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Douche Baggins
08-22-2009, 10:05 AM
http://kan.scout.com/2/890791.html

Now you know why Scott Pioli decided Matt Cassel was worth a second-round draft choice and $63 million of Hunt money. He can make the best out of a horrible situation and look pretty calm doing it, as if it was business as usual. You saw it Friday night against the Minnesota Vikings.

Honestly, I hate to impugn the 10 other Chiefs who lined up with Cassel for a half. Football is the ultimate team game. But thereís no question about it Ė Cassel was the driving force. He was the engine that made the offense go, that directed two scoring drives.

The rest of his teammates? They tried to throw a monkey wrench into the machine more often than not.

On the first play from scrimmage, tight end Sean Ryan (http://kan.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=8&c=1&nid=4307547) horribly blew a block on Minnesotaís Ray Edwards (http://kan.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=8&c=1&nid=4176275) while Cassel carried out a play fake. But the Chiefs got a first down because Cassel had both the presence of mind to avoid Edwards and the burst to outrun Chad Greenway (http://kan.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=8&c=1&nid=4176280) to the sticks.

One snap later, Mike Goff (http://kan.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=8&c=1&nid=4307449) let Kevin Williams (http://kan.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=8&c=1&nid=4176334) blow right past him and straight into his quarterbackís face. Not only did Cassel dodge Williams, he ducked under a Fred Evans (http://kan.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=8&c=1&nid=4208080) tackle attempt and managed to ignore Ben Leber (http://kan.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=8&c=1&nid=4176300) sprinting at him, hitting tight end Jake OíConnell for a first down. Oh, why was OíConnell open? Because Leber left coverage to try and stop the scrambling quarterback.

At this point, the Chiefs were past midfield with a promising drive going. After a dive play was stuffed and Jamaal Charles (http://kan.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=8&c=1&nid=4307409) fumbled, any hope of a score was completely snuffed out, of course. Cassel can't do everything.

On the Chiefsí next drive, Cassel fired a pass down the field towards Dwayne Bowe (http://kan.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=8&c=1&nid=4307406). It was fairly obvious the ball was thrown right where it needed to be Ė had it been thrown further to the outside, it was an easy interception for Antoine Winfield (http://kan.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=8&c=1&nid=4176337). But Bowe slowed his route coming out of the break and the ball sailed through the window, in and out of the hands of a safety backing up the play. Snaps like that may be why Bowe still hasnít started a game this season.

But thatís OK Ė on the next play, Cassel was forced to run again, this time because of Edwards (Barry Richardson (http://kan.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=8&c=1&nid=4307545)ís man). The progression of the play was blown, but as he ran, Cassel not only kept his eyes downfield, he sucked up the coverage and hit Bowe in stride for another first down.

There was some issue on this play as to whether or not Cassel was over the line of scrimmage. Perhaps he was. But whatís good enough for John Elway is good enough for another guy wearing #7. A few plays later, after Cassel ran around and completed another pass, the Chiefs got on the board with a field goal.

Later, the Chiefs had a third-and-15 after Devard Darling (http://kan.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=8&c=1&nid=4307431) dropped a pass and Barry Richardson was flagged for a false start (two more monkey wrenches). The Vikings pushed the pocket right into Casselís face, but he acted as if he were standing alone in the middle of the Metrodome and hit Charles in stride for a first down. Of course the drive was doomed by a penalty and two sacks on the next series of downs. Cassel canít do everything.

Alright, Iíll guess Iíll give credit to Larry Johnson (http://kan.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=8&c=1&nid=4307530) for an 18-yard burst and Quinten Lawrence for a 14-yard end around. Itís amazing what happens when the Chiefs run the ball a little Ė Cassel leads a touchdown drive.

We probably shouldnít be too hard on the Chiefsí offensive line and running backs. After all, it was just a week ago that the Vikings got to Peyton Manning (http://kan.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=8&c=1&nid=4217520) and the Colts in the worst way. Manning was sacked three times in five dropbacks. The Colts didnít crack the end zone and totaled just 142 yards of offense for the entire game.

What the Chiefs did Ė or rather, what Cassel did, mostly - looks impressive by comparison. Think about this Ė what happens if Damon Huard (http://kan.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=8&c=1&nid=3698859), Brodie Croyle (http://kan.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=8&c=1&nid=4307425) or Tyler Thigpen (http://kan.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=8&c=1&nid=4307555) are under center? Most likely, Huard curls up into a little ball as Minnesotaís pass rush crushes him like a tsunami and Croyle leaves the game after something else breaks. Thigpen, while desperately looking for Tony Gonzalez, would likely escape only to chuck the ball into the ground, at a fan or a defensive back.

I could go on, talk about how Cassel was constantly turning his head, going through his progressions like a robot and throwing with consistent accuracy, but you get the idea. Itís nothing new, however. Itís all on tape, 16 games of it, from a year ago in New England. Itís the same player, doing the same things, leading his team down the field and into the end zone.

Oh, and speaking of New England, there was one other monkey wrench in the machine Friday night Ė the Chiefs placed Randy Moss (http://kan.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=8&c=1&nid=4309679) and Wes Welker (http://kan.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=8&c=1&nid=4309694) on their inactive list. Cassel looked totally helpless without them, didnít he?


Richardsonís Opportunity

I could probably write an entire column about the disappointing play of right tackle Barry Richardson, but a blurb will do for now. Rarely, if ever, do you actually see an attached blurb in this space, but this is a special situation.

In River Falls this past week, Richardson received extensive snaps with the first-team offensive line. The Chiefs, like most of us, apparently arenít huge Damion McIntosh (http://kan.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=8&c=1&nid=4307539) fans, and knowing the youth, size and talent Richardson brings to the table, decided to give him an opportunity by starting him against the Vikings.

Iím no offensive line coach, but itís doubtful Richardson impressed his too much Friday night. The Chiefs were counting on him to be the point man as they ran to the strong side in the first half, but all you really have to do is look at the box score Ė apart from one burst from Larry Johnson, KCís running game ran into a brick wall and fell down, dazed.

When the Chiefs ran a stretch play on Johnsonís first carry, Richardson couldnít seal Ray Edwards to the inside. Guess who dumped LJ for a two-yard loss? Edwards. Later, NFL Networkís Mike Mayock commented on how Richardsonís inability to pin Edwards to the inside made Johnson cut a run back up inside, into pursuit.

In pass protection, it was pretty clear Richardson struggled with Edwardsí speed. Cassel constantly had to step up in the pocket to avoid pressure to his right. But Edwards, who is only 268 pounds, even managed to embarrass Richardson with pure brute strength.

On the play in question, the Chiefs were in third and long, with an empty backfield. After setting up well initially, Richardson went flying and landed on his side after one well-timed shove from Edwards. Fortunately for Richardson, his quarterback was throwing the ball as this happened.

There were other things to dislike Ė Richardson had a false start, and looked a little slow getting off the ball on certain snaps. Immediately after Richardson was replaced by McIntosh in the second quarter, Johnson ripped off an 18-yard gain and the Chiefs scored a touchdown a few plays later.

Gee, I wonder why?

What happens if Richardson has to block Shawne Merriman (http://kan.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=8&c=1&nid=4189310)? Yikes.

boogblaster
08-22-2009, 10:13 AM
Cassel looked like a starter to me ...

JD10367
08-22-2009, 10:16 AM
"There was some issue on this play as to whether or not Cassel was over the line of scrimmage. Perhaps he was. But what’s good enough for John Elway is good enough for another guy wearing #7."

