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Count Zarth
07-18-2009, 06:28 PM
Awesome. Can't wait to see what he puts up. NSFW

http://www.toonicon.com/index_no.html

Considering past events, you would think women might be a little more cautious socializing with Kansas City Chiefs running back Larry Johnson. Then again, itís hard to be snooty when someone buys you a ginormous bottle of champagne.

LJ was apparently in Las Vegas last weekend and came across a partying posse of lively ladies headed up by someone by the name of Milan Q. She appears to be some sort of aspiring model, and was kind enough to Twitter all about their misadventures while tossing up a few fun photos to boot. Guess what happens in Vegas doesnít stay in Vegas.

Hereís what Milan wrote about finally meeting the famed RB: Running back for Kansas City ChiefsÖ Larry Johnson. I donít know anything bout football. LOL

But she does know enough about getting lots of free alcohol, as she was impressed with LJ's generosity: Look at the huge champagne that football player Larry Johnson bought for us! LOL (For some reason, this description has now been taken off her Twitter entry.)

Also most impressive was Q & Co.ís tolerance, as Milan triumphantly Tweeted: we finished this bottle!!! i canít believe we did it! hahaaaa...


MY REPLY
Some of these sports bloggers are corny as hell.

1! Those were my homeboys friends.

2. Don Johnson whose big in Vegas, I attended his birthday couple years
ago. Out of respect bought me that bottle of Champagne! Jus for me being mad
cool to him. I didn't even have any!!!

3. I don't need to get women liquored up.

Maybe you do. HA.

LaChapelle
07-18-2009, 06:33 PM
I was hoping LJ would stay away from the booze.

the Talking Can
07-18-2009, 06:36 PM
uh

http://images.quickblogcast.com/9/9/4/6/6/177033-166499/LJToddler.jpg

milkman
07-18-2009, 06:37 PM
I feel compelled to ask, who the fuck cares?

the Talking Can
07-18-2009, 06:38 PM
and a link to norml....

http://stash.norml.org/united-nations-backs-drug-decriminalization/

Count Zarth
07-18-2009, 06:39 PM
uh

http://images.quickblogcast.com/9/9/4/6/6/177033-166499/LJToddler.jpg

Even as a child LJ had those thick thighs for churning through linebackers and breaking tackles....good genes...

the Talking Can
07-18-2009, 06:42 PM
LJ loves Jay-Z more than Beyonce....

I'm not saying he'd suck his ^%#@, but he would....

milkman
07-18-2009, 06:43 PM
Hey Claythan, would you just go suck him and stop bugging us with your obsession?

I'm sure you are the bitch that won't be pissed when he spits his drink on you.

Count Zarth
07-18-2009, 06:48 PM
Hey Claythan, would you just go suck him and stop bugging us with your obsession?

I'm sure you are the bitch that won't be pissed when he spits his drink on you.

What a great story that would be.

chasedude
07-18-2009, 06:50 PM
I thought this'd be about a blog working on his BLOCKING, was I wrong.

Pioli Zombie
07-18-2009, 06:51 PM
Larry Johnson has a blog
E-I-E-I-O
Posted via Mobile Device

rad
07-18-2009, 07:29 PM
LJ misunderstood coach Haley when, after OTA's, he told him he needed to work on his blocking.......

Micjones
07-18-2009, 07:42 PM
When will people stop following Larry Johnson around like needy women in the club who need attention?

LaChapelle
07-18-2009, 07:49 PM
LJ needs to stay out of the clubs. His fault or not, he is now a mark.

milkman
07-18-2009, 07:56 PM
I can't think of any single Chief player that I've ever disliked as much as LJ.

I might think a player sucks ass on the field but I don't hate them the way I hate LJ.

But a player that sucks ass off the field like LJ is someone that I simply want no part of.

I can't wait until that useless SOB is gone.

Count Zarth
07-18-2009, 07:57 PM
I can't wait until that useless SOB is gone.

