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badgirl
07-17-2009, 11:19 PM
I got my letter a couple of days ago that i passed my Nursing Entrance Test, it had a lot of math, chemistry, biology, cellular biology, reading comprehension, now all i have to do is wait to start to school, hopefully in September.

luv
07-17-2009, 11:21 PM
That post was even sooo close to being grammatically correct. :p

Count Zarth
07-17-2009, 11:21 PM
EVERYBODY LIMBO!

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badgirl
07-17-2009, 11:23 PM
That post was even sooo close to being grammatically correct. :p

:cuss: DAMN I KNEW THERE WOULD BE SOMETHING SPELLED WRONG!!!! Well hell spelling wasn't on the test.:D

Bacon Cheeseburger
07-17-2009, 11:27 PM
They must really be lowering the standards for nurses.

luv
07-17-2009, 11:27 PM
:cuss: DAMN I KNEW THERE WOULD BE SOMETHING SPELLED WRONG!!!! Well hell spelling wasn't on the test.:D

It wasn't spelling, either.

Just giving you hell. I'm a little buzzed and in a good mood. :)

badgirl
07-17-2009, 11:30 PM
They must really be lowering the standards for nurses.

Your wife lowered her standards for a man when she married you. So what. I passed the test like any other nurse has had to do, you probably couldn't pass it if you took it.

badgirl
07-17-2009, 11:31 PM
It wasn't spelling, either.

Just giving you hell. I'm a little buzzed and in a good mood. :)

:doh!: Have a good one.

chiefbowe82
07-17-2009, 11:32 PM
Your wife lowered her standards for a man when she married you. So what. I passed the test like any other nurse has had to do, you probably couldn't pass it if you took it.

Can you say BURN!

luv
07-17-2009, 11:42 PM
Sincere congrats, badgirl. And I hope you're able to get into school, or whatever you need to do, in September.


PS. I'll only charge a nominal fee for any English class tutoring. :)

badgirl
07-17-2009, 11:46 PM
Sincere congrats, badgirl. And I hope you're able to get into school, or whatever you need to do, in September.


PS. I'll only charge a nominal fee for any English class tutoring. :)

:) I will take you up on that. There is a waiting list for September, but definately in May, I am hoping a lot of people doesn't show up in Sept. than I may get into that class.

Bacon Cheeseburger
07-17-2009, 11:50 PM
Hey badgirl, when you're getting ready to go out, do you prance around naked and pat yourself on the ass?

Count Zarth
07-17-2009, 11:50 PM
BADGIRL INVENTS COLD FUSION

badgirl
07-17-2009, 11:52 PM
Hey badgirl, when you're getting ready to go out, do you prance around naked and pat yourself on the ass?

No my boyfriend pats me on the ass while I prance around naked, does that answer your question?

Bacon Cheeseburger
07-17-2009, 11:54 PM
No my boyfriend pats me on the ass while I prance around naked, does that answer your question?
Oh shit, I meant when you're alone.

badgirl
07-17-2009, 11:54 PM
Oh shit, I meant when you're alone.

Oh, no I don't do that.

nstygma
07-18-2009, 12:09 AM
Oh, no I don't do that.i guess only sports reporters do?

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 12:11 AM
They must really be lowering the standards for nurses.

Not as low as your wife went when she married you...F*ck off my friend! She's smarter than you ever thought of being!...don't be hatin'

luv
07-18-2009, 12:13 AM
Dupe? Or she's recruited a coworker.

Bacon Cheeseburger
07-18-2009, 12:14 AM
lol

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 12:18 AM
Dupe? Or she's recruited a coworker.

Co-worker...learns from the best!

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 12:18 AM
lol

whats funny?

Bacon Cheeseburger
07-18-2009, 12:21 AM
whats funny?
That you took the time to register here just to say basically the same thing that badgirl said to me.

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 12:22 AM
That you took the time to register here just to say basically the same thing that badgirl said to me.

it wasnt 'pose to come out that way, but hey what can i say, great minds think alike!...

luv
07-18-2009, 12:22 AM
Co-worker...learns from the best!

So, two CNA's online during their shift? What facility is this?

Anyway, do you follow any sport whatsoever, or are you on a football BB just because?

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 12:24 AM
So, two CNA's online during their shift? What facility is this?

Anyway, do you follow any sport whatsoever, or are you on a football BB just because?

its the facility that everybody comes to but nobody likes... and yeah i follow mainly basketball, but im a hardcore virginia tech fan...football's the shit...well besides basketball.

Bacon Cheeseburger
07-18-2009, 12:26 AM
So, two CNA's online during their shift? What facility is this?
It's the facility everyone goes to when they want to get ignored by the nurses.

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 12:28 AM
It's the facility everyone goes to when they want to get ignored by the nurses.

only assholes get ignored because we don't have time for their whining when we have REAL patients to take care of.

Phobia
07-18-2009, 12:32 AM
Oh wow. Badgirl x2?

Hospitals put all their best staff on nights while all the patients are sleeping. Fewer KIA that way.

J Diddy
07-18-2009, 12:45 AM
only assholes get ignored because we don't have time for their whining when we have REAL patients to take care of.So do I get a discount for being an asshole? If not I'm suing.

badgirl
07-18-2009, 12:54 AM
Oh wow. Badgirl x2?

Hospitals put all their best staff on nights while all the patients are sleeping. Fewer KIA that way.

I, sir am one of the best, I know it, my patients know it, my nurse manager knows it, everyone knows it, I am damn good at what I do.:evil:

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 12:55 AM
So do I get a discount for being an asshole? If not I'm suing.

sorry...you don't qualify

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 12:56 AM
Oh wow. Badgirl x2?

Hospitals put all their best staff on nights while all the patients are sleeping. Fewer KIA that way.

hey, the more 'badgirls' the better...

