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Simply Red
08-18-2009, 09:17 PM
You ever paid for phone-sex?

Bacon Cheeseburger
08-18-2009, 09:18 PM
:spock:

Skip Towne
08-18-2009, 09:18 PM
Of course not. Have you?

SPchief
08-18-2009, 09:19 PM
Seriously?

Simply Red
08-18-2009, 09:20 PM
Of course not. Have you?

no.

DA_T_84
08-18-2009, 09:20 PM
Have you ever had sex to pay for a phone?

Me neither.

But I know a guy, and him and her GOT IT ON! Whoo-wee!

No, no they didn't. But you can imagine what it'd be like.

Simply Red
08-18-2009, 09:20 PM
Of course not. Have you?

no.

Simply Red
08-18-2009, 09:26 PM
seriously bored, all. Carry on... lol,

Ari Chi3fs
08-18-2009, 09:27 PM
Another Gay thread by GoSimply.

JD10367
08-18-2009, 09:40 PM
I only paid for phone sex once, when I got too horny from staring at the hot chick in the apartment across from my building.

Rain Man
08-18-2009, 09:59 PM
Back in the 80s when I first got out of college, there was a triple witching hour of decreased long-distance costs, increased use of 800 numbers, and the rise of phone sex lines. They were kind of a phenomenon for a couple of years. So one night a girlfriend and I saw an ad somewhere and decided to call and check it out.

It was the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. It wasn't live, but rather pre-recorded. I don't remember if we knew that beforehand, but I suspect we did because I don't think we would've had the nerve at that age to call a live line. Anyway, it was some woman with a horrific twangy southern accent reading a book with absolutely no thought whatsoever, just reading line after line like it was a cookbook or something. "Hay put his [censored] in hair [censored] an' yailed 'holy mamma this fells gud' and shay moaned 'yay-us, do mah [censored], bay-bee. Do it rail hard'."

It was not stimulating in any way, shape, or form. In fact, it was really kind of gross and embarrassing, and we hung up within about two minutes, amidst grimaces and looks of disgust.

Lumpy
08-18-2009, 10:02 PM
I only paid for phone sex once, when I got too horny from staring at the hot chick in the apartment across from my building.

So... what ur saying is that ur the 1 vote for "Yeah, I have *shudder*"? :D

chefsos
08-18-2009, 10:14 PM
No. I saved my cash for the phone-divorce.

KcMizzou
08-18-2009, 10:24 PM
No. I saved my cash for the phone-divorce.That sounds much more costly.

luv
08-18-2009, 10:25 PM
Wouldn't you rather pay for the real thing?

Besides, aren't guy more visually stimulated? Put in a porno.

chefsos
08-18-2009, 10:27 PM
That sounds much more costly.

Surprisingly not, if you skip the preliminaries and go directly to it...

Bwana
08-18-2009, 10:32 PM
Not

salame
08-18-2009, 10:34 PM
it's much cheaper and more fulfilling to pay for real sex............................I mean............

Norman Einstein
08-18-2009, 10:37 PM
Haven't even considered it.

88TG88
08-18-2009, 10:46 PM
I called once on a pay phone. So I guess technically I did.

CoMoChief
08-18-2009, 10:48 PM
me and my friend did back when i was like 13 just to fuck around and see what it was like, and I heard about it from my parents later that month when they received the $45 dollar phone call on their bill. I was young and retarded and with some friends at the time. My parents were NOT happy to say the least.

88TG88
08-18-2009, 11:14 PM
me and my friend did back when i was like 13 just to fuck around and see what it was like, and I heard about it from my parents later that month when they received the $45 dollar phone call on their bill. I was young and retarded and with some friends at the time. My parents were NOT happy to say the least.

LOL, me and my friends found one of the numbers in the back of a newspaper. After school we all went to the corner to use the pay phone. We were all huddled up trying to hear the sexy lady's pre recorded voice.

Phobia
08-18-2009, 11:14 PM
me and my friend did back when i was like 13 just to **** around and see what it was like, and I heard about it from my parents later that month when they received the $45 dollar phone call on their bill. I was young and retarded and with some friends at the time. My parents were NOT happy to say the least.

Is your 6 month grounding up yet?

