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MikeMaslowski
08-19-2009, 04:08 PM
I hope this message finds everyone in good spirits.

Well, I left my wife today. It was a long time coming. We both have been extremely unhappy for years. I just had to take the chance and moved in with my buddy.

I don't usually consider myself an attention whore.. but today it seems like it may make me feel better.

Post something funny!

Thanks,

Have another beer on me.

Demonpenz
08-19-2009, 04:10 PM
for better or worse!

Halfcan
08-19-2009, 04:11 PM
I hope this message finds everyone in good spirits.

Well, I left my wife today. It was a long time coming. We both have been extremely unhappy for years. I just had to take the chance and moved in with my buddy.

I don't usually consider myself an attention whore.. but today it seems like it may make me feel better.

Post something funny!

Thanks,

Have another beer on me.

Best of luck bud!! I hope things work out good for you!!

CrazyPhuD
08-19-2009, 04:12 PM
The Denver Offseason

(hey you said post something funny!)

Best wishes on the new future.

MikeMaslowski
08-19-2009, 04:13 PM
for better or worse!

My marriage was like farves retirement.. fake as shit.

MikeMaslowski
08-19-2009, 04:14 PM
The Denver Offseason

(hey you said post something funny!)

Best wishes on the new future.


Thanks, thats the craziest shit tho... like..uh, what do I do now?

CrazyPhuD
08-19-2009, 04:14 PM
My marriage was like farves retirement.. fake as shit.

Well hope it's not like farve then. Back from the dead....3X(and counting)

MTG#10
08-19-2009, 04:14 PM
Good luck man. Any kids involved?

DaFace
08-19-2009, 04:15 PM
Jeez. I need to name this place "Separation Planet" it seems. Been a lot of these lately.

Anyway, good luck dude. Hope things work out for the best.

Scorp
08-19-2009, 04:15 PM
Haha now she is gonna have to give blowjobs again! That is great.

Delano
08-19-2009, 04:15 PM
Got any vids/pics of your wife naked you'd like to release?

CrazyPhuD
08-19-2009, 04:15 PM
Thanks, thats the craziest shit tho... like..uh, what do I do now?

I think the term isn't what but who! :D

MikeMaslowski
08-19-2009, 04:16 PM
Good luck man. Any kids involved?

Yeah..but the only thing that makes it a tiny bit easier is that they are step kids.

MikeMaslowski
08-19-2009, 04:17 PM
Got any vids/pics of your wife naked you'd like to release?

keep an eye on youporn.com!

MTG#10
08-19-2009, 04:18 PM
Yeah..but the only thing that makes it a tiny bit easier is that they are step kids.

That makes a world of difference.

MikeMaslowski
08-19-2009, 04:18 PM
I think the term isn't what but who! :D

In November '10 I will be tearing up the KC scene! You all better snatch up your chicks ASAP:evil:

L.A. Chieffan
08-19-2009, 04:18 PM
Jeez. I need to name this place "Separation Planet" it seems. Been a lot of these lately.

Anyway, good luck dude. Hope things work out for the best.

I dont know if this is the reason for the op's separation but women crave financial stability. Even if you're not great looking or got a small pecker chicks will overlook those type of things if shes got a nice house and doesn't have to work. In this economy divorce lawyers are the ones comin up.

Buck
08-19-2009, 04:19 PM
Crazy stuff man. I never knew that you guys were having problems. Do you still live out of the country?

thecoffeeguy
08-19-2009, 04:19 PM
Good luck my friend.
Hope everything works out.

Fritz88
08-19-2009, 04:21 PM
We both have been extremely unhappy for years. .

You must be happier now...cheer up ..life isn't worth it..

enjoy

Dinner Is Served...
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http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/2061/blondegetspulled.jpg


http://16.media.tumblr.com/0b54i4YxspwlmmoumOPwIzfPo1_500.jpg

http://qikr.com/files/pics/f/fhxdb54935.jpg

Claynus
08-19-2009, 04:21 PM
Hit up craigslist.