Phobia
07-18-2009, 01:01 AM
I, sir am one of the best, I know it, my patients know it, my nurse manager knows it, everyone knows it, I am damn good at what I do.:evil:

That's exactly what I'm saying. You are the best. The best get buried on night staff. Strategy.

badgirl
07-18-2009, 01:02 AM
That's exactly what I'm saying. You are the best. The best get buried on night staff. Strategy.

I am on night shift cause it pays more, I chose it , it didn't choose it.

badgirl
07-18-2009, 01:02 AM
That's exactly what I'm saying. You are the best. The best get buried on night staff. Strategy.

I am on night shift cause it pays more, I chose it , it didn't choose me.

Count Zarth
07-18-2009, 01:03 AM
I am on night shift cause it pays more, I chose it , it didn't choose it.

Night shift is an ENTITY!

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 01:03 AM
That's exactly what I'm saying. You are the best. The best get buried on night staff. Strategy.

No man...the best bury on nights!

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 01:05 AM
Night shift is an ENTITY!

Hey let's see you do what we do and still spell EVERY SINGLE ITTY BITTY WORD CORRECTLY AT FREAKIN 3:00 IN THE MORNING!!!!!!!! oh...and maybe the fact that you live with yo momma in her basement you can spell...only cause she helps you...damn. you aint got no room to talk...literally!...hey how sticky is your keyboard

Count Zarth
07-18-2009, 01:07 AM
Hey let's see you do what we do and still spell EVERY SINGLE ITTY BITTY WORD CORRECTLY AT FREAKIN 3:00 IN THE MORNING!!!!!!!! oh...and maybe the fact that you live with yo momma in her basement you can spell...only cause she helps you...damn. you aint got no room to talk...literally!...hey how sticky is your keyboard

Shut the fuck up ye scurvy slut! Or blackbeard longdick will have ye keelhauled by yer slutty nostrils! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 01:09 AM
Shut the **** up ye scurvy slut! Or blackbeard longdick will have ye keelhauled by yer slutty nostrils! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

oh wow...did mommy play pirates with you when you were wittle? oh how sweet! BITE ME!

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 01:19 AM
oh wow...did mommy play pirates with you when you were wittle? oh how sweet! BITE ME!

oh and by the way, your cussing looks GREAT with a "the lord is my shepard" signature you two-faced mommy's boy

booger
07-18-2009, 01:38 AM
this reminds me of the candystripers porn movies

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 01:55 AM
this reminds me of the candystripers porn movies

WTF????

booger
07-18-2009, 02:01 AM
.

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 02:02 AM
.

you are one sick freak!

booger
07-18-2009, 02:03 AM
do they make those striped ones in scrubs now a days?

booger
07-18-2009, 02:03 AM
you are one sick freak!

thanks

booger
07-18-2009, 02:10 AM
is the hospital really haunted like badgirl says?

booger
07-18-2009, 02:16 AM
what's a patient gotta do around here to get a spongue bath. Also my bedpan is ripe.

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 02:20 AM
do they make those striped ones in scrubs now a days?

wouldn't know

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 02:20 AM
is the hospital really haunted like badgirl says?

depends on your definition on haunted

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 02:21 AM
what's a patient gotta do around here to get a spongue bath. Also my bedpan is ripe.

not my place to say...and it sounds like you have a personal problem!

booger
07-18-2009, 02:22 AM
wouldn't know

relax. Just joking.:D

welcome aboard. Slap badgirl on the rear and say Booger says nice going on the test.

booger
07-18-2009, 02:27 AM
depends on your definition on haunted

ghosts and stuff like that

booger
07-18-2009, 02:30 AM
she said this one really spooky ghost looked like Abe lincoln but when he talked he sounded like Cartman from south park.

Raised On Riots
07-18-2009, 03:17 AM
Night shift is an ENTITY!

The Lord is My Chauffeur, and I want strippers! :cuss:

kstater
07-18-2009, 05:41 AM
So babygirl, do you bitch when you have to do your job and take a patient some orange juice?

milkman
07-18-2009, 07:50 AM
I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this thread.

kstater
07-18-2009, 07:52 AM
I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this thread.

But like all Badgirl threads, it's hard not to watch the inevitable train wreck.

milkman
07-18-2009, 07:53 AM
But like all Badgirl threads, it's hard not to watch the inevitable train wreck.

This.

Dave Lane
07-18-2009, 08:20 AM
great minds think alike!...

Nietzsche would be proud!

Oz_Chief
07-18-2009, 08:39 AM
I got my letter a couple of days ago that i passed my Nursing Entrance Test, it had a lot of math, chemistry, biology, cellular biology, reading comprehension, now all i have to do is wait to start to school, hopefully in September.

Congratulations! That is a very big deal! Smart career move too. You should never be out of work.

Jilly
07-18-2009, 08:39 AM
:) I will take you up on that. There is a waiting list for September, but definately in May, I am hoping a lot of people doesn't show up in Sept. than I may get into that class.

definitely

Bacon Cheeseburger
07-18-2009, 09:18 AM
Just for the record, I do have the utmost respect for those in the medical profession, regardless of the position they hold. I doubt I would last a day doing what all of you do. I was just giving Badgirl shit.

Mr. Wizard
07-18-2009, 09:31 AM
Congrats, :clap: I have a neice in nursing school.

I am in rm 212, can I get the pictures which correspond with this thread? :)

burt
07-18-2009, 10:19 AM
:) I will take you up on that. There is a waiting list for September, but definately in May, I am hoping a lot of people doesn't show up in Sept. than I may get into that class.

Then. I will tutor you in English, for a nominal sum. We can negotiate compensation privately!

milkman
07-18-2009, 10:22 AM
:) I will take you up on that. There is a waiting list for September, but definately in May, I am hoping a lot of people doesn't show up in Sept. than I may get into that class.

Then. I will tutor you in English, for a nominal sum. We can negotiate compensation privately!

Who's going to tutor you in tutoring?

