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Raised On Riots
08-21-2009, 10:02 PM
Bring the love!

DeezNutz
08-21-2009, 10:03 PM
He's no DJ, and that's the best statement I can think of right now.

Raised On Riots
08-21-2009, 10:03 PM
I LOVES ME SOME ASS-KICKING KC DEFENSE!!!!!

JuicesFlowing
08-21-2009, 10:04 PM
I'm impressed with Mays so far.

Chocolate Hog
08-21-2009, 10:06 PM
He's one of my favorite players besides Matt Cassel & Mike Brown.

DBOSHO
08-21-2009, 10:11 PM
hes the man. i hope he keeps the dreads

Raised On Riots
08-21-2009, 10:15 PM
hes the man. i hope he keeps the dreads

I'll tell you one thing; when BP is healthy, at 100%, he, Mays, and Johnson look VERY good.

It's a team sport! And they make a good team.

DeezNutz
08-21-2009, 10:16 PM
I'll tell you one thing; when BP is healthy, at 100%, he, Mays, and Johnson look VERY good.

It's a team sport! And they make a good team.

:eek:

Buehler445
08-21-2009, 10:22 PM
Dude. I went nuts when he clobbered the douche formerly known as Favre.
Posted via Mobile Device

Raised On Riots
08-21-2009, 10:40 PM
Dude. I went nuts when he clobbered the douche formerly known as Favre.
Posted via Mobile Device

Mmm...this.

Sake?

http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv252/raisedonriots/SAKESET.jpg

ArrowheadMagic
08-21-2009, 10:42 PM
Johnson? Who is that? and why is he impressive?

Reerun_KC
08-21-2009, 10:43 PM
Dude. I went nuts when he clobbered the douche formerly known as Favre.
Posted via Mobile Device


So Mods? Can we get this fixed so when anyone says Farve or Brett Farve, this is corrected to say this?

TRR
08-21-2009, 10:45 PM
Mays looks like he has the goods. Zach Thomas better make some plays in this defense, or Mays better start. He really looks like a player in this 3-4.

Btw...Mike Brown looked pretty bad tonight...as did DaJuan Morgan.

Raised On Riots
08-21-2009, 10:46 PM
:eek:

Johnson? Who is that? and why is he impressive?

Missed last weeks first half, did we?

:shrug:

Reerun_KC
08-21-2009, 11:05 PM
is Derrick Johnson still on the team?

He looks in mid season form already... Never even know hes out there...

UsualSuspects
08-21-2009, 11:12 PM
I am impressed so far with Mays and we need a couple of more (dozen) unexpected players to show up!

ArrowheadMagic
08-21-2009, 11:16 PM
Missed last weeks first half, did we?

:shrug:


so the 1st week in preseason is this Johnson guy's peak? because this week he was late in coverage. I didnt miss this week.... but he did.

Fish
08-21-2009, 11:20 PM
He's got those crackhead Lawrence Taylor eyes.... it's like he sees offenses in multiple light spectrums....

Reerun_KC
08-21-2009, 11:21 PM
He's got those crackhead Lawrence Taylor eyes.... it's like he sees offenses in multiple light spectrums....

:eek:

Raised On Riots
08-21-2009, 11:34 PM
so the 1st week in preseason is this Johnson guy's peak? because this week he was late in coverage. I didnt miss this week.... but he did.

What part of "When Bernard Pollard is HEALTHY, 100%, HE........MAYS.........AND..........JOHNSON...........AS...A...TEAM....WORK NICELY" did you miss the first time around?

Damn!:p

ArrowheadMagic
08-21-2009, 11:41 PM
What part of "When Bernard Pollard is HEALTHY, 100%, HE........MAYS.........AND..........JOHNSON...........AS...A...TEAM....WORK NICELY" did you miss the first time around?

Damn!:p


so we have to wait around for this pollard guy to be healthy in order to make this johnson guy better? if its taken 5 yrs to wait for it....its probably not worth waiting for i.e. see Johnson.

UsualSuspects
08-21-2009, 11:42 PM
What part of "When Bernard Pollard is HEALTHY, 100%, HE........MAYS.........AND..........JOHNSON...........AS...A...TEAM....WORK NICELY" did you miss the first time around?

Damn!:p

He might have missed the NT part missing?

:doh!:

Raised On Riots
08-21-2009, 11:51 PM
I hate teh intrawebs....

ArrowheadMagic
08-21-2009, 11:59 PM
I hate teh intrawebs....


its not the intrawebs fault you dont know anything about football. If it knew you were blaming it for that... it would hate you right back. once you repair your torn labia. you will have a clever reply.... I will wait as long for that...as I have for DJ to be a player.... you have 5 yrs..... the clock is ticking.

KCrockaholic
08-22-2009, 12:07 AM
I like him a lot as well...That is all.

