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OnTheWarpath58
07-19-2009, 04:42 PM
It's about that time again....

Are you sticking with the same name, or have you come up with (or stole) something new?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Feel free to vote on your favorites from the list above, and tell us what you're naming your team this year.

Direckshun
07-19-2009, 04:43 PM
Turds of Wisdom

JuicesFlowing
07-19-2009, 04:45 PM
The Flying Monkeys, same as last year.

KCChiefsMan
07-19-2009, 04:50 PM
my usual has been Overpaid Underachievers

this year I'm going with Pioli Pasta

Dicky McElephant
07-19-2009, 04:50 PM
Smoke and Mirrors

OnTheWarpath58
07-19-2009, 04:55 PM
Shocked there hasn't been the obvious fanboy response of something like:

There's a DwayneBowe over my Cassel.

:shake:

OnTheWarpath58
07-19-2009, 04:56 PM
Smoke and Mirrors

I knew you would vote for "Bukkake Tsunami".

ROFL

Von Dumbass
07-19-2009, 05:02 PM
Air Orton!

Pioli Zombie
07-19-2009, 05:06 PM
The Dead Celebrities
Posted via Mobile Device

Brianfo
07-19-2009, 05:15 PM
HeHateMe

Dicky McElephant
07-19-2009, 05:19 PM
I knew you would vote for "Bukkake Tsunami".

ROFL

I may steal that and change my team name to "Bukkake Tsunami". :D

Pablo
07-19-2009, 05:19 PM
Bernard Pollard's Kneecrush Klub

big nasty kcnut
07-19-2009, 05:24 PM
Screaming vagina
Posted via Mobile Device

milkman
07-19-2009, 05:27 PM
Shocked there hasn't been the obvious fanboy response of something like:

There's a DwayneBowe over my Cassel.

:shake:

How about Cassel Mania?

KCUnited
07-19-2009, 05:29 PM
Kris Wilson Phillips Head.

Chocolate Hog
07-19-2009, 05:31 PM
Team Cunning Stunts

banyon
07-19-2009, 05:34 PM
Jared Allen's liver

Delano
07-19-2009, 05:46 PM
Is it too early for a spoof on McNair's name?

Reaper16
07-19-2009, 05:49 PM
Marquis Cooper's Boat

Bowser
07-19-2009, 05:50 PM
LJ's Twitter Blog

CoMoChief
07-19-2009, 05:55 PM
I saw one on here last year, "John Madden's Eyebrows" I thought that was kinda funny.

OnTheWarpath58
07-19-2009, 06:03 PM
Is it too early for a spoof on McNair's name?

Not at all. Lay it on us.

DaKCMan AP
07-19-2009, 06:06 PM
If it's a CP league there's a pretty good chance of it containing 'DaKCMan AP' and 'Awesome'.

For my offline league, I'm going to stick with 'Orange and Brew'.

Bowser
07-19-2009, 06:08 PM
If it's a CP league there's a pretty good chance of it containing 'DaKCMan AP' and 'Awesome'.

For my offline league, I'm going to stick with 'Orange and Brew'.

Sorry, I believe "DaKCMan AP Gives Awesome Rimjobs" is already taken.




:evil:

Delano
07-19-2009, 06:10 PM
Sahel Kazemi Killed My QB

BWillie
07-19-2009, 06:32 PM
Sahel Kazemi Killed My QB

ahahha. wrong but hahaha

Shag
07-19-2009, 06:33 PM
22 Guys Off the Street

OnTheWarpath58
07-19-2009, 06:34 PM
Kazemi Killed My QB

Shortened is better, IMO.

The Bad Guy
07-19-2009, 06:36 PM
Stylin' and Profilin'

Delano
07-19-2009, 06:41 PM
Shortened is better, IMO.

Perfect.

OnTheWarpath58
07-19-2009, 06:42 PM
Perfect.

I'm struggling to come up with anything else. You'd think the possibilities would be endless.

KCUnited
07-19-2009, 06:43 PM
Cromartie is the Father

Bowser
07-19-2009, 06:45 PM
Boerigter Drops

KCUnited
07-19-2009, 06:46 PM
Gasping For Air McNair

OnTheWarpath58
07-19-2009, 06:48 PM
Cromartie is the Father

My FF team was "Sons of Travis Henry" last year.

OnTheWarpath58
07-19-2009, 06:48 PM
Gasping For Air McNair

Wow.

BWillie
07-19-2009, 06:48 PM
A couple years ago mine was Jared Allen's sober designated driver

Bowser
07-19-2009, 07:03 PM
The Fapping Fappers

Delano
07-19-2009, 07:07 PM
Chris Berman Created My Team Name

Reaper16
07-19-2009, 07:09 PM
Marquis Cooper's Boat
I think this got overlooked as far as poor-taste team names go.