You're going to eat a massive amount of crow this year.

JOhn
07-18-2009, 07:59 PM
Hey Claythan, would you just go suck him and stop bugging us with your obsession?

I'm sure you are the bitch that won't be pissed when he spits his drink on you.

Well GoChiefs found himself something new to jerk off to :shake:

Count Zarth
07-18-2009, 08:00 PM
Well GoChiefs found himself something new to jerk off to :shake:

Is there some sort of problem with that?

Are you a homophobe?

milkman
07-18-2009, 08:00 PM
You're going to eat a massive amount of crow this year.

You don't get it, do you?

I don't ****ing care if he runs for 2500 yards and catches passes for another 1000, he's a useless SOB because he's a piece of shit character.

I've said it many times.

I care about character.

Short Leash Hootie
07-18-2009, 08:07 PM
You don't get it, do you?

I don't ****ing care if he runs for 2500 yards and catches passes for another 1000, he's a useless SOB because he's a piece of shit character.

I've said it many times.

I care about character.

If he does all that...he can rape 50 babies for all I care.

Skip Towne
07-18-2009, 08:16 PM
You're going to eat a massive amount of crow this year.

Aren't you the guy who said Devard Darling was going to show us how wrong we were? You know nothing about football. Nick wastes his money sending you to camp. You wouldn't know talent if it bit you on the ass.

Count Zarth
07-18-2009, 08:17 PM
Skip that is a hell of a thing for you to say.

Reerun_KC
07-18-2009, 08:19 PM
Aren't you the guy who said Devard Darling was going to show us how wrong we were? You know nothing about football. Nick wastes his money sending you to camp. You wouldn't know talent if it bit you on the ass.

QFT

Skip bringing out the big guns...

milkman
07-18-2009, 08:25 PM
If he does all that...he can rape 50 babies for all I care.

That's your perrogative.

But I care about the quality of people representing the teams I root for.

I want people that I can be proud of.

Skip Towne
07-18-2009, 08:34 PM
Skip that is a hell of a thing for you to say.

You just don't like it because it is true.

Skip Towne
07-18-2009, 08:43 PM
QFT

Skip bringing out the big guns...

Skip is just tired of his predictions and proclamations. If he knew anything about talent he wouldn't be working for Nick Athan

Farzin
07-18-2009, 09:24 PM
Aren't you the guy who said Devard Darling was going to show us how wrong we were? You know nothing about football. Nick wastes his money sending you to camp. You wouldn't know talent if it bit you on the ass.

:clap:

pr_capone
07-18-2009, 09:32 PM
Aren't you the guy who said Devard Darling was going to show us how wrong we were? You know nothing about football. Nick wastes his money sending you to camp. You wouldn't know talent if it bit you on the ass.

I think I love you.

Reerun_KC
07-18-2009, 09:43 PM
I am ready to dump LJ and remove his cancerous ass from arrowhead...

He isnt a Pioli type player... I have a feeling he wont be a Chief for long...

FAX
07-18-2009, 09:58 PM
A runner had not yet quite quelled
The rumors that he spit and yelled
So he started bloggin'
But then, scratched his noggin'
"Yo! How the words, 'bitch ho' be spelled?"

FAX

Reaper16
07-18-2009, 10:08 PM
I am ready to dump LJ and remove his cancerous ass from arrowhead...

He isnt a Pioli type player... I have a feeling he wont be a Chief for long...
Also not "Pioli type players:" Corey Dillon, Randy Moss

pr_capone
07-18-2009, 10:24 PM
A runner had not yet quite quelled
The rumors that he spit and yelled
So he started bloggin'
But then, scratched his noggin'
"Yo! How the words, 'bitch ho' be spelled?"

