupp in Racine, Wis. on Friday morning, July 17, 2009. According to a witness, the vehicle was parked in the driveway. The driver lurched the vehicle forward instead of backing out of the driveway, hitting Krupp's deck and cracking the foundation of his house.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20090717/us-odd-wienermobile-wreck/images/963f62ba-d93b-4902-911b-add7b123ee79.jpg

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/18/oscar-mayer-wienermobile-_3_n_239187.html


Oscar G. Mayer was unavailable for comment.

Those things are driven by young marketing people. Pretty blonde girls and gay 20-something guys. They're both over the top in excitement for the weiner.

orange
07-18-2009, 03:08 PM
pushed instead of pulled.
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Looking at your Avatar - you can breathe a sigh of relief. The motorcycle was apparently spared.

p.s. Everyone - should I put a NSFW warning on this thread? The photo clearly depicts penetration.

Ebolapox
07-18-2009, 03:17 PM
An Oscar Meyer Wienermobile crashed into the home and outdoor deck of Nick Krupp in Racine, Wis. on Friday morning, July 17, 2009. According to a witness, the vehicle was parked in the driveway. The driver lurched the vehicle forward instead of backing out of the driveway, hitting Krupp's deck and cracking the foundation of his house.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20090717/us-odd-wienermobile-wreck/images/963f62ba-d93b-4902-911b-add7b123ee79.jpg

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/18/oscar-mayer-wienermobile-_3_n_239187.html


Oscar G. Mayer was unavailable for comment.

IT BROKE THE HOUSE HYMEN!

orange
07-18-2009, 03:30 PM
IT BROKE THE HOUSE HYMEN!

"Tore her up!"

Ebolapox
07-18-2009, 03:33 PM
"Tore her up!"

'ripped 'er hole apart'

'tore her a new one'...

Halfcan
07-18-2009, 03:38 PM
Oscar is probably ground up into bologna by now. Someone is eating him as we speak.

Ebolapox
07-18-2009, 03:40 PM
'least they didn't turn him into braunshalskdflkjger though. that stuff is fucking hideous.

Pioli Zombie
07-18-2009, 03:43 PM
"Another Shicklegruber, Shewwifff?"
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Hydrae
07-18-2009, 03:47 PM
'least they didn't turn him into braunshalskdflkjger though. that stuff is ****ing hideous.

Mmmm, liverwurst

Ebolapox
07-18-2009, 03:48 PM
Mmmm, liverwurst

gah. my mom used to eat that stuff. grossest thing this side of liver/onions. /puke.

Stewie
07-18-2009, 03:49 PM
Vhy don't you admit it? He's too much of man for you. I know. You're going to need an army to beat him! You're finished. Fertig! Verfallen! Verlumpt! Verblunget! Verkackt!

Pioli Zombie
07-18-2009, 03:50 PM
Vhy don't you admit it? He's too much of man for you. I know. You're going to need an army to beat him! You're finished. Fertig! Verfallen! Verlumpt! Verblunget! Verkackt!

Silence you titanic twat!!!!!!!
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Chaunceythe3rd
07-18-2009, 11:08 PM
That's the Patriots' way, wieners.

Poor guy didn't even die at home. Oh well, such is the behavior of "new money" families. By now, his clothes are probably in a local yard sale and his room up for rent to the first applicant with first-last and a cleaning deposit.

Pioli Zombie
07-18-2009, 11:10 PM
In honor of the product that his name is on , his body will be shit into a giant toilet.
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