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Buck
07-18-2009, 08:57 PM
I am stealing this directly from the Chargers.com message board, so I don't take any credit at all.

Make up the title and the author of a book that you would never consider reading. Either by people on or off of CP.

Here's some examples (from the Chargers website)

Padres 2009: This is our year
By: John Moores
Foreword by: Sandy Alderson

Winning Playoff Football
By: Marty Schottenheimer

Now here's mine

My Excessive Spending and Me
By: Guru

Reaper16
07-18-2009, 08:59 PM
I am stealing this directly from the Chargers.com message board, so I don't take any credit at all.

Make up the title and the author of a book that you would never consider reading. Either by people on or off of CP.

Here's some examples (from the Chargers website)

Padres 2009: This is our year
By: John Moores
Foreword by: Sandy Alderson

Winning Playoff Football
By: Marty Schottenheimer

Now here's mine

My Expensive Spending and Me
By: Guru

Effective Bullpen Management, by Trey Hillman

.OBP & You: Building A Winner Through Plate Discipline, by Dayton Moore

Buck
07-18-2009, 09:00 PM
Successfully Disguising Yourself as a Douchebag on an Internet Message Board
By: Midnight Vulture

Reaper16
07-18-2009, 09:00 PM
Post Secrets: How to Earn the Respect of Your Internet Forum Peers, by Hootie

Reaper16
07-18-2009, 09:01 PM
Life as an African-American: We Don't Know Fuck About It But Like to Comment on Black Issues Anyway, by Chiefsplanet.com

Buck
07-18-2009, 09:02 PM
Romantic Stories About Losing My Virginity
By: Claythan / Foreward By: Mr. Flopnuts

Buck
07-18-2009, 09:02 PM
Early Retirement
By: Brett Favre

Micjones
07-18-2009, 09:02 PM
Life as an African-American: We Don't Know Fuck About It But Like to Comment on Black Issues Anyway, by Chiefsplanet.com

ROFL

Reaper16
07-18-2009, 09:03 PM
No, Seriously... Kobe is the Greatest. I Swear, by BuckinKaeding ;)

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:04 PM
My Team, My Struggle by Herm Edwards

Buck
07-18-2009, 09:04 PM
No, Seriously... Kobe is the Greatest. I Swear, by BuckinKaeding ;)

If you quote my 2nd post in that thread, you'll find the secret.

Anyways, back to the topic.


How to Rebound after Losing the Super Bowl
By: Al Davis

Reaper16
07-18-2009, 09:04 PM
I Am A Fucking Elitist, by Reaper16

Micjones
07-18-2009, 09:05 PM
Good Government
Written by: Mark Funkhouser

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:06 PM
Journalism 101 by Nick Athan

Reaper16
07-18-2009, 09:06 PM
Good Government
Written by: Mark Funkhouser
Oh, Snap!

Buck
07-18-2009, 09:06 PM
The Five Year Plan
By: Carl Peterson

Von Dumbass
07-18-2009, 09:06 PM
How to lead the 16-0 Patriots to the playoffs by Matt Cassel

Silock
07-18-2009, 09:07 PM
Wait... how can I know what titles I'd never read until I read the title?

I think you mean "Books you'd never read based on the title." That makes much more sense.

With that being said:
How Not to be "That Guy" by Silock

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:07 PM
Bitches by both Brian Waters and Larry Johnson

Buck
07-18-2009, 09:07 PM
Succeeding Early on a Management Level
By: Josh McDaniels

Reaper16
07-18-2009, 09:07 PM
How to lead the 16-0 Patriots to the playoffs by Matt Cassel

Me Am Rite Book 'Bout Futballs! by KnowMo2724

Micjones
07-18-2009, 09:08 PM
How To Become A Great Actor
Written by: Will Smith

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:10 PM
The Washington D.C. Forum for Dummies by misc

Micjones
07-18-2009, 09:11 PM
Staying Relevant In Hollywood
Written by: Rob Schneider

Me, Denzel & A Train
Written by: John Travolta

Integrity
Written by: Jason Whitlock

DJ's left nut
07-18-2009, 09:11 PM
"The Perfect Haircut" -- Tony LaRussa. Forward by Scott Pollard.

DJ's left nut
07-18-2009, 09:12 PM
"The Afterlife" -- Al Davis.

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:12 PM
The Schematics of Good Defense by Gunther Cunningham

Reaper16
07-18-2009, 09:12 PM
Perfecting Your Golf Swing, by 'Sir' Charles Barkley

chiefs1111
07-18-2009, 09:13 PM
How To Build A Super Bowl contender With A Five Year Plan by Carl Peterson..

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:13 PM
I'm in Love!!! by Tom Cruise

DJ's left nut
07-18-2009, 09:13 PM
How To Build A Super Bowl contender With A Five Year Plan by Carl Peterson..

"How to Read a Thread Before Posting" by this guy.