FAX

LMFAO

Fruit Ninja
07-18-2009, 10:37 PM
I feel compelled to ask, who the **** cares?

you a little, enough to post in the thread. lol

Fruit Ninja
07-18-2009, 10:39 PM
Also not "Pioli type players:" Corey Dillon, Randy Moss

gotta love it when someone doesnt know wtf they are talking about. lol

Psyko Tek
07-18-2009, 10:41 PM
I f LJ has 3 brain cells to rub together
he will preform and get a trade
but I suspect hew will get his roster bonus ands become the worthless ppos we know he is

58kcfan89
07-18-2009, 11:23 PM
I got a feeling the Chiefs are going to run him into the ground this year and then release him at season's end or trade him or something. But that's just me.

Raised On Riots
07-19-2009, 12:31 AM
Good Lord Claythan, when does it end with you and this marginal component of the roster?

wazu
07-19-2009, 12:33 AM
Wow, what a fucked up blog. Say one thing for Larry - he doesn't feel the need to shelter us from his weirdness.

Count Zarth
07-19-2009, 12:36 AM
Good Lord Claythan, when does it end with you and this marginal component of the roster?

It will never end. A decade from now I'll be comparing a Chiefs running back to the all-time franchise leading rusher - Larry Alphonso Johnson.

Raised On Riots
07-19-2009, 12:42 AM
It will never end. A decade from now I'll be comparing a Chiefs running back to the all-time franchise leading rusher - Larry Alphonso Johnson.

Jesus, I can't wait for Haley to dominate and show you Vermeil youngsters what a fucking team really looks like. :shake:

Count Zarth
07-19-2009, 12:43 AM
Jesus, I can't wait for Haley to dominate and show you Vermeil youngsters what a fucking team really looks like. :shake:

Haley is going to do wonderful things for LJ.

wazu
07-19-2009, 12:44 AM
It will never end. A decade from now I'll be comparing a Chiefs running back to the all-time franchise leading rusher - Larry Alphonso Johnson.

I'll bet somewhere on a Cardinals message board there is a poster named "GoCards" who was saying the same thing about Edgerrin James last year.

Count Zarth
07-19-2009, 12:45 AM
I'll bet somewhere on a Cardinals message board there is a poster named "GoCards" who was saying the same thing about Edgerrin James last year.

This is a horrible comparison.

Horrible.

Raised On Riots
07-19-2009, 12:45 AM
I'll bet somewhere on a Cardinals message board there is a poster named "GoCards" who was saying the same thing about Edgerrin James last year.

ROFL

Raised On Riots
07-19-2009, 12:47 AM
Haley is going to run LJ's ass in to the ground before moving on to younger, hungrier, and less socially-retarded talent.

FYFuckUp.:D

Count Zarth
07-22-2009, 02:52 AM
I knew this blog would pay off.

http://images.quickblogcast.com/9/9/4/6/6/177033-166499/P7010636.JPG

Rausch
07-22-2009, 03:01 AM
I knew this blog would pay off.

http://images.quickblogcast.com/9/9/4/6/6/177033-166499/P7010636.JPG

Uh.....LJ has m00bs?...:spock:

Count Zarth
07-22-2009, 03:13 AM
Those are called pecs.

Rausch
07-22-2009, 03:16 AM
Those are called pecs.

Looks like he's wearing a push-up bra.

And I guess the swelling over his right eye is due to pectoral muscles as well?...

Reaper16
07-22-2009, 12:40 PM
That pic is fucking wrong.

FAX
07-22-2009, 02:06 PM
That pic is ****ing wrong.

It kind of looks as though someone has smacked him in the face with a chair or something. Maybe a barstool.

FAX

dtebbe
07-22-2009, 02:14 PM
That Penn state education really shines through ROFL

Ok, gotta get back to stackin papa yo

DT

Reaper16
07-22-2009, 03:30 PM
It kind of looks as though someone has smacked him in the face with a chair or something. Maybe a barstool.

FAX
My concern is that he is hanging out with Shawne Merriman, ostensibly of his own volition.

LaChapelle
07-22-2009, 03:44 PM
Was the b in the thread header a typo?