Raised On Riots
08-22-2009, 12:33 AM
its not the intrawebs fault you dont know anything about football. If it knew you were blaming it for that... it would hate you right back. once you repair your torn labia. you will have a clever reply.... I will wait as long for that...as I have for DJ to be a player.... you have 5 yrs..... the clock is ticking.

So you don't understand team play? You don't understand team chemistry? You've gotten so caught up in individual failures that you can't recognize group potential. I saw what I saw with my own eyes, and I don't need some dumb motherfucker, comedian wannabe like you to correct me.

Motherfucker.

So why don't you go back your fantasy league and X-Box 360 you sniveling little bitch, before I knock your virtual teeth down your fucking throat.

Claynus
08-22-2009, 12:36 AM
Corey Mays' big hit will make this year's defensive highlight reel. CONGRATULATIONS COREY! YOU'RE MOVING ON UP!

Raised On Riots
08-22-2009, 12:40 AM
Was that "witty" enough for you, dumbass?

Claynus
08-22-2009, 12:41 AM
The only problem with Corey Mays is that Madden rosters will rate him 65 or some stupid shit like that.

Raised On Riots
08-22-2009, 12:43 AM
Corey Mays' big hit will make this year's defensive highlight reel. CONGRATULATIONS COREY! YOU'RE MOVING ON UP!

All Thomas does is a ride a damn bike. Suit him up and put him on the sideline for veteran guidance and/or "moral support" if need be.

"The players who give us the best chance to win".

That's Mays.

Claynus
08-22-2009, 12:44 AM
All Thomas does is a ride a damn bike. Suit him up and put him on the sideline for veteran guidance and/or "moral support" if need be.

"The players who give us the best chance to win".

That's Mays.

Corey "Willie Mays" Mays.

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2007/11/WillieMaysHayes.jpg

Raised On Riots
08-22-2009, 12:46 AM
The only problem with Corey Mays is that Madden rosters will rate him 65 or some stupid shit like that.

Yeah, the old "heart" rating might never make it to the all-important digital fantasy realm.:rolleyes:

Raised On Riots
08-22-2009, 12:48 AM
Corey "Willie Mays" Mays.

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2007/11/WillieMaysHayes.jpg

I miss Snipes having a sense of humor.

KcMizzou
08-22-2009, 12:49 AM
Is Mays our latest Jesse Haynes, or is this guy actually gonna be a player?

I like what I've seen so far....

UsualSuspects
08-22-2009, 12:49 AM
I just hope GC does not like him or he will be like the rest of his favorites.

Athan/DVD/LJ

Etc....

Claynus
08-22-2009, 12:49 AM
I think he's the black Mike Maslowski. With a burst.

Claynus
08-22-2009, 12:50 AM
I just hope GC does not like him or he will be like the rest of his favorites.

Athan/DVD/LJ

Etc....

How about Matt Cassel? I've been pimping him all offseason.

PS - DVD is starting. LOOK OUT WORLD.

Raised On Riots
08-22-2009, 12:52 AM
Is Mays our latest Jesse Haynes, or is this guy actually gonna be a player?

I like what I've seen so far....

I'll give him the mojo-nod. His personal and family background suggest a guy who wants it and is willing to work hard to maintain it if and when he gets there.

And as much as he can at this point; Haley seems to be in his corner as well.

UsualSuspects
08-22-2009, 12:53 AM
How about Matt Cassel? I've been pimping him all offseason.

PS - DVD is starting. LOOK OUT WORLD.

OK 1 of 4, better than Nick "Assclown" Athan.

PS. Did you see DVD tonight? Was starting!

Claynus
08-22-2009, 12:54 AM
OK 1 of 4, better than Nick "Assclown" Athan.

PS. Did you see DVD tonight? Was starting!

Yeah and he had two catches, m'fer!

KcMizzou
08-22-2009, 12:54 AM
I'll give him the mojo-nod. His personal and family background suggest a guy who wants it and is willing to work hard to maintain it if and when he gets there.

And as much as he can at this point; Haley seems to be in his corner as well.It's tough not to like the guy so far... he's a gamer.

KcMizzou
08-22-2009, 12:57 AM
How about Matt Cassel? I've been pimping him all offseason.

STOP IT.

Just cut that shit out.

Do NOT give the GC jinx to our franchinse QB. :mad:

Raised On Riots
08-22-2009, 12:57 AM
How about Matt Cassel? I've been pimping him all offseason.

PS - DVD is starting. LOOK OUT WORLD.

Well he certainly looked better than Favre. LMAO:LOL:


PS Damn you for putting that pic of Grandpa in the header of the game thread, you sonofabitch. :grr:

ArrowheadMagic
08-22-2009, 12:58 AM
So you don't understand team play? You don't understand team chemistry? You've gotten so caught up in individual failures that you can't recognize group potential. I saw what I saw with my own eyes, and I don't need some dumb mother****er, comedian wannabe like you to correct me.