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:13 PM
I Felt Pretty Good by Steve Bono

Buck
07-18-2009, 09:14 PM
The Story of the 2007 Patriots
By: Bill Simmons

Brady's Cock: My Mouth
By: Peter King

Reaper16
07-18-2009, 09:14 PM
R.E.S.P.E.C.T. -- That's What Women Deserve To Me, by Larry Johnson

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:14 PM
How to Counter the Bootleg by Eric Hicks

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:15 PM
Tackling 101 by Bernard Pollard

chiefs1111
07-18-2009, 09:15 PM
The Five Year Plan
By: Carl Peterson

Damn,you beat me to it

DJ's left nut
07-18-2009, 09:15 PM
The Story of the 2007 Patriots
By: Bill Simmons

Brady's Cock: My Mouth
By: Peter King

I presume the 2nd book will be co-authored by Mr. Simmons as well.

Micjones
07-18-2009, 09:15 PM
Success With Women
Written by: Richard Simmons

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:16 PM
Being Successful by Alex Gordon

JOhn
07-18-2009, 09:16 PM
Modern English,
A guide to proper Grammar

By JOhn



:D

chiefs1111
07-18-2009, 09:17 PM
How To Draft Successfully By Carl Peterson

DJ's left nut
07-18-2009, 09:17 PM
"Perfecting Nuance in Print" by Bob Ryan -- alternate title "How to Revive a Dead Horse Only So You Can Condescendingly Bludgeon it Back Into Submission".

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:17 PM
I'm So Ronery by Kim Jong Il

Reaper16
07-18-2009, 09:18 PM
_________(Insert any conceivable title here), by Woody Paige

chiefs1111
07-18-2009, 09:18 PM
The Ryan Leaf story,an Autobiography By Ryan Leaf

Reaper16
07-18-2009, 09:20 PM
Title Game Titans: How to Play Your Best When It Counts the Most, by the Northwest Missouri State Bearcats football team

Reaper16
07-18-2009, 09:21 PM
Being Significant: You, Too, Can Win at Athletics, by the University of Mizzouri

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:21 PM
Kyle Orton: Greatest Ever? by (insert any Donk homer)

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:22 PM
My Success by Greg Robinson

Buck
07-18-2009, 09:22 PM
Surviving Poverty
By: Dane McCloud

Buck
07-18-2009, 09:23 PM
Quality not Quantity
By: DCS/ROR with controbutions from GoChiefs

Reaper16
07-18-2009, 09:23 PM
Dr. StrangeFan (Or, How I Learned to Stop Being a Douchebag of A Fan & Exhibit Some Class For Once), by the St. Louis Cardinals fanbase with the University of Kansas fanbase

Reaper16
07-18-2009, 09:24 PM
Clean Up Your Act! -- Tightening Up Your Athletic Department, by Kansas State University

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:25 PM
Finishing Games by Tyler Thigpen

Reaper16
07-18-2009, 09:26 PM
*this is good enough to be a trending topic on Twitter.*

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:26 PM
How to Care For Animals by Michael Vick

milkman
07-18-2009, 09:27 PM
The Greatest Players Ever
By Halfwit (Halfcan)

How To Win Internet Friends And Influence Opinions
By milkman

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:27 PM
My Penis and Me by Glenn Quagmire

Buck
07-18-2009, 09:28 PM
Fully Hydrogenated Oil: The Story of the 1997 Broncos
By: John Elway

T-Town
07-18-2009, 09:28 PM
Hugs Not Drugs
By Courtney Love

Discuss Thrower
07-18-2009, 09:30 PM
Independence: A Life Free of Cults by Tom Cruise.

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:30 PM
How to Become Famous For Only One Play by Steve Atwater

Reaper16
07-18-2009, 09:30 PM
Performing Under Pressure (and Other Strategies for Being the Best Kicker You Can Be), by Lin Elliott

milkman
07-18-2009, 09:30 PM
Taking a Stand
Playing Defense My Way
by Cunther Guningham

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:31 PM
I'm Talented by Kip Winger

milkman
07-18-2009, 09:31 PM
Performing Under Pressure (and Other Strategies for Being the Best Kicker You Can Be), by the kicker that shall go unnamed

You mean Elliot, whose first name was Lin, don't you?

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:32 PM
Delicious Fetishes by Michael Jackson

Reaper16
07-18-2009, 09:32 PM
You mean Elliot, whose first name was Lin, don't you?
Yes. Yes, I do. I let the filter work for the humor of it.

