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dtrain
08-20-2009, 04:11 PM
I received this email today. Should I help her get her money ROFL

Your Help Please !


Dear Beloved.

My name is Mrs.Fiona McLeish a British Merchant in Caribbean
Island. I have been diagnosed with Esophageal Cancer, which was
discovered very late, due to my laxity in caring for my health. This
sickness has defiled all forms of medicine, and right now I have only
about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I have
since lost my power of speech and can only manage to write now; as
that has been the only way I am able to communicate.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared
for anyone not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich, I
was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on
my business as that is the only thing I cared for. But now I regret
all, as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to
have or make all the money in the world. I believe when the Almighty
gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a
different way from how I have lived it.

Now that I know my time is near, I have willed and given most of my
properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members and
as well as a few close friends. I want nature and the Almighty God in
Heaven to be merciful to me and accept my soul and so, I have decided
to give the remains of my wealth to charity organizations, as I want
this to be one of the last good deeds I did on earth.

So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the
Caribbean Island, London and Ireland. Now that my health has
deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself any more. I once asked
members of my family to close one of my accounts in Switzerland and
donate the money in the account to the motherless/charity homes across

Africa, Europe and America organizations, they refused and kept the
money to themselves. I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to
be contended with what I have left for them.

The last of my money which only few of them know of is the (US$13.7M)
cash deposit that I have with a financial firm. I will want you to
help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity
organizations and please earn only 20% of the money as your fee for
the distribution. Please let me know if you are interested in helping
me out.

May the Almighty God remain with you as you help.

Regards,

Mrs.Fiona McLeish.

MoreLemonPledge
08-20-2009, 04:16 PM
Wow, they went to some trouble to tug at the heart strings.

Mentioning God at the end when they're trying to rip you off? AWESOME

RJ
08-20-2009, 04:18 PM
dtrain, you lucky bastard.

dtrain
08-20-2009, 04:20 PM
dtrain, you lucky bastard.

Yes. I just quit my job!

MoreLemonPledge
08-20-2009, 04:24 PM
Yes. I just quit my job!

http://www.moolamania.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/nigerian-scam-victim.jpg

Cave Johnson
08-20-2009, 04:26 PM
I'm pretty sure the scammers are trying to appeal to these people.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosperity_theology

stumppy
08-20-2009, 04:26 PM
It sounds like she's seen the light.


I'm getting a little misty here.

dtrain
08-20-2009, 04:28 PM
To thank her I might just have to hit it before she goes down for the last time.

Dartgod
08-20-2009, 04:34 PM
I received this email today. Should I help her get her money ROFL

Your Help Please !


Dear Beloved.

My name is Mrs.Fiona McLeish a British Merchant in Caribbean
Island. I have been diagnosed with Esophageal Cancer, which was
discovered very late, due to my laxity in caring for my health. This
sickness has defiled all forms of medicine...
Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.

KCChiefsMan
08-20-2009, 04:40 PM
just respond: Nobody is more deserving of cancer than you, I'm going to have a beer and here's to you dieing slow and painfully.

Pestilence
08-20-2009, 04:40 PM
And make sure you spelly dying wrong like he did.

JD10367
08-20-2009, 04:40 PM
I rarely wish ill will on other people.

But I do make exceptions.

Considering my elderly father-in-law is actually attempting to recover from esophagial cancer surgery, I heartily and devoutly wish that everyone involved in this scam, from the people who thought it up to the people who helped implement it down to the very last person in the chain who actually typed it into the computer, all come down with an immediate, raging, and incurable case of the most deadly disease known to man.

And then they can deal with Satan, who will surely be waiting on the other side from them.

Die, you c**ksuckers.

Pestilence
08-20-2009, 04:44 PM
I rarely wish ill will on other people.

But I do make exceptions.

Considering my elderly father-in-law is actually attempting to recover from esophagial cancer surgery, I heartily and devoutly wish that everyone involved in this scam, from the people who thought it up to the people who helped implement it down to the very last person in the chain who actually typed it into the computer, all come down with an immediate, raging, and incurable case of the most deadly disease known to man.

And then they can deal with Satan, who will surely be waiting on the other side from them.

Die, you c**ksuckers.

