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Scaga
07-10-2009, 09:33 AM
I think I'm in a world of $hit....
Married for 14 years and I forgot her birthday yesterday! :doh!:
In my defense, I've been on furlough for 3 weeks and haven't really paid attention to the calendar. I HONESTLY thought today was the 9th.

Ideas/Suggestions?

keg in kc
07-10-2009, 09:34 AM
Anti-freeze.

ChiTown
07-10-2009, 09:35 AM
I think I'm in a world of $hit....
Married for 14 years and I forgot her birthday yesterday! :doh!:
In my defense, I've been on furlough for 3 weeks and haven't really paid attention to the calendar. I HONESTLY thought today was the 9th.

Ideas/Suggestions?

Make her dinner, rent and watch Steel Magnolias with her and give her a manicure......then beg for forgiveness.

Dude!

Mr. Arrowhead
07-10-2009, 09:35 AM
Run

Mr. Flopnuts
07-10-2009, 09:36 AM
Tell her that you've been unemployed and drunk for the last 3 weeks and lost track of time. That'll work. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Gonzo
07-10-2009, 09:36 AM
Run

This

Katipan
07-10-2009, 09:36 AM
Give up the ass.

Scaga
07-10-2009, 09:37 AM
Tell her that you've been unemployed and drunk for the last 3 weeks and lost track of time. That'll work. Trust me, I'm a doctor.


That would probably work....since it's the freaking truth!

Gonzo
07-10-2009, 09:37 AM
Give it up the ass.

FYP

Fish
07-10-2009, 09:38 AM
Check craigslist for a Gigolo in your area....

big nasty kcnut
07-10-2009, 09:38 AM
Dinner flower and dancing. If that don't work get the fuck outta dodge
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Frazod
07-10-2009, 09:40 AM
Hope she doesn't glue your buttcheeks together while you're asleep.

Crush
07-10-2009, 09:41 AM
RIP Scaga

Dayze
07-10-2009, 09:42 AM
Dinner flower and dancing. If that don't work get the fuck outta dodge
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ROFL

Iowanian
07-10-2009, 09:43 AM
Get her a spa appointment today....drive her ass down there and then take her somewhere she likes to go, that you don't.

hand make a card.


Pull the "i know you think i forgot but this was your surprise"....card

Gonzo
07-10-2009, 09:45 AM
Get her a spa appointment today....drive her ass down there and then take her somewhere she likes to go, that you don't.

hand make a card.


Pull the "i know you think i forgot but this was your surprise"....card

It was a good idea until that last part.

Unless she's retarded or from Council Bluffs, she'll never go for it.

Mr. Plow
07-10-2009, 09:54 AM
Holy shit dude, you are fucked.

Gonzo
07-10-2009, 09:55 AM
Holy shit dude, you are fucked.

You go beat that kids ass or what?

Iowanian
07-10-2009, 09:55 AM
It was a good idea until that last part.

Unless she's retarded or from Council Bluffs, she'll never go for it.

well, i didn't want to say it as bluntly as you did....but she did get snagged by Snugga, I mean Scaga.




The keyboard of doom offers to help pen a personalized poem for your hand written card.....

Gonzo
07-10-2009, 09:56 AM
well, i didn't want to say it as bluntly as you did....but she did get snagged by Snugga, I mean Scaga.

ROFL

Well,
"Life goes on" I suppose. :D

FAX
07-10-2009, 10:00 AM
You are so screwed. Farewell, Mr. Scaga. Rest in peace.

Actually, Mr. Iowanian has a good idea. Purchase a spa afternoon and take her. Honestly, that's your only hope.

FAX

Mr. Plow
07-10-2009, 10:01 AM
You go beat that kids ass or what?

Calmed myself down last night. I knew I was probably too upset to do anything rationally when my 4 year old repeated me and said "Yeah, that guy is a jerk."

So, I'm at work today and going to start with a rational adult conversation with his mom/dad tonight. If that doesn't work, I've got a few ideas.

Dayze
07-10-2009, 10:02 AM
turn on the GPS piece of your cell phone; insert into anus. Just in case she makes you take a dirt nap, the authorites will be able to find you.

Be sure to charge yoru phone.

Mr_Tomahawk
07-10-2009, 10:04 AM
...that's a big no-no.

Women, if anything, expect their bday to be celebrated the day before their actual birthday.

You must sacrifice something she KNOWS you enjoy now.

You must wear sandpaper gloves for a month!

Iowanian
07-10-2009, 10:04 AM
That's my get out of jail card....a pedicure is a winner, anything else you buy up probably puts you back into blowjob for your birthday status.

cookster50
07-10-2009, 10:05 AM
Say to her, "Hey, atleast I'm not Clayton."

Gonzo
07-10-2009, 10:06 AM
Calmed myself down last night. I knew I was probably too upset to do anything rationally when my 4 year old repeated me and said "Yeah, that guy is a jerk."

So, I'm at work today and going to start with a rational adult conversation with his mom/dad tonight. If that doesn't work, I've got a few ideas.

Good deal.

Mr_Tomahawk
07-10-2009, 10:11 AM
I predict one of the following.
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Talisman
07-10-2009, 10:15 AM
Put together a scrapbook of pictures from the past year from birthday to birthday (call it "Celebrating a Year of You" or something equally cheesy). Take it down to FedEx Office (or whatever they are calling that place now) and have it printed and bound and throw on a nice cover. Give it to her today and tell her that the printing place was supposed to have it done for you yesterday but they got behind. Add in a Maya Angelou card and dinner at her favorite place and you go from worst to first.

Lumpy
07-10-2009, 10:21 AM
Give it to her today and tell her that the printing place was supposed to have it done for you yesterday but they got behind.