OnTheWarpath58
07-19-2009, 07:34 PM
Late entry:

Body by Mangino

http://i25.tinypic.com/2yx2is6.jpg

Bowser
07-19-2009, 07:36 PM
Late entry:

Body by Mangino

http://i25.tinypic.com/2yx2is6.jpgExcellent.

Where is that pic of the guy at teh GameDay show with the "Mangino Ate My Baby??" sign?

OnTheWarpath58
07-19-2009, 07:37 PM
Excellent.

Where is that pic of the guy at teh GameDay show with the "Mangino Ate My Baby??" sign?

Rep to whoever posts it.

Predarat
07-19-2009, 08:14 PM
The Hillman Haters

Pioli Zombie
07-19-2009, 09:08 PM
Bea Arthurs dead cunt
Posted via Mobile Device

Nzoner
07-19-2009, 09:16 PM
TD's-N-BEER

KCCHIEFS27
07-19-2009, 09:16 PM
Bill Belichick's Video Rentals
The Saints Dropped a Deuce
I Wish My Wife Sucked As Much As Your Team

OnTheWarpath58
07-19-2009, 09:18 PM
The Saints Dropped a Deuce

LMAO

BigRock
07-19-2009, 11:12 PM
Air Orton!

I heard Orton's fantasy team name is Forgetting Brandon Marshall.

OnTheWarpath58
07-20-2009, 08:16 AM
I heard Orton's fantasy team name is Forgetting Brandon Marshall.

Awesome.

OnTheWarpath58
07-20-2009, 08:24 AM
I'm leaning towards Orton Hears a Who?, especially if someone can Photoshop this pic into a cool logo.

Rep and casino cash to whoever takes a stab at it.

http://i28.tinypic.com/2dkihbb.jpg

Sure-Oz
07-20-2009, 08:40 AM
My espn leagues team name is pioli's pussies

and my other league is just sure-oz

OnTheWarpath58
07-20-2009, 08:43 AM
22 Guys Off the Street

Missed this earlier.

ROFL

DTLB58
07-20-2009, 11:32 AM
These are hilarious....Maybe I should think up a new one.

Mine has been the same since 1991. Maulers

Some of the guys in my league last year started changing em up. We have some skins fans so they started naming them after Clinton Portis' character's one is "Team Janky Spanky.

Then we had a Donkie fan so he came up "Travis Henry's Illegitimate Children".
ROFL

DTLB58
07-20-2009, 11:35 AM
22 Guys Off the Street

This would be perfect, we currently allow 21 total roster spots gotta increase that to 22. :D

Stewie
07-20-2009, 11:55 AM
I haven't been in a league for a while, but my nephew's team name is Muff Busters.

Old Dog
07-20-2009, 12:01 PM
Yellow Brick Roadkill

smittysbar
07-20-2009, 12:02 PM
Carl Spackler's Cannonballs

shitgoose
07-20-2009, 12:42 PM
Harem McNair

Gonzo
07-20-2009, 12:49 PM
The Swine Flew

burt
07-20-2009, 12:53 PM
HALEY'S COMETS

MoreLemonPledge
07-20-2009, 02:30 PM
Beef Moe.

OnTheWarpath58
07-21-2010, 03:45 PM
Bump for 2010.

I completely forgot about Chris Hanson's Cockblockers and Bukkake Tsunami.


Added for 2010:

The Schaubshank Redemption

Breesus, King of the Drews

Big Ben's Bathroom Brothel

What Would Jones-Drew?


And in the Mel Gibson Divsion:


Smile and Blow Me

Dysfunctional Cunts

Stewie
07-21-2010, 03:53 PM
Mel's Bone Garden

jwazzie
07-21-2010, 03:54 PM
White Lightning, Black Thunder

jwazzie
07-21-2010, 03:55 PM
Haynesworth and the Dirty Minions.

rambleonthruthefog
07-21-2010, 04:02 PM
Murder Inc.
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=171790833364&id=ee1eeb4b1d578fbd8ac66d880cbd8a92&index=ch1

BigCatDaddy
07-21-2010, 04:04 PM
The Midnight Vultures

CoMoChief
07-21-2010, 04:13 PM
I've used Bukkake Tsunami before. haha

listopencil
07-21-2010, 04:23 PM
Flying Donkey Offense.

listopencil
07-21-2010, 04:23 PM
No, really it's always the Atlantica Crackwhores.

Thig Lyfe
07-21-2010, 04:27 PM
Gaines Adams and the Kardiac Kids

KCUnited
07-21-2010, 04:27 PM
TD 4 My Okunghole.

OnTheWarpath58
07-21-2010, 04:31 PM
TD 4 My Okunghole.

Everybody Was Okung-Fu Fighting.

