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Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 01:38 AM
Reading through Buck's thread got me to thinking. Here's a good opportunity to bash the shit out of one another. I'll start.

How to get Abused on the Internet

Midnight Vulture

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 01:39 AM
Scoring with a Different Woman Every Night

Gochiefs

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 01:40 AM
Midwestern Nights: A Tale of Crystal Plungers

TinyE

Reaper16
07-19-2009, 01:42 AM
Ad Hooooooooooock: the Story of Skinbra

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 01:44 AM
Moral Child Rearing in Modern Times

Marty Shook

Reaper16
07-19-2009, 01:49 AM
?, by Donger

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 01:59 AM
Sprained Labia Minora

A Collection from the Orange Mane

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 02:02 AM
Internet Betting

Big Daddy

Rebuttal: Gochiefs

Reaper16
07-19-2009, 02:03 AM
My Past Life as an Mizzou Fan, by Ari Chi3fs

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 02:04 AM
My Past Life as an Mizzou Fan, by Ari Chi3fs

LMAO Awesome cth

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 02:09 AM
Shitbags

John Matrix

ChiefJustice
07-19-2009, 02:13 AM
2 Drunk Fat Girls...1 Truck:A Love Story

ENDelt

Reaper16
07-19-2009, 02:14 AM
2 Drunk Fat Girls...1 Truck:A Love Story

ENDelt
Hot damn.

Reaper16
07-19-2009, 02:18 AM
Those Jayhawk Birdies Are Sort of Cute To Be Honest, by Frazod

Reaper16
07-19-2009, 02:20 AM
Claiming A Moral High Road By Painting Yourself As Someone In The Middle Through False Equivocation, by Mr. Kotter

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 02:23 AM
How to Talk to a 50 at Halo

Hootie

RustShack
07-19-2009, 02:24 AM
Carbon-based- Gaz

Reaper16
07-19-2009, 02:26 AM
How To Succeed In Market Research Without Really Trying, by Rain Man

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 02:27 AM
The Check's in the Mail

Nick Athan

ChiefJustice
07-19-2009, 02:36 AM
Fine Dining in a Pirate Hat:A tale of excess and regret

By Jenson

Reaper16
07-19-2009, 02:37 AM
Fine Dining in a Pirate Hat:A tale of excess and regret

By Jenson
Seems like a work of fiction to me.

Frazod
07-19-2009, 02:38 AM
Those Jayhawk Birdies Are Sort of Cute To Be Honest, by Frazod

The Ultimate Guide to Being a Cardinals Fan, by Reaper16.

Reaper16
07-19-2009, 02:39 AM
The Ultimate Guide to Being a Cardinals Fan, by Reaper16.
LMAO

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 02:42 AM
The Beautiful Science of Automobile Operation

Slayer Diablo

ChiefJustice
07-19-2009, 02:44 AM
Seems like a work of fiction to me.

I guess you missed that gem....but,I bet Jenson recalls it fondly.

Reaper16
07-19-2009, 02:47 AM
I guess you missed that gem....but,I bet Jenson recalls it fondly.
The pic seemed familiar for some reason but it looked altered, too.

ChiefJustice
07-19-2009, 02:50 AM
The pic seemed familiar for some reason but it looked altered, too.


Lol....go to the Hall of Classics

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=87051


Epic thread

Reaper16
07-19-2009, 02:54 AM
Lol....go to the Hall of Classics

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=87051


Epic thread
Heh. Thanks for the link.

J Diddy
07-19-2009, 03:00 AM
I'm not a raiders fan

by denise

Jethopper
07-19-2009, 04:14 AM
It's not rape, it's suprise sex

An oral biography of Raised on Riots

Raised On Riots
07-19-2009, 04:22 AM
How teaching young boys to spank it to Masters of the Universe cartoons gives me Daily Affirmation.

By Jethopper.

Raised On Riots
07-19-2009, 04:24 AM
"The day I realized Tulsa was a shit hole and moved to Columbia Missouri".

By Skip Towne.

Raised On Riots
07-19-2009, 04:28 AM
Embracing Your Inner Feline.

By CoMo Chief.

Raised On Riots
07-19-2009, 04:30 AM
Douche and Run Posting 101.

By Mikey.

Jethopper
07-19-2009, 04:33 AM
Raised on Riots....your a total Melvin.

Raised On Riots
07-19-2009, 04:41 AM
My Super-Secret Mancrush on ROR.

By Jethopper.

Raised On Riots
07-19-2009, 04:42 AM
I just Can't Do It: The Single-Sentence Post.

By FAX.

Raised On Riots
07-19-2009, 04:43 AM
How To Get Drunk On Bosses Dime While Surfing Planet and Fetch-A Sake.

By Sauto.

Jethopper
07-19-2009, 04:45 AM
LOL at RoR trolling the boards till someone posted his name... omfg, what a Melvin.

Raised On Riots
07-19-2009, 04:47 AM
The Melvin I Love And Worship: ROR.

By Jethopper.

Jethopper
07-19-2009, 04:47 AM
Your name in real life has to be Melvin

Raised On Riots
07-19-2009, 04:48 AM
I Tenderly Wash His Balls: Me and Mark Sanchez.

By Doomy3.

Raised On Riots
07-19-2009, 04:49 AM
I Have An Aching Crush On A Man Named Melvin.

By Jethopper.

Jethopper
07-19-2009, 04:51 AM
Why My Daughter Melvin Is A 50 Year Old Virgin

By One Of Raised On Riots (aka. Melvin's) 2 dads.

Raised On Riots
07-19-2009, 04:54 AM
"I HAVE THE POWER( to suck a butt on a daily basis )!!!

By Jethopper.

Jethopper
07-19-2009, 04:55 AM
Jethopper, Please Validate Me!