T-Town
07-18-2009, 09:33 PM
Food Portions: A Dieter's guide
By Joey Chestnut

Reaper16
07-18-2009, 09:34 PM
Effective Bullpen Management, by Trey Hillman

.OBP & You: Building A Winner Through Plate Discipline, by Dayton Moore

Post Secrets: How to Earn the Respect of Your Internet Forum Peers, by Hootie

Life as an African-American: We Don't Know Fuck About It But Like to Comment on Black Issues Anyway, by Chiefsplanet.com

I Am A Fucking Elitist, by Reaper16

Me Am Rite Book 'Bout Futballs! by KnowMo2724

Perfecting Your Golf Swing, by 'Sir' Charles Barkley

R.E.S.P.E.C.T. -- That's What Women Deserve To Me, by Larry Johnson

Title Game Titans: How to Play Your Best When It Counts the Most, by the Northwest Missouri State Bearcats football team

Being Significant: You, Too, Can Win at Athletics, by the University of Mizzouri

Dr. StrangeFan (Or, How I Learned to Stop Being a Douchebag of A Fan & Exhibit Some Class For Once), by the St. Louis Cardinals fanbase with the University of Kansas fanbase

Clean Up Your Act! -- Tightening Up Your Athletic Department, by Kansas State University

Performing Under Pressure (and Other Strategies for Being the Best Kicker You Can Be), by the kicker that shall go unnamed

I think I'm done for now. My shit has been GOLDEN in this thread. Feel free to pos rep me.

parting shot: Humility, by Reaper16

milkman
07-18-2009, 09:34 PM
Blaming The Right People
By Chiefs fans

Von Dumbass
07-18-2009, 09:35 PM
A Super Bowl MVP was Traded for Me by Philip Rivers

Count Zarth
07-18-2009, 09:35 PM
How To Avoid Sucking Cock
By BuckinKaeding

Just Passin' By
07-18-2009, 09:35 PM
Spending Bills I Hate
By Barak Obama

Buck
07-18-2009, 09:35 PM
I Am A ****ing Elitist, by Reaper16

.

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:35 PM
Tears by Dick Vermeil

milkman
07-18-2009, 09:36 PM
How To Avoid Sucking Cock
By BuckinKaeding

How To Suck Cock.
By Clayton Wendler.

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:37 PM
Paternity Testing Made Easy by Maury Povich

Count Zarth
07-18-2009, 09:38 PM
How To Suck Cock.
By Clayton Wendler.

I'm unqualified to write such a book.

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:38 PM
I'm the Only Creative Genius in the Entire World by Roger Waters

milkman
07-18-2009, 09:39 PM
I'm unqualified to write such a book.

Would you be surprised to learn that I don't believe you?

Buck
07-18-2009, 09:39 PM
The Epimitimy of Browser Perfection: The Untold Story of Internet Explorer
Written By: Bill Gates

Von Dumbass
07-18-2009, 09:39 PM
http://img.flipkart.com/bk_imgs/632/9781886110632.jpg

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:40 PM
Pretending to Care by Bono, Foreword by Bob Geldoff

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:41 PM
BRAIIIIINSSSSS by Zombie Castro

"Bob" Dobbs
07-18-2009, 09:43 PM
"How Stuff Works" by Badgirl.

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:45 PM
Good Sportsmanship by Bill Romanowski

milkman
07-18-2009, 09:47 PM
Escaping The Hood
By Larry Johnson

Watching My Back
By William Bartee

Spending Wisely
By Eric Warfield

Buck
07-18-2009, 09:48 PM
Consistency is Key: The Story about the 1993-2009 Pittsburgh Pirates
Written By: Anonymous

T-Town
07-18-2009, 09:50 PM
Spending Wisely
By Eric Warfield

Spending Wisely
By MC Hammer

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:52 PM
The Art of the Long Bomb: Hitting Your Target by Rex Grossman

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:52 PM
How to Run a Successful NFL Franchise by Dan Snyder

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:53 PM
The Main Principles of Good Coaching by Wade Phillips

Buck
07-18-2009, 09:53 PM
Just Another Pretty Face
By: Jay Cutler

Crush
07-18-2009, 09:54 PM
Toughness by Brodie Croyle

Coach
07-18-2009, 09:55 PM
How to make excellent decisions - Trey Hillman.

Pioli Zombie
07-18-2009, 10:15 PM
"How to Stay Sober" by Robert Downey Jr.
Posted via Mobile Device

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 12:29 AM
LMAO This thread is awesome. Oh,

How to Flip a Franchise

Pat Bowlen

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 12:29 AM
My day in Alabama

Mike Price

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 12:30 AM
The Dangers of Oxycontin

Rush Limbaugh

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 12:31 AM
How I Became the Boss

Big Nasty KC Nut

ChiefJustice
07-19-2009, 12:34 AM
The Secret Art of Name Dropping

Author: Dane McCloud

Chiefspants
07-19-2009, 02:32 AM
Family Values: How to be an excellent husband, father, and being able to say no to the job.