ROFL

"Oh, and speaking of New England, there was one other monkey wrench in the machine Friday night – the Chiefs placed Randy Moss and Wes Welker on their inactive list. Cassel looked totally helpless without them, didn’t he?"

:spock: WTF?!? Belichick traded THEM to you guys, too?!? My Pats are f**ked!!1!!!!1

Buzzsaw
08-22-2009, 10:22 AM
On the first play from scrimmage, tight end Sean Ryan horribly blew a block on Minnesotaís Ray Edwards while Cassel carried out a play fake.

Not good when a blocking specialist can't do the one thing he's getting paid to do.

Deberg_1990
08-22-2009, 10:23 AM
rest assured, you can bet the Chiesf will be scanning the cuts soon for some RT's.

talastan
08-22-2009, 10:25 AM
rest assured, you can bet the Chiesf will be scanning the cuts soon for some RT's, RG's, and C's.

FYP :thumb:

btlook1
08-22-2009, 10:25 AM
Nice article Claythan, keep up the good work!

milkman
08-22-2009, 10:33 AM
I just finished rewatching the first half of this game, rewinding and replaying every snap, sometimes 7 or 8 times, and I'm here to tell you, Claythan, you don't have a fucking clue.

Barry Richardson missed a couple of blocks in the run game, ut overal did a pretty good job.

In pass protect, he did his job.
He stayed between his man and Cassel, allowing Cassel to step up and make plays.

Overall, I think his performance rated a continued look at him into practice and the next game.

JASONSAUTO
08-22-2009, 10:35 AM
I just finished rewatching the first half of this game, rewinding and replaying every snap, sometimes 7 or 8 times, and I'm here to tell you, Claythan, you don't have a fucking clue.

Barry Richardson missed a couple of blocks in the run game, ut overal did a pretty good job.

In pass protect, he did his job.
He stayed between his man and Cassel, allowing Cassel to step up and make plays.

Overall, I think his performance rated a continued look at him into practice and the next game.

:clap: ijust did the same thing and agree with milkman. he should get more reps for sure. and larry missed some big holes to the right side. he ran up waters' ass when he could have took one step right and have daylight. Did you catch that play MM?

talastan
08-22-2009, 10:36 AM
I just finished rewatching the first half of this game, rewinding and replaying every snap, sometimes 7 or 8 times, and I'm here to tell you, Claythan, you don't have a ****ing clue.

Barry Richardson missed a couple of blocks in the run game, ut overal did a pretty good job.

In pass protect, he did his job.
He stayed between his man and Cassel, allowing Cassel to step up and make plays.

Overall, I think his performance rated a continued look at him into practice and the next game.


As far as pass protection goes, I think Richardson was not bad, but he'll defintely need to get more aggressive during run blocking. Otherwise we need someone mean to come in there and mow over some defenses.

milkman
08-22-2009, 10:37 AM
The fact is, in rewatching the first half and replaying every snap, over and over again, I came to a couple of inevitable conclusions.

Mike Goff sucks ass, and LJ makes this O-Line look worse than it is because he has no vision, no patience, no power and no burst.

The one good run he made, he had a nice hole, created by a Richardson block, and he simply ran to the spot where the play was designed to run.

milkman
08-22-2009, 10:39 AM
As far as pass protection goes, I think Richardson was not bad, but he'll defintely need to get more aggressive during run blocking. Otherwise we need someone mean to come in there and mow over some defenses.

Yes I did.

Just an example of LJ's lack of vision.

JASONSAUTO
08-22-2009, 10:39 AM
The fact is, in rewatching the first half and replaying every snap, over and over again, I came to a couple of inevitable conclusions.

Mike Goff sucks ass, and LJ makes this O-Line look worse than it is because he has no vision, no patience, no power and no burst.

The one good run he made, he had a nice hole, created by a Richardson block, and he simply ran to the spot where the play was designed to run.

this for sure. IMO we should cut the guy

JASONSAUTO
08-22-2009, 10:40 AM
Yes I did.

Just an example of LJ's lack of vision.

i think you quoted the wrong post:D but yeah i agree. he would have SHOULD HAVE been gone

RedThat
08-22-2009, 10:45 AM
The fact is, in rewatching the first half and replaying every snap, over and over again, I came to a couple of inevitable conclusions.

Mike Goff sucks ass, and LJ makes this O-Line look worse than it is because he has no vision, no patience, no power and no burst.

The one good run he made, he had a nice hole, created by a Richardson block, and he simply ran to the spot where the play was designed to run.

I noticed too he hasn't been playing well lately. Maybe they should give Colin Brown a shot?

milkman
08-22-2009, 10:46 AM
Another inevitable conclusion I came to is that even though Brian Waters looks to be in the best shape he's been in in years, he has lost a step (or more), and looks really slow.

One other observation, this on Albert.

He actually played pretty well.

There were two plays that people looked at that have led to unfair criticism.

On one, he was engaged with his man (Robison), pushing hi out and behind the pocket, when Charles came in and hit Robison, spun him out of the block, and turned it into a beeline to the QB.

The other, Albert was setting up to block Robison, with a saftey blitzing, a blitz that Charles shoul have picked up, but he instead ran to the outside shoulder of Albert again, forcing Albert to try and turn inside to pick up the bitz, which he simply didn't have time to pick up.

JASONSAUTO
08-22-2009, 10:47 AM
I noticed too he hasn't been playing well lately. Maybe they should give Colin Brown a shot?

brown had a couple of good plays last night, his feet looked good on the one that sticks out in my mind the most. but it was of course against 3rd stringers

ncCHIEFfan
08-22-2009, 10:49 AM
Thanks for the DETAILED info milkman. I had to watch on Justintv(no rewind capabilities)

Chiefshrink
08-22-2009, 10:59 AM
Like most of you my Chief brethern we have all experienced the wonderful sacks of DT on John Elway as well as the 'stinging brilliant athletic playmaking ability' and nemisis in John Elway with much awe and respect regardless of how many times he beat us.

I didn't watch MC last year except for the Chiefs game nor did I watch any remaining games of MC the rest of 2008. However, in last week's game against the Texans there was one play in which MC brilliantly scrambled out of the pocket and hit SR on the run only for SR to drop it reminded me so much of what Elway used do to us all the time.

After last nites performance of MC and I don't say this litely;we have found our John Elway. The whole night I caught myself in the "twilight zone" thinking MC is the 2nd coming of Elway. I couldn't "BELIEVE" how much he plays and looks like Elway on the field(regardless of MC wearing No.7 LOL!). Most of all MC's "instinctual feel and playmaking ability" in and out of the pocket was genius 'vintage Elway' of the past.

Fellas, it is our time to return the favor to Denver and the rest of the NFL for at least the next 10yrs. We are in good hands!!!

milkman
08-22-2009, 11:01 AM
Another couple of observations, and this reiterates what I saw in the first game.

Alex Boone is not a starter quality DE, and Ron Edwards is about as useful as $10 hooker at a pRon convention.

Tank Tyler has looked stronger, more active, and played smarter, by far.

Even Derek Lokey, at 287 is a better NT than Edwards.

milkman
08-22-2009, 11:02 AM
Like most of you my Chief brethern we have all experienced the wonderful sacks of DT on John Elway as well as the 'stinging brilliant athletic playmaking ability' and nemisis in John Elway with much awe and respect regardless of how many times he beat us.

I didn't watch MC last year except for the Chiefs game nor did I watch any remaining games of MC the rest of 2008. However, in last week's game against the Texans there was one play in which MC brilliantly scrambled out of the pocket and hit SR on the run only for SR to drop it reminded me so much of what Elway used do to us all the time.

