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SenselessChiefsFan
08-20-2009, 07:49 AM
Good morning, I am representing AAA, The Association of American Assclowns. It has been brought to our attention, that many on this board have been associating Nick Athan with the esteemed AssClown Community.

Most of you do not realize the incredible vetting process that the AAA goes through to accept members. Unfortunately, we were unable to approve Nick Athan's application as he did not meet our standards.

We pride ourselves on our embelishment, but we strive to make our exagerations plausible. Clearly, most of Mr. Athan's 'tales' are far from plausible.

He even tried to purport that he had duped many Chiefs fans into paying him for 'insider' information.... in the form of a magazine no less. Given his Assclown entrance essay, I doubt anyone is paying to read the ramblings of someone educated to the third grade level.

Oh, and he went on to say that he is working on a screenplay about DT. I asked what elementary school was interested in his work, and he seemed upset. I guess he was rejected by elementary schools and was working on getting it into preschools.

Anyways, I have probably divulged too much about our process. I know a lot of secrets that I can't say because I am loyal to our organization, however, I am launching AI, Assclowns Illustrated. For a mere $9.95, I can give you the inside scoop about the Assclowns you know and love.

I need to wrap this up, but on behalf of Assclowns everywhere, I urge you to stop associating Nick Athan with us. It is not fair to those who have worked hard to tarnish their own reputation.......

Slainte
08-20-2009, 08:08 AM
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MVChiefFan
08-20-2009, 08:09 AM
Present and accounted for!!!

SenselessChiefsFan
08-20-2009, 08:32 AM
Well, apparently, I thought it was a funnier idea than it was.... it happens to me a lot, really.

blaise
08-20-2009, 08:34 AM
Well, apparently, I thought it was a funnier idea than it was.... it happens to me a lot, really.

Actually, I liked the concept. But I think if you had gone with Assclowns defending Athan I think it might have been better.
But I thought it was pretty good.

DaKCMan AP
08-20-2009, 08:35 AM
:lame:

Phobia
08-20-2009, 08:50 AM
Too much effort for somebody who is played out here. But if he does something else incredibly dumb feel free to bump this thread.

SenselessChiefsFan
08-20-2009, 09:04 AM
Too much effort for somebody who is played out here. But if he does something else incredibly dumb feel free to bump this thread.

Self bumping is frowned upon where I am from.... although everyone does it, they just don't speak of it.

SenselessChiefsFan
08-20-2009, 09:04 AM
:lame:

Lame next to Obama? I thought you supported the socialist.

Phobia
08-20-2009, 09:07 AM
Self bumping is frowned upon where I am from.... although everyone does it, they just don't speak of it.

You're an assclown. It's allowed.

DaKCMan AP
08-20-2009, 09:21 AM
Lame next to Obama? I thought you supported the socialist.

That doesn't make sense. I'd expect more from a SensibleAssClown.

Stinger
08-20-2009, 09:33 AM
Too much effort for somebody who is played out here. But if he does something else incredibly dumb feel free to bump this thread.

If ?