Reaper16
07-22-2009, 03:46 PM
Was the b in the thread header a typo?
:spock:

LaChapelle
07-22-2009, 03:47 PM
:spock:

Consider the thread starter :)

Reaper16
07-22-2009, 03:48 PM
Consider the thread starter :)
:spock:

LaChapelle
07-22-2009, 03:48 PM
ROFL

Count Zarth
07-26-2009, 06:14 PM
Thursday night - leave Miami and head to NYC. Of course delayed, F'n rain. Never smooth flyin into nyc... Arrive at Philippe's for a little dinner around 9, meet up with my brother Tony (he's late - nyc again) my boy E, Von, Denrick and a few other campers... Let the weekend begin.

From there we head straight to M2 (Mansion) to set the weekend off right... a few hours in(emm 4ish) we gotta start to wind down to head to the hotel. Got the Rocawear 10th Ann. shoot in the AM- 10AM call time - lol..... this should be fun...

Friday morning 9:30AM, head to Mark Seliger's place for the ROC shoot, yes u heard it 9:30 bitches - true professional. This dude did it right. I don't get into other people's biz, but def PIMP status... from there over the The Standard hotel for some more pics...

Also, in the house were Ana Beatriz and Bleek - can't drop these pics, but just wait ...

Friday around 3, back to the telly for a hot minute... then off the West Village - Bape, LV, got to head to Tom Ford to have some suits altered, getting cut up like a julienne salad y'all...

Grab some nyc pizza and back to the telly around 8 to relax and grab a bite.

Friday Night/Sat. morn off to Tenjune to get my chillax on, good looks Jimmy, bad look to the drunk girl who kept trying to rush me like a linebacker - u need to stay home. Peace around 5, off the Cafeteria for some late night grub, I Luv New York..sing it - the best city in the world...

Saturday afternoon get my shop on in the LES, before grabbing dinner downtown. Saturday night back to M2, (E u f'd up on this one) had a good time, bumped into Kanye politic'd alittle, and back to the hotel, gotta head back to KC in the AM.

Training Camp in a week. Can't wait, should be a good team this year, lots of moves in the off season, looking fwd to getting back to work.

I appreciate all the love and support I've been getting. Looking fwd to a big season.

Count Zarth
07-26-2009, 06:20 PM
getting cut up like a julienne salad y'all...

Nice, Larry is going to be ripped.

http://images.quickblogcast.com/9/9/4/6/6/177033-166499/DSC00379a.JPG

http://images.quickblogcast.com/9/9/4/6/6/177033-166499/DSC00369a.JPG

Raised On Riots
07-26-2009, 07:45 PM
1) You really roll around like a pig in shit for this guy's every twitter, dont'cha?

2) Larry; just ask for the fucking Giants trade and get it over with please.

milkman
07-26-2009, 08:50 PM
Why in hell would the Giants want LJ?

Raised On Riots
07-26-2009, 08:52 PM
Why in hell would the Giants want LJ?

I never said they wanted him.:evil:

L.A. Chieffan
07-26-2009, 10:41 PM
5 bux he gets hurt in camp

Count Zarth
07-27-2009, 08:37 PM
Who the fuck dances in a leather jacket?

Weirdo.

http://images.quickblogcast.com/9/9/4/6/6/177033-166499/DSC00410a.JPG

I wear my suuuuuuuuuuunglasses at night I wear my suuuuuuuunglasses at night so you can watch me weave and spit....

http://images.quickblogcast.com/9/9/4/6/6/177033-166499/DSC00392a.JPG

http://images.quickblogcast.com/9/9/4/6/6/177033-166499/DSC00391a.JPG

http://images.quickblogcast.com/9/9/4/6/6/177033-166499/DSC00388a.JPG

BIG PIMPIN!

http://images.quickblogcast.com/9/9/4/6/6/177033-166499/DSC00432a.JPG

LaChapelle
07-27-2009, 09:06 PM
That's Peterson old leather jacket. G- fucking -ross.