After last nites performance of MC and I don't say this litely;we have found our John Elway. The whole night I caught myself in the "twilight zone" thinking MC is the 2nd coming of Elway. I couldn't "BELIEVE" how much he plays and looks like Elway on the field(regardless of MC wearing No.7 LOL!). Most of all MC's "instinctual feel and playmaking ability" in and out of the pocket was genius 'vintage Elway' of the past.

Fellas, it is our time to return the favor to Denver and the rest of the NFL for at least the next 10yrs. We are in good hands!!!

Wow......I think you need to see a shrink.

JASONSAUTO
08-22-2009, 11:02 AM
Another couple of observations, and this reiterates what I saw in the first game.

Alex Boone is not a starter quality DE, and Ron Edwards is about as useful as $10 hooker at a pRon convention.

Tank Tyler has looked stronger, more active, and played smarter, by far.

Even Derek Lokey, at 287 is a better NT than Edwards.

agreed again, tyler took a blocker and a chip from another ol and still managed to tackle the RB on one of his first plays IIRC

wild1
08-22-2009, 11:12 AM
cassel succeeds despite the chiefs? what team does he play for?

Chiefshrink
08-22-2009, 11:48 AM
Wow......I think you need to see a shrink.

Make sure you save this post because my 'sports analysis' as well as 'psychological analysis' is rarely ever wrong:thumb:

We just need to make sure we get Matt an O-line in the near future:rolleyes:

the Talking Can
08-22-2009, 12:06 PM
The fact is, in rewatching the first half and replaying every snap, over and over again, I came to a couple of inevitable conclusions.

Mike Goff sucks ass, and LJ makes this O-Line look worse than it is because he has no vision, no patience, no power and no burst.

The one good run he made, he had a nice hole, created by a Richardson block, and he simply ran to the spot where the play was designed to run.

that is an excellent point

....opportunity costs don't show up in the box score....you see poor running stats and assume there were no holes, but in the case of Blind Larry Johnson...

not having watched it closely i'll take your more hopeful (than mine) assessment of richardson's performance...

JASONSAUTO
08-22-2009, 12:10 PM
that is an excellent point

....opportunity costs don't show up in the box score....you see poor running stats and assume there were no holes, but in the case of Blind Larry Johnson...

not having watched it closely i'll take your more hopeful (than mine) assessment of richardson's performance...

milky is our resident oline guru, i watched it pretty closly this morning and i see what he saw. richardson looked adequate while goof(not sp. wrong)
looked bad

milkman
08-22-2009, 12:12 PM
Make sure you save this post because my 'sports analysis' as well as 'psychological analysis' is rarely ever wrong:thumb:

We just need to make sure we get Matt an O-line in the near future:rolleyes:

Let me put it another way.

You are a fucking idiot.

JFC!

Elway.

Moron.

Dumbaass

Let me think.

I'll come up with more.

Cave Johnson
08-22-2009, 01:23 PM
Like most of you my Chief brethern we have all experienced the wonderful sacks of DT on John Elway as well as the 'stinging brilliant athletic playmaking ability' and nemisis in John Elway with much awe and respect regardless of how many times he beat us.

I didn't watch MC last year except for the Chiefs game nor did I watch any remaining games of MC the rest of 2008. However, in last week's game against the Texans there was one play in which MC brilliantly scrambled out of the pocket and hit SR on the run only for SR to drop it reminded me so much of what Elway used do to us all the time.

After last nites performance of MC and I don't say this litely;we have found our John Elway. The whole night I caught myself in the "twilight zone" thinking MC is the 2nd coming of Elway. I couldn't "BELIEVE" how much he plays and looks like Elway on the field(regardless of MC wearing No.7 LOL!). Most of all MC's "instinctual feel and playmaking ability" in and out of the pocket was genius 'vintage Elway' of the past.

Fellas, it is our time to return the favor to Denver and the rest of the NFL for at least the next 10yrs. We are in good hands!!!

Yours posts: hyperbole: Seurat: pointillism

orange
08-22-2009, 01:27 PM
Make sure you save this post because my 'sports analysis' as well as 'psychological analysis' is rarely ever wrong:thumb:

Where did all your CasinoCash go?

Saul Good
08-22-2009, 01:50 PM
The fact is, in rewatching the first half and replaying every snap, over and over again, I came to a couple of inevitable conclusions.

Mike Goff sucks ass, and LJ makes this O-Line look worse than it is because he has no vision, no patience, no power and no burst.

The one good run he made, he had a nice hole, created by a Richardson block, and he simply ran to the spot where the play was designed to run.

Who did Richardson block on that play? Was is the waterboy? I was under the impression that he was out of the game at that point.

Quiet Storm
08-22-2009, 02:05 PM
Give it some time

DaneMcCloud
08-22-2009, 02:11 PM
Justifying his $63 million dollar contract AND a second round draft choice after a preseason game is fucking stupid.

At some point in time, his play and the Chiefs success may prove that trading for and signing him was in the best interest of the Chiefs organization. But to make that call after two fucking preseason games?

WTF?

Quiet Storm
08-22-2009, 02:22 PM
Justifying his $63 million dollar contract AND a second round draft choice after a preseason game is ****ing stupid.

At some point in time, his play and the Chiefs success may prove that trading for and signing him was in the best interest of the Chiefs organization. But to make that call after two ****ing preseason games?

WTF?

I was fooling about

DaneMcCloud
08-22-2009, 02:27 PM
I was fooling about

I was referring to Claythan's article

Chocolate Hog
08-22-2009, 02:35 PM
Justifying his $63 million dollar contract AND a second round draft choice after a preseason game is ****ing stupid.

At some point in time, his play and the Chiefs success may prove that trading for and signing him was in the best interest of the Chiefs organization. But to make that call after two ****ing preseason games?

WTF?

It's a good thing we traded him with this o-line. Your boy Sanchez woulda gotten hurt.

Saccopoo
08-22-2009, 02:44 PM
As far as pass protection goes, I think Richardson was not bad, but he'll defintely need to get more aggressive during run blocking. Otherwise we need someone mean to come in there and mow over some defenses.

Maybe we could fire up the DeLorean and draft Loadholt...

And, holy shit, is Percy Harvin fast.

Pioli Zombie
08-22-2009, 02:46 PM
I just finished rewatching the first half of this game, rewinding and replaying every snap, sometimes 7 or 8 times, and I'm here to tell you, Claythan, you don't have a fucking clue.

Barry Richardson missed a couple of blocks in the run game, ut overal did a pretty good job.

In pass protect, he did his job.
He stayed between his man and Cassel, allowing Cassel to step up and make plays.

Overall, I think his performance rated a continued look at him into practice and the next game.

Wtf??? You watched every play of the first half of a preseason game, sometimes 7 or 8 times??????

Jason, you too? And you aren't on the Kansas City Chiefs coaching staff?

Ok, you people need a fucking life.
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DaneMcCloud
08-22-2009, 03:00 PM
It's a good thing we traded him with this o-line. Your boy Sanchez woulda gotten hurt.

That's irrelevant at this point because the Chiefs traded for Cassel.

I didn't state that Cassel was a bad QB or has performed poorly.

But to call his $63 million contract and trade an unquantified success after two preseason games is fucking ridiculous.

What if he's injured next week behind this awful offensive line and never is the same? What if he's injured and doesn't play well again?

There are just far too many variable to make that kind of a statement at this point.

BarrySPAMAID
08-22-2009, 03:01 PM
I just finished rewatching the first half of this game, rewinding and replaying every snap, sometimes 7 or 8 times, and I'm here to tell you, Claythan, you don't have a ****ing clue.

