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RedThat
08-22-2009, 06:18 PM
And then you find out it just didn't work out because she has a boyfriend.

Happen to me just recently, its tough to cope with I tell ya.

Folks, this is tough luck.

luv
08-22-2009, 06:22 PM
:popcorn:

ziggysocki
08-22-2009, 06:23 PM
I think this has happened to everyone. It sucks. Just monitor the situation, and when her 'bad boy' breaks her heart, move in for the kill.

chiefs1111
08-22-2009, 06:24 PM
Just get yourself a bottle of Jack Daniels and everything will be fine

RedThat
08-22-2009, 06:27 PM
Just get yourself a bottle of Jack Daniels and everything will be fine

ill...might as well drink gasoline.

no thanks I'll stick to my favorite, beer. This does call for a budlight though I must admit.

DeezNutz
08-22-2009, 06:27 PM
Boyfriend?

Eh. Temporary problem.

Bugeater
08-22-2009, 06:30 PM
Eh, that's pretty much the story of my teenage years...the ones I really liked were always with someone else.

RedThat
08-22-2009, 06:34 PM
Eh, that's pretty much the story of my teenage years...the ones I really liked were always with someone else.

As Herm would say, "it's called life!"

luv
08-22-2009, 06:35 PM
I am on ChiefsPlanet, right? Man, ya'all are tame tonight.

Pablo
08-22-2009, 06:35 PM
Nah. But I have crushed a woman's ovaries before.

Hey-O!

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RedThat
08-22-2009, 06:40 PM
I think this has happened to everyone. It sucks. Just monitor the situation, and when her 'bad boy' breaks her heart, move in for the kill.

I like this idea and Im gonna do it. thank you sir

Skip Towne
08-22-2009, 06:41 PM
Eh, that's pretty much the story of my teenage years...the ones I really liked were always with someone else.

The good ones are ALWAYS with someone else. You have to work around that.

Tribal Warfare
08-22-2009, 06:43 PM
Yeah, it was called 4th grade

kstater
08-22-2009, 06:44 PM
I fail to see your problem.

Bowser
08-22-2009, 06:44 PM
Go buy a bike, preferably a Hayabusa. She'll drop the other guy for you like she's taking her morning dump.

Katipan
08-22-2009, 06:46 PM
Yes but it didn't work out because she was a woman.

Bugeater
08-22-2009, 06:47 PM
The good ones are ALWAYS with someone else. You have to work around that.
"Work" being the operative word there. You're underestimating my lack of ambition as a teenager.

Mr. Krab
08-22-2009, 06:50 PM
OPP baby, take that shit.

ziggysocki
08-22-2009, 06:52 PM
Go buy a bike, preferably a Hayabusa. She'll drop the other guy for you like she's taking her morning dump.

Midnight Vulture dup? Just kidding Bowser. Bikes are badass... One thing I have noticed, girls either really love them or really hate them. Very little in between. Most love them tho

OctoberFart
08-22-2009, 07:01 PM
Well if your not queer then I think it would be hard to find someone who hasn't.

"Bob" Dobbs
08-22-2009, 07:11 PM
Whatever you do, DON'T ask Simply Red.

"Bob" Dobbs
08-22-2009, 07:15 PM
You could always ask her if she and her BF have stayed in JOhn's hotel recently. It may be a moot point.

Spicy McHaggis
08-22-2009, 07:23 PM
Chances are the boyfriend will turn out to be an asshole and the relationship will resolve itself via break up. Or she may marry him even if he is an asshole. I've seen both happen.

LaChapelle
08-22-2009, 07:39 PM
Your mom just needed to move on.

Sure-Oz
08-22-2009, 07:40 PM
And then you find out it just didn't work out because she has a boyfriend.

Happen to me just recently, its tough to cope with I tell ya.

Folks, this is tough luck.

crushes are nothing man, relationships are much tougher, esp when things go rocky

BWillie
08-22-2009, 07:41 PM
Those are the best women. Usually they just want to f*ck and that is it. You don't even have to take them out to a nice sea food dinner.

Skip Towne
08-22-2009, 07:42 PM
"Work" being the operative word there. You're underestimating my lack of ambition as a teenager.

Pussy is a great motivator.

JOhn
08-22-2009, 07:45 PM
You could always ask her if she and her BF have stayed in JOhn's hotel recently. It may be a moot point.

:doh!:

Dude if they did, and that was her BF I saw..... unless your hung like a mouse, you got it made ROFL

RJ
08-22-2009, 08:37 PM
Our prisons are filled with men who have experienced these very same emotions.

Iowanian
08-22-2009, 08:37 PM
"Hey, I saw you across the room and wanted to introduce myself"
"I have a boyfriend" [/girl]
"I have a goldfish?[/man]
"What?" [/g]
"I thought we were talking about irrelevant shit that didn't have anything to do with us"

Thig Lyfe
08-22-2009, 08:40 PM
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Pioli Zombie
08-22-2009, 09:02 PM
I went to a concert at a church and started talking to this hottie. I wanted to bang her. Turned out she was the Pastors wife.
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JOhn
08-22-2009, 09:39 PM
I went to a concert at a church and started talking to this hottie. I wanted to bang her. Turned out she was the Pastors wife.
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So did you bang her?