Raised On Riots
07-28-2009, 08:59 AM
Good fucking God, Claythan. Here; print this out and put it on the wall next to your LJ collection:

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/mcgur024/curriculumtopics5150/newkids3.jpg

Count Zarth
07-28-2009, 02:38 PM
That red jacket is killer.

Count Zarth
07-30-2009, 10:19 AM
Check today's blog entry for epic win.

http://i29.tinypic.com/347gy20.gif

brandon
07-30-2009, 10:37 AM
Check today's blog entry for epic win.

http://i29.tinypic.com/347gy20.gif

I would look for the protection order very soon. JK cuz I love LJ TOO!

Raised On Riots
07-30-2009, 10:40 AM
LJ's new line of shoes?

http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv252/raisedonriots/cd_player_kicks.jpg

Count Zarth
07-30-2009, 09:36 PM
I guess Larry and I are BFFs now:

http://blog.toonicon.com/2009/07/30/clayton--madden-09.aspx#AddComment

Raised On Riots
07-30-2009, 09:39 PM
I guess Larry and I are BFFs now:

http://blog.toonicon.com/2009/07/30/clayton--madden-09.aspx#AddComment

LMAO I wanna' see the comment/love letter that GOT that response.

Count Zarth
07-30-2009, 09:48 PM
LMAO I wanna' see the comment/love letter that GOT that response.

Pretty basic. Larry and I like to chew the fat:

Hey Larry, how do you feel about your low Madden rating this year? They made you slower than Dwayne Bowe!

Raised On Riots
07-30-2009, 09:52 PM
Pretty basic. Larry and I like to chew the fat:

So when are you going clubbing?

Count Zarth
07-31-2009, 11:19 PM
Larry tells us these are "vintage."

Vintage what? Bullshit?

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/4774/yeeeeaaah.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

Tribal Warfare
07-31-2009, 11:25 PM
http://images.quickblogcast.com/9/9/4/6/6/177033-166499/DSC00432a.JPG

Christ Lloyd's in the background ROFL

Count Zarth
07-31-2009, 11:27 PM
The asian Doc Brown?

Tribal Warfare
07-31-2009, 11:32 PM
The asian Doc Brown?

HBO's Entourage reference

Count Zarth
08-01-2009, 03:21 PM
Larry was kind enough to show us his swank training camp room.

http://images.quickblogcast.com/9/9/4/6/6/177033-166499/DSC00576a.JPG

Raised On Riots
08-01-2009, 03:28 PM
Larry was kind enough to show us his swank training camp room.

http://images.quickblogcast.com/9/9/4/6/6/177033-166499/DSC00576a.JPG

Yo Main', das' sum ultra-fly cribbage! LMAO Better call MTV to feature that bad bitch!

Count Zarth
08-01-2009, 03:31 PM
I honestly wonder why they put their superstar athletes in such shitty little dorms. My hotel room was MUCH nicer. LOL

Raised On Riots
08-01-2009, 03:35 PM
I honestly wonder why they put their superstar athletes in such shitty little dorms. My hotel room was MUCH nicer. LOL

Well, if they do it to foster humility, I can't say it's been much of a success in LJ's case.

Pioli Zombie
08-01-2009, 06:26 PM
LJ thinks the reason people liked Priest Holmes better than him was because he's black.
Posted via Mobile Device

Johnny Vegas
08-01-2009, 07:11 PM
I wonder how many times he'll stub his toe on the foot of the bed or that dresser or hit his knee on the bed post. lol

-King-
08-01-2009, 07:17 PM
Larry was kind enough to show us his swank training camp room.

http://images.quickblogcast.com/9/9/4/6/6/177033-166499/DSC00576a.JPG

Why is there a full size matress on two twin beds?

boogblaster
08-01-2009, 07:23 PM
soon as go boy spits that out of his mouth

Count Zarth
08-02-2009, 10:15 PM
Larry's bloggin'

Rookies - Feeling real good about the team. Veterans gettn the young guys in line and
that's what we needed

300 - I want anyone to try this.... Run 50yards back n forth til they equal
300yards. And try to make it under 55seconds. With 2minute rest. And do that 3
times!!!!

