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Chieftain58
07-21-2009, 10:51 AM
Winslow admits to swollen, um, manhood

Posted by Mike Florio on July 20, 2009 8:21 PM ET

We reported last year that former Browns tight end Kellen Winslow missed time during the season due to a case of testiculus coconutus.

Neither the Browns nor Winslow ever acknowledged that fact.

The report apparently triggered untrue rumors that Winslow was suffering from a sexually-transmitted disease, or a mishap from taking a male enhancement drug.

And this prompted Winslow's publicist to suggest that the Browns announce instead that Winslow contracted a staph infection from a car door.

The text messages flew back and forth, with the Browns eventually making it known that they wanted to keep a tight lid on evidence of yet another Cleveland player getting a staph infection.

Winslow subsequently vented his frustrations publicly, and the team responded by suspending him for a game. But the suspension was rescinded amid evidence of text messages confirming that the Browns tried to get Winslow not to disclose his health condition.

The ugly incident likely contributed to the firing of former G.M. Phil Savage and the departure of Winslow via offseason trade to Tampa. And now more of the truth is emerging.

Specifically, Winslow tells Seth Wickersham of ESPN The Magazine (via the Akron Beacon-Journal) that his "testicles were enlarged, to the point where it hurt to walk."

Wickersham also reports that Winslow's publicist floated the car-door theory, and that the publicist admitting the explanation would be "stretching the truth a bit."

Winslow also described the treatment to Wickersham. "They had to drain it," Winslow said. "They had a scalpel. They cut into it. I had to clean it every day with a Q-Tip, for two and a half weeks. It was the most painful thing I've ever been through."

Per Wickersham, Winslow also confronted teammates for not supporting the fact that he had a staph infection.

"I was real disappointed when no one came to my defense," Winslow told Wickersham. "They don't want to get suspended or have conduct detrimental to the team, but you've gotta be a man sometimes."

So, basically, Winslow is saying that their balls weren't big enough.

Katipan
07-21-2009, 10:52 AM
That's hot

Mr. Flopnuts
07-21-2009, 10:52 AM
LMAO Coconutus. That is teh word of the day.

DaFace
07-21-2009, 10:53 AM
This thread makes me feel bad inside.

Katipan
07-21-2009, 10:54 AM
This thread gives me all sorts of visuals.

Katipan
07-21-2009, 10:55 AM
Creepy posting

Frazod
07-21-2009, 10:56 AM
This thread gives me all sorts of visuals.

Do you suddenly feel like having an Almond Joy?

Fire Me Boy!
07-21-2009, 10:57 AM
Thank God he solja'd through.

Katipan
07-21-2009, 10:58 AM
Do you suddenly feel like having an Almond Joy?

Not if they're going to crush my chest cavity

Frazod
07-21-2009, 10:59 AM
Not if they're going to crush my chest cavity

Ewwww :D

Lumpy
07-21-2009, 11:01 AM
Thread... worthless... w/o...

Wait, nevermind.

Raised On Riots
07-21-2009, 11:02 AM
And this prompted Winslow's publicist to suggest that the Browns announce instead that Winslow contracted a staph infection from a car door.

:spock:

That is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard.

Fire Me Boy!
07-21-2009, 11:24 AM
:spock:

That is the dumbest ****ing thing I have ever heard.

Got yourself on ignore, huh?

:)

KC native
07-21-2009, 11:26 AM
Man, I feel sorry for him. I got an MRSA infection on my leg a little over a year ago and had to have it lanced and it fucking hurt. Getting one on your balls would be unbearable. I almost passed out when they were lancing my leg and having to pack it with gauze everyday sucked too.

Raised On Riots
07-21-2009, 11:27 AM
Got yourself on ignore, huh?

:)

Piss on you!:D

big nasty kcnut
07-21-2009, 12:08 PM
I got some big nuts what his problem.
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Crashride
07-21-2009, 12:18 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BryyUbEb08E/SN1hSbBFxTI/AAAAAAAAAXI/Kj7kOV6E0O8/s320/Almond_Joy.jpg

Gonzo
07-21-2009, 12:30 PM
I had to clean it every day with a Q-Tip, for two and a half weeks. It was the most painful thing I've ever been through."


I know what he's going through, when I go to the local car wash and use the scrub brush and turtle wax, it hurts like a mofo .

Skip Towne
07-21-2009, 12:38 PM
My dick swells up almost every day.

Katipan
07-21-2009, 12:51 PM
My dick swells up almost every day.

Even God has a day off.

Micjones
07-21-2009, 01:41 PM
LMAO Coconutus. That is teh word of the day.

I laughed my ass off when I read that earlier.

Raised On Riots
07-21-2009, 02:15 PM
I laughed my ass off when I read that earlier.

It sounds like a dance Don Ho would do.

MatriculatingHank
07-21-2009, 02:18 PM
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/5060/squirrelday2nutsderfderf7ce.png

Raised On Riots
07-21-2009, 02:27 PM
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/5060/squirrelday2nutsderfderf7ce.png

ROFL

LaChapelle
07-21-2009, 02:31 PM
He almost ODed on roids when he saw his nuts enlarge.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-21-2009, 02:43 PM
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/5060/squirrelday2nutsderfderf7ce.png

LMAO LMAO

seclark
07-21-2009, 02:48 PM
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/5060/squirrelday2nutsderfderf7ce.png

haven't seen him since Christmas.