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Stewie
08-16-2009, 02:42 PM
BERLIN (Reuters) Jamaican Usain Bolt won the 100 meters final at the world athletics championships in a world record time of 9.58 seconds Sunday.

The dude is lanky and looks funny coming out of the blocks, but buries all opponents.

MoreLemonPledge
08-16-2009, 02:43 PM
BRING HIM IN FOR A LOOK HAHAA

Reaper16
08-16-2009, 02:43 PM
He is fucking amazing.

Stewie
08-16-2009, 02:44 PM
And it was a "slow" track!

Reaper16
08-16-2009, 02:45 PM
Tyson Gay ran a 9.71, not very far off Bolt's previous world-record pace of 9.69

MoreLemonPledge
08-16-2009, 02:47 PM
Tyson Gay ran a 9.71, not very far off Bolt's previous world-record pace of 9.69

Where Bolt slowed down, looked behind him, and pumped his chest before he even finished?

BigVE
08-16-2009, 02:48 PM
BRING HIM IN FOR A LOOK HAHAA

Heck, he wouldn't bother...to much of a paycut.

Reaper16
08-16-2009, 02:48 PM
Where Bolt slowed down, looked behind him, and pumped his chest before he even finished?
Yes. Hey, 9.71 is really fucking impressive. It would be kind of mind-blowing in a world without Usain Bolt.

Bolt, however, is redefining what we think is possible for the human body to achieve.

MoreLemonPledge
08-16-2009, 02:49 PM
9.71 is impressive as hell, I'll say that much.

ZootedGranny
08-16-2009, 02:52 PM
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StcChief
08-16-2009, 02:53 PM
forget the "Bob Hayes" approach to WR.

MoreLemonPledge
08-16-2009, 02:56 PM
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Haha, the fat photographers trying to catch up to Bolt, who's at a jog (for him).

jwazzie
08-16-2009, 02:58 PM
Amazing, even though it is only track and is the 139th popular sport between noodling and darts. Track is good for many for 8 days every four years.

Stewie
08-16-2009, 02:59 PM
It's hard to see in Zooted's video, but it takes Bolt about 10 meters to unwind his body and then it's over.

MoreLemonPledge
08-16-2009, 03:03 PM
It's hard to see in Zooted's video, but it takes Bolt about 10 meters to unwind his body and then it's over.

Yeah, his starts aren't great. He stands up too soon and doesn't push out of the blocks enough.

Not that it really matters, but he could shave off a few hundredths with a better start.

Stewie
08-16-2009, 03:06 PM
Amazing, even though it is only track and is the 139th popular sport between noodling and darts. Track is good for many for 8 days every four years.

Glad to hear you've set big goals. I was waiting to see what you've done on this level. It's really intriguing to me. Donuts? Sitting on a couch for hours? Five kids? A wife that doesn't hate you? A 50 on Halo? Come on! Tell us!

L.A. Chieffan
08-16-2009, 03:19 PM
not much has changed in the field of running in say, the past 10,000 years. this guy is just making it look too easy

Buehler445
08-16-2009, 03:25 PM
Tyson Gay ran a 9.71, not very far off Bolt's previous world-record pace of 9.69

It's too bad he was hurt in the Olympics. He wasn't beating Bolt, but he could have helped the US out a lot.

Bolt is a phenomenal talent. I can't imagine how brutally amazing he will be if he ever gets some form coming out of the blocks. He's just amazing.

I genuinely hope he is taking blood samples monthly and freezing them so he can be tested when they figure out how to test for the new steroids. That is if he is indeed not on the sauce.

It would be a shame to have someone this special invalidate it by going on the sauce.

RedNeckRaider
08-16-2009, 03:28 PM
not much has changed in the field of running in say, the past 10,000 years. this guy is just making it look too easy

This is the most dominant performance I have ever seen. He is so fast its scary

Fritz88
08-16-2009, 03:38 PM
he's not a human plus Thigga would take him down easily.

googlegoogle
08-16-2009, 03:47 PM
Black people are fast.

Thig Lyfe
08-16-2009, 03:49 PM
BRING HIM IN FOR A LOOK HAHAA

I CAN SEE IT NOW

THE THIGBOLT CONNECTION

Reaper16
08-16-2009, 03:50 PM
USAIN IN THE THIGBRANE

Ari Chi3fs
08-16-2009, 03:50 PM
100m = 109.5 Yards.

OR... from the BACK of the endzone... to the goalline of the OTHER endzone... in 9.58 seconds.

