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Otter
08-24-2009, 09:12 AM
I'll see you working stiffs later - it's easy street from now on! This Man's Title is "Head of Department"!

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Attn: Beneficiary,

Based on the instruction passed to this Western Union department from the office of the Governor of the Central Bank, a total

sum of USD$1,000,000.00 (One Million United States Dollars only) Each, has been instructed to be paid to all the people that

their funds transfer were stopped withheld or confiscated at the Ecowas office from any of the African Countries.

According to the explanations made, the Central Bank of the Country of Origin of your fund and the Government, have decided

to take over the issue of your transfer, to save you from all wire transfer problems you where facing previously.

This is to help us check-mate all the Fraudulent activities going on here in West Africa at large. You shall be paid bit by

bit until your total sum is completely received right from the Counter of any Western Union closest to you.

We have been asked to release to you a total of US$10,000.00 in every Seven Hours (7hours) until the funds is completely

paid, as that is the maximum limit we are legally allowed to pay in a particular transaction.

After the failure in the transfer of your fund through other means which may have been made impossible by the European,

American or British high commission and other bodies, I was ordered from the office of the President and the Central Bank Of

Nigeria to make your payment swiftly via this medium, you will be receiving $10,000 USD every seven hours, from the below

MTCN number till your payment is completed.

The Following is the Western Union Money Control Number (MTCN): 4554115358 for verification kindly visit our official web

site www.westernunion.com (http://www.westernunion.com) Find TRACKING on the top right of the site page, and kindly insert accordingly this detail Anthony

Baker and 4554115358 following the instructions bellow

Money Transfer Control Number: 4554115358
Sender First Name: Anthony
Sender Last Name: Baker
CHECK STATUS AND CLICK ON CHECK STATUS
Contact Mr. Anthony Baker Immediately.(AT)
Contact Name: Anthony Baker
Email: anthonybaker70@hotmail.com
Tel: 234-703-514-5134

He is in charge of your transfer. Give him your full receivers names for the payment and an activation fee of $250 only for

the names to be activated to the Mtcn number you already have, the required fee should be sent through Western Union. Upon

the receipt of the $250, your receivers name will be activated to enable you receive your first installment payment of

$10,000 immediately. Send the $250 payment information to us through this email. Note: You can not be able to start picking

up the money until your Name is activated to the system.

The Receivers Information For The $250 is as follows:
Receivers name: Tony Efe
Address: Lagos Nigeria
Text Question: WHO
Answer: ME
Amount To be sent:..$250
MTCN.................
Senderís name: your name
senders address: your address

Immediately he receives the payment, we shall activate your name to enable you start receiving your payment immediately.

Please Note: this control number (4554115358) should be kept very safe and secret for your own security, to avoid someone

else tampering with you funds.

E-mail Mr. Anthony Baker immediately for more Details and directives.
Thank you and God bless you

Mr. Ben Oputa.
HEAD OF DEPARTMENT

POND_OF_RED
08-24-2009, 09:17 AM
Can anyone do this or is it only special people who received the email? I could sure use $1,000,000.

Ari Chi3fs
08-24-2009, 09:59 AM
Do you know how much good weed you could get for 1,000,000??? Right, Pond? Dude...

Im all over this... Im sending my bank account routing number RIGHT NOW!!

POND_OF_RED
08-24-2009, 10:00 AM
Do you know how much good weed you could get for 1,000,000??? Right, Pond? Dude...

Im all over this... Im sending my bank account routing number RIGHT NOW!!

Can I just use yours? I'll pay you back when I get the money. Hell I'll even give you half of my earnings. $500,000 should be enough to get me super high for a couple years.

manchambo
08-24-2009, 10:03 AM
What's a shame about this is that, when a real person from Africa emails you with a legitimate offer of millions of dollars, you won't believe them and will miss out on the money. It's just like the boy who cried wolf.

Buck
08-24-2009, 10:05 AM
If there is a tracking # then this has to be legit.

Skip Towne
08-24-2009, 10:06 AM
You're home free.

rockymtnchief
08-24-2009, 10:07 AM
Congrats!

Send them my e-mail in case they should need to do this again in the future!

Hog Farmer
08-24-2009, 10:07 AM
I'm in !!!

Looks like my jerking days are HIISSTTOORRYY !

Ari Chi3fs
08-24-2009, 10:10 AM
What's a shame about this is that, when a real person from Africa emails you with a legitimate offer of millions of dollars, you won't believe them and will miss out on the money. It's just like the boy who cried wolf.

ha haha... awesome.