Barry Richardson missed a couple of blocks in the run game, ut overal did a pretty good job.

In pass protect, he did his job.
He stayed between his man and Cassel, allowing Cassel to step up and make plays.

Overall, I think his performance rated a continued look at him into practice and the next game.


MILKMAN!!! I am proud to announce that I agree with you 100% on this post. Evidence of that can be found in episode 17 of the blog. GOOD STUFF man.

Now even the peeps over at WPI are trying to sell Doom and Gloom as well it seems at times. Monkey see, Monkey do. Hilarious!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV_PDb9CazA

Raised On Riots
08-22-2009, 03:06 PM
The fact is, in rewatching the first half and replaying every snap, over and over again, I came to a couple of inevitable conclusions.

Mike Goff sucks ass, and LJ makes this O-Line look worse than it is because he has no vision, no patience, no power and no burst.

The one good run he made, he had a nice hole, created by a Richardson block, and he simply ran to the spot where the play was designed to run.

He's a by the book type-back with little to no improvisation skills.

It's a good thing we traded him with this o-line. Your boy Sanchez woulda gotten hurt.

:spock: Is it Monday night yet?

Raised On Riots
08-22-2009, 03:10 PM
Wtf??? You watched every play of the first half of a preseason game, sometimes 7 or 8 times??????

Jason, you too? And you aren't on the Kansas City Chiefs coaching staff?

Ok, you people need a fucking life.
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I'm sorry, where are we again? Oh yeah; a hardcore football board. It doesn't matter if this team wins 20 Championships, there will always be analysis and the picking apart of players and coaches because, well, we're football fans and that's what we do.

No go post me a mobile slab o' ribs; I'm hungry.:p

milkman
08-22-2009, 03:43 PM
Wtf??? You watched every play of the first half of a preseason game, sometimes 7 or 8 times??????

Jason, you too? And you aren't on the Kansas City Chiefs coaching staff?

Ok, you people need a ****ing life.
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I'm a ****ing milkman.

On my days off I "sleep in" till 4:30AM.

What the hell else am I going to do at 4:30AM on a Saturday morning.

And speaking of getting a life, what the hell are you doing on a football discussion board on Saturday?

Why the hell are you not out there enjoying life, dumbass?

BDB
08-22-2009, 03:49 PM
Cassel is horrible. Chiefs are going to be a easy out again this year. Thank god they are in the AFC West. Sh!tiest franchise in the league and a good punching bag for the Broncos.

Chocolate Hog
08-22-2009, 03:50 PM
That's irrelevant at this point because the Chiefs traded for Cassel.

I didn't state that Cassel was a bad QB or has performed poorly.

But to call his $63 million contract and trade an unquantified success after two preseason games is ****ing ridiculous.

What if he's injured next week behind this awful offensive line and never is the same? What if he's injured and doesn't play well again?

There are just far too many variable to make that kind of a statement at this point.

I agree. You don't live around KC you should hear the bullshit the media was spewing. They were making it sound like there was a QB controversy and Cassel sucked. I undertsand why alot of fans are really excited even if it was just a pre-season game.

Halfcan
08-22-2009, 05:01 PM
nice one

Raised On Riots
08-22-2009, 06:53 PM
Cassel is horrible. Chiefs are going to be a easy out again this year. Thank god they are in the AFC West. Sh!tiest franchise in the league and a good punching bag for the Broncos.

Look; another Donkey wanting to abandon ship! You can become a Chiefs fan, but only if you survive the beat down.

We're gangsta' like that.

Toad
08-22-2009, 08:13 PM
The entire right side of the o-line starting from Waters over were not good. I still have the visual of Niswager getting shoved back like a little girl into Cassel's face. Here's to hoping Richardson has a fast learning curve and Goff and Waters are shaking off some old man rust.

And re LJ, someone needs to tell him to take off the diapers or something to piss him off to make him run mad again. It appears we do not have a suitable backup.

Sully
08-22-2009, 09:24 PM
Cassel is horrible. Chiefs are going to be a easy out again this year. Thank god they are in the AFC West. Sh!tiest franchise in the league and a good punching bag for the Broncos.

When I read your name, all I can think of is Twiki from Buck Rogers.



Oh...


...and you're a moron.

Raised On Riots
08-22-2009, 09:53 PM
When I read your name, all I can think of is Twiki from Buck Rogers.



Oh...


...and you're a moron.

ROFLROFLROFL I wonder if he has a little dick head-looking head like Twiki as well?

MadMax
08-22-2009, 11:04 PM
Cassel is horrible. Chiefs are going to be a easy out again this year. Thank god they are in the AFC West. Sh!tiest franchise in the league and a good punching bag for the Broncos.



As much as I think Mike Castlefuck is mediocre, I bust out laughing at the mention of Kyle Orton :)

salame
08-23-2009, 12:16 AM
http://www.sandland.com/images/golf.jpg

Chiefshrink
08-23-2009, 11:09 AM
Let me put it another way.

You are a ****ing idiot.

JFC!

Elway.

Moron.

Dumbaass

Let me think.

I'll come up with more.

Damn milk! Did you run out of prozac??? What did you do to yourself start drinking that 'fat free milk';)

Chiefshrink
08-23-2009, 11:10 AM
Yours posts: hyperbole: Seurat: pointillism

Yeah how bout those "hope and change knee pads" you got on for PeeBO? How's that workin for ya?

beach tribe
08-23-2009, 01:39 PM
Cassel is horrible. Chiefs are going to be a easy out again this year. Thank god they are in the AFC West. Sh!tiest franchise in the league and a good punching bag for the Broncos.

Cutler. Orton.

You Lose.

Pioli Zombie
08-23-2009, 02:14 PM
I'm sorry, where are we again? Oh yeah; a hardcore football board. It doesn't matter if this team wins 20 Championships, there will always be analysis and the picking apart of players and coaches because, well, we're football fans and that's what we do.

No go post me a mobile slab o' ribs; I'm hungry.:p

Yeah, but 7 or 8 times??? Sheesh. A playoff game maybe.
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Raised On Riots
08-23-2009, 02:59 PM
Yeah, but 7 or 8 times??? Sheesh. A playoff game maybe.
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You have to know who is what so when the team cuts or demotes the wrong guy, you can properly get your shit-fit on.;)

KCBOSS1
08-23-2009, 03:12 PM
I have to admit that I thought that Cassel was very cool and made the best out of a collapsing pocket. he made accurate passes and took them down the field.

Raised On Riots
08-23-2009, 03:15 PM
I have to admit that I thought that Cassel was very cool and made the best out of a collapsing pocket. he made accurate passes and took them down the field.

He's doing what the others before him couldn't; making the Chicken Salad.

It's gonna' be a tough year for him, but he's doing the most important thing so far in not turning the ball over with shit-throws.

banyon
08-23-2009, 03:18 PM
Now you know why Scott Pioli decided Matt Cassel was worth a second-round draft choice and $63 million of Hunt money. He can make the best out of a horrible situation and look pretty calm doing it, as if it was business as usual. You saw it Friday night against the Minnesota Vikings.

Well this first sentence doesn't make any sense. Pioli decided to get Cassel because he saw that he could make the best of a bad situation?

"Cassel- Yeah, I'm 2nd string on one of the top offenses in NFL history and have two pro bowl receivers, I'm going to try to make the bestof this bad situation. Oh, Brady went down. Well I'd rather holeup in the locker room with a bottle of Jack Daniels, but I'll see if I can make it work"

"Pioli- Wow, watch that kid make the best of a bad situation, chucking it up to Randy Moss and Wes Welker. After I sign with the Chiefs, I'm going to have an extra-bad situation, it's good that I've seen Cassel perform under these adverse conditions because I know that he'll do the same in Arrowhead with one of the league's worst offenses."