MikeMaslowski
08-19-2009, 04:22 PM
Crazy stuff man. I never knew that you guys were having problems. Do you still live out of the country?

Yeah, we've had problems for a good while. Right now we are living in Italy, so it makes it tough to be completely away. And I shoulda never checked facebook...she made some dumbass comment that I would have rather not have seen...

MikeMaslowski
08-19-2009, 04:24 PM
Hit up craigslist.

If I needed a used coffee maker I could hit up a pawn shop....

Pants
08-19-2009, 04:26 PM
I dont know if this is the reason for the op's separation but women crave financial stability. Even if you're not great looking or got a small pecker chicks will overlook those type of things if shes got a nice house and doesn't have to work. In this economy divorce lawyers are the ones comin up.

That's why you gotta date the rich ones, bro.

Kyle DeLexus
08-19-2009, 04:27 PM
If thats her bouncing in your avatar throw our her number :)

Buehler445
08-19-2009, 04:28 PM
DON'T listen to GoChiefs.

Hope it works out for you, brotha man.

I'm fresh outa funny, but I still get a chuckle out of the Donko offseason.
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Claynus
08-19-2009, 04:29 PM
...she made some dumbass comment that I would have rather not have seen...

"It's over. SO ready for a big one!"

L.A. Chieffan
08-19-2009, 04:30 PM
That's why you gotta date the rich ones, bro.

Yo yeah, well in my case my wife works while i dont do shit. but im good looking and have a big wang so

Skip Towne
08-19-2009, 04:31 PM
Does she have enough money to get back to the US or is she Italian?

Buehler445
08-19-2009, 04:32 PM
Yeah, we've had problems for a good while. Right now we are living in Italy, so it makes it tough to be completely away. And I shoulda never checked facebook...she made some dumbass comment that I would have rather not have seen...

Does ex-wifey need to be exposed to the CP sleuths in a throwdown deathmatch?

It's been awhile since we've had one of those.
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MikeMaslowski
08-19-2009, 04:32 PM
DON'T listen to GoChiefs.

Hope it works out for you, brotha man.

I'm fresh outa funny, but I still get a chuckle out of the Donko offseason.
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thanks... regardless... I'm still gonna be Dr. Mikemaslowski, who needs a woman. *for a good while anyway....

The donks offseason is like a Dane Cook performance, sad, unfunny and bronco fans are retards...just like cooks fans...

sorry if anyone likes that homo

MikeMaslowski
08-19-2009, 04:34 PM
Does she have enough money to get back to the US or is she Italian?

The Army gives her a free ride back...

Buck
08-19-2009, 04:39 PM
Is she hot?

MikeMaslowski
08-19-2009, 04:40 PM
Is she hot?

Maybe too soon... but fug it.. yes. On the outside... inside... she's shit.

JASONSAUTO
08-19-2009, 04:45 PM
Does ex-wifey need to be exposed to the CP sleuths in a throwdown deathmatch?

It's been awhile since we've had one of those.
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man those are always fun...

Lumpy
08-19-2009, 04:57 PM
I dont know if this is the reason for the op's separation but women crave financial stability. Even if you're not great looking or got a small pecker chicks will overlook those type of things if shes got a nice house and doesn't have to work. In this economy divorce lawyers are the ones comin up.

Some women do, yes. But not ALL women. I work my ass off! :thumb:

Hang in there Mike!

angelo
08-19-2009, 05:06 PM
I dont know if this is the reason for the op's separation but women crave financial stability. Even if you're not great looking or got a small pecker chicks will overlook those type of things if shes got a nice house and doesn't have to work. In this economy divorce lawyers are the ones comin up.

Have you been talking to my wife!!!

Ang

Archie F. Swin
08-19-2009, 05:10 PM
How long have you been married?

patteeu
08-19-2009, 07:40 PM
Ask your mom if there's anyone at work she thinks you might like.