By Melvin

Raised On Riots
07-19-2009, 04:58 AM
Who Is This Strange Boy Molester Following Me Around The Park?

Shorts stories from the children on Jethoper's block.

J Diddy
07-19-2009, 05:01 AM
Internet fighting: The art of raising your post count

by Jethopper and Melvin

Raised On Riots
07-19-2009, 05:02 AM
Internet fighting: The art of raising your post count

by Jethopper and Melvin

ROFL Okay, point taken. I'm done.ROFL

LaChapelle
07-19-2009, 05:09 AM
Why orange and blue are pimp /KnowMo2724

Guru
07-19-2009, 05:44 AM
The Damon Huard Affair

Hootie

Buck
07-19-2009, 05:54 AM
Stealing BK's Thunder

Mr. Flopnuts

This thread is bullshit i demand immediate thread locking

ChiefJustice
07-19-2009, 05:55 AM
Tequila Rose:The Bubble-Bath Experiment

Author: Gaz

Buck
07-19-2009, 06:00 AM
Gash Damnit this is the same fucking thread I already posted.

WTF Flopnuts?

ChiefJustice
07-19-2009, 06:09 AM
Gash Damnit this is the same ****ing thread I already posted.

WTF Flopnuts?


This is a bashing of planeteers' books that you would not read.

Pioli Zombie
07-19-2009, 07:38 AM
The Draft is My Thing
By Mecca

Surviving Divorce Gracefully
By Me
Posted via Mobile Device

Skip Towne
07-19-2009, 07:48 AM
Raised on Riots....your a total Melvin.

He's really more of a Dilbert.

boogblaster
07-19-2009, 08:43 AM
GO-BOY'S Cronicle of missed chances to spurt some semen ...
It's already public notice ...

ChiTown
07-19-2009, 08:45 AM
"My Life During the Rossevelt (Teddy) Years"

By Skip Towne

mikey23545
07-19-2009, 09:05 AM
"I Have A Dream (But If You're White You Could Never Understand It)" by Micjones

Gonzo
07-19-2009, 09:07 AM
Male Modeling Made Easy

by GoChiefs.
Posted via Mobile Device

Baby Lee
07-19-2009, 09:20 AM
The power of sparse fact specific prose, by penchief

ziggysocki
07-19-2009, 09:20 AM
The Art of Making a Legitimate Argument

by Shitsprayer

JOhn
07-19-2009, 10:04 AM
My Mancrush, the Larry Johnson story

By GoChiefs


Also

How to make Friends & Influence people

GoChiefs

JOhn
07-19-2009, 10:04 AM
2 Drunk Fat Girls...1 Truck:A Love Story

ENDelt

ROFL

JOhn
07-19-2009, 10:07 AM
Hug a Thug: Story's of redemption while incarcerated

By LVNHACK

JOhn
07-19-2009, 10:08 AM
1,000 conquests, life a male prostitute

GoChiefs

JOhn
07-19-2009, 10:09 AM
10,000 B.C.

Skip Towne

JOhn
07-19-2009, 10:12 AM
Dealing with neighbors

by Bwana

:D

JOhn
07-19-2009, 10:16 AM
Gun Safety

By Frazod


also

Easy guide to Refrigerator repair

By Frazod

Baconeater
07-19-2009, 10:18 AM
Keys to a long and successful marriage

by JOhn


Everything you hear in the news is incorrect

By Donger

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 11:17 AM
Stuck Behind the Washing Machine

Tommy Kat

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 11:17 AM
The Art of Gay Bar Hopping

BuckinKaeding

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 11:18 AM
Poll Dancing

Rainman

Gonzo
07-19-2009, 11:23 AM
Vanilla Finger Surprise

Hootie
Posted via Mobile Device

milkman
07-19-2009, 11:25 AM
Stuck Behind the Washing Machine

Tommy Kat

Home Appliances, The Enemy Within
By Tommy Kat and Frazod.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 11:28 AM
Indecisive Sexual Preference

Gochiefs

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 11:32 AM
Debauchery, Voyeurism, and Free Haircuts

Chitown

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 11:35 AM
Internet Chivalry

Iowanian

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 11:36 AM
Grape Gatorade: Sexual Intoxication

Moooo

Mr. Flopnuts
07-19-2009, 11:37 AM
Maintaining a Balanced Diet

Mr. Flopnuts

Gonzo
07-19-2009, 11:51 AM
Affirmative Action's Positive Effects.

DCS
Posted via Mobile Device

Rausch
07-19-2009, 11:52 AM
Stuck Behind the Washing Machine

Tommy Kat

I'd read that. Fuck, it'd be better than the MOON PEOPLE!1!

JASONSAUTO
07-19-2009, 11:53 AM
how to clean cum out of your ass and mouth.

by,
ROR

rockymtnchief
07-19-2009, 11:59 AM
'Obtaining, cleaning, and cooking of grizzly prostate'

Bwana

'Being a hotel gigolo ain't easy'

JOhn

Bwana
07-19-2009, 12:07 PM
The Denver Broncos....why they are the best.
By Frazod

DenverChief
07-19-2009, 12:12 PM
how to clean cum out of your ass and mouth.

by,
ROR

HEY! That was MY F***ING BOOK!

Gonzo
07-19-2009, 12:29 PM
My Penis and me...

UP
Posted via Mobile Device

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-19-2009, 01:02 PM
The quest for 8-8

various "true fans"

LaChapelle
07-19-2009, 01:44 PM
The garage, the front porch and pool cabana for the new century /Donger

JOhn
07-19-2009, 01:52 PM
'Being a hotel gigolo ain't easy'

JOhn

ROFL

Keys to a long and successful marriage

by JOhn


:eek:

You forgot, vol 1 & 2:D