KCBOSS1
08-23-2009, 03:23 PM
He's doing what the others before him couldn't; making the Chicken Salad.

It's gonna' be a tough year for him, but he's doing the most important thing so far in not turning the ball over with shit-throws.

I don't know that Brodie wouldn't do the same thing with a much stronger, capable arm. But Cassel has a really good touch and throwing on the run and laying it out there smooth is tough. Brodie has a tendency stick it in their throat from 10 yards. I was impressed yesterday. I would still like to see him sling a little more, but smart with the ball is good. I was impressed.

Chiefshrink
08-23-2009, 04:22 PM
Well this first sentence doesn't make any sense. Pioli decided to get Cassel because he saw that he could make the best of a bad situation?

"Cassel- Yeah, I'm 2nd string on one of the top offenses in NFL history and have two pro bowl receivers, I'm going to try to make the bestof this bad situation. Oh, Brady went down. Well I'd rather holeup in the locker room with a bottle of Jack Daniels, but I'll see if I can make it work"

"Pioli- Wow, watch that kid make the best of a bad situation, chucking it up to Randy Moss and Wes Welker. After I sign with the Chiefs, I'm going to have an extra-bad situation, it's good that I've seen Cassel perform under these adverse conditions because I know that he'll do the same in Arrowhead with one of the league's worst offenses."

Banyon, with all due respect. Let's look at the flip side of your argument. What you are saying is that any or most QB's could or should have performed 'great' with that supporting cast in NE.

Respectfully, I disagree . E.G. You take the Chiefs of the early to mid 90's-all that supporting talent on both sides of the ball but average QBs in Deberg and Krieg. Montana was great for a time but past his prime with the Chiefs-only to show a glimpse of past brilliance on a Monday night against the Broncos). Deberg and Krieg could not get past their mediocrity and Marty for that matter.

The positive I see with MC is he not only performed well given a great supporting cast but towards the end of last season was performing 'great' IMO. Bottom line: When given the great cast MC took advantage of this great cast and actually got better as the season went along. What you worry about is when a QB stays mediocre with a great cast around him(ala Tavaris Jackson-Vikes). 3 examples(Deberg,Krieg and Jackson) and many more I'm sure if I took the time think about them.

Look how well MC played against the Vikes with at best mediocre O-line and still was able to move the ball and score. This shows you his potential greatness against a top rated D (granted 1 of the Williams boys and Allen didn't play but still you are talking the Vikes D) MC will be a top 3 QB in 2yrs and will be in the top 10 this yr IMO.;)

JASONSAUTO
08-23-2009, 05:06 PM
Wtf??? You watched every play of the first half of a preseason game, sometimes 7 or 8 times??????

Jason, you too? And you aren't on the Kansas City Chiefs coaching staff?

Ok, you people need a fucking life.
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damn man i think i have a pretty good lfe, i watched the game with my daughters and my wife, they dont know too much about football and watching the plays let them get a feel for the game AND let ME see specific players and how they are doing their jobs. i also have many friends own my own business spent the night last night out of town with the wife and three other couples had a REAL good time. AT LEAST im not hung up on some woman that screwed me over at some point in my life like you. maybe you are the one that needs to GET A LIFE.


EDIT: and you had it wrong it wasnt just the first half, it was the whole game

JD10367
08-23-2009, 05:12 PM
When I read your name, all I can think of is Twiki from Buck Rogers.

We pardon the interruption of this thread for a great reason to post a pic of Erin Gray, who initiated many a young-boy fantasy for yours truly. Thanks for the memories, Erin. And the sticky sheets.

http://estebanviso.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/eringray.jpg

Raised On Riots
08-23-2009, 05:14 PM
We pardon the interruption of this thread for a great reason to post a pic of Erin Gray, who initiated many a young-boy fantasy for yours truly. Thanks for the memories, Erin. And the sticky sheets.

http://estebanviso.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/eringray.jpg

"BDBDBD"! :clap:

Pioli Zombie
08-23-2009, 06:28 PM
I don't know that Brodie wouldn't do the same thing with a much stronger, capable arm. But Cassel has a really good touch and throwing on the run and laying it out there smooth is tough. Brodie has a tendency stick it in their throat from 10 yards. I was impressed yesterday. I would still like to see him sling a little more, but smart with the ball is good. I was impressed.
When will people fucking understand the most important ingrediant of what makes a great QB is not arm strength? Jeff George had arm strength. More than Montana or Brady.
Football smarts, pocket presence, leadership, poise, toughness,determination and a decent arm means more than who can throw the ball through a wall.
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Pioli Zombie
08-23-2009, 06:30 PM
damn man i think i have a pretty good lfe, i watched the game with my daughters and my wife, they dont know too much about football and watching the plays let them get a feel for the game AND let ME see specific players and how they are doing their jobs. i also have many friends own my own business spent the night last night out of town with the wife and three other couples had a REAL good time. AT LEAST im not hung up on some woman that screwed me over at some point in my life like you. maybe you are the one that needs to GET A LIFE.


EDIT: and you had it wrong it wasnt just the first half, it was the whole game

Your wife and friends watched the game 7 or 8 times with you? Because that's what you said.
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Raised On Riots
08-23-2009, 06:35 PM
When will people fucking understand the most important ingrediant of what makes a great QB is not arm strength? Jeff George had arm strength. More than Montana or Brady.
Football smarts, pocket presence, leadership, poise, toughness,determination and a decent arm means more than who can throw the ball through a wall.
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I agree, and class is in session tomorrow evening. :D

(take a deep breath, I'm just fuckin' with ya')

Pioli Zombie
08-23-2009, 06:39 PM
I agree, and class is in session tomorrow evening. :D

(take a deep breath, I'm just fuckin' with ya')

That's right! Jets on MNF. Jesus riding in on the donkey ;)
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Raised On Riots
08-23-2009, 06:46 PM
That's right! Jets on MNF. Jesus riding in on the donkey ;)
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ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Oh, you should see some of the NY Press; they can't WAIT to turn this kid in to a cult of personality. I hope has a good showing tomorrow, he's gonna' need it to sustain the NY hype-machine.

Pioli Zombie
08-23-2009, 06:48 PM
ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Oh, you should see some of the NY Press; they can't WAIT to turn this kid in to a cult of personality. I hope has a good showing tomorrow, he's gonna' need it to sustain the NY hype-machine.

Well at least he doesn't have a tough act to follow. If he has a lot of tipped passes and stupid interceptions they can call him the next Favre.
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Raised On Riots
08-23-2009, 06:52 PM
Well at least he doesn't have a tough act to follow. If he has a lot of tipped passes and stupid interceptions they can call him the next Favre.
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LMAO

Favre was intercepted three times.

By the astro-turf.

ASTRO-TURF FTW!!!LMAO

Pioli Zombie
08-23-2009, 06:57 PM
Did you ever see the sack last year Adalius Thomas had in NY when he sacked Favre AND the running back trying to block him? He just threw both of them to the ground. Favre had a terrified look on his face. Hilarious.
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Psyko Tek
08-23-2009, 06:57 PM
that is an excellent point

....opportunity costs don't show up in the box score....you see poor running stats and assume there were no holes, but in the case of Blind Larry Johnson...

not having watched it closely i'll take your more hopeful (than mine) assessment of richardson's performance...

