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Ugly Duck
08-24-2009, 12:08 AM
Good stuff in the CBSsports.com Broncos Camp Report:

The Denver Broncos -- for the moment -- are a dumpster fire.

The potential for implosion is almost Oakland Raiders-like.

link: http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/12098615

Silock
08-24-2009, 02:47 AM
The AFC West is now the joke of the NFL.

Over-Head
08-24-2009, 05:56 AM
The AFC West is now the joke of the NFL.
Not compleatly, at least Sandy Eggo has "something that resembles" a football team:banghead:

Kerberos
08-24-2009, 08:10 AM
Once again ....... Where is BlowMo to defend his team.

I really think he is the only one that doesn't see this as a train wreck in Dungver.






[Quote] Things seem normal. They resemble many scenes at camps across the NFL except there's one difference: The Denver Broncos -- for the moment -- are a dumpster fire.

The potential for implosion is almost Oakland Raiders-like.

The problems for the Broncos began when McDaniels photon-torpedoed the locker room by trading Jay Cutler and making Kyle Orton the starter. Orton responded by tossing three interceptions on three drives in his first preseason game. Orton at times looks like he's in over his head, like a frat boy suddenly commissioned with delivering a keynote address at the United Nations.

The star receiver, Marshall, remains at odds with the team. Well, actually, to say that Marshall and the Broncos are at odds is like saying the birthers and President Obama had a mild disagreement. There is such dislike and distrust between the Broncos and Marshall that another 38th parallel might be needed. [Quote]

Did anyone else "ALMOST" feel sorry for Denver Fans reading this?

TEX
08-24-2009, 08:23 AM
The Cheating Donx brought all this on themselves, now they have to sit back and live with it. Their situation reminds me of where we were the second we hired Herm ****ing Edwards. It's gonna get way worse before it gets better...

LaChapelle
08-24-2009, 08:23 AM
Young McDaniels has farmed out the Broncos
Eee-aaw eee-aww eee-aaw oooh

Bwana
08-24-2009, 08:25 AM
[quote]

Did anyone else "ALMOST" feel sorry for Denver Fans reading this?

That would be a NO.

Molitoth
08-24-2009, 09:02 AM
The Broncos will win 3 games this year.

Chief Chief
08-24-2009, 09:17 AM
I do not like them Broncos, man;
I do not like them, Sam I am.

Von Dumbass
08-24-2009, 09:36 AM
The Broncos will win 3 games this year.

LMAO

ClevelandBronco
08-24-2009, 09:40 AM
On the bright side, I get to watch hockey earlier this year.

gblowfish
08-24-2009, 09:45 AM
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.
Kyle Orton Sucks It one hundred percent.

ClevelandBronco
08-24-2009, 09:49 AM
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.
Kyle Orton Sucks It one hundred percent.

Theodor Geisel rep coming your way...

Reerun_KC
08-24-2009, 09:52 AM
The Cheating Donx brought all this on themselves, now they have to sit back and live with it. Their situation reminds me of where we were the second we hired Herm ****ing Edwards. It's gonna get way worse before it gets better...

This, We loaded up on Epic Fail with Herm, True fans preached how he would fix the defense and not touch the offense or how he went to the playoffs.. Blah Blah Blah...

Denver is going thru epic suck fail just like we went through...

Feels good to laugh at them now, instead of the ENTIRE NFL laughing at us with Mr Keen Eye for Talent gracing our sidelines...

ClevelandBronco
08-24-2009, 10:00 AM
This, We loaded up on Epic Fail with Herm, True fans preached how he would fix the defense and not touch the offense or how he went to the playoffs.. Blah Blah Blah...

Denver is going thru epic suck fail just like we went through...

Feels good to laugh at them now, instead of the ENTIRE NFL laughing at us with Mr Keen Eye for Talent gracing our sidelines...

As much as I agree that the Broncos are in a problematic situation, I doubt that they're going 2-14 anytime soon.

manchambo
08-24-2009, 11:13 AM
The Broncos will win 3 games this year.

This little fucker has fucked us so bad that we can't even cheer for that. The team is bad enough to get a really high pick for the first time in 20-odd years and he traded it away. For a second round pick.

Von Dumbass
08-24-2009, 11:18 AM
This little ****er has ****ed us so bad that we can't even cheer for that. The team is bad enough to get a really high pick for the first time in 20-odd years and he traded it away. For a second round pick.

:deevee:

ClevelandBronco
08-24-2009, 11:20 AM
This little ****er has ****ed us so bad that we can't even cheer for that. The team is bad enough to get a really high pick for the first time in 20-odd years and he traded it away. For a second round pick.