Delano
07-21-2010, 04:42 PM
The Codeine Club.
Posted via Mobile Device

OnTheWarpath58
07-21-2010, 04:52 PM
The Codeine Club.
Posted via Mobile Device

Codeine Makes Me Jolly

Purple Drank > Sunny D

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-21-2010, 05:43 PM
KansasCity Castle and the Crossbar of Doom

Chocolate Hog
07-21-2010, 06:09 PM
The Stranglebaiters

Reaper16
07-21-2010, 06:09 PM
Aerial Donkey Show

'Hamas' Jenkins
07-21-2010, 06:15 PM
Alabama Hot Pockets

Brock
07-21-2010, 06:55 PM
I Am A Motherfucker.

OnTheWarpath58
07-21-2010, 07:42 PM
I Am A Motherfucker.

LMAO

Reaper16
07-21-2010, 07:46 PM
Vincent Jackson's Only Connection to Football This Year

KCUnited
07-22-2010, 06:58 AM
Raped By A Pack of Kickers

Reerun_KC
07-22-2010, 07:05 AM
Going with "The Bouncing Betty's" again this year...

The Hotlanta Hookers is a good one....


Cant believe no one here is using The Draftabulators!

MahiMike
07-22-2010, 08:19 AM
Haley's Comets.

Took down our league with that one. Omen?

OnTheWarpath58
07-22-2010, 08:47 AM
Raped By A Pack of Kickers

LMAO

Holy shit. I might be stealing that.

KCUnited
07-22-2010, 08:53 AM
LMAO

Holy shit. I might be stealing that.
It's yours, I'm not FF this year.

cardken
07-22-2010, 11:31 AM
Same as last 3 years, play on my name and location, Ken-tucky Colonels.

OnTheWarpath58
07-22-2010, 02:53 PM
It's yours, I'm not FF this year.

Thanks.

I took it (for now) for the CP league Doomy's running.

Omaha
07-22-2010, 04:56 PM
WD Forte
Seth's Mom (If there's no 'Seth' in your league, feel free to substitute)
Huge B( o )( o )bs
DBowe's Imports

BigRock
07-22-2010, 05:17 PM
But You Will Bowe Me First

Detoxing
07-22-2010, 05:31 PM
Well....last year it was: Haley's Wrath.

But obviously i'll need something more creative if ima hang with the big boys

Detoxing
07-22-2010, 05:33 PM
Ya know, A lot of the nicknames used in the McCluster Nickname thread would probably be pretty good.

KCTitus
07-22-2010, 05:41 PM
Im sticking with the name Ive used for years now, Menace 2 Sobriety

Rausch
07-22-2010, 06:40 PM
Jefferson City Death Cocks.


JC/DC

Pioli Zombie
07-22-2010, 07:26 PM
I submitted "Chewing On a Tight Black Womans Cunt" but my commissioner rejected it.

KCBOSS1
07-22-2010, 07:41 PM
PastPrimers

DJJasonp
07-22-2010, 07:43 PM
Whispering Eye

CrazyPhuD
07-22-2010, 08:35 PM
If I draft him I may go with

Double DwayneBowe

crazycoffey
07-23-2010, 10:06 AM
Chiefs Jingoism was last years, I haven't seen anything to inspire me yet for a new one.....

Bowser
07-23-2010, 11:48 AM
I'll be lifting one or more of these names for my teams this year.

Fish
07-23-2010, 01:24 PM
I've been the Fighting Fugu for like 4 years... but you guys have almost talked me into changing that....

Steron
07-23-2010, 01:24 PM
Last year I was the Neverland Moonwalkers. Undecided this season.

Polk High Heels

Mel's Singing C**t

Mel's Jacuzzi BJ

Pioli Zombie
07-24-2010, 08:20 AM
Hail Mary from the 29.

rad
09-01-2010, 02:21 PM
This year, my team name is Haley's Vomit, along with this logo:

DaKCMan AP
09-01-2010, 02:24 PM
For my offline league, I'm going to stick with 'Orange and Brew'.

.

OnTheWarpath58
09-01-2010, 02:25 PM
In the spirit of Hard Knocks, I went with "Triple Fucking Asian Flu."

Dicky McElephant
09-01-2010, 02:30 PM
Since I have Andre Johnson and Calvin Johnson my team......should I change my team name from "Bukkake Tsunami" to "My Double Headed Johnson"?

OnTheWarpath58
09-01-2010, 02:31 PM
Since I have Andre Johnson and Calvin Johnson my team......should I change my team name from "Bukkake Tsunami" to "My Double Headed Johnson"?

You know I'm partial to "bukkake tsunami" since, well, you stole it from me.

:D

Molitoth
09-01-2010, 02:33 PM
Tard Face
http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/2070/tardface.jpg

Dicky McElephant
09-01-2010, 02:33 PM
You know I'm partial to "bukkake tsunami" since, well, you stole it from me.

