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Mr. Flopnuts
07-11-2009, 01:31 PM
With a leg infection. Probably not serious, but your prayers would be appreciated.

Fairplay
07-11-2009, 01:33 PM
Hope you have eye candy to look at while you're there. Get well and get out.

Bwana
07-11-2009, 01:34 PM
Get well soon BD!

milkman
07-11-2009, 01:39 PM
Wait a minute.

Are we talking about THEBob Dole, or Senator Bob Dole?

acesn8s
07-11-2009, 01:44 PM
Wait a minute.

Are we talking about THEBob Dole, or Senator Bob Dole?This

cdcox
07-11-2009, 01:44 PM
Wait a minute.

Are we talking about THEBob Dole, or Senator Bob Dole?

I'm guessing the Senator since they were talking about open sores on his leg last night on the news.

milkman
07-11-2009, 01:45 PM
I'm guessing the Senator since they were talking about open sores on his leg last night on the news.

Are we talking local news, or national news?

Sure-Oz
07-11-2009, 01:46 PM
Get well soon

DaFace
07-11-2009, 01:47 PM
Methinks this is Floppy trying to be clever.

milkman
07-11-2009, 01:48 PM
Methinks this is Floppy trying to be clever.

That's just nuts.

cdcox
07-11-2009, 01:51 PM
Are we talking local news, or national news?

National.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-11-2009, 01:53 PM
Wait a minute.

Are we talking about THEBob Dole, or Senator Bob Dole?

Methinks this is Floppy trying to be clever.

And it didn't work one oz. Oh well, it's been too long since I started my own douchebag thread.

milkman
07-11-2009, 01:53 PM
National.

So, the local news didn't report it?

Mr. Flopnuts
07-11-2009, 01:53 PM
And it didn't work one oz. Oh well, it's been too long since I started my own douchebag thread.

Actually, nevermind. Anyone want a $250 cookie recipe?

cdcox
07-11-2009, 01:54 PM
So, the local news didn't report it?

I don't know, we don't watch the local news that often.

JuicesFlowing
07-11-2009, 01:54 PM
Russel, Kansas must be very sad.

milkman
07-11-2009, 01:57 PM
I don't know, we don't watch the local news that often.

Why not?

Don't you care what happens locally?

Gonzo
07-11-2009, 02:02 PM
Methinks this is Floppy trying to be clever.
Mr. Flopnuts,
You so crazy!
Posted via Mobile Device

cdcox
07-11-2009, 02:04 PM
Why not?

Don't you care what happens locally?

Usually use the website of the local paper for local news.

JuicesFlowing
07-11-2009, 02:04 PM
Why not?

Don't you care what happens locally?

I don't. I can't remember the last time I watched local news, you know why? 70% of it is weather, which isn't even accurate a lot of the time. The "local" sports is a joke, and the rest of the news can be found online faster than it's reported on television.

KCUnited
07-11-2009, 02:05 PM
leg infection = gonorrhea

acesn8s
07-11-2009, 02:14 PM
leg infection = gonorrheaOh, that leg.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-11-2009, 02:20 PM
leg infection = gonorrhea

I was trying to be discreet.

Baconeater
07-11-2009, 02:20 PM
Wait a minute.

Are we talking about THEBob Dole, or Senator Bob Dole?
What the hell, are you saying they're not one and the same?

Skip Towne
07-11-2009, 02:52 PM
Or is it ThisBobDole?

Stewie
07-11-2009, 03:08 PM
I thought Viagra solved these problems.

Bob Dole
07-11-2009, 03:22 PM
What the hell, are you saying they're not one and the same?

Apparently there's another Bob Dole out there. Strange.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-11-2009, 03:34 PM
I was not referring to King Shit of Fuck Mountain.

Chief Henry
07-11-2009, 03:41 PM
Will his condition require and enima :) Get well soon Bob.

Lets hope he gets a sponge bath from a big breasted, lovely red head.

FAX
07-11-2009, 03:52 PM
Terrible news. Simply terrible. So terrible, in fact, that I have written a new, original "Get Well" poem which I have entitled: "Oh, The Possum Peeps Are Comin'" I hope you enjoy it, Mr. Bob Dole.

Oh, The Possum Peeps Are Comin'.

By FAX

Oh, the Possum Peeps are comin', yeah, they're comin' down the road.
Oh, the Possum Peeps are comin', and your head's gonna explode.
When the Possum Peeps they see you, you'll wish you were at Mass,
'Cause the Possum Peeps will grab you - better run and hide your ass.

Oh, Lordy, Lordy, save me from them awful Possum Peeps.
Oh, give me some protection 'cause they're givin' me the creeps.
They got red eyes, they got no morals,
They got big teeth and they like quarrels,
They got a tail and real weird hair
Fightin' Possum Peeps is just unfair.

Oh, the Possum Peeps are ridin', and they've never been defeated.
Oh, the Possum Peeps are ridin', (hmm, I think I just excreted).
Oh, the Possum Peeps are evil and they're terrifyin' awesome,
You think you killed one then you find he was just playing possum.

Oh, Lordy Lordy, save me from them awful Possum Peeps
Oh, send us Arnold Schwarzenegger or maybe Meryl Streep!
They got bad breath, they got bad moods,
They think that we are just snack foods.
They ate my mom and then my dad,
(Damn, them Possum Peeps are bad.)

Oh, the Possum Peeps are comin', yeah they're comin' into town.
Oh, the Possum Peeps are comin', better spread the word around.
When the Possum Peeps, they get you, they'll bite you on the tit
And when you say, "Owie! That hurt!" they just don't give a shit.

Oh, Lordy, Lordy, save me from them awful Possum Peeps.
Oh, give me some protection 'cause they're givin' me the creeps.
They got red eyes, they got no morals,
They got big teeth and they like quarrels,
They got a tail and real weird hair
Fightin' Possum Peeps is just unfair.

FAX

CrazyPhuD
07-11-2009, 03:52 PM
Shit someone needs to tell Bob Dole to stop doing the stanky leg then he wouldn't have gotten an infection.

Halfcan
07-11-2009, 04:02 PM
Actually, nevermind. Anyone want a $250 cookie recipe?

I am not falling for that one again. I am still making credit cards payments on the last. :)

LaChapelle
07-11-2009, 04:18 PM
The limp wristed one?

-to soon?