Down Time - So, we get 1 night a week off. Could be worse, lol, could be zero...

Crazy been in the league a hot minute now. Remember what is was like to be a rookie and now on the other side - lol.

LJ

Also, DIG IT!

http://blog.toonicon.com/2009/08/02/warpaint-cover-2009.aspx

Delano
08-02-2009, 10:21 PM
Larry's bloggin'



Also, DIG IT!

http://blog.toonicon.com/2009/08/02/warpaint-cover-2009.aspx

It's hard to believe LJ is the guy with the second longest tenure as a Chief.

Raised On Riots
08-02-2009, 10:26 PM
It's hard to believe LJ is the guy with the second longest tenure as a Chief.

LJ and WIPE( I mean, WPI ); a match made in Heaven...:D

-King-
08-03-2009, 04:45 AM
I just might try to do that conditioning test myself. I live right by a football field. Only thing that's stopping me is the fact that I'm lazy as shit and I refuse to get off my ass right now.

Raised On Riots
08-03-2009, 10:29 AM
I just might try to do that conditioning test myself. I live right by a football field. Only thing that's stopping me is the fact that I'm lazy as shit and I refuse to get off my ass right now.

LMAO

Quite the impediment ain't it?

Mr. Arrowhead
08-03-2009, 10:50 PM
hmmm, look at LJ recent entry on Twitter, does this mean Jackson will be at camp tomorrow

ToonIcon: I think a rookie might get hazed tommoro. the old tape round the goal post and drenched with gatorade........hmmmmmm

Count Zarth
08-09-2009, 08:24 PM
Larry's ready to ROLL.

Get ready! One week and counting. We've got Houston coming into town next week. Can't wait. Anxious to get out there and start hitting somebody.

Going strong at 2 a days, bonding with the team. Going to be a good season.

Don't sleep on the Chiefs!!!

Terribilis
08-09-2009, 08:35 PM
Larry's ready to ROLL.

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Larry is going to have a big season. I can feel it.

HypnotizedMonkey
08-09-2009, 10:21 PM
i dunno what's up with that gay ass stephon marbury video lol .. jesus christ.

nstygma
08-09-2009, 10:39 PM
nice

http://images.quickblogcast.com/9/9/4/6/6/177033-166499/LJpaint.jpg

Raised On Riots
08-09-2009, 10:41 PM
That's great work. I like it a lot.

Reaper16
08-09-2009, 11:08 PM
That painting looks like Champ Bailey is trying to grab onto LJ in hopes that LJ will drag Champ out of that apparent inferno. But LJ is pushing Champ back into that Hellfire in which all Broncos belong.

Raised On Riots
08-09-2009, 11:11 PM
That painting looks like Champ Bailey is trying to grab onto LJ in hopes that LJ will drag Champ out of that apparent inferno. But LJ is pushing Champ back into that Hellfire in which all Broncos belong.

:clap:

Swazey
08-09-2009, 11:59 PM
i dunno what's up with that gay ass stephon marbury video lol .. jesus christ.

That video was supposedly edited. He was originally gay dancing to the death rattle sound of Chris Brown.

nstygma
08-10-2009, 12:53 AM
That video was supposedly edited. He was originally gay dancing to the death rattle sound of Chris Brown.ahh ok thats better then LOL

Count Zarth
08-12-2009, 08:45 AM
Apparently this is Darren Sharper talking shit about LJ's pussy-chasing ways. LJ responds at the end. Anyone want to translate ebonics?