By Mark Sanford, Foreword By John Ensign

J Diddy
07-19-2009, 02:52 AM
How to build dynasties and negotiate with people
by Carl Peterson

(it's the sequel of how to win friends and influence people

Jethopper
07-19-2009, 03:35 AM
A Brief History of Dietetics
by Mark Mangino

http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9db20b3127ccec7572d77ee6700000040O00AcOWTZq5ZtWIPbz4W/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D720/ry%3D480/

^
The Cover

LaChapelle
07-19-2009, 04:02 AM
How to be an annoying C-word /Nancy Grace

Dog Pound an essay in photos /Witchita Police

Diplomacy on the internet /Collection of www.Chiefsplanet.com quotes

Buck
07-19-2009, 04:14 AM
How to handle your alcohol.
By: Hootie, foreward by buckinkaeidng

ChiefJustice
07-19-2009, 04:34 AM
2 Chicks,a Boa,and My Mom:Recipes for Epic Threads on the Intrawebs

Author: Buckinkaeidng

Buck
07-19-2009, 04:36 AM
2 Chicks,a Boa,and My Mom:Recipes for Epic Threads on the Intrawebs

Author: Buckinkaeidng

Well obviously you already read that

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=195645

Boom roasted/

LaChapelle
07-19-2009, 04:36 AM
Training camp heros of River Falls /Sippiofluffer and Printers4Prez

Buck
07-19-2009, 04:38 AM
Decency in the Business Place
By: Ari Gold

ChiefJustice
07-19-2009, 04:41 AM
Well obviously you already read that

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=195645

Boom roasted/

You are right....

That one was too good....but,if that was the thread header or a book title...i proly would have stayed away

Guru
07-19-2009, 05:15 AM
I am stealing this directly from the Chargers.com message board, so I don't take any credit at all.

Make up the title and the author of a book that you would never consider reading. Either by people on or off of CP.

Here's some examples (from the Chargers website)

Padres 2009: This is our year
By: John Moores
Foreword by: Sandy Alderson

Winning Playoff Football
By: Marty Schottenheimer

Now here's mine

My Excessive Spending and Me
By: Guru

Wow, I actually got mentioned in the first post of a thread? I don't think that has ever happened before.

You only wish you could spend money like me.;)

Mr. Wizard
07-19-2009, 06:01 AM
How to FINALLY scratch that itch on your left testicle.

by sharpfinger

keg in kc
07-19-2009, 06:17 AM
Secrets of Dating and Marriage
by Me

Pioli Zombie
07-19-2009, 06:32 AM
What Happens in My Vagina Stays in My Vagina
By Badgirl
Posted via Mobile Device

Pioli Zombie
07-19-2009, 06:33 AM
Getting Over Your Divorce With Class and Dignity
By Pioli Zombie
Posted via Mobile Device

Stewie
07-19-2009, 07:21 AM
Gargling Favre's Balls by John Madden

Pioli Zombie
07-19-2009, 07:53 AM
Mentoring the Young
By Morgan Freeman
Posted via Mobile Device

Baby Lee
07-19-2009, 07:59 AM
Engineering a media comeback, by Ryan O'Neill.

ziggysocki
07-19-2009, 08:07 AM
Surviving Celebrity: A Practical Guide to Living a Healthy Life in the Face of Superstardom , by Michael Jackson

Pioli Zombie
07-19-2009, 08:16 AM
Prozac Works For Me
By Sarah Palin
Posted via Mobile Device

Gonzo
07-19-2009, 08:17 AM
A hole in the matress
by Mr. Completely

A Tomcat's revenge
by Claude Bahls
Posted via Mobile Device

Pioli Zombie
07-19-2009, 08:22 AM
Olathe:Best Days of My Life
By Willie Aames
Posted via Mobile Device

Bwana
07-19-2009, 08:34 AM
How wearing a wolf shirt can double your power and score you tail
By Chiefsplanet.com

How to pick up men
By Rosie O'donnell

The right choices made easy
By Packman Jones

Bwana
07-19-2009, 08:53 AM
Pulling out early
By Travis Henry

Gonzo
07-19-2009, 09:07 AM
Pulling out early
By Travis Henry
ROFL ROFL
Posted via Mobile Device

JD10367
07-19-2009, 10:55 AM
Secrets to Keeping your Pussy Tight --- The Octomom

Warfare: The Definitive Guide For Success --- The French

Blowjobs: The Art and Science --- Sanrda Berndhart and Chastity Bono

Getting Out Of Mom's Basement: The Guide To Success --- Raiders fans

How To Write Quality Music of a Manly Nature --- The Killers

Humility --- Gene Simmons

Dieting --- Kirstie Alley

Healthy Living --- Gary Busey

How To Make a Low-Budget Art Film --- Michael Bay and Roland Emmerich

Virginity: Saving It For Marriage --- by Paris Hilton

"I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and, Doggone It, People Like Me!": The Guide to Being Happy and Carefree and Instilling Love For You in the Hearts of Others --- Bill Belichick

Quality Workmanship 101: How to Build Merchandise that Lasts --- the Chinese, Koreans, and Taiwanese

Building an Automobile Empire --- any U.S. car company

rockymtnchief
07-19-2009, 11:08 AM
'Knife Safety'-John Wayne Bobbitt

crispystl420
07-19-2009, 11:29 AM
The Five Year Plan
By: Carl Peterson

I was gonna say football for dummies. By Carl Peterson. Illustrated by Herman Edwards

Bwana
07-19-2009, 11:32 AM
Tips on how to beat Wall Street
By Martha Stewart

Avoiding unwanted attention
By Jesse Jackson

crispystl420
07-19-2009, 11:35 AM
Everything you need to know about gay modeling.
BY: Go Chiefs

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-19-2009, 11:52 AM
The how to guide to becoming a champion...written by various Cub players, managers, and ownership from the past 100 years.

