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Bill Parcells
07-14-2009, 09:06 AM
At the Jets/Chiefs game. he was in the VIP area though :(

Simply Red
07-14-2009, 09:25 AM
I've spoke w/ him on the phone. Also, side note: I can assure you Dane has been in @ least one threesome. That much I know... he's a modern-day Barry Lyndon.

big nasty kcnut
07-14-2009, 09:26 AM
Hey d2112 how are ya. What you think of rex ryan. Also sanchez as starting qb.
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Simply Red
07-14-2009, 09:27 AM
Hey d2112 how are ya. What you think of rex ryan. Also sanchez as starting qb.
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wait, you didn't say hi to me.

FAX
07-14-2009, 09:28 AM
I have one of his official, autographed condoms.

FAX

big nasty kcnut
07-14-2009, 09:28 AM
Plus you got facebook or twitter.
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big nasty kcnut
07-14-2009, 09:29 AM
Hey simply red
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Simply Red
07-14-2009, 09:35 AM
Hey simply red
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:Scanlon:

ChiTown
07-14-2009, 09:37 AM
I met him one time in the restroom at the Willshire Grand Hotel in LA. He's one helluva a tipper.

:D

MOhillbilly
07-14-2009, 09:38 AM
That much I know... he's a modern-day Barry Lyndon.

Thats not a happy story. Are you Redmond?

Katipan
07-14-2009, 09:39 AM
I lost my virginity to him in '97

Baby Lee
07-14-2009, 09:44 AM
I have one of his official, autographed condoms.

FAX

And by 'autographed' you of course mean load laden.

Simply Red
07-14-2009, 09:46 AM
I lost my virginity to him in '97

:clap:ROFL very good, misses, very good.

BigCatDaddy
07-14-2009, 09:49 AM
I've spoke w/ him on the phone. Also, side note: I can assure you Dane has been in @ least one threesome. That much I know... he's a modern-day Barry Lyndon.

Was GoChiefs involved in this threesome?

Simply Red
07-14-2009, 09:49 AM
Thats not a happy story. Are you Redmond?

no no, i mean; in regards to that threesome part of the moooooovie.

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-14-2009, 09:50 AM
I lost my virginity to him in '97

I think that goes for all of us.

Mr. Plow
07-14-2009, 09:52 AM
At the Jets/Chiefs game. he was in the VIP area though :(


Good to see you are still alive. I was worried there for a bit.

Rooster
07-14-2009, 09:59 AM
Dane once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

Buck
07-14-2009, 10:01 AM
I guess I'm not legendary enough to get my own thread.

Simply Red
07-14-2009, 10:03 AM
I guess I'm not legendary enough to get my own thread.

correct, you must make the conversion first, Luke.

big nasty kcnut
07-14-2009, 10:08 AM
Dane let me do diane lane.
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Mr. Flopnuts
07-14-2009, 10:16 AM
I lost my virginity to him in '97

'95 for me.

Rooster
07-14-2009, 10:17 AM
He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran McCloud!

Simply Red
07-14-2009, 10:17 AM
'95 for me.

who was the girl? just sayin'/askin' ...

Scorp
07-14-2009, 10:18 AM
I guess I'm not legendary enough to get my own thread.


If Mcdumbf*ck get's one, I don't see why you can't have one.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-14-2009, 10:18 AM
He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran McCloud!

No shit?! I met him. I'm 6'5 and his cock is taller than me. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree I guess.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-14-2009, 10:18 AM
who was the girl? just sayin'/askin' ...

It was Dane of course.

Huffman83
07-14-2009, 10:19 AM
Dane once had an awkward moment...just to see what it was like.

http://idology.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/most_interesting_man.jpg?w=225&h=273

Rooster
07-14-2009, 10:20 AM
No shit?! I met him. I'm 6'5 and his cock is taller than me. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree I guess.

ROFL I just keep thinking of the Bill Brasky from the SNL skits.