Pioli Zombie
08-22-2009, 09:49 PM
So did you bang her?

No I didn't want to have to Repent. So I just masturbated about her for a few weeks.
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luv
08-22-2009, 09:59 PM
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Rep

Skip Towne
08-22-2009, 10:02 PM
No I didn't want to have to Repent. So I just masturbated about her for a few weeks.
Posted via Mobile Device

Give it up. No woman will hook up with you. They want men.

Ari Chi3fs
08-22-2009, 10:04 PM
9 years and how many kids later??

Buehler445
08-22-2009, 10:05 PM
Keep working dude. It can happen.

Jenson71
08-22-2009, 10:07 PM
No, but I've seen it in the movies. Pretty intense. Sometimes, someone ends up dead.

Ari Chi3fs
08-22-2009, 10:14 PM
I think you need to talk to GoChiefs about this...

Pioli Zombie
08-22-2009, 10:14 PM
Give it up. No woman will hook up with you. They want men.

Just like you, ya old fag.
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ROYC75
08-23-2009, 12:18 AM
As Herm would say, "it's called life!"

Was Herm the boyfriend or the girlfriend?:evil:

salame
08-23-2009, 12:22 AM
http://www.thelyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/friendzone.jpg

DBOSHO
08-23-2009, 12:24 AM
well my buddy took me to the texans game with his date and i have a crush on her. sucks man. just talk to your hand. it helps.

Douche Baggins
08-23-2009, 12:25 AM
lol nah

Saccopoo
08-23-2009, 01:28 AM
Chances are the boyfriend will turn out to be an asshole and the relationship will resolve itself via break up. Or she may marry him even if he is an asshole. I've seen both happen.

Aren't all "boyfriends" assholes? Particularly because they are with the chick that you want, but don't have. And, amazingly enough, if you are the guy with a girl, you are the asshole to every other guy that is attracted to that girl you are with and all those other guys are now committed to convincing your girlfriend that you are a complete and utter asshole and that she should be sucking them off in the front seat of their car rather than going home and being ignored by you, you complacent, lazy asshole. Just like you are going to do to the current asshole who is dating the chick who is going to be the girlfriend of the next asshole who is going to be dumped for the next asshole, so on and so forth, ad naseum.

That is, unless you are actually Prince Valiant, Powerball Lottery winner, and have Miles O'Keefes body in Tarzan all rolled into one. Then she might actually not screw your neighbor, brother, best friend, bartender at TGIF's, etc.

Cross your fingers asshole.

Over-Head
08-23-2009, 05:40 AM
Yes, 3 times.:doh!:

Stryker
08-23-2009, 06:27 AM
Yes, I feel your pain. However, there is the other side of the coin where you do not have a crush to say but you are "boinking" her and she HAS a boyfriend - it tends to level off in this game called life.

For the ones that get away - there are those that "ease" the pain. In the words of Quiet Riot, "Love's a Bitch".

keg in kc
08-23-2009, 06:55 AM
There's billions of other women out there, makes it fairly easy to cope.

KCUnited
08-23-2009, 08:49 AM
How can you be crushing on someone hard enough for it to hurt when you don't even know them well enough to know their status?

SPchief
08-23-2009, 09:38 AM
"Hey, I saw you across the room and wanted to introduce myself"
"I have a boyfriend" [/girl]
"I have a goldfish?[/man]
"What?" [/g]
"I thought we were talking about irrelevant shit that didn't have anything to do with us"

ding ding ding

Chieftain58
08-23-2009, 10:14 AM
And then you find out it just didn't work out because she has a boyfriend.

Happen to me just recently, its tough to cope with I tell ya.

Folks, this is tough luck.

Most women have a boyfriend or friend with benefits--- all you gotta do is convience her you are better then the loser she is with

JOhn
08-23-2009, 02:15 PM
Most women have a boyfriend or friend with benefits--- all you gotta do is convience her you are better then the loser she is with

THIS



Or at least bang her like everyone else :D

KCBOSS1
08-23-2009, 03:51 PM
Yep, I waited til they broke up and married her....sorry dude.

notorious
08-23-2009, 05:31 PM
Most women have a boyfriend or friend with benefits--- all you gotta do is convience her you are better then the loser she is with


In other words, lie your ass off.

Bwana
08-23-2009, 07:10 PM
And then you find out it just didn't work out because she has a boyfriend.



Nothing a trip to the local rental outfit and a wood chipper can't fix.

Pants
08-23-2009, 07:56 PM
Don't have crushes on taken bitches.

sedated
08-23-2009, 08:03 PM
Most women have a boyfriend or friend with benefits--- all you gotta do is convience her you are better then the loser she is with

would you give the same advise to a guy with a crush on YOUR girlfriend?

BCD
08-23-2009, 09:31 PM
"Hey, I saw you across the room and wanted to introduce myself"
"I have a boyfriend" [/girl]
"I have a goldfish?[/man]
"What?" [/g]
"I thought we were talking about irrelevant shit that didn't have anything to do with us"

:LOL:

milkman
08-23-2009, 09:34 PM
Ophrah Winfrey is more manly than some of you bitches.

Get the fuck over it.

BucEyedPea
08-23-2009, 09:39 PM
No I haven't.