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-19-2009, 11:55 AM
Badass neckbeard growing and grooming tips by Kyle Orton

Crush
07-19-2009, 12:15 PM
Maintaining A Lead by The 1992 Houston Oilers

Crush
07-19-2009, 12:15 PM
Acting 101 by Nicholas Cage

JD10367
07-19-2009, 01:08 PM
Acting 101 by Nicholas Cage

Yes, but that's only the first book in the series. Don't forget "Acting 102" by Keanu Reeves, and "Acting 103" by Kevin Costner.

JOhn
07-19-2009, 02:54 PM
Secrets of Dating and Marriage
by Me

You still want me to write the Forward?:doh!:

JOhn
07-19-2009, 02:57 PM
Safely practicing Auto eroticism

By Davide Caradine

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 02:57 PM
I was gonna say football for dummies. By Carl Peterson. Illustrated by Herman Edwards

http://dontcostnothing.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/herm_edwards.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 02:59 PM
How To Raise Taxes While Keeping Your "Word"

Barrack Obama

JOhn
07-19-2009, 03:01 PM
Good Sportsmanship

By Bill Romanoski

Forward: Shannon Sharp

"Bob" Dobbs
07-19-2009, 03:06 PM
"Public Thpeeking" by Thannon Tharp

"Bob" Dobbs
07-19-2009, 03:08 PM
"Halftime & I Gotta Pee" by Willie Makeit; Illustrated by Betty Dont.

Pioli Zombie
07-19-2009, 03:36 PM
How to Make the Smooth Transition from Hall of Famer to Broadcaster by Emmitt Smith.
Posted via Mobile Device

Pioli Zombie
07-19-2009, 03:48 PM
I Haven't Been Able to Wash my Snatch in 3 Years
By Badgirl
Posted via Mobile Device

Buck
07-19-2009, 03:48 PM
A couple from my roommate.

Playoffs?!?!
By: Jim Mora

We Talkin' Bout Practice
By: Allen Iverson

crispystl420
07-19-2009, 04:52 PM
http://dontcostnothing.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/herm_edwards.jpg

LMAO

BWillie
07-19-2009, 04:55 PM
Trails in the sand by Peter Dragon

BWillie
07-19-2009, 04:56 PM
Down the flagpole by Dick Burns

BWillie
07-19-2009, 04:56 PM
The Yellow River by I.P. Freeley

bdeg
07-19-2009, 05:17 PM
How to Handle a Press Conference and Appear Intelligent - Herm
Clock Management and Halftime Adjudsments - Herm
How to Make the Most of Your Abilities - Ryan Sims
Why I'm the most BA MoFo in the NFL - Boomer Grigsby
How to win a starting QB spot - Tyler Thigpen
Idiot's Guide to Under-throwing - Tyler Thigpen
Relationships - LJ
Put Me In, Coach - Bobby Sippio

Baby Lee
07-19-2009, 06:20 PM
Virginity: Saving It For Marriage --- by Paris Hilton
As if my opinion of her weren't low enough, she was on 'My Life on the D List' with Kathy Griffin [Kathy's on this kick this season to learn what A-listers do to be A-listers, so she cajoled Paris into going shopping, posing for Paparazzi and chillin' poolside]
Of course Kathy started grilling her about sex habits. And the girl straight facedly said she was 'a lady' who didn't do about umpteen things I've seen her do with my own eyes.
Guess she's counting on 'Merka's infamously short attention span.

Plus she was pushing that 'that's huge' thing like it was an extended warranty.

chiefs1111
07-19-2009, 06:24 PM
Does Your Poop Float Or Sink by ChiefsPlanet

Frazod
07-19-2009, 06:24 PM
Acting 101 by Nicholas Cage

With a forward by his cousin, Sofia Coppola.

LMAO

Buck
07-19-2009, 06:28 PM
The Dummies Guide to the CP Arcade
By: Gonzo / Sofa King

RedNeckRaider
07-19-2009, 06:30 PM
The art of diplomacy
by frazod
:)

JOhn
07-19-2009, 06:52 PM
The art of diplomacy
by frazod
:)

Karen

By RedNeckRaider

Baby Lee
07-19-2009, 06:54 PM
Elementary Latin, Military Code, and how it all relates to being cool in the 70s, by Slayer Diablo.

Bowser
07-19-2009, 07:01 PM
I keep seeing the word "titties" every time I see this thread, and then subsequently hear the SNL skit with Trebek and Connery.