Oh sure... blame the fuggin printer! :cuss:

Simply Red
07-10-2009, 10:24 AM
Divorce?

Ebolapox
07-10-2009, 10:32 AM
depends on how well your marriage was going PRIOR to your forgetting. if you've been on the ball as a husband prior to this, dragging the floor with your apologies will suffice. otherwise, you're fucked and have to spend a minimum of a few hundy to get yourself out of this, depending on how smooth you are.

MOhillbilly
07-10-2009, 10:41 AM
That would probably work....since it's the freaking truth!

truth? you may as well dazzle her with logic.

RedNeckRaider
07-10-2009, 10:53 AM
Ask WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING??? you know my job is shaky I am layed off and worried about being able to provide for you. I am under all this pressure and lost track of the days. And now this???
Its called going all in, if she calls you are fucked

Mr. Plow
07-10-2009, 11:08 AM
Ask WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING??? you know my job is shaky I am layed off and worried about being able to provide for you. I am under all this pressure and lost track of the days. And now this???
Its called going all in, if she calls you are fucked


This could work, but it's a 50/50 type thing. If she buys into it, you'll come out fine. But, if she sees through it, you're screwed worse than before.

Mr. Plow
07-10-2009, 11:09 AM
truth? you may as well dazzle her with logic.

ROFL

The truth will do nothing but piss her off more.

Talisman
07-10-2009, 11:19 AM
Oh sure... blame the fuggin printer! :cuss:

I'm thinking he should say: "The printer didn't finish it until today." That way it's not a lie. The printer still looks bad, but I bet he'd agree to take one for the team. BJ privileges* could be on the line here.

* Scaga's privileges with his wife, not the printer - unless that was the arrangement that was made for a binding discount.

acesn8s
07-10-2009, 11:28 AM
http://www.tiffany.com/Shopping/Item.aspx?fromGrid=1&sku=22151088&mcat=148210&cid=287465&search_params=s+5-p+2-c+287465-r+101323351+101424823+101323340-x+-n+6-ri+-ni+0-t+

Rain Man
07-10-2009, 11:34 AM
Fake your own death and go get a new wife in some New England state. It'll be easier on everybody.

38yrsfan
07-10-2009, 01:20 PM
I think I'm in a world of $hit....
Married for 14 years and I forgot her birthday yesterday! :doh!:
In my defense, I've been on furlough for 3 weeks and haven't really paid attention to the calendar. I HONESTLY thought today was the 9th.

Ideas/Suggestions?

What has been her reaction so far? Did she say anything to you last night?

Donger
07-10-2009, 01:23 PM
I think I'm in a world of $hit....
Married for 14 years and I forgot her birthday yesterday! :doh!:
In my defense, I've been on furlough for 3 weeks and haven't really paid attention to the calendar. I HONESTLY thought today was the 9th.

Ideas/Suggestions?

You did this yesterday and you are still breathing? My wife would have bled my brake lines and suggested a nice peaceful drive in the mountains.

Crush
07-10-2009, 01:25 PM
I am pretty sure that Scaga's body is already buried in the tomato garden. RIP, you seer of visions.

Fire Me Boy!
07-10-2009, 01:26 PM
Ask WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING??? you know my job is shaky I am layed off and worried about being able to provide for you. I am under all this pressure and lost track of the days. And now this???
Its called going all in, if she calls you are ****ed

I think this is generally a good idea, but I'd stay away from pushing blame onto her. I'd use it as an excuse/apology.

Something like, "Oh my gosh, honey. I'm so sorry. With the job situation and layoff, I've been so caught up and worried about being able to provide for you and the family... I just lost track of the days. I'm really sorry. What can I do to make it up?"

Mr. Plow
07-10-2009, 01:36 PM
I think this is generally a good idea, but I'd stay away from pushing blame onto her. I'd use it as an excuse/apology.

Something like, "Oh my gosh, honey. I'm so sorry. With the job situation and layoff, I've been so caught up and worried about being able to provide for you and the family... I just lost track of the days. I'm really sorry. What can I do to make it up?"

And then do this to her......


:dom:

Phobia
07-10-2009, 01:39 PM
Does she know she's the "C" in your ChiefsPlanet name? That's pretty sweet and romantic. Maybe it will get you out of the doghouse.

Donger
07-10-2009, 01:41 PM
I think I'm in a world of $hit....
Married for 14 years and I forgot her birthday yesterday! :doh!:
In my defense, I've been on furlough for 3 weeks and haven't really paid attention to the calendar. I HONESTLY thought today was the 9th.

Ideas/Suggestions?

Also, did she have to bring it up or did you remember?

CrazyPhuD
07-10-2009, 02:39 PM
Well to be fair it could be worse. At least you didn't forget your mistresses birthday, if you did you might have ended up with 2 to the chest and 2 to the head.

Scaga
07-10-2009, 02:58 PM
Also, did she have to bring it up or did you remember?

You know when you're not in the office for 3 weeks, you really don't think about the date too much. I really did think TODAY was July 9, not yesterday. Luckly, I go back to work Monday (which I know know is July 13!)

It wasn't until I got online this morning that I realized that I had the dates wrong. She never said a word, but that in itself isn't too surprising as we quit buying each other gift several years ago.

The tail-between-the-legs phone call was made early this morning. (wow...I know there will be a comment about that made!)

LaChapelle
07-10-2009, 03:27 PM
Not wanting to remind her she's getting older is just so sweet.











































ROFL

memyselfI
07-10-2009, 03:29 PM
Be honest and tell her while you were busy and forgot the actual day you knew it was coming up. Apologize and then offer to do whatever she'd like for her birthday. It's not too late to celebrate.

Iowanian
07-10-2009, 05:15 PM
Since you're already in the doghouse, you might as well get her drunk and try for the unspeakable act....