;)

burt
07-18-2009, 10:41 AM
Who's going to tutor you in tutoring?

;)

:clap::p

luv
07-18-2009, 10:46 AM
Then. I will tutor you in English, for a nominal sum. We can negotiate compensation privately!

That's all you got that was wrong with that sentence?

LaChapelle
07-18-2009, 10:47 AM
Do the night shift nurses hook. I mean come on there is a goldmine to be made.

burt
07-18-2009, 11:06 AM
That's all you got that was wrong with that sentence?

I just picked a glaring example!

Manila-Chief
07-18-2009, 12:48 PM
Congrats!!! From experience, it is more difficult to pass those exams, the older one becomes!!! So, not only are you smart ... you are still smart!!!

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 01:10 PM
relax. Just joking.:D

welcome aboard. Slap badgirl on the rear and say Booger says nice going on the test.

alright.
well thanks...i gotta feelin this is gonna be fun...(this site, not slappin badgirl on the ass)

Rain Man
07-18-2009, 01:12 PM
Congratulations! There's nothing more satisfying than the view from the next higher rung on the ladder.

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 01:13 PM
So babygirl, do you bitch when you have to do your job and take a patient some orange juice?

honesty? it all depends on who the patient is...but most of the time, no. why?

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 01:15 PM
I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this thread.

so then why did you? nothing made you...so if all you're gonna do is bitch and rag on my friend in her success you can just take your happy little cartoon lovin ass right on back where you came from.

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 01:16 PM
Nietzsche would be proud!

oh really? thanks!
not. and i care about this...why?

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 01:17 PM
Congratulations! That is a very big deal! Smart career move too. You should never be out of work.

finally...somebody with a little respect...
thanks...

babygirl21
07-18-2009, 01:18 PM
Just for the record, I do have the utmost respect for those in the medical profession, regardless of the position they hold. I doubt I would last a day doing what all of you do. I was just giving Badgirl shit.

ok.

Pioli Zombie
07-18-2009, 01:20 PM
Bad nurses x 2. Oh great.
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Slainte
07-18-2009, 02:07 PM
I like nurses. They're so *clean*.

Halfcan
07-18-2009, 02:13 PM
Congrats-now we need some pics in your nurses uniform-lol

burt
07-18-2009, 02:31 PM
Bad nurses x 2. Oh great.
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Isn't that the title to a pron?

Bacon Cheeseburger
07-18-2009, 02:48 PM
ok.
Oh, that counts for everyone except for you.

Pioli Zombie
07-18-2009, 03:00 PM
"Get my daughter her shot!!!! Get my daughter her shoooooottttttttttttt"
- Terms of Endearment
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milkman
07-18-2009, 04:44 PM
so then why did you? nothing made you...so if all you're gonna do is bitch and rag on my friend in her success you can just take your happy little cartoon lovin ass right on back where you came from.

Where did I bitch and rag on your friend?

Intelligence is measured by the ability to comprehend, and clearly your comprehension is lacking.

Pioli Zombie
07-18-2009, 06:57 PM
That's because she's another stupid bitch won't open the orange juice for her patients unless she likes them nurses from hell.
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badgirl
07-18-2009, 07:04 PM
Congratulations! There's nothing more satisfying than the view from the next higher rung on the ladder.

Thanks, I feel the same way.:)

badgirl
07-18-2009, 07:05 PM
Congrats!!! From experience, it is more difficult to pass those exams, the older one becomes!!! So, not only are you smart ... you are still smart!!!

Thanks I appreciate it.

badgirl
07-18-2009, 07:08 PM
Just for the record, I do have the utmost respect for those in the medical profession, regardless of the position they hold. I doubt I would last a day doing what all of you do. I was just giving Badgirl shit.

Thanks, I am used to all shit I get on here from everybody thats why I have been around for almost 5 years, guess I like it.:thumb:

badgirl
07-18-2009, 07:10 PM
Congratulations! That is a very big deal! Smart career move too. You should never be out of work.

I agree, I noticed there were a lot of males in my class taking the test, I beleive a lot of people who have never consideredt the medical field is starting to get into it for job security.

milkman
07-18-2009, 07:11 PM
Thanks, I am used to all shit I get on here from everybody thats why I have been around for almost 5 years, guess I like it.:thumb:

You are a likable character, but you do bring out the worst in people.

And it doesn't take much to bring out my worst.

Iowanian
07-18-2009, 07:12 PM
I get it badgranny...the new chic is your antonym.




This is however a historic moment for CP....the chic a guy should never have told about this place, brought her new girlfriend, whom she should never have told about this place.

The breakup thread should be epic.

badgirl
07-18-2009, 07:12 PM
You are a likable character, but you do bring out the worst in people.

And it doesn't take much to bring out my worst.

I know, your not the first to say that.:D

Iowanian
07-18-2009, 07:16 PM
I didn't know it was a double-ender


Sometimes it says "RMS TITAN"...some times it says It says "Ic white star line"

"RMS TITAN"...some times it says It says "Ic white star line""RMS TITAN"...some times it says It says "Ic white star line""RMS TITAN"...some times it says It says "Ic white star line"

Skip Towne
07-18-2009, 07:19 PM
You are a likable character, but you do bring out the worst in people.

And it doesn't take much to bring out my worst.

I met her in person and she is likable.

badgirl
07-18-2009, 07:19 PM
so then why did you? nothing made you...so if all you're gonna do is bitch and rag on my friend in her success you can just take your happy little cartoon lovin ass right on back where you came from.