BLJ
ROFL

blues singer

Raised On Riots
08-23-2009, 07:16 PM
Did you ever see the sack last year Adalius Thomas had in NY when he sacked Favre AND the running back trying to block him? He just threw both of them to the ground. Favre had a terrified look on his face. Hilarious.
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LMAO That's awesome.

Douche Baggins
08-23-2009, 09:27 PM
Well this first sentence doesn't make any sense. Pioli decided to get Cassel because he saw that he could make the best of a bad situation?


Sure. The Patriots had protection problems last year. Cassel frequently had to run.

I am sure the fact that Cassel can make a play when things break down factored into Pioli's decision.

Skip Towne
08-23-2009, 10:18 PM
Sure. The Patriots had protection problems last year. Cassel frequently had to run.

I am sure the fact that Cassel can make a play when things break down factored into Pioli's decision.

Still too early to tell but Matt is looking good.

salame
08-24-2009, 02:07 AM
http://www.vikingage.com/pics/tivoli_01.gif

JASONSAUTO
08-24-2009, 06:58 AM
Your wife and friends watched the game 7 or 8 times with you? Because that's what you said.
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huh? we watched specific plays 7-8 times. pretty easy with a DVR.

Lzen
08-24-2009, 07:25 AM
I just finished rewatching the first half of this game, rewinding and replaying every snap, sometimes 7 or 8 times, and I'm here to tell you, Claythan, you don't have a ****ing clue.

Barry Richardson missed a couple of blocks in the run game, ut overal did a pretty good job.

In pass protect, he did his job.
He stayed between his man and Cassel, allowing Cassel to step up and make plays.

Overall, I think his performance rated a continued look at him into practice and the next game.

Thank you. Man, I was arguing with those guys in the game thread. If you had not watched the game and only read that thread, you would think Richardson played like garbage. I thought he did ok.

Chiefnj2
08-24-2009, 07:32 AM
Richardson sucked ass in the game.

Lzen
08-24-2009, 07:41 AM
Justifying his $63 million dollar contract AND a second round draft choice after a preseason game is ****ing stupid.

At some point in time, his play and the Chiefs success may prove that trading for and signing him was in the best interest of the Chiefs organization. But to make that call after two ****ing preseason games?

WTF?

About as idiotic as discounting the trade and contract after 1 preseason game, eh?;)

DJ's left nut
08-24-2009, 08:34 AM
People are sticking up for Richardson's performance?

Macintosh has been the FAR better player of the two thus far. Had D-Mac put together the kind of outing that Richardson just did, people would've wanted him killed, not merely cut.

Richardson was not good. Not good at all. Johnson didn't do him any favors, but Richardson hardly looked like a guy that's going to be an NFL caliber starter.

The O-line took a pretty large step backwards and Richardson was the worst player on it, IMO. I don't think those 2 things are mere coincidence.

Douche Baggins
08-24-2009, 08:47 AM
Richardson faces Cory Redding this week, if he starts. If he is worth anything, it's a battle he should win.

Sully
08-25-2009, 07:50 PM
You take the Chiefs of the early to mid 90's-all that supporting talent on both sides of the ball

Aside from a good ofensive line, the Chiefs of the early to mid-90s had ZERO offensive talent.
How many years was our fullback our leading receiver?

Douche Baggins
08-25-2009, 07:55 PM
Aside from a good ofensive line, the Chiefs of the early to mid-90s had ZERO offensive talent.


That's just not true.

Willie Davis, JJ Birden, Keith Cash, Christian Okoye, Barry Word, Marcus Allen...good players for sure.

Chocolate Hog
08-25-2009, 07:55 PM
You guys might want to give the 5th round pick more then 1 pre-season game before you say he sucks.

PGM
08-25-2009, 07:56 PM
People are sticking up for Richardson's performance?

Macintosh has been the FAR better player of the two thus far. Had D-Mac put together the kind of outing that Richardson just did, people would've wanted him killed, not merely cut.

Richardson was not good. Not good at all. Johnson didn't do him any favors, but Richardson hardly looked like a guy that's going to be an NFL caliber starter.

The O-line took a pretty large step backwards and Richardson was the worst player on it, IMO. I don't think those 2 things are mere coincidence.

Richardson is in his 2nd year. McIntosh is a vet. Of course the younger guy is going to get more favortism. McIntosh is what he is, Richardson could still develop into a pretty good player with time even if he isn't ready now.

OnTheWarpath58
08-25-2009, 07:57 PM
Had D-Mac put together the kind of outing that Richardson just did, people would've wanted him killed, not merely cut.

And rightfully so, as Mac is a 30 year old vet, and Richardson was making his first start.

I've got patience for young guys to make mistakes and learn.

I have no patience for vets that can't get the job done.

Sully
08-25-2009, 08:01 PM
That's just not true.

Willie Davis, JJ Birden, Keith Cash, Christian Okoye, Barry Word, Marcus Allen...good players for sure.

Wilie Davis/JJ Birden=average NFL players, at best
Christian Okoye/Barry Word= Good for VERY short periods of time, but very good for what they did, I'll concede these two.
Marcus Allen=Old when he got here. Almost exclusively a goal line/short yardage player. Not a great player by any means.

Douche Baggins
08-25-2009, 08:05 PM
Wilie Davis/JJ Birden=average NFL players, at best
Christian Okoye/Barry Word= Good for VERY short periods of time, but very good for what they did, I'll concede these two.
Marcus Allen=Old when he got here. Almost exclusively a goal line/short yardage player. Not a great player by any means.

Allen had 700+ rushing yards in multiple seasons.

ANYWAY YOU WRONG! :cuss:

Raised On Riots
08-25-2009, 08:07 PM
Wilie Davis/JJ Birden=average NFL players, at best
Christian Okoye/Barry Word= Good for VERY short periods of time, but very good for what they did, I'll concede these two.
Marcus Allen=Old when he got here. Almost exclusively a goal line/short yardage player. Not a great player by any means.

http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv252/raisedonriots/MASK.jpg

Sully
08-25-2009, 08:07 PM
Allen had 700+ rushing yards in multiple seasons.

ANYWAY YOU WRONG! :cuss:

Are you trying to argue 700+yards is anything but average?

Douche Baggins
08-25-2009, 08:13 PM
Are you trying to argue 700+yards is anything but average?

Marcus was a good player. It's not like he was out there running like Donnell Bennett.

The Chiefs had talent on offense. Maybe not ELITE talent, but talented players for sure.

Reerun_KC
08-25-2009, 08:18 PM
We have our own modern day Donnell Bennett now...

Sully
08-25-2009, 08:19 PM
Marcus was a good player. It's not like he was out there running like Donnell Bennett.

The Chiefs had talent on offense. Maybe not ELITE talent, but talented players for sure.

Okay, I'll say it was an overstatement that they had ZERO talent.

They had average NFL talent. Very average.
Nothing about our offense scared anyone, other than running into those big backs a few times a game.


I was a sophomore in high school when Christian and Barry were doing their thing, and our football coach was trying to instill in our minds the importance of running the ball. So he talks to us for a few minutes and explains how average DeBerg was, but he won, because he would walk up to the line and be able to say to the defense, "Fuck you...here Christian."

That coach was fun. Colorful, and busted our asses, but fun.

Raised On Riots
08-25-2009, 08:22 PM
We have our own modern day Donnell Bennett now...

:eek:

:popcorn:

Douche Baggins
08-25-2009, 08:23 PM
We have our own modern day Donnell Bennett now...

http://lolfed.com/wp-content/uploads/aw-hell-naw.jpg

Chocolate Hog
08-25-2009, 08:24 PM
Whos the Chiefs modern day Donnell Bennett?

