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TinyEvel
07-14-2009, 11:59 AM
ANGINA

–noun Pathology.
1. any attack of painful spasms characterized by sensations of choking or suffocating.


SPELUNK

–verb (used without object)
to explore caves, esp. as a hobby.


SPECULUM

1. a mirror or reflector, esp. one of polished metal, as on a reflecting telescope.


****ARDLY (rhymes with wiggardly)

–adjective
1. reluctant to give or spend; stingy; miserly.

Bill Parcells
07-14-2009, 12:03 PM
Sycophant

Alton deFlat
07-14-2009, 12:04 PM
Prelude

Dayze
07-14-2009, 12:05 PM
Pooter

Bill Parcells
07-14-2009, 12:05 PM
Sycophant - A servile self-seeker who attempts to win favor by flattering influential people.

Mr. Plow
07-14-2009, 12:06 PM
****ARDLY (rhymes with wiggardly)

–adjective
1. reluctant to give or spend; stingy; miserly.


I'm curious, is the actual word considered racist? I'm not sure that I've ever heard anyone use it.

Lumpy
07-14-2009, 12:07 PM
Masticate

Jenson71
07-14-2009, 12:07 PM
ANGINA

–noun Pathology.
1. any attack of painful spasms characterized by sensations of choking or suffocating.


SPELUNK

–verb (used without object)
to explore caves, esp. as a hobby.


SPECULUM

1. a mirror or reflector, esp. one of polished metal, as on a reflecting telescope.


****ARDLY (rhymes with wiggardly)

–adjective
1. reluctant to give or spend; stingy; miserly.

These could all be used to make very dirty sentences though.

Buck
07-14-2009, 12:13 PM
Boner

-noun
blunder: an embarrassing mistake

JD10367
07-14-2009, 12:14 PM
Cumquat.

Lock the thread. :)

TinyEvel
07-14-2009, 12:17 PM
I'm curious, is the actual word considered racist? I'm not sure that I've ever heard anyone use it.

I think it's one of those 200 year old words, but I'd never use it.


FLUFFERNUTTER (a sandwich made with marshmallow and peanut butter)

PHUKET (City in Thailand)

Mr. Wizard
07-14-2009, 12:19 PM
I can't wait to see what FAX comes up with !

My favorite is Buccaneer
Open your buckin eye and I'll show you my buccaneer

Here is an online list that is kind of funny, you can even vote.

http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?ldate=2004-09-04;dir=prev

We have an asian market here and its name is

PHOC DAT market

no kidding

Donger
07-14-2009, 12:26 PM
Facetious

JimNasium
07-14-2009, 12:26 PM
Asphalt

andoman
07-14-2009, 12:28 PM
My kids use Wenis to refer to the skin on your elbow, but Dictionary.com doesn't recognize it.

seclark
07-14-2009, 12:28 PM
shuttlecock
sec

gblowfish
07-14-2009, 12:29 PM
Anise

Hand Job at the Car Wash

Knob Noster

Slainte
07-14-2009, 12:30 PM
Sycophant

This sounds dirty to you?

JD10367
07-14-2009, 12:30 PM
The restaurant chain Fuddruckers.

JD10367
07-14-2009, 12:31 PM
The city of Succasunna (New York or New Jersey, can't remember.)

Slainte
07-14-2009, 12:31 PM
One of my favorite words: Succulent

JimNasium
07-14-2009, 12:33 PM
Bangkok, Thailand
Bangor, Maine

JD10367
07-14-2009, 12:34 PM
Bangkok, Thailand
Bangor, Maine

Best polka ever.

I Wanna Polka Polka
(Grenga, Stevens, Johnson)
The Ivan Offelcockich Orchestra

See that girl with the pretty red dress on,
I wanna polka.
I love the way she spins and twirls,
I wanna polka.

Oh how I wish that she'd look my way now,
Then I could polka.
I'd love to feel those pretty little curls,
How I wanna polka.

We took a little trip down to Love Canal (NY),
So I could polka.
but we stopped in French Lick, Indiana
No time to polka!

Intercourse Pennsylvania was my destination
wanted to polka.
But she left me down in Blue Ball PA,
Never got to polka.

bridge
well I went up to Maine to Bangor
then I went down to Florida to Tampa
but when all is said and done
I'd rather polka.

We spent sometime in Flushing NY,
I had to polka.
She said not until we get to Hygiene CO,
then maybe I could polka.