Simply Red
07-14-2009, 10:24 AM
Dane once had an awkward moment...just to see what it was like.

http://idology.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/most_interesting_man.jpg?w=225&h=273

ROFL

MOhillbilly
07-14-2009, 10:25 AM
Dane smoked dope,took a trip on LSD, and burned his draft card on main street in muskogee oklahoma usa.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-14-2009, 10:28 AM
Dane smoked dope,took a trip on LSD, and burned his draft card on main street in muskogee oklahoma usa.

A great story! Another great story is the time he impregnated that woman in Mumbai. FROM MUSKOGEE OKLAHOMA USA!!!

Skip Towne
07-14-2009, 10:29 AM
Dane once went to the Virgin Islands. Now they are just "The Islands".

Buck
07-14-2009, 10:29 AM
I don't know anything about Dane, but I can tell you with 100% certainty that D2112 is the biggest Jets Fan I've ever seen. Theres no denying its true. You meet him at a Jets game and you'll find out why.

Simply Red
07-14-2009, 10:30 AM
once i heard Dane had wondered drunk @ like 2AM into Riverside, he was w/ TinyEvel, they got cornered in an ally facing Chuck Norris and the techno viking, Dane stood and took on both, while Tiny filmed it all w/ his pocket video recorder the size of a match book, they both then headed to Sissy Spaceks house where she quickly woke up and made them steakumm sandwichs on pumpernickle.

Simply Red
07-14-2009, 10:30 AM
ROFLDane once went to the Virgin Islands. Now they are just "The Islands".

:clap:

DeezNutz
07-14-2009, 10:35 AM
I lost my virginity to him in '97

You, too?

Thanks for lying to me, Dane, you SOB.

88TG88
07-14-2009, 10:36 AM
He is eerily similar to the most interesting man in the world.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-14-2009, 10:38 AM
You, too?

Thanks for lying to me, Dane, you SOB.

Dane doesn't take virginity all the time, but when he does, he prefers Deeznuts.

Dylan
07-14-2009, 10:39 AM
:Scanlon:

LMAO

Rooster
07-14-2009, 10:40 AM
I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansbury.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-14-2009, 10:41 AM
Dane ended the conflict in Darfur with an elementary Jedi mind trick. He was asleep at the time.

Simply Red
07-14-2009, 10:43 AM
Dane ended the conflict in Darfur with an elementary Jedi mind trick. He was asleep at the time.

Rumor has it, he then tried to buy Darfur, but they eagerly awarded it to him, is that true?

Simply Red
07-14-2009, 10:43 AM
back in 2005 i once called Dane a 'dumbass'. Once.

stumppy
07-14-2009, 10:44 AM
My user name on the planet was John Holmes.......until I met Dane.

LaChapelle
07-14-2009, 10:46 AM
I hear when he fathers a daughter, her and the next six generations of daughters are born without hymens.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-14-2009, 10:46 AM
My user name on the planet was John Holmes.......until I met Dane.

LMAO 7 shades of awesome.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-14-2009, 10:47 AM
Rumor has it, he then tried to buy Darfur, but they eagerly awarded it to him, is that true?

They paid him to take it.

Bill Parcells
07-14-2009, 10:50 AM
Hey d2112 how are ya. What you think of rex ryan. Also sanchez as starting qb.
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Hey Nut! what it be brother? I am officially a pessimist this year. I'll believe it when I see it. ;) I'm still numb over the monumental collapse last year..lol
Good to see you are still alive. I was worried there for a bit.
LOL! Real life has been occupying a lot of my time lately. in a good way ;) thanks!
I guess I'm not legendary enough to get my own thread.
I met you! hahaha! Jet fans throw the finest tailgates, right? :evil:

KCUnited
07-14-2009, 10:53 AM
I still beat off to the Joe Satriani Sues Coldplay for Plagiarism thread.

Simply Red
07-14-2009, 10:55 AM
Dane M. > http://i31.tinypic.com/b63pft.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts
07-14-2009, 10:55 AM
I still beat off to the Joe Satriani Sues Coldplay for Plagiarism thread.