:D

Yeah but my Commish keeps calling me Bukkake Stupid Name. The league hates it. lol

DJ's left nut
09-01-2010, 02:34 PM
Bring Da Ambalamps!

Dicky McElephant
09-01-2010, 02:35 PM
Since 8 of the 12 teams in my league are guys from Atlanta......I need a name that makes fun of them.

Bowser
09-01-2010, 02:36 PM
This year, my team name is Haley's Vomit, along with this logo:

LMAO

Totally stealing this.

Bowser
09-01-2010, 02:37 PM
Since 8 of the 12 teams in my league are guys from Atlanta......I need a name that makes fun of them.

Whatever it ends up being, you need to make sure and throw in a Simply Red stab for good measure.

CaliforniaChief
09-01-2010, 02:37 PM
Since 8 of the 12 teams in my league are guys from Atlanta......I need a name that makes fun of them.

Sloppy88Seconds

OnTheWarpath58
09-01-2010, 02:42 PM
Yeah but my Commish keeps calling me Bukkake Stupid Name. The league hates it. lol

You need new friends, that's fucking gold, Jerry.

OnTheWarpath58
09-01-2010, 02:43 PM
Bring Da Ambalamps!

LMAO

That reminds me, I need to order my I AM A MOTHERFUCKER shirt for the bash.

Dicky McElephant
09-01-2010, 02:45 PM
You need new friends, that's fucking gold, Jerry.

Yeah well I'm in a league that has sweet names like:

Ryanz Lyonz - He has Matt Ryan on his team.
Drewbies Doobies
The Stunnaz
Chuck D's Takeover
The Loose Cannons
SOCOM
Knuck if you Buck
A-Team
The SpanYards

My two best friends in the league are:

The Shockers
Sweatpants Boner

OnTheWarpath58
09-01-2010, 02:48 PM
Yeah well I'm in a league that has sweet names like:

Ryanz Lyonz - He has Matt Ryan on his team.
Drewbies Doobies
The Stunnaz
Chuck D's Takeover
The Loose Cannons
SOCOM
Knuck if you Buck
A-Team
The SpanYards

My two best friends in the league are:

The Shockers
Sweatpants Boner

Sweatpants Boner. LMAO

Other than him and you, there's NO imagination.

Dicky McElephant
09-01-2010, 02:50 PM
Sweatpants Boner. LMAO

Other than him and you, there's NO imagination.

Sweatpants Boner is Nebraska in our dynasty. Tennessee is The Shockers.

CaliforniaChief
09-01-2010, 02:50 PM
How about this?

Laying the Norwood with my White, Roddy.

DonTellMeShowMe
09-01-2010, 02:53 PM
I have three teams this season:

The Alexcuses (for Alex Smith)

That's My Quarterback Man (pic of T.O. crying about Romo)

IM A MAN, IM 40

SNR
09-01-2010, 02:53 PM
Fighting First-round 5-Techs

CaliforniaChief
09-01-2010, 02:54 PM
I have three teams this season:

The Alexcuses (for Alex Smith)

That's My Quarterback Man (pic of T.O. crying about Romo)

IM A MAN, IM 40

LMAO

DA_T_84
09-01-2010, 02:55 PM
Since I have Andre Johnson and Calvin Johnson my team......should I change my team name from "Bukkake Tsunami" to "My Double Headed Johnson"?

How about Johnson & Johnson's Baby Chowder

OnTheWarpath58
09-01-2010, 02:56 PM
Fighting First-round 5-Techs

LMAO

Reminds me of two I saw the other day.

Favre Finger Death Punch

Favre Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique

Huffman83
09-01-2010, 02:58 PM
So far I'm going w/ Bloodbath & Beyond w/ this logo.

http://www.badmouth.net/graphics/bruce_campbell.jpg

BIG_DADDY
09-01-2010, 03:16 PM
My teams name is the cherry poppers and I can't post the avatar here.

Nixhex
09-01-2010, 03:27 PM
McCluster Fucks

BWillie
09-01-2010, 03:34 PM
"Ben there, raped that"

Cave Johnson
09-01-2010, 04:01 PM
[Insert friend name] has Hepatitis. He gave me shit about my gf being imaginary.

I change it after pretty much every loss, though.

King_Chief_Fan
09-01-2010, 04:10 PM
McCluster ****s

ding ding!! winner

redngold85
09-01-2010, 04:10 PM
McCluster ****s

that's mine too!!!

DTLB58
09-01-2010, 09:35 PM
Was "22 Guys Off The Street" last year this year I traded for Jamaal Charles so I changed my name to "Haley's Comet".

KCBOSS1
09-01-2010, 09:42 PM
Shocked there hasn't been the obvious fanboy response of something like:

There's a DwayneBowe over my Cassel.

:shake:

ROFL

KCBOSS1
09-01-2010, 09:48 PM
Gasping For Air McNair

so bad