I said first let's stop at Moorehead Jersey,
before I polka.
Things got salty in Saline Michigan,
Never got to polka.

She said let's go to Bonesteel, (SD)
now there's a place I'll polka.
but it went Askew in Mississppi,
Didn't know if I could polka.

Climax MI was our destination,
She wanted me to polka.
but I had to make a stop in Crappo MD,
I lost the urge to polka.

bridge
well I went up to Maine to Bangor
then I went down to Florida to Tampa
but when all is said and done
I'd rather polka.

French Lick, Love Canal
Blue Ball, Moorehead
I Wanna Polka

Bonesteel, Intercourse
Climax, Crappo
I Wanna Polka

Tampa, Flushing
Hygiene, Saline
I Wanna Polka

Gaysport (OH), Gayhead (MA)
Gayville (SD), Mudlick (KY)
I Wanna polka

(instrumental jam out)
© 1999

big nasty kcnut
07-14-2009, 12:45 PM
Krunk
Posted via Mobile Device

JD10367
07-14-2009, 12:48 PM
Dictate.

"Little Johnny, please use 'dictate' in a sentence."

"Sure. 'After I stuck it up Sally's ass, she said my dictate like shit!'"

Alton deFlat
07-14-2009, 12:51 PM
Sanchez

Blindside58
07-14-2009, 12:57 PM
Donkeyrapingshiteater...oh wait...

rageeumr
07-14-2009, 01:02 PM
coccyx

Katipan
07-14-2009, 01:04 PM
Marriage

evolve27
07-14-2009, 01:07 PM
Lake Titicaca

Come

ClevelandBronco
07-14-2009, 01:08 PM
Thespian

CoMoChief
07-14-2009, 01:15 PM
BUKKAKE!!!!!!!!

MVChiefFan
07-14-2009, 01:15 PM
titilating

JD10367
07-14-2009, 01:17 PM
Cunning linguist.

CoMoChief
07-14-2009, 01:18 PM
Do names count too?

Mike Hunt

Pat McRotch

JD10367
07-14-2009, 01:20 PM
Do names count too?

Mike Hunt

Pat McRotch

Dick Trickle. Dick Hertz. (I hear he's from Holden.)

Did you hear the one about the two gay Irishmen? Their names were Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick. :rimshot:

Dr. Facebook Fever
07-14-2009, 01:23 PM
Fluctuating nuptuals

BigMeatballDave
07-14-2009, 01:24 PM
Dixie Normous

"Bob" Dobbs
07-14-2009, 01:32 PM
Uvula.

Cockeyed.

38yrsfan
07-14-2009, 01:35 PM
succubus

Buck
07-14-2009, 01:37 PM
GAPE

# goggle: look with amazement; look stupidly
# an expression of openmouthed astonishment
# a stare of amazement (usually with the mouth open)

Jewish Rabbi
07-14-2009, 01:39 PM
Mukluk

unothadeal
07-14-2009, 01:41 PM
Dane McCloud

DJ's left nut
07-14-2009, 01:44 PM
lubricate

DMAC
07-14-2009, 01:57 PM
uber

DMAC
07-14-2009, 01:57 PM
I would all these words

stumppy
07-14-2009, 02:00 PM
****ARDLY (rhymes with wiggardly)

–adjective
1. reluctant to give or spend; stingy; miserly.


The word is ****ardly. This PC crap is getting ridiculous.


Edit: Jeez.

Slainte
07-14-2009, 02:08 PM
And Faramir and Éowyn stood forth and set hand in hand; and all there drank to them and were glad. 'Thus,' said Éomer, 'is the friendship of the Mark and of Gondor bound with a new bond, and the more do I rejoice.'
'No niggard are you, Éomer,' said Aragorn, 'to give thus to Gondor the fairest thing in your realm!'
Then Éowyn looked in the eyes of Aragorn, and she said: 'Wish me joy, my liege-lord and healer!'

--JRR Tolkein

The Lord Of The Rings Part 3: The Return of the King

JD10367
07-15-2009, 11:07 AM
Condiment. Sputum.

ziggysocki
07-15-2009, 11:35 AM
Matriculate example: I matriculated with some of the most beautiful women during my time as USC.

kepp
07-15-2009, 12:08 PM
PHUKET (City in Thailand)

only if its pronounced wrong

Rain Man
07-15-2009, 12:30 PM
Uvula.