So does Dane. But when he does it, he doesn't kill the one thing that exceeds his existence.

DeezNutz
07-14-2009, 10:58 AM
My user name on the planet was John Holmes.......until I met Dane.

My username shrivels whenever Dane appears in the thread.

Bill Parcells
07-14-2009, 10:59 AM
Dane McCloud will make your brown eye blue if you guys keep picking on him. this is only from what I've heard of course.

Katipan
07-14-2009, 12:04 PM
And again in '82

Baby Lee
07-14-2009, 12:16 PM
Few know of this, but as a reward for their performance in the running of the bulls, the Pamplona herd is shortly thereafter spirited away to a secret city where they are treated to an exhilarating round of running with the Dane.

Saggysack
07-14-2009, 12:21 PM
Who?

kepp
07-14-2009, 12:22 PM
Few know of this, but as a reward for their performance in the running of the bulls, the Pamplona herd is shortly thereafter spirited away to a secret city where they are treated to an exhilarating round of running with the Dane.

On average, how many survive?

Deberg_1990
07-14-2009, 12:33 PM
I can only dare to dream that one day i will get to meet the legendary Mr. Dane McCloud.

Fat Elvis
07-14-2009, 12:36 PM
On average, how many survive?

Let's put it this way...now you know where hamburger comes from.

RJ
07-14-2009, 12:37 PM
Yes, as a matter of fact that is a Dane McLoud bobblehead in the rear window of my car.

Rooster
07-14-2009, 12:46 PM
Dane makes every woman that sleeps with him refer to him as Bear Bryant.

Simply Red
07-14-2009, 12:46 PM
Dane M. turned down the opportunity to star in a Nair for men commercial, he told the Palmolive Co. late Monday, when asked by Keith Crane C.O.O. Dane simply replied: "look guys, you can't grow grass on a playground"

L.A. Chieffan
07-14-2009, 12:48 PM
dane doesn't have to give a name when making a rez at dorsia

SPchief
07-14-2009, 01:07 PM
Let's put it this way...now you know where hamburger comes from.

LMAO

JOhn
07-14-2009, 01:21 PM
When Dane goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money

Rooster
07-14-2009, 01:22 PM
It was McCloud who took out his own rib to create woman, because he was really, really, horny.

HemiEd
07-14-2009, 01:28 PM
If Mcdumbf*ck get's one, I don't see why you can't have one.

ROFL

HemiEd
07-14-2009, 01:33 PM
I can only dare to dream that one day i will get to meet the legendary Mr. Dane McCloud.

You should try and keep things realistic, the dissapointments won't be so hard to handle.

Simply Red
07-14-2009, 01:34 PM
though the decision isn't final, apparently Kyle, Morphius and Bob Dole had a conference-call this morning early regarding Dane's possible overthrowing of the long standing chief's planet 'GAZ' option.

Donger
07-14-2009, 01:38 PM
I was going to meet Dane last year during a trip to SoCal, but I forgot to call him.

Bill Parcells
07-14-2009, 01:42 PM
I was going to meet Dane last year during a trip to SoCal, but I forgot to call him.

Rumor has it that due to your political views. Dane had planned to make your brown eye blue. had such a meeting occurred of course.

Simply Red
07-14-2009, 01:43 PM
let's just put it this way, Dane NEVER has to put on his own suntan lotion.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-14-2009, 01:45 PM
I was going to meet Dane last year during a trip to SoCal, but I forgot to call him.

Another Jedi Mind trick accomplished while Dane was sleeping.

KCUnited
07-14-2009, 01:49 PM
Its rumored that Kirstie Alley swallowed Dane's load after a Cheers reunion party. We all know how that worked out for her.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-14-2009, 01:50 PM
Its rumored that Kirstie Alley swallowed Dane's load after a Cheers reunion party. We all know how that worked out for her.

It's growing inside of her and won't let her go?