Chiefspants
07-19-2009, 07:03 PM
Hairstyles for the stars: By Nicolas Cage

RedNeckRaider
07-19-2009, 07:08 PM
Karen

By RedNeckRaider

Why people think I am an asshole
by JOhn

JOhn
07-19-2009, 07:18 PM
Why people think I am an asshole
by JOhn

ROFL

RedNeckRaider
07-19-2009, 07:31 PM
ROFL

:)

Chiefless
07-19-2009, 07:36 PM
My Penis and Me by Glenn Quagmire

ROFL
I'd prolly read that one.

Pioli Zombie
07-19-2009, 07:48 PM
I keep seeing the word "titties" every time I see this thread, and then subsequently hear the SNL skit with Trebek and Connery.

I'll take The rapists for $100.

That's Therapists.
Posted via Mobile Device

Chiefless
07-19-2009, 09:02 PM
I know it's been done earlier, but:

My Favorite Semen: A Brett Favre Story
by John Madden

LaChapelle
07-19-2009, 09:17 PM
How to skirt the motorcycle helmet law /Gene Simmons and Mel Kipper Jr.

DJJasonp
07-19-2009, 09:28 PM
"Drink Apple Juice, Cause O.J. will kill you" by Fred Goldman and Deneice Brown

LaChapelle
07-19-2009, 09:36 PM
I love a gun that shoots jelly

CaptainMorgan
07-19-2009, 09:48 PM
"Condom Use for Dummies" by Travis Henry

"Financing Your Child Support: The Ins and Outs of Running A Successful Cocaine Operation" by Travis Henry forward by Jamal Lewis

Crush
07-20-2009, 05:25 AM
The Keys to Stand Up Comedy by Dane Cook

JD10367
07-20-2009, 05:31 AM
As if my opinion of her weren't low enough, she was on 'My Life on the D List' with Kathy Griffin [Kathy's on this kick this season to learn what A-listers do to be A-listers, so she cajoled Paris into going shopping, posing for Paparazzi and chillin' poolside]
Of course Kathy started grilling her about sex habits. And the girl straight facedly said she was 'a lady' who didn't do about umpteen things I've seen her do with my own eyes.
Guess she's counting on 'Merka's infamously short attention span.

I saw that! She said "I don't do blowjobs." I was like, "Uhhh... we have you on film, douchebag." :shake:

JD10367
07-20-2009, 05:32 AM
I love a gun that shoots jelly

Yeah, I'm sure Hermie the Elf loved "guns that shoot jelly". (NTTAWWT.) He set my gaydar off even when I was six years old.

Pioli Zombie
07-20-2009, 05:40 AM
Girls are Icky by Claythan.
Posted via Mobile Device

Buck
07-20-2009, 12:01 PM
Using the Search Function
By: Gdaddy

Frazod
07-20-2009, 12:12 PM
Padres World Series Memories

by BuckinKaeding

:fire:

booyaf2
07-20-2009, 12:17 PM
My Good Hands

by Dwayne Bowe

ziggysocki
07-20-2009, 12:25 PM
Pass, Pass, Pass, Score: Building a High Powered Offense
by, Herman Edwards

Buck
07-20-2009, 12:27 PM
Padres World Series Memories

by BuckinKaeding

:fire:

I know you said you wouldn't read it, but I'll make you anyways.

The Padres were swept in the 1998 World Series 4-0.

The End

(They made in 1984, but I have no memory of that so it didn't make the book)

CoMoChief
07-20-2009, 12:36 PM
"I Live by a Bunch of Celebrities and it Makes Me Feel Cool"


By: Dane McCloud

Buck
07-20-2009, 03:11 PM
How to Make Internet Friends
By: MV

Buck
08-19-2009, 02:27 PM
How to Keep a Secret Secret
By Sony Computer Entertainment America

Mr. Flopnuts
08-19-2009, 02:30 PM
Successful Dieting and a Healthy Lifestyle

By John Butler

Count Zarth
08-19-2009, 02:31 PM
How To Look Great Naked
By Mr. Flopnuts

Buck
08-19-2009, 02:31 PM
Successful Dieting and a Healthy Lifestyle

By John Butler

Thats sort of random, and I really don't think a lot of people here are going to get it.

But heres a new book.


Beating BuckinKaeding at Madden 2010
By Mr. Flopnuts

Demonpenz
08-19-2009, 02:42 PM
Serious business

by demonpenz

Amnorix
08-19-2009, 02:45 PM
The Story of the 2007 Patriots
By: Bill Simmons

Brady's Cock: My Mouth
By: Peter King

I love your obsession with all things Patriots.

Let the hate flow...


http://c2.api.ning.com/files/V3d3OCp3A2MLbERwMVCTpLUirpi6pecwnuV-MdnaqlL15nGjQhQIY5V1GugVbU0QnwZ4WFLwclbRmJXHlqTwn4AOcIhl5XEK/EmperorPalpatine.jpg

loochy
08-19-2009, 02:57 PM
A Lifetime of Anonymity: How to Successfully Lurk on Internet Message Boards

By: Me

blaise
08-19-2009, 02:58 PM
Kevin Keitzman: The Greatest Man Who Ever Lived Talks About His Golf Game.