Wow.....I don't think I've ever seen you pissed off. Damn man. :eek:

JD10367
08-20-2009, 04:46 PM
Wow.....I don't think I've ever seen you pissed off. Damn man. :eek:

Confucius say, "It is better to be pissed off than to be pissed on... NTTAWWT..."

KCChiefsMan
08-20-2009, 06:01 PM
And make sure you spelly dying wrong like he did.

OMG I'm soooo stupid

dtrain
08-21-2009, 02:29 PM
Must be my lucky week I got another one.

Dear Friend,

Good day and compliments, i know this letter will definitely
come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the
time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will
go off a long way to determine my future and continued existence.
Please allow me to introduce myself. I am Capt. Richrad Williams,
a US Marine serving in the 3rd Battalion, 25th Marine Regiment
which Patrols the Anbar province, Iraq.

I am desperately in need of assistance and I have summoned up
courage to contact you. I am presently in Iraq and I found your
contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your
assistance to evacuate the sum of $17,570,000 (Seventeen million
Five Hundred and Seventy Thousand USD) to the States or any safe
country, as far as I can be assured that it will be safe in your
care until I complete my service here.This is no stolen money and
there are no dangers involved.

SOURCE OF MONEY:
Some money in various currencies was discovered and concealed in
barrels with piles of weapons and ammunition at a location near
one of Saddam Hussein's old Presidential Palaces during a rescue
operation and it was agreed by all party present that the money
be shared amongst us.This might appear as an illegal thing to do
but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risks we
have taken with our lives in this hell hole. The above figure was
given to me as my share and to conceal this kind of money became
a problem for me, so with the help of a German contact working
with the UN here(his office enjoys some immunity)I was able to
get the package out to a safe location entirely out of trouble
spot.He does not know the real contents of the package as he
believes that it belongs to an American who died in an air raid,
before giving up trusted me to hand over the package to his close
relative.

I have now found a secured way of getting the package out of
Iraq for you to pick up. I do not know for how long I will remain
here as I have been lucky to have survived two suicide bomb attacks
by Pure Divine intervention. This and other reasons put into
consideration have prompted me to reach out for help. If it might
be of interest to you then Endeavour to contact me and we would
work out the necessary formalities but i pray that you are discreet
about this mutually benefiting relationship.

Contact me via my private box: infoworld2010@sify.com
so that I can furnish you with more details.

Respectfully,
Capt. Richard Williams
United States Marine Corps. IRAQ.

Otter
08-21-2009, 02:31 PM
Yes. I just quit my job!

Quick, before you leave. Pull down your pants and leave a steamer on the boss's desk.

You'll regret it if you don't!

Ari Chi3fs
08-21-2009, 02:35 PM
I just got THIS one...


Dear Webmail Account User,

Because of the congestion webmail users,there will be closure of all routes Accounts You must verify your email

account by completing your Login Information below after clicking the reply button, or your will be suspended within 48

hours for security reasons.

* Username:...................................
* Password:...................................
* Date of Birth:...................................
* Country or Territory:...........................


After following the instructions above, your account will not be interrupted and will continue as usual. Thank you for

your attention to this request. We apologies for any inconvenience.

Warning! Anyone who refuses to update his account after 7 days receiving this warning will lose his account

permanently.

Copyright 2009 All rights reserved.
IP Policy - Terms of Service - Guide to Online Security

Rooster
08-21-2009, 02:37 PM
Seems totally legit to me.

Buck
08-21-2009, 02:40 PM
I just got THIS one...


Dear Webmail Account User,

Because of the congestion webmail users,there will be closure of all routes Accounts You must verify your email

account by completing your Login Information below after clicking the reply button, or your will be suspended within 48

hours for security reasons.

* Username:...................................
* Password:...................................
* Date of Birth:...................................
* Country or Territory:...........................


After following the instructions above, your account will not be interrupted and will continue as usual. Thank you for

your attention to this request. We apologies for any inconvenience.

Warning! Anyone who refuses to update his account after 7 days receiving this warning will lose his account

permanently.

Copyright 2009 All rights reserved.
IP Policy - Terms of Service - Guide to Online Security

It seems like the only thing you can do is create a fake webmail account and somehow (you are smart enough) have a bunch of fake emails sent to it with fake Credit Card Account Numbers (at least 100 of them) and other passwords and such.

This way they'll waste a lot of time on nothing.