Mr. Flopnuts
07-14-2009, 01:50 PM
AND YOU'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAAAAAAME!!!

blaise
07-14-2009, 01:52 PM
Did you guys know Dane lives in L.A.? I think I heard him say it once.

Donger
07-14-2009, 01:55 PM
I'm starting to get the impression that you people are being dishonest with regard to your "not meeting" Dane stories.

Rooster
07-14-2009, 02:00 PM
Did you know Dane McCloud is the godfather of my son? He shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Dane pushes the priest aside and says, 'I'll baptize that piece of calamari!' Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, 'There! You're baptized!' The boy is blind to this day.

Simply Red
07-14-2009, 02:00 PM
I'm starting to get the impression that you people are being dishonest with regard to your "not meeting" Dane stories.

ROFL

Tribal Warfare
07-14-2009, 02:01 PM
At the Jets/Chiefs game. he was in the VIP area though :(

Elitist bastard :D

blaise
07-14-2009, 02:03 PM
Dane knows Kip Winger.

You don't.

Bill Parcells
07-14-2009, 02:05 PM
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ROFL

blaise
07-14-2009, 02:10 PM
I hope none of you people ever wanted a job in Hollywood, because you're all blackballed in that town now.

Simply Red
07-14-2009, 02:34 PM
I hope none of you people ever wanted a job in Hollywood, because you're all blackballed in that town now.

Cool, what'd i win?!!

Mr. Flopnuts
07-14-2009, 03:41 PM
Ladies and Gentleman. Dane. McCloud. Has entered the BUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ari Chi3fs
07-14-2009, 04:07 PM
Eva Longoria & Lindsay Lohan each moved into McCloud's neighborhood just so they could get a glimpse of him and his dogs walking... they each fainted like a 1960s female Beatles fan.

Baby Lee
07-14-2009, 04:09 PM
Eva Longoria & Lindsay Lohan each moved into McCloud's neighborhood just so they could get a glimpse of him and his dogs walking... they each fainted like a 1960s female Beatles fan.

Lindsay got a glimpse of Dane in his dog walking shorts yesterday and was instantly impregnated.

JOhn
07-14-2009, 04:14 PM
IF I ever get married again, I hope Dane will impregnate my wife :harumph:

Reerun_KC
07-14-2009, 04:15 PM
I spoke with him on the phone and acutally was partying just a few blocks from his place in LA once... Just missed him. He had to take some Honey time with his sweetheart.......

Reerun_KC
07-14-2009, 04:15 PM
Dane is a solid guy... One of the better posters here...

FAX
07-14-2009, 04:25 PM
Lindsay got a glimpse of Dane in his dog walking shorts yesterday and was instantly impregnated.

Happens all the time.

Occasionally, after glancing at himself in a mirror, Mr. DaneMcCloud impregnates himself.

FAX

Reerun_KC
07-14-2009, 04:26 PM
Happens all the time.

Occasionally, after glancing at himself in a mirror, Mr. DaneMcCloud impregnates himself.

FAX

Is Dane the New Chuck Norris?

JOhn
07-14-2009, 04:27 PM
Is Dane the New Chuck Norris?

No, Chuck is nothing like Dane....Chuck would die while impregnated after seeing Dane

Baby Lee
07-14-2009, 04:47 PM
Happens all the time.

Occasionally, after glancing at himself in a mirror, Mr. DaneMcCloud impregnates himself.

FAX

In the series finale of Lost, we discover that the whole situation on the island centers around controlling the might and power of Dane's nocturnal emissions.

Skip Towne
07-14-2009, 05:07 PM
Is Dane the New Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris wears Dane McCloud pajamas.

PunkinDrublic
07-14-2009, 05:47 PM
Dane lives in Hollywood and knows way more about audio engineering than you squares living in flyover country. ROFL

Seriously though he's one of my favorite posters here on the planet, I don't care what the topic is I'm always interested in what he has to say on the subject. I doubt there's anybody on orange mange like that.