Its ok, they always click on my thread its like watching a train wreck they can't look away no matter how bad it may be.:D

badgirl
07-18-2009, 07:21 PM
I didn't know it was a double-ender


Sometimes it says "RMS TITAN"...some times it says It says "Ic white star line"

"RMS TITAN"...some times it says It says "Ic white star line""RMS TITAN"...some times it says It says "Ic white star line""RMS TITAN"...some times it says It says "Ic white star line"

What? :spock:

babygirl21
07-22-2009, 04:03 PM
Oh, that counts for everyone except for you.

i dont need your approval or 'ok'...i do my job and thats that

Bacon Cheeseburger
07-22-2009, 04:05 PM
i dont need your approval or 'ok'...i do my job and thats that
Who gave you all that negative reputation?

babygirl21
07-22-2009, 04:06 PM
What? :spock:

girl i dont think that the freak who wrote that sh*t even knows wtf he wrote! lmfao!!!!ROFL

babygirl21
07-22-2009, 04:07 PM
Who gave you all that negative reputation?

yo mama:D

Bacon Cheeseburger
07-22-2009, 04:11 PM
yo mama:D
Nonsense, my mother does not post here. She doesn't even have a computer.

Pestilence
07-22-2009, 04:11 PM
WTF

Bacon Cheeseburger
07-22-2009, 04:12 PM
WTF
:shrug:

kstater
07-22-2009, 04:12 PM
girl i dont think that the freak who wrote that sh*t even knows wtf he wrote! lmfao!!!!ROFL

Yeah, that probably wasn't the wisest comment to make.

babygirl21
07-22-2009, 04:16 PM
Nonsense, my mother does not post here. She doesn't even have a computer.

wow man you're more lame than i thought if you took that literally.........

Iowanian
07-22-2009, 04:18 PM
badgranny said your cervix looked like a hula hoop.

babygirl21
07-22-2009, 04:18 PM
Yeah, that probably wasn't the wisest comment to make.

probably not, but i aint the wisest person...lol it dont matter anyway, im just havin some fun

babygirl21
07-22-2009, 04:19 PM
badgranny said your cervix looked like a hula hoop.

she wouldnt know...nobody would...especially another woman...that's f*ckin nasty!

Pestilence
07-22-2009, 04:19 PM
wow man you're more lame than i thought if you took that literally.........

Fucking n00bs.

Donger
07-22-2009, 04:20 PM
Boy, I'm sure glad that babygirl21 chose that user name. I would have never guessed she was female.

Iowanian
07-22-2009, 04:20 PM
Could a midget stand inside you and wiggle his hips to and fro and spin you in a circle around himself?



Gloria told us in another thread that you were INDEED into girls. She said she was going to show you this trick she does
where she prolapses her own uterus like a pink slinky and bounced it down an offset stack of Judy Bloom books.

Iowanian
07-22-2009, 04:22 PM
She said you'd cracked more clams than a full tenure Oyster bar worker.

ChiTown
07-22-2009, 04:24 PM
Could a midget stand inside you and wiggle his hips to and fro and spin you in a circle around himself?



Gloria told us in another thread that you were INDEED into girls. She said she was going to show you this trick she does
where she prolapses her own uterus like a pink slinky and bounced it down an offset stack of Judy Bloom books.

ROFLROFLROFL

Good gawd, man
ROFLROFLROFL

Pestilence
07-22-2009, 04:25 PM
God gawd? Isn't that overkill?

OnTheWarpath58
07-22-2009, 04:25 PM
:popcorn:

Pablo
07-22-2009, 04:26 PM
she wouldnt know...nobody would...especially another woman...that's f*ckin nasty!STFU lesbo c*nt n00b.

kstater
07-22-2009, 04:28 PM
God gawd? Isn't that overkill?

I think he's just getting warmed up.

ChiTown
07-22-2009, 04:28 PM
God gawd? Isn't that overkill?

Huh?

;)

Pestilence
07-22-2009, 04:28 PM
I think he's just getting warmed up.

Ummmm I was referring to ChiTown's post. Instead of Good Gawd.....he put God Gawd......fucking nevermind. :doh!::D

Skip Towne
07-22-2009, 04:30 PM
Yeah, that probably wasn't the wisest comment to make.

Welcome back. I noticed you absent for a few days.

Pestilence
07-22-2009, 04:31 PM
Huh?

;)

You dirty motherfucker. Now I look like the dickbag.



I hate you. :D

Iowanian
07-22-2009, 04:31 PM
Tough Crowd.


I conjur up a cooter slinky tumbling down a stack of "Are you there God, its' me margret" and an Oompa Loompa Hula hooping in the new chic's snapper and you're not satisfied?


I'm going to have to charge the batteries in the old Medula Oblongota to make you happy.

ChiTown
07-22-2009, 04:35 PM
I hate you. :D

I'd like to say that's a small prestigious group of people you just joined. However, the entrance exam to get into that club was rather elementary:D

Pestilence
07-22-2009, 04:37 PM
I'd like to say that's a small prestigious group of people you just joined. However, the entrance exam to get into that club was rather elementary:D

And now you're calling me stupid.......:doh!:

ChiTown
07-22-2009, 04:41 PM
And now you're calling me stupid.......:doh!:

That reminds me of the line from the movie About Last Night: "I tell you I'm a thief and you call me a liar"

Iowanian
07-22-2009, 04:43 PM
babymama,
I'm sure you're an intelligent, insightful young woman of the highest moral fiber. We're blessed and honored to welcome you to our humble insult barn.

stumppy
07-22-2009, 05:38 PM
Welcome to the Planet Babygirl. Pull up a chair, kick back, take your shirt off and relax. Oh yea, tell BadGirl stumppy says "Hey". She'll know what it means.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-22-2009, 05:52 PM
I got ten bucks that says the new girl is over 2 bills.

kstater
07-22-2009, 06:02 PM
I got ten bucks that says the new girl is over 2 bills.

I have an idea as to what type of dwelling she lives in.

Hog Farmer
07-22-2009, 07:13 PM
I'd bet she's masturbated more animals than me too !

badgirl
07-22-2009, 08:40 PM
Brittney be cool and learn to grown some tough skin fast, your gonna need it, especially knowing me.:doh!:

luv
07-22-2009, 08:41 PM
Brittney be cool and learn to grown some tough skin fast, your gonna need it, especially knowing me.:doh!:

So, why did you bring her here? Just to back you up and badmouth people?

luv
07-22-2009, 08:46 PM
I apologize. I should not comment on things when I'm in a bad mood.

badgirl
07-22-2009, 08:48 PM
So, why did you bring her here? Just to back you up and badmouth people?