- By Kevin Keitzman

----------------------

1,000 Hilarious Jokes I Thought Of

- By Roger Twibell

Pestilence
08-19-2009, 02:59 PM
How to look intelligent on a message board.

by

CoMoChief

Mr. Flopnuts
08-19-2009, 03:02 PM
How To Look Great Naked
By Mr. Flopnuts

Thats sort of random, and I really don't think a lot of people here are going to get it.

But heres a new book.


Beating BuckinKaeding at Madden 2010
By Mr. Flopnuts

I hate you guys.

tooge
08-19-2009, 03:05 PM
The life and times of the late great Derrick Thomas
by Nick Athan

kysirsoze
08-19-2009, 03:08 PM
Robert Pattinson: Fated For Fame

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/944/robertpattinsonh.jpg

Sorry. I know real books aren't really the game, but I saw this in the bookstore and threw up in my mouth.

kysirsoze
08-19-2009, 03:09 PM
The life and times of the late great Derrick Thomas
by Nick "Assclown" Athan

I'll wait for the movie.

Amnorix
08-19-2009, 03:18 PM
Thsi thread is great. Can't believe I never noticed it until today. Here's a few.

How to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and other effective public communication methods By Bill Belichick

Dealing with Overwhelming Adversity By Tom Brady

Small Engine Maintenance and Repair By Amnorix

Humility By Amnorix

Making Wise Decisions By Plaxico Burress

Effective Argument Techniques By Tom Cash / Programmer / Whoever

Winning at the Pro Level By Rick Pitino

Effective International Relations By Dick Cheney

Beauty Doesn't Have to Stop at 50 By Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg

Hair Styling for the Modern Man By Rainman

Effective Governance By the United States Congress

Economics 101 By BucEyePea

My Teeth are Bigger than Yours By John Elway

Life After Death By Al Davis

Mr. Flopnuts
08-19-2009, 03:26 PM
How to Sleep with any Girl that you Desire

GoChiefs

Buck
08-19-2009, 03:28 PM
How to Sleep with any Girl

GoChiefs

FYP

Dayze
08-19-2009, 03:28 PM
“You’re a** , From A Hole In The Ground”, by Herman Edwards

Buck
08-19-2009, 03:30 PM
I'm a Contributing Member of ChiefsPlanet
By: billay

blazzin311
08-19-2009, 03:41 PM
Play To Win The Game
By: Herm Edwards

Gun Safety
By: Plaxico Burress

A Guide To Hunting
By: Dick Chenney

Guide to Proper Grammar & Pronunciation
By: George W. Bush

Amnorix
08-19-2009, 03:42 PM
I'd Rather Be a Hammer Than a Nail By Tom DeLay

(actually, I think that's a great name for a book if he were to write one, but I'd never buy it)

Mr. Flopnuts
08-19-2009, 04:04 PM
Responsible Driving Techniques

Dante Stallworth

Braincase
08-19-2009, 04:09 PM
A Complete Pictorial History of Tattoos on the LPGA Tour

munkey
08-19-2009, 04:27 PM
Playing under pressure - Greg Norman

munkey
08-19-2009, 04:31 PM
internet dating and what forums "really" work - Luv

JOhn
08-19-2009, 11:31 PM
SAFE SEX by Magic Johnson


All you need to know about Gun Safety by Dick Cheney

blazzin311
08-20-2009, 12:03 AM
Responsible Driving Techniques

Dante Stallworth

ROFL

Pioli Zombie
08-20-2009, 05:24 AM
I'm The Hot One
By Lisa Kudrow

My Guide to Race Relations
By Michael Richards

I Would Never Rape That One For Sure
By Ben Roethlisburger
Posted via Mobile Device

stumppy
08-20-2009, 06:34 AM
Effective Game Day Coaching by Herm Edwards

How to Succeed in Life by GoChiefs

The Dynamics of Underwater Hurricanes by BadGirl

How to Make Your Own Bag of Fun by Hamas Jenkins

Lzen
08-20-2009, 08:02 AM
Life as an African-American: We Don't Know **** About It But Like to Comment on Black Issues Anyway, by Chiefsplanet.com

White Guilt
by Reaper16




:D

Mr. Flopnuts
08-20-2009, 08:04 AM
How to Harvest Your Aids Tree


Hamas Jenkins

Buck
08-20-2009, 08:06 AM
The hits just keep on coming. Great stuff.

blaise
08-20-2009, 08:11 AM
The Poetry of Paula Abdul

Buck
09-17-2009, 04:39 PM
How to accurately pass a football
Jamarcus Russell

keg in kc
09-17-2009, 04:53 PM
How to Watch Championship Football
BuckinKaeding

(or any of the rest of us here under the age of 40)

Buck
09-17-2009, 04:54 PM
How to Watch Championship Football
BuckinKaeding

(or any of the rest of us here under the age of 40)

........sigh.........