Mother****er.

So why don't you go back your fantasy league and X-Box 360 you sniveling little bitch, before I knock your virtual teeth down your ****ing throat.


Thats it?

Raised On Riots
08-22-2009, 12:59 AM
I suck?


Yep, pretty much.

Claynus
08-22-2009, 12:59 AM
STOP IT.

Just cut that shit out.

Do NOT give the GC jinx to our franchinse QB. :mad:

There is no GC jinx. It's an urban legend. I was pimping LJ long before he ran for 1700 yards.

And I was slamming Tyler Thigpen before anyone knew he was butt.

Raised On Riots
08-22-2009, 01:00 AM
There is no GC jinx. It's an urban legend. I was pimping LJ long before he ran for 1700 yards.

And I was slamming Tyler Thigpen before anyone knew he was butt.

How did that little monkey's ass get hurt?

UsualSuspects
08-22-2009, 01:03 AM
Yeah and he had two catches, m'fer!

And was tied for 6th total REC yards (behind a RB and Lawrence) tonight while being lost.

Also just 1 yard ahead of another RB who was a rookie. :doh!:

Ultra Peanut
08-22-2009, 01:05 AM
COREY MAYS HERE WITH A BRAND NEW PRODUCT CALLED SHOCKINGLY DECENT LINEBACKER™

its me im the lazy girl in da op

Ari Chi3fs
08-22-2009, 01:05 AM
OMG the GC jinx is soooo real. DAMMIT! Fuck.

UsualSuspects
08-22-2009, 01:05 AM
COREY MAYS HERE WITH A BRAND NEW PRODUCT CALLED SHOCKINGLY DECENT LINEBACKERô

Repost!

Claynus
08-22-2009, 01:06 AM
And was tied for 6th total REC yards (behind a RB and Lawrence) tonight while being lost.

Also just 1 yard ahead of another RB who was a rookie. :doh!:

Irrelevant. Darling, a starter, got his work in with the starters, after starting the game in his starting role.

Ari Chi3fs
08-22-2009, 01:08 AM
COREY MAYS HERE WITH A BRAND NEW PRODUCT CALLED SHOCKINGLY DECENT LINEBACKERô

its me im the lazy girl in da op

Now you are just rep whoring... reposting hilarity from another thread... tsk tsk

KcMizzou
08-22-2009, 01:09 AM
COREY MAYS HERE WITH A BRAND NEW PRODUCT CALLED SHOCKINGLY DECENT LINEBACKERô

its me im the lazy girl in da opAgain? Damn..

C'mon UP.

Tribal Warfare
08-22-2009, 01:11 AM
Do NOT give the GC jinx to our franchinse QB. :mad:

The GC jinx is when he says "stay down bitch" concerning an injury to the opposition then following week one of KC's players gets injured and is out for the year.

KcMizzou
08-22-2009, 01:11 AM
OMG the GC jinx is soooo real. DAMMIT! ****.Shuddup. You know as well as I do, nearly every player Gochiefs hooks his wagon to... ends up sucking.

Claynus
08-22-2009, 01:13 AM
Shuddup. You know as well as I do, nearly every player Gochiefs hooks his wagon to... ends up sucking.

Name one.

Larry Johnson had a GOOD season last year. The jury is out on Devard Darling.

KcMizzou
08-22-2009, 01:14 AM
I'm not saying he's Comochief.... (that shit is uncanny)...

But, still...

:)

Claynus
08-22-2009, 01:14 AM
The GC jinx is when he says "stay down bitch" concerning an injury to the opposition then following week one of KC's players gets injured and is out for the year.

That's also total bullshit. It's only happened maybe twice. As often as I say that, it's bound to happen a couple times.

KcMizzou
08-22-2009, 01:15 AM
Name one.

Larry Johnson had a GOOD season last year. The jury is out on Devard Darling.I'm an LJ fan... but, really?

Claynus
08-22-2009, 01:16 AM
I'm an LJ fan... but, really?

He would have hit nearly 1,200 yards if he hadn't been suspended. Behind THAT offensive line? Good enough for me.

ArrowheadMagic
08-22-2009, 01:16 AM
That's also total bullshit. It's only happened maybe twice. As often as I say that, it's bound to happen a couple times.



LOL...... poor WIPE Illustrated. well...poor subscribers.

Micjones
08-22-2009, 01:26 AM
Mays looks like he'll be one of the bright spots on this defense this year.
I hope they turn him loose and allow him to wreak some havoc.

UsualSuspects
08-22-2009, 01:26 AM
Name one.