StcChief
08-25-2009, 08:30 PM
LJ can't improvise... that has been evident for along time. if it's not there he's funked....
wish he would have become the player of promise instead the hole hitter.

Raised On Riots
08-25-2009, 08:30 PM
Whos the Chiefs modern day Donnell Bennett?

Bernard Pollard's favorite chew-toy. :evil:

aturnis
08-25-2009, 10:36 PM
Whos the Chiefs modern day Donnell Bennett?

Who the fuck do you think. Who else, Larry fucking worthless Johnson.

Chocolate Hog
08-25-2009, 11:44 PM
Who the **** do you think. Who else, Larry ****ing worthless Johnson.

And he's still the best RB on the roster.

salame
08-26-2009, 01:32 AM
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/images/football/nfl/players/2788.jpg

ladies and gentleman
BAM MORRIS

milkman
08-26-2009, 03:47 AM
And he's still the best RB on the roster.

Which is nothing more than a sad commentary on the talent we have at RB.

Reerun_KC
08-26-2009, 05:15 AM
Which is nothing more than a sad commentary on the talent we have at RB.

agreed, we are short of talent at RB.... Charles is a decent change of pace back, but other than that, we are very thin... IF and YES IF it wasnt for LJ's shitty stupid ass contract that only a retarded moron would of offered him. His Donnell Bennett wanna be ass would be gone, long gone from Arrowhead by now...

Skip Towne
08-26-2009, 05:49 AM
Which is nothing more than a sad commentary on the talent we have at RB.

The dude went downhill fast.

KC Hawks
04-24-2012, 12:41 AM
Like most of you my Chief brethern we have all experienced the wonderful sacks of DT on John Elway as well as the 'stinging brilliant athletic playmaking ability' and nemisis in John Elway with much awe and respect regardless of how many times he beat us.

I didn't watch MC last year except for the Chiefs game nor did I watch any remaining games of MC the rest of 2008. However, in last week's game against the Texans there was one play in which MC brilliantly scrambled out of the pocket and hit SR on the run only for SR to drop it reminded me so much of what Elway used do to us all the time.

After last nites performance of MC and I don't say this litely;we have found our John Elway. The whole night I caught myself in the "twilight zone" thinking MC is the 2nd coming of Elway. I couldn't "BELIEVE" how much he plays and looks like Elway on the field(regardless of MC wearing No.7 LOL!). Most of all MC's "instinctual feel and playmaking ability" in and out of the pocket was genius 'vintage Elway' of the past.

Fellas, it is our time to return the favor to Denver and the rest of the NFL for at least the next 10yrs. We are in good hands!!!

lulz

Douche Baggins
04-24-2012, 12:46 AM
http://www.msnle.com/ag/jack_sad.gif

KC Hawks
04-24-2012, 12:53 AM
Don't feel too bad, Clay. You were right about Barry Richardson!

ChiefsNow
04-24-2012, 12:59 AM
LOL

dmahurin
04-24-2012, 01:07 AM
http://kan.scout.com/2/890791.html

Now you know why Scott Pioli decided Matt Cassel was worth a second-round draft choice and $63 million of Hunt money. He can make the best out of a horrible situation and look pretty calm doing it, as if it was business as usual.

http://i.minus.com/ibm8JxIfrTRNFh.gif

Al Bundy
04-24-2012, 01:13 AM
When being Claynus goes wrong.

SNR
04-24-2012, 01:19 AM
Sure. The Patriots had protection problems last year. Cassel frequently had to run.

I am sure the fact that Cassel can make a play when things break down factored into Pioli's decision.Oooof. LMAO

Douche Baggins
04-24-2012, 01:26 AM
http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/GIFs/758963f1.gif

dmahurin
04-24-2012, 01:26 AM
I could go on, talk about how Cassel was constantly turning his head, going through his progressions like a robot and throwing with consistent accuracy, but you get the idea. Itís nothing new, however. Itís all on tape, 16 games of it, from a year ago in New England. Itís the same player, doing the same things, leading his team down the field and into the end zone.


http://toffymenchavez.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/disappointed.gif?w=246&h=246

The op has so much fail it's almost enough to make you feel bad for the guy.

Douche Baggins
04-24-2012, 01:32 AM
http://i.imgur.com/x9Wvu.gif

Al Bundy
04-24-2012, 01:39 AM
http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/032011/high-5.gif

Good job Claynus!

Guru
04-24-2012, 02:20 AM
HOLY CRAP!!!!! ROFL

BCD
04-24-2012, 03:29 AM
LMAO

notorious
04-24-2012, 06:59 AM
95% of this fanbase drank Cassel koolaid.

PGM
04-24-2012, 07:04 AM
Sean Ryan was one of the worst Chiefs of all time.

MTG#10
04-24-2012, 08:50 AM
I bet you've been praying to Jehovah that this thread would never get bumped haven't you Clay

qabbaan
04-24-2012, 08:58 AM
What is this crack smoking nonsense?

Thig Lyfe
04-24-2012, 09:06 AM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxze3139Bl1qdlkgg.gif

Fish
04-24-2012, 09:35 AM
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/286/nowyouknow1.jpg

L.A. Chieffan
04-24-2012, 09:48 AM
What an incredible article. I'm glad to see that you finally saw the light clay.

Detoxing
04-24-2012, 10:05 AM
Cassel is my hero.

InChiefsHell
04-24-2012, 10:10 AM
2009 was a looooong ass time ago wasn't it...

MIAdragon
04-24-2012, 10:11 AM
http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/1285128768137.jpg

Radar Chief
04-24-2012, 10:13 AM
Cassel is my hero.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/0WssvDwtWNo/0.jpg

scott free
04-24-2012, 11:22 AM
Best bump of the year, bar none, if even just for the ensuing gifstravaganza... but i cant poke too much fun, i also was ready to believe the lies for a time

Dave Lane
04-24-2012, 11:48 AM
This is the biggest epic fail post in the history of Chiefsplanet. By one of its worst posters.

Like most of you my Chief brethern we have all experienced the wonderful sacks of DT on John Elway as well as the 'stinging brilliant athletic playmaking ability' and nemisis in John Elway with much awe and respect regardless of how many times he beat us.

I didn't watch MC last year except for the Chiefs game nor did I watch any remaining games of MC the rest of 2008. However, in last week's game against the Texans there was one play in which MC brilliantly scrambled out of the pocket and hit SR on the run only for SR to drop it reminded me so much of what Elway used do to us all the time.

After last nites performance of MC and I don't say this litely;we have found our John Elway. The whole night I caught myself in the "twilight zone" thinking MC is the 2nd coming of Elway. I couldn't "BELIEVE" how much he plays and looks like Elway on the field(regardless of MC wearing No.7 LOL!). Most of all MC's "instinctual feel and playmaking ability" in and out of the pocket was genius 'vintage Elway' of the past.

Fellas, it is our time to return the favor to Denver and the rest of the NFL for at least the next 10yrs. We are in good hands!!!

L.A. Chieffan
04-24-2012, 11:53 AM
Now you know where i get a lot of my inspiration

DJ's left nut
04-24-2012, 01:16 PM
Richardson was not good. Not good at all. Johnson didn't do him any favors, but Richardson hardly looked like a guy that's going to be an NFL caliber starter.

The O-line took a pretty large step backwards and Richardson was the worst player on it, IMO. I don't think those 2 things are mere coincidence.

WIN!

Richardson sucks.

