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JOhn
08-21-2009, 09:04 PM
OK, so another night here at the hotel/resort.........

Tourist season is taking a break this week, as most kids are heading to school, so it's a slow night at work. About 6pm I send our maintenance guy home, as his wife has been involved in a minor accident. Besides we have another maintenance person on our adjoining property to assist if I need him.

At about 5:00pm I check in a nice couple, both in their mid late 20's early 30's or so. The wife is FINE, very petite and smokin body...etc.
Well now at 6:30 I get a call to go to their room as they can't get the DVD player to work on the TV. Normally this is because someone just doesn't select the rght AV input on the TV, and being as how our maintenance guy is gone I go to the room to take care of it myself.

I get to the room, knock & identify myself and wait for them to answer the door. After about 30 seconds or so, the man answers the door with his head peeking out and the door shielding his body. My first thought is he's in his underwear and doesn't want to embarrass anyone. But he says come on in, so I do and go directly o the TV, avoiding looking at him. Well as I'm working on the TV, I happen to glance in the mirror next to it and see this man standing there completely naked. And yes I saw everything :eek:

I quckly avert my eyes and go back to the TV, and glance the other way and notice his movies laying there are all porno's. I'm also thinking that his woman must be in the bathroom hiding. So as I'm doing this he says "excuse me while I grab a towel". (thank you) I get the TV selected to the right input and up pop's his movie...yup a porno, with some chick getting boned by 2 guys.

I tell him I got it working and go to turn to go out the door, and there he stands with his towel. Now he has a towel, but it is at his side not covering a thing, and yes I again see all. :eek: I quickly make my way out of the room, very red and embarrassed.

I didn't get 20 yards down the hall when I hear a woman's voice call out to me. I turn and there is the wife standing half out of the door, with a towel on (covering all :cuss:). She asks me to come back for a moment. I cautiously walk back, and when I get there she starts to apologize for her husband embarrassing me.

At this point she says " I really am sorry" and grabs my crotch "anything I can do?" After stuttering and mumbling something about having to get back to work I turn and leave. As I'm doing this, she says come back after I get off work tonight and she will finish the job. :eek:

WOW!!!!!!
I've never had anyone, let along a couple try to do that her in the hotel. Well at least never so brazen about it. My thought is, if they wanted a 3some maybe try having the wife be there naked and the husband hiding.

Anyway, I would love to go back and pound the shit out of her, but I think I've been mentally injured by what the husband did. Well that and the fact it could get me fired.

Anyway just thought I would share & maybe give someone a chuckle.

Count Alex's Losses
08-21-2009, 09:06 PM
You're full of shit.

JOhn
08-21-2009, 09:07 PM
You're full of shit.

ROFL

No dude, I couldn't make the shit up that happens here.
Jealous? :spock:

Nightfyre
08-21-2009, 09:08 PM
You're full of shit.

Irony. Solid Irony.

Thig Lyfe
08-21-2009, 09:09 PM
Did you watch Mad Men this week?

Count Alex's Losses
08-21-2009, 09:10 PM
ROFL

No dude, I couldn't make the shit up that happens here.
Jealous? :spock:

Jealous that you created a complete fantasy and decided to post it?

JOhn
08-21-2009, 09:10 PM
Did you watch Mad Men this week?

?

No clue what your talking about. :shrug:

JOhn
08-21-2009, 09:10 PM
Jealous that you created a complete fantasy and decided to post it?

Uh don't project your life on others, it's really not a good idea.

Fire Me Boy!
08-21-2009, 09:14 PM
Go back with a camera for the hot woman.

Count Alex's Losses
08-21-2009, 09:17 PM
Uh don't project your life on others, it's really not a good idea.

You think I make up the fact that apart from two nights, my endeavors with the opposite sex are completely FAIL?

No, sorry. If I was going to lie I would make up awesome stories, not shitty ones.

Thig Lyfe
08-21-2009, 09:19 PM
?

No clue what your talking about. :shrug:

There was a somewhat similar scene in this week's episode. Not a threesome, but still.

JOhn
08-21-2009, 09:20 PM
My thinking on this whole thing is, If they were really wanting a 3some or something like that, WTF would you have the the guy there naked???
Please if you want to fish, but some bait out there....the wife. :doh!:

Bane
08-21-2009, 09:20 PM
You think I make up the fact that apart from two nights, my endeavors with the opposite sex are completely FAIL?

No, sorry. If I was going to lie I would make up awesome stories, not shitty ones.

Yeah I would have at least said I GOT A BJ!:clap:

Gonzo
08-21-2009, 09:28 PM
You're full of shit.