idk yet my PR is working on it! New team gotta act brand new! lol I hate this uniform, thats between u n me tho. I miss my Viking purple7:52 PM Aug 2nd
But i Gotta be where the money's right u feel me...7:52 PM Aug 2nd

and yeah I'd wait...lol..but u neva saw woodson out there doing this club thang, he a family man n loves his fam...about 23 hours ago

u shud preach that to 27, he always on some **** in da clubs. he got **** pendin' n thems just the ones who actually said sumthin. smhabout 23 hours ago

yous a good woman then...but b careful wit that no self control **** cause he a big dude n u but like a buck-two-five. hope he dnt put his about 23 hours ago

he still got almost a buck on ya, so dnt preach him too much lol. he been to nyc yet or wut..about 23 hours ago

oh good, did he bless ya wit some bling, expensive dinners n all that...about 23 hours ago

no matter if ya into bling or not, we come tru d town of a honey she gotta b taken care of u feel me.. by any mean necessary. about 22 hours ago

dinner n clubbin' man u easy to please. any ****a do that for ya'. im tellin u when we come tru d town of a honey she gets spoiled...about 22 hours ago

we take em shopping n always bring a friend cause when we leave we want yo friends tellin ya how lucky u are..lol n hate ya for it...lolabout 22 hours ago

u gotta get watcha can, while u can. I'm not gonna lie tho we've all done gurlz wrong but hey, they let us do it so whose fault is itabout 22 hours ago

u think we care about honeys wantin our money...we got it who cares! i'd rather be wit a woman dat i feel needs me, than one that dont..about 22 hours ago

ofcourse, u comin at a baller wit this i care for u ****..LOL, we hear that all day. even if u mean it trust me we dnt care. cause we dnt...about 22 hours ago

settle wit da chicks we party wit,.. u see there's party gurlz n then there's potential. if we in the clubs drinkin' n ****** afta dats watabout 22 hours ago

wat its gonna n dats dat...trust me we know d difference. we deal we girls, women, groopies n whores all day!about 22 hours ago

Done alot of wat clubbin'? games? dinners? thats regular...what about trips ova seas, I'm talkin weeks not days thats when ya knw wassupabout 22 hours ago

-----------------------

I never knew the extent some grown men would go to say anything to try to sleep with a female. Let my problems be my problems. He doesn't know what I been through or what happend for him to judge what happend. Its messed up to see a veteran in my line of work stoop to a level of bashing me in order to sleep with a friend of mine. -Cowardly move... LJ

Brock
08-12-2009, 08:52 AM
I don't understand what Sharper is saying. It looks like a retarded third grader wrote it.

Raised On Riots
08-12-2009, 09:58 AM
Apparently this is Darren Sharper talking shit about LJ's pussy-chasing ways. LJ responds at the end. Anyone want to translate ebonics?

JFC, can you translate that shit to English next time before posting it? I felt like I was trying to read for the role of Mush Mouth in the next Fat Albert movie.

HypnotizedMonkey
08-12-2009, 11:17 AM
u shud preach that to 27, he always on some **** in da clubs. he got **** pendin' n thems just the ones who actually said sumthin. smhabout 23 hours ago

yous a good woman then...but b careful wit that no self control **** cause he a big dude n u but like a buck-two-five. hope he dnt put his about 23 hours ago
he still got almost a buck on ya, so dnt preach him too much lol. he been to nyc yet or wut..about 23 hours ago

oh good, did he bless ya wit some bling, expensive dinners n all that...about 23 hours ago

You should tell LJ not to be acting so harshly in the clubs! He's got charges against him and those are just the ladies who can afford lawyers!

Watch out LJ will break your skinny chickenhead ass!

Did he finally come through with the pussy for jewelry/dinners trade?

Reaper16
08-12-2009, 11:29 AM
I understand perfectly what Sharper is saying because I am not fucking retarded. Basically, Sharper is misogynistic as all Hell while blasting LJ for being similarly misogynistic.

DaFace
08-12-2009, 11:33 AM
EIEIO

Count Zarth
08-15-2009, 03:02 AM
Larry's ready!

The time has come. All these 2 a days, the weight lifting, the sprints, the new playbook, the new team chemistry... it's time to find out where we are.

