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The Franchise
08-10-2009, 02:34 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,538721,00.html?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a16:g2:r1:c0.064940:b27048406:z0

'Stillborn' 1.1.-Pound Baby Wakes Up Just Before Funeral, Remains in Stable Condition

ASUNCION, Paraguay — A baby boy born 16 weeks prematurely was declared dead by doctors at a hospital in Paraguay only to wake up in time for his funeral wake hours later.

Dr. Ernesto Weber, head of pediatric care at the state-run hospital in the capital of Asuncion, said the baby weighed just 1,1 pounds when he was born.

"Initially, the baby didn't move, he practically didn't have any respiratory reflexes, nor did we hear a heartbeat and, as a result, we declared a premature fetus of 24 weeks dead," Weber told Reuters Television.

The family was given a death certificate and a cardboard box with the baby's name scribbled on the outside which served as a makeshift coffin.

But when the family took him from the hospital to prepare him for his funeral, the unbelievable happened.

"I opened the box and took the baby out and he cried. I got scared and I said "the baby's crying" ... and then he started moving his arms, his legs and I got scared, we got very scared," said one member of the family, Liliana Alvarenga.

Hours after the baby's death had been declared he was found to be alive. The hospital has begun an investigation and the baby is now in a stable condition in an incubator.

DaneMcCloud
08-10-2009, 02:37 PM
Chupacabra!

That's a devil's child.

Donger
08-10-2009, 02:38 PM
The baby doesn't happen to look a little German, does it?

Jilly
08-10-2009, 02:40 PM
wow

DaneMcCloud
08-10-2009, 02:40 PM
The baby doesn't happen to look a little German, does it?

Besides the moustache?

Crush
08-10-2009, 02:42 PM
Eugenics FTW

rockymtnchief
08-10-2009, 02:46 PM
Somebody kick that doctor in the sack.

BigMeatballDave
08-10-2009, 02:46 PM
holy crap!

tooge
08-10-2009, 02:52 PM
"he practically didn't have any respiratory reflexes"
Rea he he healy. Practically huh? So he was practically dead.

Buck
08-10-2009, 02:53 PM
Maybe he got bit by one of those Medusa Spiders from Lost.

Lzen
08-10-2009, 02:56 PM
State run health care at its best.

DaneMcCloud
08-10-2009, 02:56 PM
"he practically didn't have any respiratory reflexes"
Rea he he healy. Practically huh? So he was practically dead.

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.

Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.

blaise
08-10-2009, 02:57 PM
I think it's probably best to never need a Paraguayan doctor for anything.

blaise
08-10-2009, 02:58 PM
Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.

Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.

"I love a Me-LT."

- Kevin Bacon

Sofa King
08-10-2009, 02:58 PM
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p316/souleater223/baby.jpg


Zombies are a real threat to everyone.

Donger
08-10-2009, 02:59 PM
Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.

Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.

"Get back witch!"

Thig Lyfe
08-10-2009, 03:00 PM
State run health care at its best.

Who had post #11 in the pool?

CoMoChief
08-10-2009, 03:01 PM
The family was given a death certificate and a cardboard box with the baby's name scribbled on the outside which served as a makeshift coffin.



Don't know what to say about this.

Sofa King
08-10-2009, 03:04 PM
The family was given a death certificate and a cardboard box with the baby's name scribbled on the outside which served as a makeshift coffin.



Don't know what to say about this.



the death certificate was probably written on a McDonalds wrapper..

The Franchise
08-10-2009, 03:04 PM
The family was given a death certificate and a cardboard box with the baby's name scribbled on the outside which served as a makeshift coffin.



Don't know what to say about this.

I do.

ASUNCION, Paraguay

DaneMcCloud
08-10-2009, 03:05 PM
I do.

ASUNCION, Paraguay

Paraguayan racist

The Franchise
08-10-2009, 03:06 PM
Paraguayan racist

Take it back McCloud!!!!!

InChiefsHeaven
08-10-2009, 03:08 PM
I'm thinking if you are mom and dad, you just about kicked the shit out of Dr. Ernie after that...

DaneMcCloud
08-10-2009, 03:08 PM
Take it back McCloud!!!!!

LMAO

Lonewolf Ed
08-10-2009, 04:46 PM
"he practically didn't have any respiratory reflexes"
Rea he he healy. Practically huh? So he was practically dead.

He's quite dead, I assure you. No, I'm not! He says he's not dead. He will be soon.

Simply Red
08-10-2009, 04:51 PM
The Lord works in mysterious ways.