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OnTheWarpath58
07-19-2009, 06:49 PM
Watching "Cops" on TruTV, waiting for the ESPY's to start.

Police pull up to an old Ford Taurus parked on the side of the road. In the baseseat is a 350 pound woman, a 4 year old, and a hispanic male with his pants around his ankles.

He's married to someone else, fatty is his ex, no clue as to who the kid belongs to.

Now the dude is crying.

Seriously, this one has it all.

WTF is wrong with people?

Cheating on your wife with a heifer and a KID in the backseat with you?


DISCUS

Scorp
07-19-2009, 06:51 PM
Fat women need loving too!

Bowser
07-19-2009, 06:53 PM
It's not like the good old days when you could just leave your young child at home for a couple of hours. There are all kinds of freaks out there to worry about these days.

Douche Baggins
07-19-2009, 06:54 PM
It's not like the good old days when you could just leave your young child at home for a couple of hours. There are all kinds of freaks out there to worry about these days.

My cougar just puts the kids to bed before we do the nasty. Apparently they're deep sleepers.

JOhn
07-19-2009, 06:55 PM
Fat women need loving too!

I didn't realize EnDelt was Hispanic :doh!:

OnTheWarpath58
07-19-2009, 06:55 PM
My cougar just puts the kids to bed before we do the nasty. Apparently they're deep sleepers.

LMAO

RJ
07-19-2009, 06:56 PM
My cougar just puts the kids to bed before we do the nasty. Apparently they're deep sleepers.



Maybe they're just used to it.

Baby Lee
07-19-2009, 06:56 PM
Were there any sports drinks in the console?

Douche Baggins
07-19-2009, 06:57 PM
Maybe they're just used to it.

It could be that, too. I had to cover her mouth last time for the sake of the cubs. They need their rest.

RNR
07-19-2009, 07:03 PM
Maybe they're just used to it.

LMAO

Demonpenz
07-19-2009, 08:22 PM
It could be that, too. I had to cover her mouth last time for the sake of the cubs. They need their rest.

sure you weren't trying to keep the bees from coming out

stevieray
07-19-2009, 08:24 PM
It could be that, too. I had to cover her mouth last time for the sake of the cubs. They need their rest.


...laughing pretty hard, heh?

DaKCMan AP
07-19-2009, 08:28 PM
Watching "Cops" on TruTV, waiting for the ESPY's to start.

Police pull up to an old Ford Taurus parked on the side of the road. In the baseseat is a 350 pound woman, a 4 year old, and a hispanic male with his pants around his ankles.

He's married to someone else, fatty is his ex, no clue as to who the kid belongs to.

Now the dude is crying.

Seriously, this one has it all.

WTF is wrong with people?

Cheating on your wife with a heifer and a KID in the backseat with you?


DISCUS

I think I've seen that one! He starts crying to the cop and talking about how he loves his wife, right?

Douche Baggins
07-19-2009, 08:42 PM
...laughing pretty hard, heh?

They aren't her kids.

Skip Towne
07-19-2009, 08:56 PM
It could be that, too. I had to cover her mouth last time for the sake of the cubs. They need their rest.

Is your "cougar" the one with the pussy the size of the Grand Canyon?

Rain Man
07-19-2009, 09:00 PM
Was he wearing a sleeveless t-shirt?

LaChapelle
07-19-2009, 09:07 PM
It was really an underage midget.

OnTheWarpath58
07-19-2009, 09:11 PM
I think I've seen that one! He starts crying to the cop and talking about how he loves his wife, right?

Yep.

Fucking priceless.

bringbackmarty
07-19-2009, 10:11 PM
Is your "cougar" the one with the pussy the size of the Grand Canyon?

hehehehehe

rep

Shaid
07-19-2009, 10:18 PM
My cougar just puts the kids to bed before we do the nasty. Apparently they're deep sleepers.

So you're into animals now? Doesn't all the fur bother you?

Are you worthy of her attention?

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