Thanks for pointing that shit out.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

ClevelandBronco
08-24-2009, 11:21 AM
And fuck.

rambleonthruthefog
08-24-2009, 11:21 AM
The AFC West is now the joke of the NFL.

no, it was last year, too

CoMoChief
08-24-2009, 11:23 AM
Denver fires McDaniels after the season in 2011,

Than hires Herm for the 2012 season ROFL. Oh what great joy that would bring to me.

ClevelandBronco
08-24-2009, 11:24 AM
Denver fires McDaniels after the season in 2011,

Than hires Herm for the 2012 season ROFL. Oh what great joy that would bring to me.

You are Satan himself.

Agent V
08-24-2009, 11:53 AM
:deevee:

Don't make fun of your fellow Broncos fans for not cheering for left-handed interceptions.

ClevelandBronco
08-24-2009, 12:04 PM
Don't make fun of your fellow Broncos fans for not cheering for left-handed interceptions.

We've done the left handed pass for an INT-TD before...

JD10367
08-24-2009, 12:05 PM
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.
Kyle Orton Sucks It one hundred percent.

Orton doesn't suck it, take it from me,
He's just a bit more of a system QB.
He's not a top-tier passer, that's plain to see,
And Denver will be scoring less 7, more 3.
With Denver becoming a big ball of suck,
Orton will find himself plum out of luck,
That football, he'll pull into his belly to tuck,
And run for his life since his offense will f**k
The poor Neckbeard right up his ol' poopety-chute...
There's little chance Denver brings home postseason loot.
More likely the bottom-feeders, a high draft spot to boot,
Their coach will be fired, and Chiefs fans will hoot.

Pitt Gorilla
08-24-2009, 12:07 PM
2 Questions.

1) Don't get me wrong, it is awesome that it happened, but why in the world would Denver trade Cuter? A lot of teams would kill for a very good, young starting QB and Denver shipped him off for NeckBeard and picks. Unreal.

2) Why do Denver fans defend this trade? I understand supporting your team, but this is similar to Quentin Castile going from potential Heisman winner to "eh, we have better players anyway." Can't people just admit that the situation might suck?

ClevelandBronco
08-24-2009, 12:08 PM
Orton doesn't suck it, take it from me,
He's just a bit more of a system QB.
He's not a top-tier passer, that's plain to see,
And Denver will be scoring less 7, more 3.
With Denver becoming a big ball of suck,
Orton will find himself plum out of luck,
That football, he'll pull into his belly to tuck,
And run for his life since his offense will f**k
The poor Neckbeard right up his ol' poopety-chute...
There's little chance Denver brings home postseason loot.
More likely the bottom-feeders, a high draft spot to boot,
Their coach will be fired, and Chiefs fans will hoot.

You have no sense of meter.

JD10367
08-24-2009, 12:10 PM
You have no sense of meter.

You have no chance in hell of getting to 8-8.

Kerberos
08-24-2009, 12:28 PM
As much as I agree that the Broncos are in a problematic situation, I doubt that they're going 2-14 anytime soon.

There's nothing wrong with going 2-14. It builds character and pretty much guarantees a top 5 draft pick. :)

LaChapelle
08-24-2009, 12:30 PM
I hear Champ has lost a step(Mane). I don't think he throws the fear into QBs like he once did.

Raised On Riots
08-24-2009, 12:35 PM
That was delicious.

Chief Faithful
08-24-2009, 12:58 PM
As much as I agree that the Broncos are in a problematic situation, I doubt that they're going 2-14 anytime soon.

Your right, you have to start 4-2 then finish the season 4-12. Then the 2-14 season will come.

Halfcan
08-24-2009, 02:07 PM
fug the donks

Hog Farmer
08-24-2009, 02:16 PM
I really am starting to feel bad for the Donkey fans. They don't deserve this.



































































BWAAHAAA !!!!!

JUST KIDDING !!!!!!!

ClevelandBronco
08-24-2009, 02:25 PM
There's nothing wrong with going 2-14.

Well, yeah, actually there is.

Mile High Mania
08-24-2009, 02:58 PM
I'm interested to see what happens this week considering all the drama... I really don't care about preseason, but I hope Orton does well while Cutler struggles... if for no other reason than to listen to others say that preseason doesn't matter.

Over-Head
08-24-2009, 03:03 PM
[quote=Kerberos;5996364]

That would be a NO.
This

Over-Head
08-24-2009, 03:05 PM
There's nothing wrong with going 2-14. It builds character and pretty much guarantees a top 5 draft pick. :)
Then Detroit must be swimming in the fuggen stuff!ROFL

Over-Head
08-24-2009, 03:06 PM
That was delicious.
Shut up fool.
Your suposed to be leaving remember?

Raised On Riots
08-24-2009, 03:24 PM
Shut up fool.
Your suposed to be leaving remember?

Eat dick, Donk.

CrazyPhuD
01-03-2010, 05:59 PM
ROFL

Count Alex's Wins
01-03-2010, 06:01 PM
Patience is a virtue.