Frazod
04-24-2012, 01:23 PM
This is the biggest epic fail post in the history of Chiefsplanet. By one of its worst posters.

Wow.

Well, Cassel and Elway have one thing in common - they both raised fucking over the Chiefs to an art form.

beach tribe
04-24-2012, 01:25 PM
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qabbaan
04-24-2012, 01:32 PM
Lolz @ Matt CassElway.

ReynardMuldrake
04-24-2012, 01:37 PM
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mdchiefsfan
04-24-2012, 01:41 PM
Ouch. LMAO

Hindsight can be a bitch on CP.

whoman69
04-24-2012, 02:03 PM
Like most of you my Chief brethern we have all experienced the wonderful sacks of DT on John Elway as well as the 'stinging brilliant athletic playmaking ability' and nemisis in John Elway with much awe and respect regardless of how many times he beat us.

I didn't watch MC last year except for the Chiefs game nor did I watch any remaining games of MC the rest of 2008. However, in last week's game against the Texans there was one play in which MC brilliantly scrambled out of the pocket and hit SR on the run only for SR to drop it reminded me so much of what Elway used do to us all the time.

After last nites performance of MC and I don't say this litely;we have found our John Elway. The whole night I caught myself in the "twilight zone" thinking MC is the 2nd coming of Elway. I couldn't "BELIEVE" how much he plays and looks like Elway on the field(regardless of MC wearing No.7 LOL!). Most of all MC's "instinctual feel and playmaking ability" in and out of the pocket was genius 'vintage Elway' of the past.

Fellas, it is our time to return the favor to Denver and the rest of the NFL for at least the next 10yrs. We are in good hands!!!

I am seriously thinking of neg repping this two and a half years after the fact.

Radar Chief
04-24-2012, 02:49 PM
Best bump of the year, bar none, if even just for the ensuing gifstravaganza... but i cant poke too much fun, i also was ready to believe the lies for a time

As a Chiefs fan I wanted to believe too. How long has it been since weíve had a franchise quarterback?
But like many theories that look great on paper itís the practical application where the flaws will surface.

Dave Lane
04-24-2012, 02:59 PM
I am seriously thinking of neg repping this two and a half years after the fact.

Do it!! Might be a record!!

BoneKrusher
04-24-2012, 03:10 PM
Yep,
Matt Cassel Suckseeds.

Thig Lyfe
04-24-2012, 03:22 PM
I am seriously thinking of neg repping this two and a half years after the fact.

Usually hindsight is not required to know a sportsshrink post is shitty.

SNR
04-24-2012, 03:24 PM
Usually hindsight is not required to know a sportsshrink post is shitty.20/20 percent of the time

kysirsoze
04-24-2012, 03:28 PM
As a Chiefs fan I wanted to believe too. How long has it been since we’ve had a franchise quarterback?
But like many theories that look great on paper it’s the practical application where the flaws will surface.

Wanting to believe and calling Cassel our Elway are two different things. That post was embarrassing at the time and it's only gotten worse.

Direckshun
04-24-2012, 03:31 PM
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Direckshun
04-24-2012, 03:36 PM
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Radar Chief
04-24-2012, 03:41 PM
Wanting to believe and calling Cassel our Elway are two different things. That post was embarrassing at the time and it's only gotten worse.

Well youíre not going to catch me defending sportsshrink, heís perfectly capable of looking like a complete loon without my assistance.

Direckshun
04-24-2012, 03:41 PM
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Direckshun
04-24-2012, 03:42 PM
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Direckshun
04-24-2012, 03:46 PM
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BCD
04-24-2012, 03:57 PM
Like most of you my Chief brethern we have all experienced the wonderful sacks of DT on John Elway as well as the 'stinging brilliant athletic playmaking ability' and nemisis in John Elway with much awe and respect regardless of how many times he beat us.

I didn't watch MC last year except for the Chiefs game nor did I watch any remaining games of MC the rest of 2008. However, in last week's game against the Texans there was one play in which MC brilliantly scrambled out of the pocket and hit SR on the run only for SR to drop it reminded me so much of what Elway used do to us all the time.

After last nites performance of MC and I don't say this litely;we have found our John Elway. The whole night I caught myself in the "twilight zone" thinking MC is the 2nd coming of Elway. I couldn't "BELIEVE" how much he plays and looks like Elway on the field(regardless of MC wearing No.7 LOL!). Most of all MC's "instinctual feel and playmaking ability" in and out of the pocket was genius 'vintage Elway' of the past.

Fellas, it is our time to return the favor to Denver and the rest of the NFL for at least the next 10yrs. We are in good hands!!!Oh WOW. LMAO
Uber dumbassery

Thig Lyfe
04-24-2012, 04:22 PM
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notorious
04-24-2012, 04:28 PM
Hated the trade for him and the very thought that Cassel is still on our roster much less our starter is murder-inducing.

Direckshun
04-24-2012, 04:30 PM
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BCD
04-24-2012, 04:50 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cbUb2_WEk_U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Cool. I watched that last night.

Thig Lyfe
04-24-2012, 04:52 PM
Weeden looks and sounds like a real doofus.

Dave Lane
04-24-2012, 04:54 PM
If we don't take Weeden we are going to regret it. Its the quickest way to be rid of Cassel we have.

mdchiefsfan
04-24-2012, 04:57 PM
Weeden looks and sounds like a real doofus.

So does Andy Dalton.

BCD
04-24-2012, 04:59 PM
If we don't take Weeden we are going to regret it. Its the quickest way to be rid of Cassel we have.

If he's there in the 3rd, I'd take him.

Direckshun
04-24-2012, 05:05 PM
So does Andy Dalton.

So does Andrew Luck, oddly enough.

Thig Lyfe
04-24-2012, 05:07 PM
So does Andrew Luck, oddly enough.

Know who looks like a true player? A smooth operator? A straight-up O.G. from the School of Hard Knocks?

Tyler Motherfucking Thigpen.

Chocolate Hog
04-24-2012, 05:08 PM
If we don't take Weeden we are going to regret it. Its the quickest way to be rid of Cassel we have.

No.

Dave Lane
04-24-2012, 09:50 PM
No.

Yes.

Sorter
04-24-2012, 10:07 PM
^^Wrong. Weeden would probably struggle to beat out Stanzi imo.

Dave Lane
04-25-2012, 04:47 PM
Weeden will beat out Cassel and Stanzi by mid season.

beach tribe
04-25-2012, 06:02 PM
Weeden will beat out Cassel and Stanzi by mid season.

Doubt it. I'd take Stanzi any day of the week.

Chocolate Hog
04-25-2012, 06:08 PM
Weeden will beat out Cassel and Stanzi by mid season.

Weeden won't even be an NFL starter.

beach tribe
04-25-2012, 08:05 PM
Weeden won't even be an NFL starter.

I truly believe this.

Chief3188
04-25-2012, 08:09 PM
Weeden will beat out Cassel and Stanzi by mid season.

I sure hope so because by midseason that old fuck is going to be 29 and closer to retirement than being a rookie.

milkman
04-25-2012, 08:23 PM
I sure hope so because by midseason that old **** is going to be 29 and closer to retirement than being a rookie.

Technically, that's impossible.

Chief3188
04-25-2012, 08:25 PM
Technically, that's impossible.

I am sorry I was not specific enough. He will be closer AGE WISE to retiring than being a rookie :)
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Thig Lyfe
04-25-2012, 08:33 PM
Technically, that's impossible.

No it's not. What if he retires Week 15?

Chief3188
04-25-2012, 08:39 PM
No it's not. What if he retires Week 15 due to old age?

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