Fuck a bunch of transvestite pirates lately?
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Halfcan
08-21-2009, 09:30 PM
its always the fix it guys that get all the hot guys-I mean girls-lol

ChiefButthurt
08-21-2009, 09:34 PM
:shrug: I believe him.

JOhn
08-21-2009, 09:38 PM
its always the fix it guys that get all the hot guys-I mean girls-lol

I'm not even the fix it guy, but the manager/consegniar here at the hotel.

The thing that I can't get is why the dude was standing there buck ass naked!!!
At least have some boxer's on or the towel covering your junk.

JOhn
08-21-2009, 09:39 PM
its always the fix it guys that get all the hot guys-I mean girls-lol

:Lin:

That's exactly what I thought was going on, until the wife came out.

Gonzo
08-21-2009, 09:39 PM
I'm not even the fix it guy, but the manager/consegniar here at the hotel.

The thing that I can't get is why the due was standing there buck ass naked!!!
At least have some boxer's on or the towel covering your junk.

Maybe you projected a "hey, I like all sorts of genitalia" type vibe?
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Der Flöprer
08-21-2009, 09:40 PM
I'm not even the fix it guy, but the manager/consegniar here at the hotel.

The thing that I can't get is why the dude was standing there buck ass naked!!!
At least have some boxer's on or the towel covering your junk.

:D Maybe they got the impression you were gay at check in. :shrug: LMAO

JOhn
08-21-2009, 09:40 PM
Maybe you projected a "hey, I like all sorts of genitalia" type vibe?
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ROFL

That's almost exactly what one of the cooks said to me, about me wearing a purple shirt with my suit tonight. :shake:

Der Flöprer
08-21-2009, 09:41 PM
Maybe you projected a "hey, I like all sorts of genitalia" type vibe?
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:D Maybe they got the impression you were gay at check in. :shrug: LMAO

ROFL Great minds and all..............

Gonzo
08-21-2009, 09:43 PM
ROFL

That's almost exactly what one of the cooks said to me, about me wearing a purple shirt with my suit tonight. :shake:

Dude... ain't nothing wrong with a little color blended nicely with a black or charcoal suit. Hell, I wear a really nice blue shirt and black tie with my black "i'm gonna break your fuckin face" suit. Drives the wife insane.
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Gonzo
08-21-2009, 09:45 PM
ROFL Great minds and all..............

ROFL

no doubt
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ChiefaRoo
08-21-2009, 09:47 PM
Dear Penthouse, you won't believe what happened to me......

DeezNutz
08-21-2009, 10:17 PM
The fact that she's not under the front desk at this moment = fail.

Ari Chi3fs
08-21-2009, 10:24 PM
You shoudl call back to their room to make sure the TV is still running good, and if there is anything else you can do to help them!

Over-Head
08-21-2009, 10:39 PM
You think I make up the fact that apart from two nights,... .
"You're full of shit."
Bet you hate your own words coming back at ya

Over-Head
08-21-2009, 10:50 PM
JOhn,
I worked at a motel as a teenager
I know first hand this shit you speak of ain't maid up!!
It's like the 13 years I spent on the highway. I doubt very much there is "anything" a human (with or without animals) could do in the confines of a vehicle I have not actually seen while driving the highways of North America.
On another note, there must be a full moon or something, I had a similar experience today while giving a lady a quote on the interior finish of her basement.
She wasn’t what I would call smoken, but a solid 8 outa 10 with the most beautiful green eyes I’ve ever seen, and an azz that did make me do a double take
In a nutshell it went kinda like this.
"I only have enough money for you to tape and prime, but how about you finish paint it as well, and come back a few times a week for a month, and I’ll rock your world each night and you can be breakfast in bed the next morning each time."
I handed her my quote of $2800.00, flashed my wedding ring, and said," how about post dated cheques for that month instead?"

JOhn
08-21-2009, 10:59 PM
The fact that she's not under the front desk at this moment = fail.

Trust me, I WANTED to. But unfortunately we have a system in place that would have them (the staff)looking for me. If whoever does a call at a room, and does not check in that the problem was solved in a reasonable amount of time, security will come check the room. And that would have caused me to likely be fired. :cuss:

JOhn
08-21-2009, 11:01 PM
Dude... ain't nothing wrong with a little color blended nicely with a black or charcoal suit. Hell, I wear a really nice blue shirt and black tie with my black "i'm gonna break your ****in face" suit. Drives the wife insane.
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Yea my favorite, and the girls at work favorite, is mmy black suit/shirt with a neon Blue, purple or pink silk ties.