Gotta get out there and knock the rust off, maybe break a few ankles, get on sportscenter early this year - lol.

Don't expect too much from the kid, maybe a couple of series. Coach wants to ease us back in, gotta a lot of new talent too evaluate...

Count Zarth
08-19-2009, 05:17 PM
Staying positive.

Hi All. Back in Wisconsion ready for another game this Saturday vs. Minnesota. Felt good to get out there last Saturday and get the pads poppin a bit. We didn't pull out the W, but it's early and team chemistry (which is coming together) is most important. We made some basic mistakes and def have room to improve, but at the same time it's never as bad as it seems..

I know it was hard for many to watch as it wasn't on tv everywhere and I'm sure u already checked the paper (u better have - lol) but in case u didn't, I had 4 carries - 12 yrds and only played a the first few series...

Staying on the grind, doing whatever I can, whenever I can.

Thanks for all the support.

LJ

Raised On Riots
08-19-2009, 05:27 PM
Quote:
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That's not a hope. It's a stone-cold lock.
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Predicting LJ's 10 total yards are we?

Missed it by two! :D

Count Zarth
08-22-2009, 08:03 AM
Larry knows he is missing holes.

ToonIcon (http://twitter.com/ToonIcon) Lost by 4..... Hate not winning when the ball on the freakn 1yd line!!!!!! Much Improvements Needed. Me included.

the Talking Can
08-22-2009, 08:05 AM
someone ask him why he is a bigger pussy than brian shay

Count Zarth
08-22-2009, 08:07 AM
Go on his blog and ask whatever you want. He answers some of them.

Count Zarth
09-11-2009, 04:43 PM
Interesting.

Nooooooo not a daddy yet!!! But that's what I want.

Ready to trade the Club in for a corner table at Chucky Cheeses.

BigRock
09-11-2009, 04:45 PM
If LJ can be Ray Lewis' daddy on Sunday, I'll put on a bib, suck a pacifier, and let him push me around in a stroller at Chuck E. Cheese.

MikeMaslowski
09-11-2009, 04:52 PM
If LJ can be Ray Lewis' daddy on Sunday, I'll put on a bib, suck a pacifier, and let him push me around in a stroller at Chuck E. Cheese.

I have a bad memory but I will remember this. I expect pics.

LaChapelle
09-11-2009, 05:42 PM
LJ spitting it in the right end this time.

Count Zarth
09-23-2009, 02:42 AM
This was tweeted after the game Sunday.

Rather watch Temptations on VH1 than the bullshit I went thru today

Raised On Riots
09-23-2009, 03:11 AM
This was tweeted after the game Sunday.

And so it begins.

Or, you could provide context...

Count Zarth
09-23-2009, 03:13 AM
And so it begins.

Or, you could provide context...

There is no context. Mysteriously, at 4:43 PM, after Larry had finished satisfying the Chiefs' cheerleaders in KC's locker room following the game, he tweeted the above.

Short Leash Hootie
09-23-2009, 03:56 AM
Twitter is the worst thing that has ever happened to sports.

Count Zarth
09-23-2009, 04:00 AM
Twitter is the worst thing that has ever happened to sports.

Bullfuckinshit!

Count Zarth
09-28-2009, 02:41 AM
And you think Larry doesn't care.

I react to failure jus like you do. So when u feel how u feel. I feel double

:(

Raised On Riots
09-28-2009, 11:23 AM
And you think Larry doesn't care.



:(

He feels like Prince?

Sure-Oz
09-28-2009, 11:54 AM
he has a twitter too

Raised On Riots
09-28-2009, 04:25 PM
he has a twitter too

Joy to the world.

Count Zarth
10-29-2009, 08:15 PM
Yawn.

I love all my fans. I go hard for them. Clipse by popular demand

For all of those following me to hate me. I understand ur fustration. MARYLAND I love u

Raised On Riots
10-29-2009, 08:19 PM
Well, bye.