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Demonpenz
08-21-2009, 11:39 AM
Bitch

Demonpenz
08-21-2009, 11:40 AM
Matt, I know you like to thank yo shit don't stink, but look at throws they look like

POOO POO POOO

Mr. Krab
08-21-2009, 11:41 AM
Another strange ass thread brought to you by DP. Everyone give him a hand. :clap:





And no Gochiefs, i said give him a hand, not a hand job. Gheymo.

Stewie
08-21-2009, 11:41 AM
Drinking before noon is not allowed.

Nixhex
08-21-2009, 11:42 AM
Bitch

Just playin'

HypnotizedMonkey
08-21-2009, 11:42 AM
TTIUWP

SenselessChiefsFan
08-21-2009, 11:43 AM
Drinking before noon is not allowed.

It's five o'clock somewhere.

KCUnited
08-21-2009, 11:43 AM
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, under thrown
I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, over thrown, over thrown.

Demonpenz
08-21-2009, 11:44 AM
well he's got a hotties body but his attitude is naughty, I saw him him wisfally he thought he was ballin.

Nixhex
08-21-2009, 11:46 AM
I hope she's speeding on the way to the club
Trying to hurry up to get to some
Baller or singer or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror
And crash, crash, crash.. into a ditch!

KCUnited
08-21-2009, 11:48 AM
Just wakin' up in the mornin' got to thank god
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No bark from the dog, and no smog
And Matt Cassel threw the deep ball to DBowe

Demonpenz
08-21-2009, 11:51 AM
I'm All out of faith, this is how I feel
I'm cold and ashamed lying on arrowheads floor
Illusions never changed into something real
I'm wide awake and I can see my knee is torn!
Cassel's alittle late, brodie's already torn

Demonpenz
08-21-2009, 11:54 AM
Don't go chasing brian waters.
please stick to the lakes and the rivers you used to.
I know you wanna run a draw play
but you're moving too fast

salame
08-21-2009, 11:55 AM
http://www.atlbikenight.com/files/fat_chick_on_motorcycle.jpg

Demonpenz
08-21-2009, 11:57 AM
Flip on the Tele... Wrestle with Jimmy.
Somethin' is bubblin' behind my back.
The bottle is ready to go.
Chorus-

Say it ain' Bowe a-woah
Your hands are a heartbreaker.
Say it ain't bowe-a-woah.
Chiefs need a pass catcher!

Pablo
08-21-2009, 12:02 PM
If you want to destroy my quarterback
woah-woah-woah
Send a speed rusher at the RT and he'll crush Cassel's legs
crush Cassel's legs
Watch Matt get put on a stretcher, hope he didn't break him
Lying on the cart, lying on the cart
Cassel got fucked uppppp...

KCUnited
08-21-2009, 12:02 PM
Throw away ball never coming back
Wrong throw bounced to my running back
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Somehow my deep ball is neither here nor there

I can throw where no one else can throw
I know plays no one else knows
Here I am just playing in the rain
Another swing pass for a 2 yard gain

Nixhex
08-21-2009, 12:04 PM
Sir Mix-Alot thinks that bitch's ass is too big.

Demonpenz
08-21-2009, 12:06 PM
If you want to destroy my quarterback
woah-woah-woah
Send a speed rusher at the RT and he'll crush Cassel's legs
crush Cassel's legs
Watch Matt get put on a stretcher, hope he didn't break him
Lying on the cart, lying on the cart
Cassel got ****ed uppppp...

LMAO LMAO LMAO

Pablo
08-21-2009, 12:06 PM
Shot through the gap
And you're to blame
Weigman, you give blockin
A bad name

KCUnited
08-21-2009, 12:08 PM
I wish I would've met you
Now its a little late
What you could've taught me
I could've saved some face
They think that your early ending
Was all wrong
For the most part they're right
But look how they all got strong
That's why I say hey Croyle nice pass
What a good pass man

HEY CROYLE NICE PASS

Pablo
08-21-2009, 12:10 PM
Broooodie's broken...broken....Brooooodie's broken...brrroookkeeennn...Brooodie's broken after one playyyyyy!!!!!

Ayayayayayayayayay hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo x1000

Demonpenz
08-21-2009, 12:14 PM
Broooodie's broken...broken....Brooooodie's broken...brrroookkeeennn...Brooodie's broken after one playyyyyy!!!!!

Ayayayayayayayayay hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo x1000

whats to billy squire's strokin ? LMAO?

KCUnited
08-21-2009, 12:15 PM
God forbid you ever had to drop back 5 steps in his shoes
Cuz then you really might know what its like to sing the blues
Then you really might know what its like

Pablo
08-21-2009, 12:17 PM
whats to billy squire's strokin ? LMAO?That's the chorus of Jeremy penz.

C'mon..if I was gonna do a Squier song it'd be Lonely is the Night.

crazycoffey
08-21-2009, 12:18 PM
wait a minute, some of these posts seem to read like popular songs....

Demonpenz
08-21-2009, 12:18 PM
That's the chorus of Jeremy penz.

C'mon..if I was gonna do a Squier song it'd be Lonely is the Night.

wtf LMAO

crazycoffey
08-21-2009, 12:19 PM
That's the chorus of Jeremy penz.

C'mon..if I was gonna do a Squier song it'd be Lonely is the Night.