Noss
09-17-2009, 05:00 PM
You Play to win the game
By Herm Edwards

Noss
09-17-2009, 05:01 PM
My Five title plan
by Carl Peterson

kaplin42
09-17-2009, 05:21 PM
Brain Food
By Jeffrey Dohmer

bevischief
09-17-2009, 05:45 PM
Clock management

Dick Curl

RedNeckRaider
09-17-2009, 05:51 PM
How to accurately pass a football
Jamarcus Russell

The secret to avoid winning the Superbowl for 50 years

BuckinKaeding :)

Buck
09-17-2009, 06:01 PM
The secret to avoid winning the Superbowl for 50 years

BuckinKaeding :)

This isn't a book title.

Had Bruce Gradkowski started against the Chargers, the Raiders would have won.

Gonzo
09-17-2009, 06:03 PM
A man's guide to choosing the right bar.

Buckinkaeding
Posted via Mobile Device

RedNeckRaider
09-17-2009, 06:08 PM
This isn't a book title.

Had Bruce Gradkowski started against the Chargers, the Raiders would have won.

No the Raiders would have found a way to shit the bed. They had the lead and all they needed was a stop. I pissed off some fellow fans by saying we deserved to lose. They were going on about the "call" and I said good teams win it is as simple as that.

keg in kc
09-17-2009, 06:14 PM
How to Make Nothing Out of Something
by Dan Snyder
with a special forward by Al Davis

RedNeckRaider
09-17-2009, 06:21 PM
Why I am suing God

Al Davis

FAX
09-17-2009, 06:45 PM
Dang. Long thread.

If it hasn't already been mentioned yet, I'd like to add "Little Miss Lisa's Popup Book Of Poop" to the list.

FAX

Sygerrik
09-17-2009, 07:05 PM
Chillin' in da 'hood - By Junior Siavii

'Hamas' Jenkins
09-17-2009, 07:11 PM
How to Harvest Your Aids Tree


Hamas Jenkins

ROFLROFLROFL

:clap::clap:

'Hamas' Jenkins
09-17-2009, 07:13 PM
Pop and Lock: Tackling, Covering the Deep Middle, and Crisco-Enhanced Anal Fisting

by Bernard Pollard

RippedmyFlesh
09-17-2009, 07:40 PM
The following people are prob my fav posters.

The subtle art of gentle persuasion ............Hamas with a forward by Milkman

Lines that worked.........Gochiefs

Championship dynasties in my home town.....Buck

Inner peace through humility.....Dane

Bring sunshine into your life......Mecca

JohninGpt
09-17-2009, 07:42 PM
"Fatherhood"
By Chas Bono

RippedmyFlesh
09-17-2009, 07:48 PM
"Fatherhood"
By Chas Bono
Forward by Ryan O'Neal

Pioli Zombie
09-17-2009, 08:24 PM
Improving Race Relations by Shitsprayer
Posted via Mobile Device

Bwana
09-17-2009, 08:35 PM
How to win friends, influence people and increase your positive rep



By Pioli Zombie

Pioli Zombie
09-17-2009, 08:39 PM
How to win friends, influence people and increase your positive rep

By Pioli Zombie
How to Not be a Pile of Shit
By Bwana
Posted via Mobile Device

Bwana
09-17-2009, 08:43 PM
How to Not be a Pile of Shit
By Bwana
Posted via Mobile Device

ROFL

You are such a bitter little ****er.

Bearcat
09-17-2009, 08:44 PM
How to Drive in Icy Conditions
by The Residents of Kansas City

How to Drive in a Downpour
by The Residents of Kansas City

How to Drive While it's Sprinkling
by The Residents of Kansas City

How to Drive When it Just Rained, but the Roads are Still a Little Wet
by The Residents of Kansas City

Bearcat
09-17-2009, 08:47 PM
Orange Bowl!
by frazod

English
by kcnut, forward by tommykat

How to Calmly and Rationally Prepare for Inclement Weather
by Katie Horner

Modesty in an Elevator
by Mario Chalmers

JOhn
09-17-2009, 09:00 PM
English
by kcnut, forward by tommykat


ROFL:clap:ROFL

chiefbowe82
09-17-2009, 09:05 PM
How to avoid chiefsplanet
-GoChiefs

Pioli Zombie
09-17-2009, 10:00 PM
ROFL

You are such a bitter little ****er.

I'm sorry, we need this to be in the form of a book title for it to be consistant with the contents of this thread. With that in mind I offer

Being Able to Take What I Dished Out First
By Bwana
Posted via Mobile Device

POND_OF_RED
09-17-2009, 10:18 PM
Parenthood
by Michael Jackson

Bwana
09-17-2009, 10:39 PM
How to play well with others and avoid being a complete dredge on society.

By Pioli Zombie

chiefbowe82
09-17-2009, 10:59 PM
choosing quality sports teams
-kstater

Wa-Z
09-17-2009, 11:10 PM
G spots
by: Sir Elton John

lostcause
09-18-2009, 12:51 AM
How I beat Oklahoma and won the Big 12 by Gary Pinkel

big nasty kcnut
09-18-2009, 12:58 AM
How to make love to a woman by john madden