Mr. Plow
08-19-2009, 07:53 PM
All the best in your new found freedom. Now, where are the pics?

Delano
08-21-2009, 10:15 AM
Now, where are the pics?

I was wondering the same thing.

COME ON MIKEMASLOWSKI, DO IT!

Omar_Doom
08-21-2009, 11:22 AM
Congrats dude. How old are you by the way?

Its a weight lifted off your shoulders if anything cause like you said, you two have been unhappy for years.

Simply Red
08-21-2009, 11:26 AM
Come visit me in Atlanta, for starters.

KC native
08-21-2009, 11:26 AM
The donks offseason is like a Dane Cook performance, sad, unfunny and bronco fans are retards...just like cooks fans...

sorry if anyone likes that homo

QFT

raybec 4
08-21-2009, 11:32 AM
Sack up Airborne, look on the bright side, Jody calls aint about you anymore.

ChiefaRoo
08-21-2009, 11:35 AM
In November '10 I will be tearing up the KC scene! You all better snatch up your chicks ASAP:evil:

There is no pussy in KC. If you can pull it off drive to Lawrence and hit on college girls.

Mr. Flopnuts
08-21-2009, 11:38 AM
My marriage was like farves retirement.. fake as shit.

A lot of people don't have the stones to walk away from a situation that is not healthy for anyone involved. It's an incredibly difficult thing to do. Kudos to you for improving your life. It's not funny, but hopefully it's somewhat encouraging.

ziggysocki
08-21-2009, 02:16 PM
Well, when one door closes, another opens. At least that's what they say. Whoever the hell 'they' are.

MikeMaslowski
08-21-2009, 04:19 PM
All the best in your new found freedom. Now, where are the pics?


I've posted pics of her before... im sure the crack detective CP sleuths could find them... I just bought a new pc... and am staying at my buddies,, so unfortunately no pics.

MikeMaslowski
08-21-2009, 04:20 PM
How long have you been married?

5 years

MikeMaslowski
08-21-2009, 04:21 PM
Congrats dude. How old are you by the way?

Its a weight lifted off your shoulders if anything cause like you said, you two have been unhappy for years.

25..

MikeMaslowski
08-21-2009, 04:22 PM
Sack up Airborne, look on the bright side, Jody calls aint about you anymore.

il keep my feet and knees together.....

Mecca
08-21-2009, 04:22 PM
This forum seems horrible for marriages, if I ever get married I'm not going to post again.

MikeMaslowski
08-21-2009, 04:24 PM
A lot of people don't have the stones to walk away from a situation that is not healthy for anyone involved.

Comes to a point where you're just sick of being treated like shit...

MikeMaslowski
08-21-2009, 04:25 PM
This forum seems horrible for marriages, if I ever get married I'm not going to post again.

From your posts i think you will be posting for a long, long time....:D

RedNeckRaider
08-21-2009, 04:26 PM
Maybe too soon... but fug it.. yes. On the outside... inside... she's shit.

You know the old saying "no matter how good looking they are some where some guy is sick and tired of their shit" Good luck!

MikeMaslowski
08-21-2009, 04:28 PM
You know the old saying "no matter how good looking they are some where some guy is sick and tired of their shit" Good luck!

no shit... she's so fine that i think i might just find me an ugly chick.

Buck
08-21-2009, 04:29 PM
Is this your wife?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5352611&postcount=190

MikeMaslowski
08-21-2009, 04:31 PM
Is this your wife?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5352611&postcount=190

naw, that was my little asian sex kitten when we were split up... good effort tho..

Pants
08-21-2009, 05:16 PM
There is no pussy in KC. If you can pull it off drive to Lawrence and hit on college girls.

LOL, what in the world are you talking about? Lawrence is definitely easier, but there's plenty of poon in KC too.

ChiefaRoo
08-21-2009, 07:59 PM
LOL, what in the world are you talking about? Lawrence is definitely easier, but there's plenty of poon in KC too.