She was watching me one day and said I want to join, who I am I to stop her since this a public board?

I don't need anyone to back me up in any situation, should it be here or face to face. I handle myself just fine.

Phobia
07-22-2009, 08:53 PM
I apologize as well. Congrats to Gloria for the accomplishment.

The mere fact she passed any test at made her smarter than I ever thought possible. I was wrong and I'll own it.

Phobia
07-22-2009, 08:53 PM
I handle myself just fine.

That does not make you a lesbian.

badgirl
07-22-2009, 09:03 PM
That does not make you a lesbian.

Thank you for the congrats, and I am not a lesbian nor do I want to be.

Fat Elvis
07-22-2009, 09:12 PM
Didn't you suffocate some old lady with a pillow because she wanted jello pudding or something?

And now you are going to be a nurse--with needles and drugs?!?!?!

Skip Towne
07-22-2009, 09:18 PM
I want to be a lesbian.

luv
07-22-2009, 09:19 PM
I want to be a lesbian.

You mean you prefer men now?

Fat Elvis
07-22-2009, 09:23 PM
I am become death, destroyer of uninsured.

Skip Towne
07-22-2009, 09:28 PM
You mean you prefer men now?

Does a lesbian prefer men?

luv
07-22-2009, 09:30 PM
Does a lesbian prefer men?

No.

Lesbians prefer women.

You said you want to be a lesbian. I substituted "prefer women" for "be a lesbian". So, with you saying you want to, then that must mean you don't already. Damn it, Skip, I was trying to give you shit.

Skip Towne
07-22-2009, 09:46 PM
I just thought of something really mean to say. But I'll hold it for now.

badgirl
07-22-2009, 09:50 PM
I just thought of something really mean to say. But I'll hold it for now.

Just let it fly Skip, don't hold back.:D

Pioli Zombie
07-23-2009, 04:57 AM
Didn't you suffocate some old lady with a pillow because she wanted jello pudding or something?

And now you are going to be a nurse--with needles and drugs?!?!?!

And one night she pushed an old man down the stairs because he was going too slow. This bitch must be stopped.
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beach tribe
07-23-2009, 07:03 AM
My GF is in school to be a nurse. She has a 4.0GPA.

I help her study. That shit is pretty hard.

Katipan
07-23-2009, 07:33 AM
Actually the one who told her she is responsible for all the patients when it comes to an alarm is the charge nurse and she looks kinda butch, but not overweight. The one who went down the charge nurses throat is a CNA and she is about 5'2 and weighs about 110 pounds.

I do agree with the charge, when its a bed alarm going off whether its your patient or not your suppose to go. Thats why I really don't see what pissed the CNA off, she has only been doing this for about 4 months and you'd think she would appreciate any help in any way she could get.

I think as for the other part I am probably the only one here who wears thongs with their scrubs. I guess, I don't actually know that for sure.

The RN's here isn't that attractive so even if I had a story of 2 of them in a hot tub it probably still wouldn't turn you on.:eek:

Britney, is this an accurate representation of your workplace?

Phobia
07-23-2009, 08:34 AM
Oooh - somebody is feeling catty today.

Katipan
07-23-2009, 08:38 AM
Oooh - somebody is feeling catty today.

So not fair. I talked shit to guys all day yesterday.

I object to the word catty.
Bitchy would work for your purposes.

But really I would reach for altruistic.

Simply Red
07-23-2009, 08:43 AM
you are one sick freak!

ROFL

Raised On Riots
07-23-2009, 09:30 AM
It must have been a slow news day for me to even come in to this motherfucker. Good God, and mental note:

"No more Badgirl threads even in times of sheer and utter boredom".

Now; to get this piece of shit off of my subscription list...

Sully
07-23-2009, 10:04 AM
I've actually got a similar story.
There are absolutely no social studies teaching openings in the area, so (I may have posted a thread about this) I decided to take the Praxis for General Science in order to add to my certification. I signed up to take it in April, then put it off till June. By the time June came around, I had decided not to take it. I hadn't studied at all, and felt like it was a waste of time for a guy with something like 9 hours of science credits to try and pass this thing. The day before the test, I decided to go ahead and give it a shot. I just found out I passed it.


...of course, now all the science openings in the area are filled.

Jilly
07-23-2009, 10:07 AM
Until now, I had never noticed how bad nurses' spelling and grammar are. I guess it's not a necessity for their profession.... well, unless writing up an order for more morphine and writing something like morphin. And well, then you might get a few power rangers or something instead.

Pablo
07-23-2009, 10:14 AM
My GF is in school to be a nurse. She has a 4.0GPA.

I help her study. That shit is pretty hard.
My ex was going to school for nursing. I helped her study every now and then too, but I didn't think it was difficult at all. Just a ton of memorization.

Although, she was in the fairly early stage of her studies.

badgirl
07-23-2009, 08:03 PM
Until now, I had never noticed how bad nurses' spelling and grammar are. I guess it's not a necessity for their profession.... well, unless writing up an order for more morphine and writing something like morphin. And well, then you might get a few power rangers or something instead.

Good thing its the Drs who write the orders for the meds.

badgirl
07-23-2009, 08:05 PM
Britney, is this an accurate representation of your workplace?

Brittney isn't the CNA I was talking about it was one named Mary

babygirl21
07-27-2009, 10:05 PM
Boy, I'm sure glad that babygirl21 chose that user name. I would have never guessed she was female.

wtf? what does it matter if im a girl or not?

babygirl21
07-27-2009, 10:06 PM
Could a midget stand inside you and wiggle his hips to and fro and spin you in a circle around himself?