KingPriest2
08-16-2009, 03:59 PM
This is the most dominant performance I have ever seen. He is so fast its scary

Michael Johnson 96 Atlanta

kstater
08-16-2009, 04:13 PM
It's too bad he was hurt in the Olympics. He wasn't beating Bolt, but he could have helped the US out a lot.

Bolt is a phenomenal talent. I can't imagine how brutally amazing he will be if he ever gets some form coming out of the blocks. He's just amazing.

I genuinely hope he is taking blood samples monthly and freezing them so he can be tested when they figure out how to test for the new steroids. That is if he is indeed not on the sauce.

It would be a shame to have someone this special invalidate it by going on the sauce.

People smashing sporting records nowadays are rarely juiced.

CoMoChief
08-16-2009, 04:22 PM
Damn, he just destroyed everyone.

Chiefshrink
08-16-2009, 04:46 PM
Think about it, an 8.5 sec 100yd dash! Just F'n insane!!!!

Count Zarth
08-16-2009, 04:47 PM
John Capel is also available.

Chiefshrink
08-16-2009, 04:51 PM
Bolt's problem is he doesn't have quick acceleration the first 10 to 20. It is when he hits the 60yd mark that he gets going and by then he would have run out even Elway,Marino,Jeff George and Cutler's arms for that matter. So you better hope this guy can take hit and hopefully catch the ball on the run over the middle.

No way in hell though.

Ultra Peanut
08-16-2009, 06:01 PM
Usain Bolt has accident as Ramzi is executed by same death squad

April 29, 2009 - Rashid Ramzi, first gold medalist for Bahrain, winner of one of the most important events at the Olympics, 1,500 meters, is the first to be executed the same way as Bolt will be stripped of his world records. Illuminati TV reports this on prime news using the Usain Bolt's 100m race at the Olympics to "illustrate" it.

Hours later they report in small headlines that Usain Bolt had a car "accident".
In other words: Illuminati repeat script for opening day of Athens Olympics 2004, when the victims were Greek heroes Kenteris and Thanou (1). But this time the physical attack apparently failed. What does not really matter, since the results that really count will soon be announced by the illuminati. (2)

Notes
(1) Search for Kenteris in page, and follow the link to 2004 discussion
http://doping-conspiracy.blogspot.com/2007/07/doping-conspiracy-july-18-2007-tour-de.html

(2) Reminder from "Lance Armstrong not Usain Bolt will be the first to be summarily executed"
http://doping-conspiracy.blogspot.com/2009/04/lance-armstrong-not-usain-bolt-will-be.html
...
The trap [misleading Armstrong to compete again] would no more be required if the current and ultimate terror level, legalizing the trick used to accuse the athlete and to discredit any performances at any time after the moment it took place, had already been reached at the time Lance Armstrong won the Tour the last time.
The trick is to "keep blood samples", using the "doping industry is more advanced than the test industry" justification to cover-up why this is done.
Note that now this technique is used to post-execute athletes that could not be executed at the best possible moment, because at that particular competition the conspirators did not control the tests. Ultimate example: the 100 and 200 world records by Usain Bolt, at the Beijing Olympics.

Tiger's Fan
08-16-2009, 06:13 PM
9.71 is impressive as hell, I'll say that much.

That 9.71 is 3rd fastest all time.

Bolt is just other worldly.

Stanley Nickels
08-16-2009, 06:35 PM
Just did some calculations
109.5 over 9.58 = 40 over "x"
to find his 40 time.

It's FUCKING 3.4995
Jesus.

Buehler445
08-16-2009, 07:28 PM
Just did some calculations
109.5 over 9.58 = 40 over "x"
to find his 40 time.

It's FUCKING 3.4995
Jesus.

He can't run a 3.5 40. He doesn't start fast, and your calc spreads the accelleration over 100 M instead of 40. I think in the Olympics, they timed his 1st 40. You could run a calc of that.

Wa-Z
08-16-2009, 07:48 PM
White men can't....run?

KingPriest2
08-16-2009, 09:31 PM
He can't run a 3.5 40. He doesn't start fast, and your calc spreads the accelleration over 100 M instead of 40. I think in the Olympics, they timed his 1st 40. You could run a calc of that.

dude where you not watching the race? He started great even Hammond and Bolden said the same thing

Buehler445
08-16-2009, 09:33 PM
dude where you not watching the race? He started great even Hammond and Bolden said the same thing

No one on the planet runs the first 20 meters as fast as the second. Nobody.