Of course there is always a good looking girl here and there. But make no mistake KC is in and is part of the great American Pussy Desert. Haven't you traveled or are you just ugly so you don't notice?

MikeMaslowski
08-23-2009, 12:14 PM
It's been 5 days and she hasn't bothered to call... Guess that makes it easier? I wish the season would start already.

Buck
08-23-2009, 12:15 PM
I guess that means its okay to post pics of her now.

MikeMaslowski
08-23-2009, 12:18 PM
I guess that means its okay to post pics of her now.

Like I said... pics are on her pc. I posted pics before and the CP crack search crew hasn't found them. And you are kinda borderline being an asshat. Suppose I'll let it go.

Good day sir.

Buck
08-23-2009, 12:21 PM
Sorry man. I guess I was just trying to be funny to cheer you up. I won't bug you anymore for pics.

MTG#10
08-23-2009, 12:23 PM
It's been 5 days and she hasn't bothered to call... Guess that makes it easier? I wish the season would start already.

Sounds like you're having regrets.

salame
08-23-2009, 12:24 PM
http://i2.ebayimg.com/02/s/000/77/5a/b786_2.JPG

MikeMaslowski
08-23-2009, 12:24 PM
Sorry man. I guess I was just trying to be funny to cheer you up. I won't bug you anymore for pics.

It's alright, after I posted I went and washed the sand out of my vagina. You're cool with me.

MikeMaslowski
08-23-2009, 12:25 PM
Sounds like you're having regrets.

It really just cements the fact that she doesn't give a shit. When you break it off with someone I guess there is an underlying hope that they miss you. Even a little.

MikeMaslowski
08-27-2009, 02:14 PM
Well... I just got the call. She asked me to return HER camera, that I bought. Hmmm, oh well.

Delano
08-27-2009, 02:17 PM
Sorry dude. She sounds cold-hearted. Good luck.

tooge
08-27-2009, 02:26 PM
Well... I just got the call. She asked me to return HER camera, that I bought. Hmmm, oh well.

return HER camera with a picture of HER toothbrush up YOUR ass.

MikeMaslowski
08-27-2009, 02:32 PM
return HER camera with a picture of HER toothbrush up YOUR ass.

Too bad she loves giving rim jobs... damn.:banghead:

Claynus
08-27-2009, 02:33 PM
Well... I just got the call. She asked me to return HER camera, that I bought. Hmmm, oh well.

SCREW that. It's your camera.

MikeMaslowski
08-27-2009, 02:35 PM
SCREW that. It's your camera.

I bought it around the time of her birthday...so she's laid claim to it. Possesions aren't that big of a deal to me. It just surprised me that a camera was the topic of the call.

RedThat
08-27-2009, 02:36 PM
I hope this message finds everyone in good spirits.

Well, I left my wife today. It was a long time coming. We both have been extremely unhappy for years. I just had to take the chance and moved in with my buddy.

I don't usually consider myself an attention whore.. but today it seems like it may make me feel better.

Post something funny!

Thanks,

Have another beer on me.

Well, Im sorry but I don't really have any humor to offer at this time.

Sorry to hear about this. I hope things will get better for you in the future.

God Bless

MikeMaslowski
08-27-2009, 02:40 PM
Well, Im sorry but I don't really have any humor to offer at this time.

Sorry to hear about this. I hope things will get better for you in the future.

God Bless

Thanks man, on to bigger and better things. Moving to KC will make me happy for at least a few months out of the year!

Nzoner
08-27-2009, 03:06 PM
Thanks man, on to bigger and better things. Moving to KC will make me happy for at least a few months out of the year!

Get your ass back here in time for the Bash,you'll feel better.

Good luck dude.

Nightfyre
08-27-2009, 03:19 PM
There is a curse to this place.
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ziggysocki
08-27-2009, 03:21 PM
Get your ass back here in time for the Bash,you'll feel better.

Good luck dude.

Until the next morning! Then you will feel like ASS, that's the vibe Im getting from the bash thread. sounds awesome