Gloria told us in another thread that you were INDEED into girls. She said she was going to show you this trick she does
where she prolapses her own uterus like a pink slinky and bounced it down an offset stack of Judy Bloom books.

you are one sick mother F*cker!

ChiefJustice
07-27-2009, 10:09 PM
:popcorn:

babygirl21
07-27-2009, 10:09 PM
Welcome back. I noticed you absent for a few days.

thank ya...yeah its tough to stay on the computer when you live on a farm...but im back.

babygirl21
07-27-2009, 10:10 PM
babymama,
I'm sure you're an intelligent, insightful young woman of the highest moral fiber. We're blessed and honored to welcome you to our humble insult barn.

thanks...i think? its all fun

babygirl21
07-27-2009, 10:16 PM
Britney, is this an accurate representation of your workplace?

well considerin badgirl isn't talking about me in this conversation sure...im not 5'2" nor do i weigh 110lbs...and i take on any alarm light that i can...oh and i wear thongs under my scrubs too...
yeah i'd say she's right...me and her think alot alike sometimes...and this just happens to be one of them times.

DeezNutz
07-27-2009, 10:19 PM
http://www.businessweek.com/the_thread/techbeat/archives/decoder_ring.jpg

Iowanian
07-27-2009, 10:38 PM
"It's ComIN RIGHT FOR MEH!!!"

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/77/187359942_390f8420d8_o.jpg

Phobia
07-27-2009, 10:39 PM
well considerin badgirl isn't talking about me in this conversation sure...im not 5'2" nor do i weigh 110lbs...and i take on any alarm light that i can...oh and i wear thongs under my scrubs too...
yeah i'd say she's right...me and her think alot alike sometimes...and this just happens to be one of them times.

If I didn't know better, I'd say you were conjoined twins sharing a brain.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/10/babytwins_468x289.jpg

Hey, when did we stop saying Siamese Twins? Did the PC cops get 'hold of that word?

babygirl21
07-27-2009, 10:42 PM
If I didn't know better, I'd say you were conjoined twins sharing a brain.

Hey, when did we stop saying Siamese Twins? Did the PC cops get 'hold of that word?

no we aint nothin like twins...it just so happens that we both work in the same field, doin the same thing, she just gets paid a lil' bit more than me, but that's cool...shes my friend...and believe me im glad im on her good side cause, like any woman, she can be one mean bitch!(((and i mean that in the least gay way possible!)))

babygirl21
07-27-2009, 10:44 PM
[QUOTE=Iowanian;5929588]"It's ComIN RIGHT FOR MEH!!!"



trust me, nothing of mine would EVER come anywhere near you!

Iowanian
07-27-2009, 10:51 PM
You're right, I don't fornicate gals with mental disabilities.


As an ass-wiper-American(bless those for all they do with dodo) you'd have to save for half a decade to afford a whirl.

babygirl21
07-27-2009, 10:56 PM
You're right, I don't fornicate gals with mental disabilities.


As an ass-wiper-American(bless those for all they do with dodo) you'd have to save for half a decade to afford a whirl.

wtf is up with ya'll thinkin i have some type of mental problem? im perfectly normal...sophmore in college and everything...wheres the sh*t comin from?

Phobia
07-27-2009, 10:57 PM
Most sophomores in high school know how to spell sophomore.

Iowanian
07-27-2009, 11:01 PM
mental enema

babygirl21
07-27-2009, 11:04 PM
Most sophomores in high school know how to spell sophomore.

yeah well where i come from i dont give a flyin f*ck about spellin sh*t that i dont use in everyday conversation there jack ass!

babygirl21
07-27-2009, 11:04 PM
mental enema

o k.....wtf ever.

Iowanian
07-27-2009, 11:07 PM
I think its' time to move up to a larger size of scrub pants


do you and badgranny really give each other pedicures with colostomy pudding?

ChiefJustice
07-27-2009, 11:10 PM
omg

This isn't going to end well.

At least it will be entertaining.

Bacon Cheeseburger
07-27-2009, 11:18 PM
yeah well where i come from i dont give a flyin f*ck about spellin sh*t that i dont use in everyday conversation there jack ass!
Just FYI, you can say SHIT all you want, you don't have to censor it. Shit shit shit shit. See how easy that is?

babygirl21
07-27-2009, 11:36 PM
I think its' time to move up to a larger size of scrub pants


do you and badgranny really give each other pedicures with colostomy pudding?

uh, no actually ive been thinkin about movin down a scrub size...

do we what?!?!?! aint nobody touchin my feet especially with somebody else's shit!

babygirl21
07-27-2009, 11:37 PM
Just FYI, you can say SHIT all you want, you don't have to censor it. Shit shit shit shit. See how easy that is?

wow...you can spell...did your mama teach you that too?

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 12:05 AM
omg

This isn't going to end well.

At least it will be entertaining.


what makes you say this wont end well? why is it entertaining? i aint doin nothin...

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 12:07 AM
Until now, I had never noticed how bad nurses' spelling and grammar are. I guess it's not a necessity for their profession.... well, unless writing up an order for more morphine and writing something like morphin. And well, then you might get a few power rangers or something instead.

what does spelling and grammar have to do with taking care of people? as a matter of fact we use a language called short-hand...ya know...kinda like abbreviations...make sense dumb shit?

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 12:08 AM
You dirty mother****er. Now I look like the dickbag.



I hate you. :D

well ya know...if the shoe fits...wear it.:D

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 12:09 AM
I got ten bucks that says the new girl is over 2 bills.

excuse me? what?

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 12:09 AM
I have an idea as to what type of dwelling she lives in.

what do you mean? what type of "dwelling" do you think i live in?

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 12:11 AM
So, why did you bring her here? Just to back you up and badmouth people?

naw...i do enough badmouthing on my own...just thought i'd give this a try

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 12:13 AM
God gawd? Isn't that overkill?

learn to read dip shit.