Fruit Ninja
08-19-2009, 12:12 AM
Nope, but i have had it. NO problems admitting that. Paying for it is a bit much. wouldnt pay for any kind of sex. Well, thats a lie, maybe if the chick was totally smoking, but i havent yet. haha

Frazod
08-19-2009, 12:26 AM
I had a roommate who let a skank shack up with him (and me :grr: ). She was positively vile, but the roommate was an ugly-assed geek who couldn't do any better. Any way, the bitch couldn't find a real job, so she started doing phone sex. The thought of it was nearly enough to make me puke - some poor loser whackin it thinking he's talking to the shit-hot model in the magazine ad when he's actually talking to a trailer park scumbag with half her teeth rotted out. :Lin:

Word of warning - the shit-hot model in the magazine HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN GET YOU OFF ON THE PHONE.

Valiant
08-19-2009, 03:32 AM
seriously bored, all. Carry on... lol,

Sorry, I don't see how if you were bored this would pop up in your head to ask anyone.. Even if you are telling the truth, we all are going to think you have now..

LaChapelle
08-19-2009, 04:06 AM
That's why they call them a phone jack? I did not know that.

sparkky
08-19-2009, 08:28 AM
nope, thought about it once.
decided against going thru with it in fear the old toothless seahag would hang up on me.
then I remembered why I divorced her.

ROFL

rockymtnchief
08-19-2009, 08:39 AM
Nope. I work on phones all day. Last thing I want to do is talk on the phone at home.

Stinger
08-19-2009, 08:43 AM
...

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Saggysack
08-19-2009, 08:46 AM
uh, eww

gblowfish
08-19-2009, 09:35 AM
What are you wearing?

Gonzo
08-19-2009, 09:40 AM
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wild1
08-19-2009, 09:45 AM
sad

Demonpenz
08-19-2009, 09:52 AM
I used to pay for insider wwf information. (was a big mr perfect fan)

Fritz88
08-19-2009, 09:57 AM
no.

lies

joesomebody
08-19-2009, 10:23 AM
No, and I don't really see the point. I guess it would be more for lonely people that just wanted to talk? It wouldn't really turn me on I don't think to talk dirty to some stranger on the phone. I feel the same way about chat lines... meh better things to do.

Simply Red
08-19-2009, 11:17 AM
What are you wearing?

ROFL

Simply Red
08-19-2009, 11:17 AM
lies

HUH?

Simply Red
08-19-2009, 11:18 AM
sad

So's your face

Mr. Krab
08-19-2009, 11:25 AM
Once, by mistake. I called to see what it was but they switch you to the "pay line" without really telling you. I hung up after like 30 seconds but they have a 1 minute minimum charge so it showed up for like 5 bucks on the phone bill. :/

RJ
08-19-2009, 11:43 AM
Paid for it?

No, never paid for it.

RJ
08-19-2009, 11:45 AM
Nope. I work on phones all day. Last thing I want to do is talk on the phone at home.

ROFL

Demonpenz
08-19-2009, 11:59 AM
i didn't have that kind of money so I would have to get creative and use my speak and spell unfortunately it would filter out bad words but it would say "I will blow you're candle out" but you had to cover up the spaker on the "candle Out part" I was also suprised it blocked the word cock when there was a rooster in the barn yard collection of texes instrument toys/

RJ
08-19-2009, 12:29 PM
I'm thinking maybe me and the wife will take our cell phones to bed tonight. I'll give her a call and ask her to talk dirty to me.

Fritz88
08-19-2009, 01:23 PM
HUH?

SR admit it, you did pay for phone shex.

Demonpenz
08-19-2009, 01:26 PM
my girlfriend used to call her pussy the mailbox. like I have to go check the mailbox was code. I was made to find the mailbox full when the mailman came home early

Fritz88
08-19-2009, 01:43 PM
my girlfriend used to call her pussy the mailbox. like I have to go check the mailbox was code. I was made to find the mailbox full when the mailman came home early

He gives a good rim job. See

http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/tools/med/2009/08/ipt/1250650739.jpg

Iowanian
08-19-2009, 01:47 PM
No, but then again, I'm not a Dbag.


If I want to hear a woman talk dirty on the phone, I'll call Brideowanian and tell her I broke her grandmother's vase or spilled pop on the carpet.

CosmicPal
08-19-2009, 01:48 PM
I call all the time for phone sex. But I charge it all on my Broncos-loving friends and their credit cards.

38yrsfan
08-19-2009, 03:43 PM
No, and I don't see how it would work until they make the holes in the phone bigger