KingPriest2
08-16-2009, 10:08 PM
No one on the planet runs the first 20 meters as fast as the second. Nobody.

What?

listopencil
08-17-2009, 12:16 AM
What?

He's trying to tell you that the guy is constantly accelerating, or close to it. He's actually getting faster and faster as the race goes on. Did you notice that he steadily pulls away from everyone else as the race goes on? It's not because they are slowing down-he is getting faster and faster. So his 40 time may not be very impressive because he takes a while to get up to speed.

MoreLemonPledge
08-17-2009, 01:59 AM
Usain Bolt has accident as Ramzi is executed by same death squad

April 29, 2009 - Rashid Ramzi, first gold medalist for Bahrain, winner of one of the most important events at the Olympics, 1,500 meters, is the first to be executed the same way as Bolt will be stripped of his world records. Illuminati TV reports this on prime news using the Usain Bolt's 100m race at the Olympics to "illustrate" it.

Hours later they report in small headlines that Usain Bolt had a car "accident".
In other words: Illuminati repeat script for opening day of Athens Olympics 2004, when the victims were Greek heroes Kenteris and Thanou (1). But this time the physical attack apparently failed. What does not really matter, since the results that really count will soon be announced by the illuminati. (2)

Notes
(1) Search for Kenteris in page, and follow the link to 2004 discussion
http://doping-conspiracy.blogspot.com/2007/07/doping-conspiracy-july-18-2007-tour-de.html

(2) Reminder from "Lance Armstrong not Usain Bolt will be the first to be summarily executed"
http://doping-conspiracy.blogspot.com/2009/04/lance-armstrong-not-usain-bolt-will-be.html
...
The trap [misleading Armstrong to compete again] would no more be required if the current and ultimate terror level, legalizing the trick used to accuse the athlete and to discredit any performances at any time after the moment it took place, had already been reached at the time Lance Armstrong won the Tour the last time.
The trick is to "keep blood samples", using the "doping industry is more advanced than the test industry" justification to cover-up why this is done.
Note that now this technique is used to post-execute athletes that could not be executed at the best possible moment, because at that particular competition the conspirators did not control the tests. Ultimate example: the 100 and 200 world records by Usain Bolt, at the Beijing Olympics.

http://www.epicfunnypictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/lolwut.jpg

Dottefan
08-17-2009, 08:21 AM
BRING HIM IN

jwazzie
08-17-2009, 08:26 AM
Glad to hear you've set big goals. I was waiting to see what you've done on this level. It's really intriguing to me. Donuts? Sitting on a couch for hours? Five kids? A wife that doesn't hate you? A 50 on Halo? Come on! Tell us!

I ran 9.47 into a pool full of pudding. I nearly died, but I got it done.

Buehler445
08-17-2009, 08:58 AM
He's trying to tell you that the guy is constantly accelerating, or close to it. He's actually getting faster and faster as the race goes on. Did you notice that he steadily pulls away from everyone else as the race goes on? It's not because they are slowing down-he is getting faster and faster. So his 40 time may not be very impressive because he takes a while to get up to speed.

Pretty much. It is not accurate to spread his accelleration over 100M when he will only have 40 to do it.
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KingPriest2
08-17-2009, 10:07 AM
He's trying to tell you that the guy is constantly accelerating, or close to it. He's actually getting faster and faster as the race goes on. Did you notice that he steadily pulls away from everyone else as the race goes on? It's not because they are slowing down-he is getting faster and faster. So his 40 time may not be very impressive because he takes a while to get up to speed.

I was talking about his start. He states that he doesn't start well but he started great in that race and Hammond and Bolden said the same thing.

Dayze
08-17-2009, 11:06 AM
wouldn't this be similiar to the way ET is calculated in Drag races?

or, maybe better....he doesn't have a ton of torque, but has a bunch of horsepower (top-end speed)

Fat Elvis
08-17-2009, 01:47 PM
No one on the planet runs the first 20 meters as fast as the second. Nobody.

You've obviously never seen four year old girls at soccer practice, have you?

Rain Man
08-17-2009, 03:35 PM
not much has changed in the field of running in say, the past 10,000 years. this guy is just making it look too easy


Drop a sabertooth tiger into the arena, and I bet you'd see faster times.

Buehler445
08-17-2009, 03:39 PM
You've obviously never seen four year old girls at soccer practice, have you?