Halfcan
07-14-2009, 05:56 PM
I'm starting to get the impression that you people are being dishonest with regard to your "not meeting" Dane stories.

I was going to party with him and Guns and Roses, Brad Pitt, Let Li, Lohan, Madonna, Diamond Dave of Van Halen, Obama and then he was going to hook me up with all the Porn Queens he used to date.........

But I overslept. Damm alarm clock-I was That close. :shake:

Halfcan
07-14-2009, 05:58 PM
Just recently after giving Holly Starr an internet beat down.....

she flew out and stalked him for days wanting his love seed.

He turned her down-she is only a 5 out of ten-don't you know.

Bill Parcells
07-14-2009, 06:14 PM
Post #100

PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ

Halfcan
07-14-2009, 06:16 PM
Post #100

PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ

only 2,012 to go. :p

Bill Parcells
07-14-2009, 06:19 PM
only 2,012 to go. :p

Hey, aren't you ''The legendary former repost policeman''?

How have you been, Mr Rush fanatic? o:-)

Halfcan
07-14-2009, 06:23 PM
Hey, aren't you ''The legendary former repost policeman''?

How have you been, Mr Rush fanatic? o:-)

I am not busy partying with Rock stars and Movie stars like Dane-but not bad.

Little known fact-

Alex wanted to name the band "Slow"- but Dane said that sounded boring-go for a more exciting name-something that would give the fans a "Rush"

After teaching a young parts manager named Neil how to play drums-he introduced him to the band he helped name.

The rest is History.

Reerun_KC
07-14-2009, 07:43 PM
Dane lives in Hollywood and knows way more about audio engineering than you squares living in flyover country. ROFL

Seriously though he's one of my favorite posters here on the planet, I don't care what the topic is I'm always interested in what he has to say on the subject. I doubt there's anybody on orange mange like that.

That was a very nice ball wash you just gave Dane.... You need a towel?

blaise
07-15-2009, 07:01 AM
Dane lives in Hollywood and knows way more about audio engineering than you squares living in flyover country. ROFL

Seriously though he's one of my favorite posters here on the planet, I don't care what the topic is I'm always interested in what he has to say on the subject. I doubt there's anybody on orange mange like that.

This sounds like the guy who doesn't like Caddyshack or South Park because he thinks they're crude or mean spirited.
Thanks for breaking it down for us.

Baby Lee
07-15-2009, 07:16 AM
That was a very nice ball wash you just gave Dane.... You need a towel?

Dane's ball sweat is registered as a Schedule 1 Narcotic.

Sofa King
07-15-2009, 07:48 AM
Dane McCloud isn't afraid of the dark... the dark is afraid of Dane McCloud...

Ultra Peanut
07-15-2009, 08:06 AM
All you fuckin' squares better say your fuckin' prayers.

BigCatDaddy
07-15-2009, 08:22 AM
Dane's ball sweat is registered as a Schedule 1 Narcotic.


I heard it's bringing $10K per drop on ebay.

Rooster
07-15-2009, 08:28 AM
Dane McCloud directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels.

JOhn
07-15-2009, 09:14 AM
Myth: we dropped an A-bomb on the Japs to end WW2:shake:

Truth: We really dropped Dane on them, and the resulting devastation was from him kicking their ass:eek:

Rooster
07-15-2009, 09:20 AM
Mona Lisa is grinning because she was thinking of Dane McCloud.

KCUnited
07-15-2009, 10:36 AM
Dane got dunked on by LeBron, but you'll NEVER see the tape.

Sam Hall
07-15-2009, 10:59 AM
That guy thinks we're all a bunch of hillbillies:LOL:

WilliamTheIrish
07-15-2009, 12:27 PM
Dane is the voice of the Oven in the Quizno's sub commercial.

Sofa King
07-15-2009, 12:30 PM
Dane is responsible for steriods in baseball..

Reerun_KC
07-15-2009, 12:37 PM
Dane is responsible for steriods in baseball..

