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Hog Farmer
07-12-2009, 08:23 AM
November 5th will be a key day in history as there will be a war involving 5 nations. Pakistan,Iran,US, Israel and NK.

There will be an alarming number of UFO sightings this summer.

Many key intelligence people will dissapear.

The U.S. dollar will no longer be of any value.

People will start acting somewhat "different" as the earth shifts in the milky way and the magnetism change affects us.

The white house becomes frustrated as top secret information is continually getting leaked such as UFO info and things that people not on the inside are supposed to know.

All in 2009!

Web-bot is a program that spiders all the internet looking for key words that will predict the future.

Very interesting. Anybody familiar with this ?

Fish
07-12-2009, 08:37 AM
I heard that it also said Michael Jackson would stop molesting children this year.

Hog Farmer
07-12-2009, 08:37 AM
web-bot predicted in June of 2001 that there would be an event that would change life in America within 90 days.

http://www.darkgovernment.com/news/web-bot-project-predicting-huge-natural-disaster-for-december/

Braincase
07-12-2009, 08:40 AM
And as the value of the dollar approaches zero, how will this impact the price of boar semen?

Hog Farmer
07-12-2009, 08:45 AM
And as the value of the dollar approaches zero, how will this impact the price of boar semen?

I would expect boar semen to replace gold in the near future.

LaChapelle
07-12-2009, 08:46 AM
The UFOs are diversions of the mole people. They're hooked on smoking dried corn fungus -crop circles.

TrebMaxx
07-12-2009, 09:02 AM
I shall continue to stockpile ammo.

Slainte
07-12-2009, 09:18 AM
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

RJ
07-12-2009, 09:35 AM
I would expect boar semen to replace gold in the near future.


Yeah, I've been hoarding boar semen. My wife is a little annoyed, but she'll thank me one day.

Bwana
07-12-2009, 10:37 AM
I would expect boar semen to replace gold in the near future.

As it should be!

I bet the aliens in the mothership will be most impressed with your vast stock of premium boar goo when the day comes.

JOhn
07-12-2009, 10:39 AM
I would expect boar semen to replace gold in the near future.

Dammit, why didn't you tell me. :cuss:

I've been collecting Bull semen & that shit is hard to come by, and dangerous:eek:

88TG88
07-12-2009, 10:45 AM
And as the value of the dollar approaches zero, how will this impact the price of boar semen?

ROFLROFL

Bugeater
07-12-2009, 11:19 AM
People will start acting somewhat "different" as the earth shifts in the milky way and the magnetism change affects us.

:thailor:

acesn8s
07-12-2009, 11:25 AM
Obama will save us!

JOhn
07-12-2009, 11:25 AM
:thailor:

GC? :spock:


Oh wait, never mind he's still acting the same Only out of the closet now.

NTTAWWT

acesn8s
07-12-2009, 11:26 AM
Yes he can!

beach tribe
07-12-2009, 02:14 PM
Yep. Sounds like change we can believe in.

acesn8s
07-12-2009, 02:16 PM
I thought the magnetic shift was to happen in 2012.

chiefs1111
07-12-2009, 02:24 PM
We are doomed!!!!

Hog Farmer
07-12-2009, 03:12 PM
I thought the magnetic shift was to happen in 2012.


According to web-bot it starts this year, by 2012 we're all fucked!

Bwana
07-12-2009, 03:41 PM
According to web-bot it starts this year, by 2012 we're all ****ed!

Well if that's the case, it's time to start running up the credit cards and living like a rock star!

Hog Farmer
07-12-2009, 03:46 PM
Well if that's the case, it's time to start running up the credit cards and living like a rock star!

I agree!

Can I borrow your Credit card ?

Crush
07-12-2009, 03:48 PM
Everyone needs to calm down, because Nicolas Cage is going to save the day.

Hog Farmer
07-12-2009, 03:51 PM
Everyone needs to calm down, because Nicolas Cage is going to save the day.


No, he'll be fucked as well.

Crush
07-12-2009, 03:53 PM
No, he'll be ****ed as well.


Then we are in much deeper shit than I thought.

Bwana
07-12-2009, 04:05 PM
No, he'll be ****ed as well.

I think as long as people are wearing the "wolf Tee-shirt," they will survive. If that's not the case, it's dirt nap time for sure!

acesn8s
07-12-2009, 04:10 PM
Everyone needs to calm down, because Nicolas Cage is going to save the day.I thought Obama was to save us.

tomahawk kid
07-12-2009, 07:29 PM
hmmm......have there been a bunch for UFO sightings this summer that I've missed?

Douche Baggins
07-12-2009, 07:31 PM
Web-bot predicted I would get laid last month.

Hog Farmer
07-12-2009, 08:36 PM
Web-bot predicted I would get laid last month.

Well that would be a big prediction similar to the 911 prediction but it;s not always right as you found out.

Web bot was talked about on the history channel last night on one of those armageddon shows. I thought it was interesting.

Douche Baggins
07-12-2009, 08:38 PM
Well that would be a big prediction similar to the 911 prediction but it;s not always right as you found out.