ClevelandBronco
08-24-2009, 10:15 AM
Sorry. I already claimed the money with my SS# and everything.

I've booked a flight to Africa.

Do I go right or left after I land?

donkhater
08-24-2009, 10:22 AM
What a misleading thread title. I thought this was some elaborate way that you quit your job.

I read it as:

Took a sh!t on my bosses desk and sexually harrassed the cutie in accounting.

How disappointing

Jewish Rabbi
08-24-2009, 11:59 AM
I'm glad someone posts something like this once a week.

Otter
08-24-2009, 12:33 PM
I'm glad someone posts something like this once a week.

And thank you for bumping when it was almost off the front page Einstein. :thumb:

Skip Towne
08-24-2009, 12:37 PM
And thank you for bumping when it was almost off the front page Einstein. :thumb:

He's new here.

ClevelandBronco
08-24-2009, 12:43 PM
This just happened TODAY. Stop raining on the guy's parade.

Thig Lyfe
08-24-2009, 12:47 PM
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bayarealightning
08-24-2009, 01:25 PM
The funny thing is that by sending you $10,000.00 every 7 hours looks like someone is structuring their transactions to avoid the reporting requirements. Which is um... against the law. Even if this were true, there would be troouble, troouble!ROFL

Hog Farmer
08-24-2009, 01:28 PM
The funny thing is that by sending you $10,000.00 every 7 hours looks like someone is structuring their transactions to avoid the reporting requirements. Which is um... against the law. Even if this were true, there would be troouble, troouble!ROFL



Grammar much ??

bayarealightning
08-24-2009, 01:30 PM
Grammar much ??
I leave the spelling to secretaries like you.

By the way, troouble was spelled that way on purpose. It is the phonetic sound that I was aiming for.

Halfcan
08-24-2009, 03:05 PM
I wonder how many people fall for this shit?

Over-Head
08-24-2009, 03:22 PM
Can I just use yours? I'll pay you back when I get the money. Hell I'll even give you half of my earnings. $500,000 should be enough to get me super high for a couple years.
:bong: whats an account number dude?

Over-Head
08-24-2009, 03:24 PM
He's new here.
does this mean he qualifys for n00b hazing?:evil:

listopencil
08-24-2009, 04:10 PM
I just checked on the WU site and it says your money is ready for pickup. You're home free! Just send in the $250.

journeyscarab
08-25-2009, 07:21 AM
Just got this today and I swear this is exactly how it was written. I have not altered it in any way except for the bold print.

*******************************************************
Dear Everestkc Account Owner,

Due to sperm alert messages we are conducting a maintance excercise.To complete your account verification process, you are to reply to this message and enter your ID and PASSWORD in the space provided below, you are required to do this before the next 48hrs of receipt of this e-mail, or your email account will be de-activated and erased from our database.

Full Name:
User ID:
Password:

Thank you for your understanding.

Webmail Account Support Help Team
http://webmail.everestkc.net/
2009 Copyright Network Webmail

*******************************************************

If you are going to trying and rip someone off...at least use spellcheck!

PhillyChiefFan
08-25-2009, 07:38 AM
Yes, cause I'm sure that the person in charge of this whole process from a government entity has a HOTMAIL email address.

Wow, at least they are evolving from "hey you get $1000 american dollars just send us $150 to complete the transfer, bs.

Brock
08-25-2009, 07:48 AM
I leave the spelling to secretaries like you.

By the way, troouble was spelled that way on purpose. It is the phonetic sound that I was aiming for.

Please ignore the moron.

Hydrae
08-25-2009, 07:51 AM
Please ignore the moron.

Which moron? We have a lot to choose from. ;)

"Bob" Dobbs
08-25-2009, 08:16 AM
Just got this today and I swear this is exactly how it was written. I have not altered it in any way except for the bold print.

*******************************************************
Dear Everestkc Account Owner,

Due to sperm alert messages we are conducting a maintance excercise.To complete your account verification process, you are to reply to this message and enter your ID and PASSWORD in the space provided below, you are required to do this before the next 48hrs of receipt of this e-mail, or your email account will be de-activated and erased from our database.

Full Name:
User ID:
Password:

Thank you for your understanding.

Webmail Account Support Help Team
http://webmail.everestkc.net/
2009 Copyright Network Webmail

*******************************************************

If you are going to trying and rip someone off...at least use spellcheck!Look at that, Hog Farmer, THERE'S the e-mail you were waiting for!