Dane is steriods for baseball....

WilliamTheIrish
07-15-2009, 12:38 PM
Dane's ejaculation in LA caused a 4.0 quake in San Diego. (eewww.. that's disgusting)

Reerun_KC
07-15-2009, 12:40 PM
Dane is the gift that keeps on giving all year long....


http://lizarrasmith.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/randyquaid.jpg

Donger
07-15-2009, 12:48 PM
What precipitated this outpouring of Grate Dane-love?

DeezNutz
07-15-2009, 12:49 PM
What precipitated this outpouring of Grate Dane-love?

Creation.

FAX
07-15-2009, 12:53 PM
What precipitated this outpouring of Grate Dane-love?

Mind powers, Mr. Donger. Mind powers.

Mr. DaneMcCloud has tons of them.

FAX

Reerun_KC
07-15-2009, 12:54 PM
What precipitated this outpouring of Grate Dane-love?

Dane is the way, the truth and the life.... You shouldnt ask why!

KCUnited
07-15-2009, 12:58 PM
On the 7th day, God met with Dane to see if he'd produce his collection of Angel Hymns. Dane told Him not to come at him with that weak shit ever again. JFC.

blaise
07-15-2009, 01:00 PM
All of you, just walk away from this thread. Leave now and Dane will grant you safe passage through the Wasteland. Just walk away. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

Donger
07-15-2009, 01:02 PM
All of you, just walk away from this thread. Leave now and Dane will grant you safe passage through the Wasteland. Just walk away. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

Ohhhhh! Now THAT is obscure!

"We'll never walk away! Never!"

Baby Lee
07-15-2009, 01:11 PM
Dane is of the Bene Gesserit bloodline, and it's strongly believed that his organic mental powers can bridge space and time.

seclark
07-15-2009, 01:12 PM
dane can make my mother in law shut the f@ck up.
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Skip Towne
07-15-2009, 01:16 PM
What precipitated this outpouring of Grate Dane-love?

An a new nickname is born. Would a mod please change the name to "Great Dane"

Donger
07-15-2009, 01:18 PM
Dane is of the Bene Gesserit bloodline, and it's strongly believed that his organic mental powers can bridge space and time.

Grate Dane IS the box!

ChiTown
07-15-2009, 01:23 PM
dane can make my mother in law shut the f@ck up.
sec

:eek:

http://jebsadventurebound.homestead.com/files/tai_images/bgchap17.jpg

Baby Lee
07-15-2009, 01:26 PM
:eek:

http://jebsadventurebound.homestead.com/files/tai_images/bgchap17.jpg

Dane gets free haircuts, and anything else he wants, at Chitown's office building.

Rooster
07-15-2009, 01:26 PM
On the 7th day, God met with Dane to see if he'd produce his collection of Angel Hymns. Dane told Him not to come at him with that weak shit ever again. JFC.

ROFLROFL

FAX
07-15-2009, 01:27 PM
dane can make my mother in law shut the f@ck up.
sec

ROFL

FAX

88TG88
07-15-2009, 01:30 PM
Dane gets free haircuts, and anything else he wants, at Chitown's office building.

nice, rep

Baby Lee
07-15-2009, 01:31 PM
ROFL

FAX

Dane NEVER apologizes for reposts.

RJ
07-15-2009, 01:33 PM
Dane gets free haircuts, and anything else he wants, at Chitown's office building.


Nice.

ChiTown
07-15-2009, 01:35 PM
Dane gets free haircuts, and anything else he wants, at Chitown's office building.

Yep.

The Great Dane makes me watch, and then he tips the girls with my money.

Katipan
07-15-2009, 01:43 PM
Dane is Victoria's Secret

Mr. Flopnuts
07-15-2009, 01:45 PM
Dane is Victoria's Secret

Dane's love juice is the secret ingredient in Coca Cola.

Rooster
07-15-2009, 01:48 PM
Dane McCloud will not allow Brett Favre to retire.