No, that's the thing. It was right.

Web bot is amazing!

Hog Farmer
07-12-2009, 08:40 PM
No, that's the thing. It was right.

Web bot is amazing!


Congrats!!! :clap:

Details ?

Douche Baggins
07-12-2009, 08:43 PM
Congrats!!! :clap:

Details ?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=164919&page=90

Long Duk Dong
07-13-2009, 09:38 AM
November 5th will be a key day in history as there will be a war involving 5 nations. Pakistan,Iran,US, Israel and NK.

There will be an alarming number of UFO sightings this summer.

Many key intelligence people will dissapear.

The U.S. dollar will no longer be of any value.

People will start acting somewhat "different" as the earth shifts in the milky way and the magnetism change affects us.

The white house becomes frustrated as top secret information is continually getting leaked such as UFO info and things that people not on the inside are supposed to know.

All in 2009!

Web-bot is a program that spiders all the internet looking for key words that will predict the future.

Very interesting. Anybody familiar with this ?

link?

kansas hawk
07-13-2009, 11:19 AM
at frist i thought they were crazy til i found

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then i realized they are fraking insane

bowener
07-13-2009, 12:50 PM
November 5th will be a key day in history as there will be a war involving 5 nations. Pakistan,Iran,US, Israel and NK.

There will be an alarming number of UFO sightings this summer.

Many key intelligence people will dissapear.

The U.S. dollar will no longer be of any value.

People will start acting somewhat "different" as the earth shifts in the milky way and the magnetism change affects us.

The white house becomes frustrated as top secret information is continually getting leaked such as UFO info and things that people not on the inside are supposed to know.

All in 2009!

Web-bot is a program that spiders all the internet looking for key words that will predict the future.

Very interesting. Anybody familiar with this ?

Web-bot is an interesting tool that was originally used to track the human psyche so that companies could get a jump on the stock market.

There does seem to be some problems with it, one being it tracks the usage of words by number not always by content, so popular conspiracy theories are always going to be popping up, and the closer we get to 2012, the more we are going to talk about it, so it is definitely going to predict something for 2012. Same goes for the 5 nations, those are the ones most often in the news as of late, so there has been a lot of internet chatter about them, thus driving the prediction.

Of course that is not to say that web-bot wont be right, just saying it can be very faulty seeing as if we got enough people to talk about how cow semen cures cancer on the internet, it would start to track that and probably say cow semen will cure cancer by 2011 or something.

Gonzo
07-13-2009, 12:55 PM
I doubt anything will ever go wrong as long as Chuck Norris is still around.
He'll make sure us mortals are safe whilst kicking some alien ass.

Buck
07-13-2009, 12:56 PM
Come on guys, we can do this. Everybody just needs to post this:

"Kirstie Tynes and Holly Starr will film a lesbian porno and release it online for free"

Hog Farmer
07-13-2009, 07:56 PM
Web-bot is an interesting tool that was originally used to track the human psyche so that companies could get a jump on the stock market.

There does seem to be some problems with it, one being it tracks the usage of words by number not always by content, so popular conspiracy theories are always going to be popping up, and the closer we get to 2012, the more we are going to talk about it, so it is definitely going to predict something for 2012. Same goes for the 5 nations, those are the ones most often in the news as of late, so there has been a lot of internet chatter about them, thus driving the prediction.

Of course that is not to say that web-bot wont be right, just saying it can be very faulty seeing as if we got enough people to talk about how cow semen cures cancer on the internet, it would start to track that and probably say cow semen will cure cancer by 2011 or something.



And why the hell would it be COW semen !!!!!!

Hog Farmer
07-13-2009, 07:58 PM
link?

Google it Mr. Long Dong.

boogblaster
07-13-2009, 08:35 PM
my neighbors have inter-bred with their horses .. guess it would be morse-semen .. think the aliens would like that slung ..

Dick Bull
07-13-2009, 09:04 PM
Google it Mr. Long Dong.


ROFL


I'm curious as to the length of a long duck dong

Dick Bull
07-13-2009, 09:05 PM
And why the hell would it be COW semen !!!!!!


People haven't wised up to value of hog semen.

Douche Baggins
07-13-2009, 09:05 PM
Come on guys, we can do this. Everybody just needs to post this:

"Kirstie Tynes and Holly Starr will film a lesbian porno and release it online for free"

Kirstie Tynes?

Lame.

KcFanInGA
07-14-2009, 03:51 AM
Everyone needs to calm down, because Nicolas Cage is going to save the day.

My ballsac has more variety to it's expressions than Nicolas Cage. And it's not as droopy looking....yet.

Rausch
07-14-2009, 04:11 AM
I doubt anything will ever go wrong as long as Chuck Norris is still around.
He'll make sure us mortals are safe whilst kicking some alien ass.

On a related note my mom was just set up on a blind date with the 2nd cousin of Chuck Norris.

Guru
07-14-2009, 04:23 AM
Everyone needs to calm down, because Nicolas Cage is going to save the day.ONly if it is produced by Bruckheimer.