Phobia
08-21-2009, 11:02 PM
This crap happens to me all the time. I figure it's part of quality customer service.

T-post Tom
08-21-2009, 11:37 PM
I believe you. [Happened to me in highschool with an older couple.]

Gonzo
08-22-2009, 08:41 AM
Sorry about that JOhn. Nice hotel btw.

;)
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RedNeckRaider
08-22-2009, 10:11 AM
Trust me, I WANTED to. But unfortunately we have a system in place that would have them (the staff)looking for me. If whoever does a call at a room, and does not check in that the problem was solved in a reasonable amount of time, security will come check the room. And that would have caused me to likely be fired. :cuss:

Or made it a foursome :eek: That is pretty wild! A few years back I was playing darts with some people I knew but not that well. The husband of a couple I had talked to and thrown darts with with ask me if I wanted to go to a party. I told him I was going to bail as I had a few beers in my gut and did not want to end up getting pulled over.

He smiles and says it will be worth your time it is a swingers party. I was shocked and told him I have to know a women pretty well before I would have sex with her. His wife says you dont have to anything you can just get to know everyone. I said thanks but I will pass it is not my style. I guess some people think that type of thing is ok :spock:

JOhn
08-22-2009, 10:15 AM
Had to go in for a few hours this morning, and so I checked and of course they are staying with us for 2 more nights. :doh!:

I did have the courtesy to warn the executive housekeeper she might want to have whoever checks the room not go alone. Of course she laughed her ass off about it, and asked if I wanted to do it.:grr:

Oh well hopefully they don't call down for anymore assistance tonight when I go back in.

Nzoner
08-22-2009, 10:36 AM
Heh,I don't doubt your story one bit but my thinking would be that the couple was watching this porn dvd about a couple who checked into a hotel and called maintenance about their dvd not working and.........:D

DJJasonp
08-22-2009, 10:37 AM
Had to go in for a few hours this morning, and so I checked and of course they are staying with us for 2 more nights. :doh!:

I did have the courtesy to warn the executive housekeeper she might want to have whoever checks the room not go alone. Of course she laughed her ass off about it, and asked if I wanted to do it.:grr:

Oh well hopefully they don't call down for anymore assistance tonight when I go back in.

if you go back to their room for assistance....you should show up in Borat's bathing suit....throw it back at the guy...see how he likes it!

DTLB58
08-22-2009, 03:12 PM
OK, so another night here at the hotel/resort.........

Tourist season is taking a break this week, as most kids are heading to school, so it's a slow night at work. About 6pm I send our maintenance guy home, as his wife has been involved in a minor accident. Besides we have another maintenance person on our adjoining property to assist if I need him.

At about 5:00pm I check in a nice couple, both in their mid late 20's early 30's or so. The wife is FINE, very petite and smokin body...etc.
Well now at 6:30 I get a call to go to their room as they can't get the DVD player to work on the TV. Normally this is because someone just doesn't select the rght AV input on the TV, and being as how our maintenance guy is gone I go to the room to take care of it myself.

I get to the room, knock & identify myself and wait for them to answer the door. After about 30 seconds or so, the man answers the door with his head peeking out and the door shielding his body. My first thought is he's in his underwear and doesn't want to embarrass anyone. But he says come on in, so I do and go directly o the TV, avoiding looking at him. Well as I'm working on the TV, I happen to glance in the mirror next to it and see this man standing there completely naked. And yes I saw everything :eek:

I quckly avert my eyes and go back to the TV, and glance the other way and notice his movies laying there are all porno's. I'm also thinking that his woman must be in the bathroom hiding. So as I'm doing this he says "excuse me while I grab a towel". (thank you) I get the TV selected to the right input and up pop's his movie...yup a porno, with some chick getting boned by 2 guys.

I tell him I got it working and go to turn to go out the door, and there he stands with his towel. Now he has a towel, but it is at his side not covering a thing, and yes I again see all. :eek: I quickly make my way out of the room, very red and embarrassed.

I didn't get 20 yards down the hall when I hear a woman's voice call out to me. I turn and there is the wife standing half out of the door, with a towel on (covering all :cuss:). She asks me to come back for a moment. I cautiously walk back, and when I get there she starts to apologize for her husband embarrassing me.

At this point she says " I really am sorry" and grabs my crotch "anything I can do?" After stuttering and mumbling something about having to get back to work I turn and leave. As I'm doing this, she says come back after I get off work tonight and she will finish the job. :eek:

WOW!!!!!!
I've never had anyone, let along a couple try to do that her in the hotel. Well at least never so brazen about it. My thought is, if they wanted a 3some maybe try having the wife be there naked and the husband hiding.