Baby Lee
07-15-2009, 01:50 PM
Dane was what Willis was talkin' 'bout.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-15-2009, 01:52 PM
God created the world in 6 days. Dane could undo it and make it better in 6 seconds.

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
07-15-2009, 01:54 PM
Dane is the reason Godzilla ran away from Tokyo crying like a baby.

FAX
07-15-2009, 01:54 PM
Dane is Victoria's Secret

Victoria spilled her guts to Mr. DaneMcCloud. Then she leaped from a bridge with his photograph in her bra, Ms. Katipan.

The photograph, of course, saved her life by transporting her to a local Starbucks where a Double Decaf Grande Java Chip Frappacino awaited her arrival.

FAX

Mr. Flopnuts
07-15-2009, 01:56 PM
Victoria spilled her guts to Mr. DaneMcCloud. Then she leaped from a bridge with his photograph in her bra, Ms. Katipan.

The photograph, of course, saved her life by transporting her to a local Starbucks where a Double Decaf Grande Java Chip Frappacino awaited her arrival.

FAX

That actually happened twice in 1 year which is what inspired the semi annual sale.

Garcia Bronco
07-15-2009, 01:56 PM
His reputation is expanding faster than the Universe
He once experienced an akward moment to see what it felt like.

MOhillbilly
07-15-2009, 01:58 PM
When you know Dane you will never walk alone again.

JOhn
07-15-2009, 01:58 PM
Yep.

The Great Dane makes me watch, and then he tips the girls with my money.

And you were grateful

Baby Lee
07-15-2009, 02:02 PM
A Dane BM can break an American Standard.

WilliamTheIrish
07-15-2009, 02:04 PM
A Dane BM can break an American Standard.
LMAO

Mr. Flopnuts
07-15-2009, 02:05 PM
The Greatful Dead changed their names to that after Dane filed for copyright infringement.

FAX
07-15-2009, 02:06 PM
A Dane BM can break an American Standard.

Mr. DaneMcCloud uses only the New World Order Standard.

Nothing else can handle a Mr. DaneMcCloud pile o' plenty.

FAX

Rooster
07-15-2009, 02:09 PM
He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him.

Donger
07-15-2009, 02:11 PM
Grate Dane is so pure, Michael Jackson collected his poop to cover-up his vitiligo.

Baby Lee
07-15-2009, 02:12 PM
Thanks to a quick snort of Dane's nether region, Chris Crocker will be featured on the next season of Ax Men.

FAX
07-15-2009, 02:13 PM
Thanks to a quick snort of Dane's nether region, Chris Crocker will be featured on the next season of Ax Men.

ROFL ROFL

Damn.

FAX

Mr. Flopnuts
07-15-2009, 02:15 PM
Thanks to a quick snort of Dane's nether region, Chris Crocker will be featured on the next season of Ax Men.

Holy Christ. LMAO You win. LEAVE DANE ALONE!!!

JOhn
07-15-2009, 02:25 PM
Dane has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting

Reerun_KC
07-15-2009, 02:35 PM
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for DaneMcCloud

WilliamTheIrish
07-15-2009, 04:20 PM
Thanks to a quick snort of Dane's nether region, Chris Crocker will be featured on the next season of Ax Men.

BL, LMAO

Mr. Flopnuts
07-15-2009, 05:27 PM
The NFL started its own TV network and decided to show 3 games a week through the preseason. Dane said no. You'll show them all, and you'll show them in HD. And they agreed.

Huffman83
07-15-2009, 05:38 PM
The NFL started its own TV network and decided to show 3 games a week through the preseason. Dane said no. You'll show them all, and you'll show them in HD. And they agreed.

And Dane said...."Preseason football is better than no football."

MFers better recognize!

Ari Chi3fs
07-15-2009, 05:54 PM
Dane McCloud's urine is bottled and sold in fine Parisian boutiques. Eau de Dane is a great seller in over 40 countries.