Larry Johnson had a GOOD season last year( if he was eligible to play football- instead of spitting contests). The jury is out on Devard Darling. -notice if and would inserted.

O Rly?

IIRC DVD was our savior last year according to some.......Our savior. ROFL

Has anyone saw Nick "Assclown" Athan and GC at the same time?

Claynus
08-22-2009, 01:27 AM
I certainly never called him a savior. But I saw something in him. Apparently Todd Haley does, too.

Raised On Riots
08-22-2009, 01:39 AM
I certainly never called him a savior. But I saw something in him. Apparently Todd Haley does, too.

I noticed your True Savior, your "Selection O' The Season" sucked some juicy dog-balls this evening.:D

What can Brown do for you?

Suck lots of ass apparently.LMAO

Tribal Warfare
08-22-2009, 01:40 AM
That's also total bullshit. It's only happened maybe twice. As often as I say that, it's bound to happen a couple times.


fuck with bad juju, and the football gods get pissed. That twice was two years straight with Trent and LJ

Raised On Riots
08-22-2009, 01:41 AM
Mays looks like he'll be one of the bright spots on this defense this year.
I hope they turn him loose and allow him to wreak some havoc.

The last person I put the Mojo on, before he ever played a down as a Chief, was Brandon Flowers.

Rejoice!:D

ArrowheadMagic
08-22-2009, 01:42 AM
I certainly never called him a savior. But I saw something in him. Apparently Todd Haley does, too.


You wouldnt know talent if it kicked you in ball(s?). assuming both have dropped.

Claynus
08-22-2009, 01:43 AM
You wouldnt know talent if it kicked you in ball(s?). assuming both have dropped.

I'm bang-on right about Matt Cassel. Tonight was the first step.

Raised On Riots
08-22-2009, 01:45 AM
I'm bang-on right about Matt Cassel. Tonight was the first step.

I don't know if I trust you with the Mojo Bag just yet. :D

Ultra Peanut
08-22-2009, 01:46 AM
Again? Damn..

C'mon UP.Pffft. Y'all bitches should just be glad I still grace this pit of cess and other nasty things.


matter of fact, i mean not to

/slips ring on finger, disappears, sails off to elfen village

KcMizzou
08-22-2009, 01:48 AM
Pffft. Y'all bitches should just be glad I still grace this pit of cess and other nasty things.


matter of fact, i mean not to

/slips ring on finger, disappears, sails off to elfen villageQuality response...

ArrowheadMagic
08-22-2009, 01:50 AM
Pffft. Y'all bitches should just be glad I still grace this pit of cess and other nasty things.


matter of fact, i mean not to

/slips ring on finger, disappears, sails off to elfen village


Apparently .. your other ball dropped.

Raised On Riots
08-22-2009, 01:51 AM
Pffft. Y'all bitches should just be glad I still grace this pit of cess and other nasty things.


matter of fact, i mean not to

/slips ring on finger, disappears, sails off to elfen village

ROFLWTF???

Now THAT was some proper Mojo.

ArrowheadMagic
08-22-2009, 01:51 AM
NTTIAWWT

KcMizzou
08-22-2009, 01:57 AM
ROFLWTF???

Now THAT was some proper Mojo. I'm trying really hard not to quote the "One ring, to rule them all..." thing.

I'm such a huge dork.

Screw you, UP.

UsualSuspects
08-22-2009, 02:07 AM
I certainly never called him a savior. But I saw something in him. Apparently Todd Haley does, too.

We have a long history of great 89's in KC. Otis Taylor. Andre Rison. Jason Dunn. Now Devard Darling. So it is written, so it shall be done.

Can't link cause I am a n00b, I guess.

OK then. There is a search function on here you know?

Not a savior, word per word but that's just wpi style (or Nick "Assclown" Athan style) :doh!:

So GC and Nick are the one and same?

Raised On Riots
08-22-2009, 02:08 AM
I'm trying really hard not to quote the "One ring, to rule them all..." thing.

I'm such a huge dork.

Screw you, UP.

I got more of a "Harry Potter"-vibe off of that.:D

Raised On Riots
08-22-2009, 02:20 AM
Can't link cause I am a n00b, I guess.

OK then. There is a search function on here you know?

Not a savior, word per word but that's just wpi style (or Nick "Assclown" Athan style) :doh!:

So GC and Nick are the one and same?

There are two answers to that question. Mine is still "no".

Claynus
08-22-2009, 02:23 AM
Not a savior, word per word but that's just wpi style (or Nick "Assclown" Athan style) :doh!:

It's called humor. You should learn to appreciate it.

salame
08-22-2009, 02:31 AM
he does look pretty damn good

Rausch
08-22-2009, 02:33 AM
STOP IT.

Just cut that shit out.

Do NOT give the GC jinx to our franchinse QB. :mad:

Perhaps he's just really well hung...