Anyway, I would love to go back and pound the shit out of her, but I think I've been mentally injured by what the husband did. Well that and the fact it could get me fired.

Anyway just thought I would share & maybe give someone a chuckle.

Seems to remind me of another story not long ago. What was that guys name Mr. Rothlisberger or something.....ROFL......Yes, be careful my friend. You never know what they are up to.

Gonzo
08-22-2009, 03:42 PM
Yea my favorite, and the girls at work favorite, is mmy black suit/shirt with a neon Blue, purple or pink silk ties.

You'll never catch me wearing a pink tie man... I draw the line there. ROFL
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Tribal Warfare
08-22-2009, 08:00 PM
two chicks definitely, but an extra dude in the mix is too homoerotic. Negative ghostrider the pattern is too fucking full.

Tits McGee
08-22-2009, 08:10 PM
Two words. Ron Goldman... Run like hell.

HypnotizedMonkey
08-22-2009, 08:29 PM
http://i26.tinypic.com/260rea1.jpg

Mr. Arrowhead
08-22-2009, 08:36 PM
something similar happened to me, i worked for pizza hut as a delivery driver about 6 years ago, and i go knock on the, a girl answered the door (she looked about average), after i got her money, she proceeds to start rubbing my cock, and tries to un zip my pants, and she says " i want you right here and right now", but stupid me, i was thinking fuck this, if i end up doing this ill prolly get aids or some shit, who knows how many guys show does this too. So i make up some excuse and say, i gotta get and end up just getting her number, i never did call her back tho.

BWillie
08-22-2009, 08:39 PM
two chicks definitely, but an extra dude in the mix is too homoerotic. Negative ghostrider the pattern is too ****ing full.

My friend's train chicks all the time. They say it's not gay if they have their own hole. I have to draw the line on threeways. I can't even get myself to do a 3 way with two girls. I guess I have some morals when it comes to that. But they think it's awesome when they are eiffel towering a chick, and they say it is because they don't want someone to get left out. Unfortunately there is more and more of a culture out there that this kind of thing is getting more popular.

JOhn
08-22-2009, 08:47 PM
two chicks definitely, but an extra dude in the mix is too homoerotic. Negative ghostrider the pattern is too ****ing full.

ROFL

LaChapelle
08-22-2009, 09:05 PM
I see a name change to Bi-John, in your Chiefsplanet future.

RINGLEADER
08-22-2009, 10:27 PM
Why didn't you just tell dude to cover up? Instead of acting like, you know, it was all normal and everything???

LOL

JOhn
08-22-2009, 10:37 PM
Why didn't you just tell dude to cover up? Instead of acting like, you know, it was all normal and everything???

LOL
Mainly because I was taken by surprise. Very rarely am I ever caught at a loss, but i was this time. And when I did notice he was naked, he commented he was grabbing a towel, so I assumed he was covering up. Then I didn't notice he hadn't until I was done fixing the TV/DVD and was on my way out. But then again I explained that already. :doh!:

JOhn
08-22-2009, 10:38 PM
I see a name change to Bi-John, in your Chiefsplanet future.

4321

Cave Johnson
08-22-2009, 10:43 PM
something similar happened to me, i worked for pizza hut as a delivery driver about 6 years ago, and i go knock on the, a girl answered the door (she looked about average), after i got her money, she proceeds to start rubbing my cock, and tries to un zip my pants, and she says " i want you right here and right now", but stupid me, i was thinking **** this, if i end up doing this ill prolly get aids or some shit, who knows how many guys show does this too. So i make up some excuse and say, i gotta get and end up just getting her number, i never did call her back tho.

Had a similar thing happen to me at a Halloween party, at a bar. The kicker is, I'm going to Vegas in a week and the same chick will be there.

JOhn
08-23-2009, 03:13 PM
Went to work this morning and my GM had a little surprise for me.....

On my office door the new sign read

John *******
Hotel Gigolo

:cuss:

RJ
08-23-2009, 03:23 PM
something similar happened to me, i worked for pizza hut as a delivery driver about 6 years ago, and i go knock on the, a girl answered the door (she looked about average), after i got her money, she proceeds to start rubbing my cock, and tries to un zip my pants, and she says " i want you right here and right now", but stupid me, i was thinking **** this, if i end up doing this ill prolly get aids or some shit, who knows how many guys show does this too. So i make up some excuse and say, i gotta get and end up just getting her number, i never did call her back tho.



What a coincidence. That's how I met my first wife.