Used in a sentence:

"While Heather was under the effects of the anasthetic, the dentist inserted his fingers up to her uvula."

Rain Man
07-15-2009, 12:32 PM
Masticate


Used in a sentence:

"I walked into the lunchroom today and was surprised to see Annie sitting at the table, masticating loudly."

Luke
07-15-2009, 12:39 PM
Linn Elliot? I got nothing? :shrug:

rockymtnchief
07-15-2009, 01:16 PM
Icky-pick or icky-pic is a name for a gelatinous substance contained within outdoor-rated communications cables.

Pitt Gorilla
07-15-2009, 01:25 PM
Dick Curl
Climax Springs, MO
Cumming, IA

KCinNY
07-15-2009, 03:49 PM
Pussyfoot.

Halfcan
07-15-2009, 04:08 PM
has someone said cock yet?

Halfcan
07-15-2009, 04:09 PM
pussy?

Halfcan
07-15-2009, 04:09 PM
Uranus?

Iowanian
07-15-2009, 04:17 PM
ballcock

unothadeal
07-15-2009, 05:31 PM
Teets

Saul Good
07-15-2009, 05:37 PM
farding: Applying cosmetics to the face
titillating: Exciting

stlchiefs
07-15-2009, 06:12 PM
Twitter

booger
07-15-2009, 08:03 PM
carpet bagger

fvckin scallywag

booger
07-15-2009, 08:06 PM
chumscrubber

"Bob" Dobbs
07-15-2009, 08:08 PM
Hell, in birds alone you have Titwillows & Sapsuckers.

booger
07-15-2009, 08:09 PM
clay bashing

it sounds wrong but it feels so right

booger
07-15-2009, 08:10 PM
bareback horse riding

booger
07-15-2009, 08:16 PM
discharge

i was doing her from behind and her vag kept barking out these fart like noises. In this example you could put dishcharge in place of barking so dog like creatures wouldn't be thought of.

booger
07-15-2009, 08:19 PM
barnacle

She never washed her crotch. I paid for a trip to the car wash and bought her a razor to shave off all the barnacle looking things around her region.

booger
07-15-2009, 08:20 PM
Cockpit

not to be confused with armpit

booger
07-15-2009, 08:23 PM
Gene Chizik

booger
07-15-2009, 08:26 PM
gibblets

In my early teens i always had dreams about Kimmie Gibbler sitting on my face rubbing her gibblets on my forehead.

booger
07-15-2009, 08:26 PM
forehead

booger
07-15-2009, 08:30 PM
turnips

also

tulips

those are 2 of my favorite things.

"Bob" Dobbs
07-15-2009, 08:31 PM
Cheez Whiz.

Pitt Gorilla
07-15-2009, 08:33 PM
Creamsicle

booger
07-15-2009, 08:35 PM
loose meat sandwhich

booger
07-15-2009, 08:39 PM
Flapjacks for breakfast.

Ripe fuzzy peach for lunch.

Mangled leftover roast beef for dinner.

booger
07-15-2009, 08:41 PM
Those grey poupon commercials always pissed me off.

booger
07-15-2009, 08:43 PM
Pippy Longstalking/longstocking i don't know witch one

booger
07-15-2009, 08:48 PM
herpetologist

who knew herpes came from lizards?

booger
07-15-2009, 08:50 PM
coniferous

booger
07-15-2009, 08:54 PM
Hand me that can of penetrating lube so i can bust this nut off.

booger
07-15-2009, 09:16 PM
A$$ crack. Sometimes their dirty sometimes not butt it always means the same thing.

luv
07-15-2009, 11:26 PM
alot of IT/software people here. Didn't read all the way back through. Anyone said dongle?

Pioli Zombie
07-15-2009, 11:30 PM
Cuntfart.
Posted via Mobile Device

Saggysack
07-16-2009, 01:23 AM
Cooter

Chiefs=Good
07-16-2009, 01:55 AM
willy wonka

booger
07-16-2009, 02:38 AM
creamed corn

booger
07-16-2009, 02:41 AM
banannaramma

J Diddy
07-16-2009, 04:06 AM
For 20 years I thought I asphyxiation was an obsession with the buttocks.

Pioli Zombie
07-16-2009, 06:34 AM
Peanut
Posted via Mobile Device

JD10367
07-16-2009, 08:37 AM
Some day when I hit the lottery, I want to fly from Phuket to Bangkok. Just to say I did.