Rausch
07-28-2009, 12:15 AM
Life I am smarter than even I thought.

I've said something like this a few times in my life and had to eat those words later on.

Rausch
07-28-2009, 12:18 AM
trust me, nothing of mine would EVER come anywhere near you!

Who the **** is this?...

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 01:35 AM
Who the **** is this?...

who the f*ck wants to know?

Pioli Zombie
07-28-2009, 02:04 AM
what does spelling and grammar have to do with taking care of people? as a matter of fact we use a language called short-hand...ya know...kinda like abbreviations...make sense dumb shit?
Yeah I can see how you are taking care of people. The guy in 312 stopped breathing, btw.
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Pioli Zombie
07-28-2009, 02:08 AM
yeah well where i come from i dont give a flyin f*ck about spellin sh*t that i dont use in everyday conversation there jack ass!

So are you using your own computer or doing this is all on the hospital computer that is monitored by the IT department and your supervisors?
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Slainte
07-28-2009, 02:35 AM
excuse me? what?

He wants to know what your favorite dessert is...

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 02:42 AM
Yeah I can see how you are taking care of people. The guy in 312 stopped breathing, btw.
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oh if only you knew...oh and btw there aint no 312 where i work.

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 02:42 AM
So are you using your own computer or doing this is all on the hospital computer that is monitored by the IT department and your supervisors?
Posted via Mobile Device

thats some more of your business jack ass

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 02:44 AM
He wants to know what your favorite dessert is...

what does "2 bills" have to do with deserts?

Pioli Zombie
07-28-2009, 02:53 AM
thats some more of your business jack ass

In other words you are spending your shift fuckin around on the companies computer while patients languish in pain dyin of thirst cuz you and your kind won't open their orange juices for them. This will not go over well come review time young lady.
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babygirl21
07-28-2009, 02:57 AM
In other words you are spending your shift ****in around on the companies computer while patients languish in pain dyin of thirst cuz you and your kind won't open their orange juices for them. This will not go over well come review time young lady.
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no...my patients are asleep...well they will be til about 5ish then i have to wake them all up...they dont languish in pain...even if they did there is nothin i could do about it, im not the nurse and the nurses can only give what the Dr.s order so technically it isnt our fault at all...and i do open o.j.'s for whoever asks me to...thats not a problem for me, i actually love taking care of people...its the stress and drama af the job that gets to me sometimes...and who are you to call me young lady? you dont know me at all...???

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 02:58 AM
In other words you are spending your shift ****in around on the companies computer while patients languish in pain dyin of thirst cuz you and your kind won't open their orange juices for them. This will not go over well come review time young lady.
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oh...and phones are now equipped with internet now-a-days...in case you didnt know that.

ChiefJustice
07-28-2009, 02:58 AM
In other words you are spending your shift ****in around on the companies computer while patients languish in pain dyin of thirst cuz you and your kind won't open their orange juices for them. This will not go over well come review time young lady.
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ROFL

Slainte
07-28-2009, 02:59 AM
what does "2 bills" have to do with deserts?

I think it has something to do with your mouth.

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 02:59 AM
[QUOTE=ChiefJustice;5929772][IMG]

whats the point in the ni**er?

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 03:00 AM
I think it has something to do with your mouth.

call me crazy but i dont get it................:doh!:

Pioli Zombie
07-28-2009, 03:05 AM
no...my patients are asleep...well they will be til about 5ish then i have to wake them all up...they dont languish in pain...even if they did there is nothin i could do about it, im not the nurse and the nurses can only give what the Dr.s order so technically it isnt our fault at all...and i do open o.j.'s for whoever asks me to...thats not a problem for me, i actually love taking care of people...its the stress and drama af the job that gets to me sometimes...and who are you to call me young lady? you dont know me at all...???
Aren't you early 20's? 21? As in babygirl 21? So....patients asleep. Long hours. Do any...you know...self entertainment?
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Slainte
07-28-2009, 03:06 AM
call me crazy but i dont get it................:doh!:

I think what he's trying to say is that the problem with your mouth is that it allows for the passage of too many chocolate eclairs. Hence:

what does "2 bills" have to do with deserts(sp)?

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 03:07 AM
Aren't you early 20's? 21? As in babygirl 21? So....patients asleep. Long hours. Do any...you know...self entertainment?
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naw...you're close tho...that '21' was my basketball/volleyball number in school....yeah very long hours...and i have to work 3 in a row this week...but its all good i get the weekend off...this is my 'self entertainment' lol

ChiefJustice
07-28-2009, 03:08 AM
[quote=babygirl21

whats the point in the ni**er?[/quote]


lol

I knew this was going to end in a train wreck.


http://kara.allthingsd.com/files/2008/02/nostradamus.jpg

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 03:11 AM
I think what he's trying to say is that the problem with your mouth is that it allows for the passage of too many chocolate eclairs. Hence:

are ya sayin my mouths too big?

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 03:12 AM
[QUOTE=ChiefJustice;5929782]lol

I knew this was going to end in a train wreck.




how has this ended? in a train wreck? wtf???

kstater
07-28-2009, 03:14 AM
I have an idea as to what type of dwelling she lives in.




whats the point in the ni**er?



Nope, no idea at all.

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 03:16 AM
Nope, no idea at all.

yeah that made no sense what so ever

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 03:17 AM
Nope, no idea at all.

whats this 'dwelling' you perceive i live in?

kstater
07-28-2009, 03:24 AM
whats this 'dwelling' you perceive i live in?
I think it's fairly obvious.

ChiefJustice
07-28-2009, 03:26 AM
I am doing the NY Times crossword....

It's a four letter word

The clue is:Baseballs sometimes fail to hit the broadside of it

I am stumped

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 03:31 AM
I think it's fairly obvious.

are you downin me cause i live in the country? wtf man?

dont hate...appreciate.

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 03:31 AM
I am doing the NY Times crossword....