Larry, Larry's out at night
and he's looking for a bitch he can spit in her sight

Pablo
08-21-2009, 12:20 PM
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Missed a block, you're finished yeah
Your head will collapse
But there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is my line? x3

Pushed back in the pocket
Beat by a swim move

Nixhex
08-21-2009, 12:21 PM
Dont call it a bitchslap
I been here for years
Rockin my peers and puttin women in fear
Makin the tears rain down like a mon soon
Listen to the my slap go boom
Explosion overpowerin
Over the women Im towerin
Wreckin shop when I drop these ho's thatll make you call the cops
Dont you dare stare, you betta move
Dont ever compare
Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
Bitches payin the price


I'm gonna knock her out [huuuh!!!]
LJ said knock her out [huuuh!!!]

Pablo
08-21-2009, 12:24 PM
I don't practice on the Juggs machine
I can't catch no football
I got a million dollars but I
I'd spend it all
If I could find that Haley and that Pioli that he's found
Well I'd pop a cap in Haley, then I'd slap Scott doooowwwwnnnnn...

What I really wanna know, my Dwayne Bowe..oooohhh

Demonpenz
08-21-2009, 12:27 PM
When you were here before,
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like A.J. feely
Your passes makes me cry

You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish you were special
Tom Brady fuckin' special

But you're creep,
you're a weirdo
What the hell you doing here?
you don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts,
I wanna have control
I want a perfect play
I want a Super bowl

I want you to notice
when when cassels not around
I wish you were special
so very special

Thigpens a creep
he's weirdo
What the hell is he doing there
CFL he belongs there

he's running out again
he's running out
he run run run run...
run... run...

Pablo
08-21-2009, 12:30 PM
When you were here before,
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like A.J. feely
Your passes makes me cry

You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
I wish you were special
Tom Brady ****in' special

But you're creep,
you're a weirdo
What the hell you doing here?
you don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts,
I wanna have control
I want a perfect play
I want a Super bowl

I want you to notice
when when cassels not around
I wish you were special
so very special

Thigpens a creep
he's weirdo
What the hell is he doing there
CFL he belongs there

he's running out again
he's running out
he run run run run...
run... run...

WIN.

Pablo
08-21-2009, 12:36 PM
penz, I'll be back with some more material after a while.

My dumbass friend let me borrow his Mustang GT, so I'm gonna go drink some PBR and cut some shitties in the Sack N Save parking lot before I have to give it back to him.

Demonpenz
08-21-2009, 12:37 PM
I will be around 2night. trails west baby!

jidar
08-21-2009, 12:38 PM
What the fuck is going on in this thread?


Here is a dog and a man in a dance battle.

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Pablo
08-21-2009, 12:39 PM
I will be around 2night. trails west baby!Holy shit. I don't know if I'm going down there or not, but I'll pm you my number and we can drink some Pabst or something..I think Joe's gonna be out there..need to pm him my new number too.

Demonpenz
08-21-2009, 12:52 PM
I am not going to trails west but i will be there in spirit

bowener
08-21-2009, 01:37 PM
Lodi Dodi Bowe likes to party
....
I woke up around 5 o'clock in the mornin
I gave myself a strech up, a mornin yawn and
went to the trainer to warm up
I threw some ice on my knee and put my balls under my cup
and said um "Haley Haley, with, the ball
Who is the top Dogg of them all?"
There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted
Then Haley said, "You are you conceited bastard"
Well that's true, that's why we never have no beef
So I slipped off my guard from my huge teeth

Thats all I got. It sucks. Bowe has huge teeth.

KCUnited
08-21-2009, 01:43 PM
Do you believe in life after Damon?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think Brodie's strong enough, no

Do you believe in life after Damon?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think Brodie eats enough, no

Demonpenz
08-21-2009, 04:59 PM
Do you believe in life after Damon?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think Brodie's strong enough, no

Do you believe in life after Damon?
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think Brodie eats enough, no

cher? LMAO

Halfcan
08-21-2009, 06:05 PM
http://www.atlbikenight.com/files/fat_chick_on_motorcycle.jpg

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Halfcan
08-21-2009, 06:08 PM
What the **** is going on in this thread?


Here is a dog and a man in a dance battle.

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ROFL tht was some funny stuff-damm that dog can dance!

Gonzo
08-21-2009, 06:17 PM
WTF is going on here???
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Der Flöprer
08-21-2009, 07:29 PM
Saturday mownin just gettin up
Watchin Chiefs football now I know I'm fucked
Castle throws to Bowe on a post when he faded
CB picks the ball, Castle's down holding his ankle

Now I'm gettin flashbacks of Tom Brady
In a leg cast, now he can't play
Took him to the ground and twisted up on his ankle
Screamin, and he's crying and his leg is hella mangled

Thig Lyfe
08-21-2009, 07:51 PM
PANTS.

Psyko Tek
08-21-2009, 09:38 PM
http://www.atlbikenight.com/files/fat_chick_on_motorcycle.jpg

what has been seen cannot be unseen

eye bleach

did the bike survive?

Der Flöprer
08-21-2009, 09:39 PM
Saturday mownin just gettin up
Watchin Chiefs football now I know I'm fucked
Castle throws to Bowe on a post when he faded
CB picks the ball, Castle's down holding his ankle

Now I'm gettin flashbacks of Tom Brady
In a leg cast, now he can't play
Took him to the ground and twisted up on his ankle
Screamin, and he's crying and his leg is hella mangled

Ron Jeremy Rep Stick to anyone who can name the song I'm parodying AND the artist.