Bill Parcells
07-15-2009, 05:56 PM
Dane McCloud's urine is bottled and sold in fine Parisian boutiques. Eau de Dane is a great seller in over 40 countries.

What about Danes feces? who has a sample of that? :(

Reerun_KC
07-15-2009, 05:57 PM
What about Danes feces? who has a sample of that? :(

Its sold to 3rd World Countries for food.... One pound can feed 10000 people...

FAX
07-15-2009, 06:01 PM
Eau.

FAX

Rooster
07-16-2009, 07:47 AM
Its sold to 3rd World Countries for food.... One pound can feed 10000 people...

It is also used as currency in Argentina.

Ultra Peanut
07-16-2009, 07:54 AM
That guy thinks we're all a bunch of hillbillies:LOL:http://i31.tinypic.com/15yx2r5.gif

Fire Me Boy!
07-16-2009, 08:13 AM
dane doesn't have to give a name when making a rez at dorsia

This is the best one yet.

Bill Parcells
07-16-2009, 10:43 PM
It appears ''The Legendary Dane McCloud '' is on line now. and he missed this thread. :evil:

88TG88
07-16-2009, 11:08 PM
It appears ''The Legendary Dane McCloud '' is on line now. and he missed this thread. :evil:

The great Dane doesn't have time for your measley praises.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-16-2009, 11:11 PM
It appears ''The Legendary Dane McCloud '' is on line now. and he missed this thread. :evil:

Dane is aware of this thread. He was in LA last week reading this thread when an earthquake hit ranging in the 4's on the seismic scale. That was him nodding his approval.

Simply Red
07-23-2009, 07:59 AM
Dane is the new Jack Ryan

MOhillbilly
07-23-2009, 08:04 AM
Dane is a Clockwork Orange.

Simply Red
07-23-2009, 08:21 AM
http://i28.tinypic.com/e7bae8.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts
07-23-2009, 08:22 AM
This is where he stays during the 2nd week of March every other year.

http://mardi.club.fr/queb1.JPG

Otter
07-23-2009, 08:26 AM
Sharing a wireless internet connection with women while responding to a Dane McLoud post will cause them to spontaneously orgasm.

Simply Red
07-23-2009, 08:36 AM
It was just discovered that Dane Mcloud single handedly prevented Y2k while simultaneously having Kate Moss fix him up a lemonade.

Fire Me Boy!
07-23-2009, 08:53 AM
Oh, man... what can I say about Dane that hasn't already been said?

I think, simply put: I WOULD HIS WHOLE THING.

MOhillbilly
07-23-2009, 09:23 AM
Grody to the MAX!

Mr. Flopnuts
07-23-2009, 09:47 AM
You've all heard the story of the pregnant man? Never underestimate the power of Dane McCloud.

blaise
07-23-2009, 09:49 AM
Tim Tebow lists Dane as his hero.

Simply Red
07-23-2009, 09:59 AM
Brad Pitt dresses up as Dane Mcloud on Halloween, just to see what it feels like to be, really, really, really, really, really, 'good looking.'

Baby Lee
07-23-2009, 10:48 AM
Oh, man... what can I say about Dane that hasn't already been said?

I think, simply put: I WOULD HIS WHOLE THING.

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stevieray
07-23-2009, 12:10 PM
Sammy Hagar?

I still like DLR better.

bogey
07-23-2009, 12:35 PM
You guys say what you want, but when interviewing for a job, I always use Dane as a reference. I've never been turned down.

Baby Lee
08-04-2009, 11:29 AM
While mortals reconcile their opinions, Dane operates in the realm of metaphysical facts.

Mr. Kotter
08-04-2009, 11:48 AM
:spock:

How'd I miss this.... LMAO

Mr. Flopnuts
01-28-2010, 06:58 PM
Even people who meet Dane McCloud never truly see him.

BigRedChief
01-28-2010, 07:38 PM
At the Jets/Chiefs game. he was in the VIP area though :(yeah that elitist has never came to one of my tailgates either.:shake: