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Goldmember
07-17-2009, 02:08 AM
thank God, I was almost out of stamps to mail those damn questionnaires back!

For the week of July 12-

Did you look for work? yes
Were you able to work? yes
Did you win the lottery? no
Did you cash in your Chiefs Planet Casino Cash? no
Did you pimp your wife out this week? yes

Scorp
07-17-2009, 08:11 AM
thank God, I was almost out of stamps to mail those damn questionnaires back!

For the week of July 12-

Did you look for work? yes
Were you able to work? yes
Did you win the lottery? no
Did you cash in your Chiefs Planet Casino Cash? no
Did you pimp your wife out this week? yes

Why in the hell are you mailing stuff and not doing it over the internet? It takes me 30 seconds to file my claim each week. :spock:

Fish
07-17-2009, 08:17 AM
They still make postage stamps?

Scorp
07-17-2009, 08:18 AM
They still make postage stamps?

Only Whacko Jacko stamps. :doh!:

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/1916/jackostamp.jpg

Goldmember
07-17-2009, 05:59 PM
Why in the hell are you mailing stuff and not doing it over the internet? It takes me 30 seconds to file my claim each week. :spock:

Don't know, why don't you ask the state of CA why they are still living in the 19th century

acesn8s
07-17-2009, 06:15 PM
thank God, I was almost out of stamps to mail those damn questionnaires back!

For the week of July 12-

Did you look for work? yes
Were you able to work? yes
Did you win the lottery? no
Did you cash in your Chiefs Planet Casino Cash? no
Did you pimp your wife out this week? yesBragger!:cuss:

Chaunceythe3rd
07-17-2009, 08:09 PM
What is unemployment other than a concept of the relative state of the economy? I understand an underperforming personal financial portfolio but why don't you fall back to Plan B?

BigMeatballDave
07-17-2009, 08:36 PM
What is unemployment other than a concept of the relative state of the economy? I understand an underperforming personal financial portfolio but why don't you fall back to Plan B?huh?