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BWillie
07-17-2009, 02:11 AM
http://kansascity.craigslist.org/stp/1270528268.html

I'm a lean/athletic, fairly good looking guy who has always had an odd desire to be kicked in the balls. I hope that if it happens, I will no longer want it to and will stop thinking about it lol. Basically I'm just a normal guy except for this and too embarrassed to ask anyone I know to do it for me, so if you could help me out, that would be great. I'm looking for basically any decent looking girl no older than 25 to just meet me and kick me in the balls a time or two. If you're worried about meeting me, we can talk on a messenger, or facebook or whatever and get to know each other first.

Guru
07-17-2009, 02:14 AM
What the hell? ROFL

BWillie
07-17-2009, 02:23 AM
Dude, I'm just going to have my girlfriend respond and then I'll show up hiding in the bushes with a big orange fro and jump out and do this. I'll film it and put it on here. It'll be legendary. I'll shake his hand and say you've just got kicked in the nuts

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Ultra Peanut
07-17-2009, 02:27 AM
No krab, no kick.

stumppy
07-17-2009, 02:48 AM
It would be funny if someone posted a similar ad with contact info for GoatBoy. If someone contacted you tell them it has to be a 'suprise' kick. Send them pics and places he'll be at certain times ( I'm sure he would be happy to blab to everyone about where he goes and what he does during the week or weekend with a little proding). Hell, it wouldn't even have to be GoatBoy. I can think of a few posters shoe deserve a swift kick in the nuts. TC comes to mind... among others.:D

Von Dumbass
07-17-2009, 02:57 AM
Dude, I'm just going to have my girlfriend respond and then I'll show up hiding in the bushes with a big orange fro and jump out and do this. I'll film it and put it on here. It'll be legendary. I'll shake his hand and say you've just got kicked in the nuts

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ROFL
That was the funniest thing I have seen in a while. I knew what was going to happen every time but it was still hilarious.:thumb:

ClevelandBronco
07-17-2009, 03:00 AM
ROFL
That was the funniest thing I have seen in a while. I knew what was going to happen every time but it was still hilarious.:thumb:

It's amazing that the guy didn't get shot dead in his clown face.

Von Dumbass
07-17-2009, 03:02 AM
It's amazing that the guy didn't get shot dead in his clown face.
ROFL
He about got his ass kicked a few times.

Pioli Zombie
07-17-2009, 04:40 AM
That ad is posted on the bulletin board of The Ballbusters Club. My ex is the President.
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stumppy
07-17-2009, 07:00 AM
It's amazing that the guy didn't get shot dead in his clown face.


It looks to me like it's staged. How many pussy motherfuggers are out there ? I know what I would do and what every man I know would do if some goofy motherfugger wearing a orange afro wig (or anybody else) walked up to me and kicked me in the nuts. When the idiot points at the camera and says something about it being recorded for TV or whatever I'd say "Good, I'd like to have a tape of me kicking your ass all over the place".
At a minimum he's gonna lose two or three of his top front teeth. Anybody else involved in it is gonna loose some teeth, skin and blood too.

bishop_74
07-17-2009, 07:18 AM
It looks to me like it's staged. How many pussy motherfuggers are out there ? I know what I would do and what every man I know would do if some goofy motherfugger wearing a orange afro wig (or anybody else) walked up to me and kicked me in the nuts. When the idiot points at the camera and says something about it being recorded for TV or whatever I'd say "Good, I'd like to have a tape of me kicking your ass all over the place".
At a minimum he's gonna lose two or three of his top front teeth. Anybody else involved in it is gonna loose some teeth, skin and blood too.

:thumb: I approve this post.

Katipan
07-17-2009, 07:23 AM
I'd put my ball kicking abilities against any 25 year old's any day.

Bwana
07-17-2009, 07:45 AM
Dude, I'm just going to have my girlfriend respond and then I'll show up hiding in the bushes with a big orange fro and jump out and do this. I'll film it and put it on here. It'll be legendary. I'll shake his hand and say you've just got kicked in the nuts

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If I ever encountered Orange on the head and he tried to give me a nut tap, things would get a little western really really fast.

keg in kc
07-17-2009, 08:00 AM
I'd put my ball licking abilities against any 25 year old's any day.I bet.

Mr. Krab
07-17-2009, 09:00 AM
It looks to me like it's staged. How many pussy motherfuggers are out there ? I know what I would do and what every man I know would do if some goofy motherfugger wearing a orange afro wig (or anybody else) walked up to me and kicked me in the nuts. When the idiot points at the camera and says something about it being recorded for TV or whatever I'd say "Good, I'd like to have a tape of me kicking your ass all over the place".
At a minimum he's gonna lose two or three of his top front teeth. Anybody else involved in it is gonna loose some teeth, skin and blood too.
Definitely staged.

RedNeckRaider
07-17-2009, 04:47 PM
If I ever encountered Orange on the head and he tried to give me a nut tap, things would get a little western really really fast.

Got to be staged, else wise they would have some great footage of some idiot with a orange wig getting the living shit beat out of him

Reaper16
07-17-2009, 04:48 PM
This thread is worth more without pics.

Valiant
07-17-2009, 05:17 PM
Dude, I'm just going to have my girlfriend respond and then I'll show up hiding in the bushes with a big orange fro and jump out and do this. I'll film it and put it on here. It'll be legendary. I'll shake his hand and say you've just got kicked in the nuts

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Love that video.. My friend use to love this video also, so one day I went and got a gigantic wig, it was red could not find orange and went in while he was bar tending.. That motherfucker ran from so I could not kick him.. I guess it was quite comical from what everyone said..