They're on a planet all their own.
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Ultra Peanut
08-17-2009, 04:12 PM
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ThaVirus
08-17-2009, 04:30 PM
not much has changed in the field of running in say, the past 10,000 years. this guy is just making it look too easy

That's not really true at all. The world record for the 100m has been steadily decreasing for as long as it's been recorded. I don't think anyone can disagree that he makes it look easy though. Most times the record will be broken by just just a hundredth or two of a second, but he smashed his own by more than a whole tenth

CupidStunt
08-20-2009, 12:39 PM
Sick, ridiculous run by Bolt.

Best track athlete the world has ever seen.

Easily.

cj2wr
08-20-2009, 12:49 PM
Sooooooo fast. Breaks another world record with ease.

KC native
08-20-2009, 12:51 PM
When's the 200 final? He might break his WR in that too.

KingPriest2
08-20-2009, 12:59 PM
When's the 200 final? He might break his WR in that too.

Go on the front page I have a thread on it. They just ran it

kysirsoze
08-20-2009, 01:04 PM
He keeps letting up at the end. I think he just wants to break his own record as many times as possible before setting the final unbreakable one.

Ultra Peanut
08-20-2009, 01:13 PM
He keeps letting up at the end. I think he just wants to break his own record as many times as possible before setting the final unbreakable one.I heartily endorse that endeavor.

Rudy lost the toss
08-20-2009, 01:23 PM
Hard to believe is personal best in the 400 is a 45.28. He should start training for that

WoodDraw
08-20-2009, 03:03 PM
Just did some calculations
109.5 over 9.58 = 40 over "x"
to find his 40 time.

It's ****ING 3.4995
Jesus.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ua8ycqfc4ok/Sok0X9U62uI/AAAAAAAABq8/HJwymrWaDn4/s1600-h/Table.gif

There are his actual splits for the 100m.

Buehler445
08-20-2009, 03:11 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ua8ycqfc4ok/Sok0X9U62uI/AAAAAAAABq8/HJwymrWaDn4/s1600-h/Table.gif

There are his actual splits for the 100m.

4.64? Am I reading it right? I was the one arguing that his 40 wouldn't be that incredible, but it has to be faster than 4.64.
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Ecto-I
08-20-2009, 03:17 PM
4.64? Am I reading it right? I was the one arguing that his 40 wouldn't be that incredible, but it has to be faster than 4.64.
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That's for 40 Meters, not 40 yards, so his "40 time" is actually faster.

Buehler445
08-20-2009, 03:20 PM
That's for 40 Meters, not 40 yards, so his "40 time" is actually faster.

Gotcha. Thanks. Not sure what my deal is today. I think I took a dumbass pill instead of an antihistamine this morning.
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WoodDraw
08-20-2009, 03:29 PM
Gotcha. Thanks. Not sure what my deal is today. I think I took a dumbass pill instead of an antihistamine this morning.
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:D

You can still look at the splits though to see his speed progression. The point remains, there's no way he ran a 3.49 "40 time" to start. He ran his first 30m in 3.79 and a "40" is about 36.57 meters.

His 60-80m split is sick though. Poor Gay Tyson...

ThaVirus
08-20-2009, 03:42 PM
He's ridiculous. I wonder what times Chiefs Planet members would run in the 100m...

-King-
05-30-2010, 11:45 PM
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This guy is just fucking dominating. ...and there is no way he ran a 9.07 the first 100m. That would be fucking crazy.

Silock
05-30-2010, 11:58 PM
Nuts

tk13
05-30-2010, 11:58 PM
That can't be right. 9.07? Or maybe it is. Really can't be too surprised by anything the guy does.

Phobia
05-31-2010, 12:10 AM
This guy is just ****ing dominating. ...and there is no way he ran a 9.07 the first 100m. That would be ****ing crazy.

There is no way. The splits were screwed up by the stagger. They have him at 19 secs at the 200 split which suggests he ran the last hundred in 12 secs. His fastest split is obviously going to be the final 100 meters because there's no turn and no start. So, guessing true splits would put his last 100 around 10 flat, middle 100 10.5 due to the turn and the start 10.5 due to the start.

300 used to be my favorite sprint but never had the opportunity to run it in competition. We ran hundreds of them training for the 200 though.

DBOSHO
05-31-2010, 12:34 AM
Usain is quite possibly the most dominant athlete in sports.

Stewie
05-31-2010, 07:22 AM
I guess I'm ignorant, or don't follow track close enough, but I didn't know 300 meters was a distance they ran in competition.