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gblowfish
08-20-2009, 08:12 AM
I mean, he REALLY loves his car:

ALBUQUERQUE (KRQE) - An Albuquerque man faces indecent exposure charges after police say children saw him simulating a sex act with his car in a grocery store parking lot.

Danny Brawner, 46, was indicted on two counts of aggravated indecent exposure and one count of indecent exposure for the July 28 incident in the parking lot of the Smith's Food and Drug store on 101 Coors Blvd. NW, according to a news release from Bernalillo County District Attorney Kari Brandenburg's office.

Witnesses told police they saw Brawner "humping" his car's trunk while swinging his arms in the air and shouting. His pants were around his ankles, witnesses said.

An officer said he found Brawner asleep next to his car. The officer woke him up and arrested him. The officer said Brawner appeared to be intoxicated.

Two children saw the alleged sex act, which is why Brawner faces the aggravated indecent exposure charges. They're fourth-degree felonies.

If convicted on all counts, Brawner could be sentenced to serve up to four years in prison and attend mandatory counseling.

If convicted of the aggravated indecent exposure charge, under New Mexico law, Brawner would have to register as a sex offender.

http://www.krqe.com/dpp/news/crime/crime_krqe_albuquerque_man_accused_of_sex_act_with_car_200908131357

booyaf2
08-20-2009, 08:13 AM
hmm, wonder what kind of car it was.

gblowfish
08-20-2009, 08:14 AM
hmm, wonder what kind of car it was.
Something cute and girly....

Demonpenz
08-20-2009, 08:30 AM
I had sex with airwolf one time.

DaKCMan AP
08-20-2009, 08:31 AM
He likes junk in the trunk.

Lzen
08-20-2009, 08:33 AM
The officer said Brawner appeared to be intoxicated.

No kidding?

Demonpenz
08-20-2009, 08:33 AM
I bet he was exhausted

KChiefs1
08-20-2009, 08:34 AM
hmm, wonder what kind of car it was.

probably this one...it looks like it is taking it up the tailpipe.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3332/3260999913_3c964a8517.jpg

blaise
08-20-2009, 08:36 AM
hmm, wonder what kind of car it was.

He should have got a Hummer or an Escort.

gblowfish
08-20-2009, 08:38 AM
You guys always amuse me....
Those are some awful puns.
The CP is special that way.

CoMoChief
08-20-2009, 08:40 AM
Was it that $10 Million Dollar car that Officer Farva talks about in "Super Troopers" ???

You know, the one with wings that can fly away from other cop cars?!?!??

If so then I would think it's perfectly ok for a man to hump his car if he wants.

Demonpenz
08-20-2009, 08:40 AM
flaming hot sex with pinto

blaise
08-20-2009, 08:40 AM
You guys always amuse me....
Those are some awful puns.
The CP is special that way.

People can be a little Cavalier with the puns sometimes, I agree.

The guy should have hooked up with a Cougar though.

gblowfish
08-20-2009, 08:41 AM
Usually the only place you get screwed by your car is at the dealership!

Rooster
08-20-2009, 08:42 AM
She likes it up the tail pipe.

Demonpenz
08-20-2009, 08:44 AM
People can be a little Cavalier with the puns sometimes, I agree.

The guy should have hooked up with a Cougar though.

I'm a taurus too!

blaise
08-20-2009, 08:44 AM
She likes it up the tail pipe.

Yes, but she needs a lube job first.

Phobia
08-20-2009, 08:46 AM
According to this car, he attempted to assault her first. She steered clear after he tried to look up her short skirt.

http://www.spoilerdepot.com/images/items/Honda-Accord-4-Door-417-Razzi-Ground-Effects-Kit-4064.jpg

stevieray
08-20-2009, 08:48 AM
"ass for clunkers"

gblowfish
08-20-2009, 08:55 AM
"After a good Probe, I knew nobody would Prius apart!"

RedThat
08-20-2009, 09:25 AM
What the heck is wrong with some ppl...lol

Inspector
08-20-2009, 10:07 AM
To all who have posted in this thread:

Well played! Good Job! Excellent work.

I'd say you've earned your keep and can go home early today!

Raised On Riots
08-20-2009, 10:11 AM
I had sex with airwolf one time.

LMAO Worthless w/o illustration.

Demonpenz
08-20-2009, 10:15 AM
youtube sex with airwolf there is a guy who actually did. baby lee help me out

Bwana
08-20-2009, 10:31 AM
If convicted on all counts, Brawner could be sentenced to serve up to four years in prison and attend mandatory counseling.



Other con: "Soooooo, what are you in for?"

Car lover: "Screwing a car."

I bet that would go over well. LMAO