It's a four letter word

The clue is:Baseballs sometimes fail to hit the broadside of it

I am stumped

could it possibly be "foul"?
wait no...broadside of a BARN...maybe?

ChiefJustice
07-28-2009, 03:36 AM
could it possibly be "foul"?
wait no...broadside of a BARN...maybe?


ah...thank you

That was going to bug me if i didn't figure it out:evil:

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 03:50 AM
ah...thank you

That was going to bug me if i didn't figure it out:evil:

no prob...was it one of them?

Raiderhater58
07-28-2009, 03:57 AM
ROFL you city fellers crack me up

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 04:03 AM
ROFL you city fellers crack me up

wtf? who you callin city feller? i live in the sticks hun.

ziggysocki
07-28-2009, 04:10 AM
are ya sayin my mouths too big?

Just compared to the size of your brain. :stupid: :rolleyes:

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 04:13 AM
Just compared to the size of your brain. :stupid: :rolleyes:

oh...who brought the funny guy? asshole. btw...my brain is plenty big enough...as is my mouth

ChiefJustice
07-28-2009, 04:29 AM
oh...who brought the funny guy? asshole. btw...my brain is plenty big enough...as is my mouth

http://www.scbwicanada.org/east/newleavesimgs/2001/bigTeeBallGame.jpg

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 04:33 AM
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?! i swear some of this shit is so lame...and pointless....

ChiefJustice
07-28-2009, 04:36 AM
It's ok....it's a hazing of sorts

There are alot of inside jokes you may not get at first.

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 04:42 AM
It's ok....it's a hazing of sorts

There are alot of inside jokes you may not get at first.

oh ok...i think i may have got a little bit of it...somethin like balls and me sayin that bout my mouth bein big...right?

Slainte
07-28-2009, 04:55 AM
Are you still healing the sick and the lame between posts or have you gone home for the day?

ChiefJustice
07-28-2009, 04:55 AM
oh ok...i think i may have got a little bit of it...somethin like balls and me sayin that bout my mouth bein big...right?

something like that

If you toss up a weak pitch....eventually,it is going to get hit.

Pioli Zombie
07-28-2009, 05:49 AM
You know what seperates Badgirl and babygirl21?

A crowbar.
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ziggysocki
07-28-2009, 06:33 AM
oh...who brought the funny guy? asshole. btw...my brain is plenty big enough...as is my mouth

I'm sure your mouth is plenty big. All the extra space you gain by only having 3 teeth really adds up.

luv
07-28-2009, 06:41 AM
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?! i swear some of this shit is so lame...and pointless....

Then go away.

luv
07-28-2009, 06:43 AM
If I get sick, remind me not to go to whatever hospital these two work at.

JOhn
07-28-2009, 06:48 AM
:popcorn:


nothing like a good cat fight to start the day.

Bwana
07-28-2009, 06:57 AM
what do you mean? what type of "dwelling" do you think i live in?

Hmm? Just a wild guess but.........

luv
07-28-2009, 07:03 AM
:popcorn:


nothing like a good cat fight to start the day.

One admitted troll brings another one on here who likes to bump the other one's thread where she enjoys going off on people for no reason or acting completely dumb. I admit that I have my moments, but c'mon. Really? It's like a even worse sequal to Dumb & Dumber. No cat fight, as I won't be wasting any more time clicking on this thread.

JOhn
07-28-2009, 07:06 AM
One admitted troll brings another one on here who likes to bump the other one's thread where she enjoys going off on people for no reason or acting completely dumb. I admit that I have my moments, but c'mon. Really? It's like a even worse sequal to Dumb & Dumber. No cat fight, as I won't be wasting any more time clicking on this thread.

:popcorn:






:D

Iowanian
07-28-2009, 08:32 AM
Just when you start to think babymama couldn't say anything dumber, you see her drinking from the toilet babbling about the bonus hershey kiss.


Thanks for bringing this jeansyus badgranny. Is this a "make yourself feel smarter by spending time with a low functioning-trailer dweller program"?

Skip Towne
07-28-2009, 08:47 AM
Just when you start to think babymama couldn't say anything dumber, you see her drinking from the toilet babbling about the bonus hershey kiss.


Thanks for bringing this jeansyus badgranny. Is this a "make yourself feel smarter by spending time with a low functioning-trailer dweller program"?

You're NOT funny!

Iowanian
07-28-2009, 08:51 AM
I know. It's an affliction and a burden.

symbolism.

http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/andrew-bynum-does-the-hula-hoop-rehab-at-the-playboy-mansion.png

Iowanian
07-28-2009, 08:58 AM
Warning.

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/4707706/100877-main_Full.jpg

Skip Towne
07-28-2009, 09:04 AM
One admitted troll brings another one on here who likes to bump the other one's thread where she enjoys going off on people for no reason or acting completely dumb. I admit that I have my moments, but c'mon. Really? It's like a even worse sequal to Dumb & Dumber. No cat fight, as I won't be wasting any more time clicking on this thread.

sequel

kstater
07-28-2009, 10:46 AM
Hmm? Just a wild guess but.........

Ding Ding Ding.

Jilly
07-28-2009, 10:52 AM
what does spelling and grammar have to do with taking care of people? as a matter of fact we use a language called short-hand...ya know...kinda like abbreviations...make sense dumb shit?

Thank you for enlightening me as to what shorthand means. I was confused.

Pestilence
07-28-2009, 10:55 AM
learn to read dip shit.

Go kill a patient.

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 01:07 PM
Go kill a patient.

only if you're in the hospital...

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 01:09 PM
I'm sure your mouth is plenty big. All the extra space you gain by only having 3 teeth really adds up.

you would know.

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 01:10 PM
Then go away.

i have a better idea...how bout you go f*ck yourself.

babygirl21
07-28-2009, 01:11 PM
Hmm? Just a wild guess but.........

damn...youre so close...NOT