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Rain Man
08-24-2009, 05:27 PM
When you're meeting a group of people, how do you quickly cull through them for the ones who are potential friend material?

For me, whenever there's a group photo and the photographer yells out "Jazz hands!" or "Everyone do something funny!", I can quickly identify the people I'll like as the ones who get a pained expression and either reluctantly make a half-hearted gesture or who resolutely ignore the request. Those who get excited about it are the ones I'll avoid for the rest of the party.

For example, here's a random "now do something funny" group picture from the internet.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3103/2919619298_197244fb78.jpg

I have no idea who these people are. I don't know if they're American or Belgian, or if they're a church group or a juvie hall gang, or if they're traveling or just outside their homes. However, with only this single photo as input, I can tell you without a doubt that if I was with these people, I would be hanging out with the guys on the second-to-back row, left side, or maybe the guys to the immediate left of the tree, and that I would be wishing an accident on pretty much everyone in the first three rows. (One exception: I'd be keeping a close watch on the gal at front row left trying to kiss the other gal.)

What are your quick "avoid this person" diagnosis symptoms? Where possible, use photos to illustrate your thesis.

Bacon Cheeseburger
08-24-2009, 05:29 PM
You like to hang out with boring people?

kcchiefsus
08-24-2009, 05:30 PM
So basically your a boring douchebag and love people who are the same way.

Bacon Cheeseburger
08-24-2009, 05:31 PM
Oh, and the couple who are choking each other seem like the type I'd like to hang out with. I can definitely relate to them.

BigVE
08-24-2009, 05:32 PM
I avoid LOUD people, I avoid rude people, I avoid the too "perky" people, stinky people and close talkers.

RJ
08-24-2009, 05:33 PM
The voices in my head quickly identify people I don't like for me. It's easier that way, and I never feel any remorse.

Phobia
08-24-2009, 05:34 PM
I avoid LOUD people, I avoid rude people, I avoid the too "perky" people, stinky people and close talkers.

Uh oh. We might need to fight.

Phobia
08-24-2009, 05:35 PM
Anybody who finishes my sent

AustinChief
08-24-2009, 05:35 PM
Does this group photo count? (hatred for most below)

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3374867/2/istockphoto_3374867-earth-model-asia-view.jpg

Rain Man
08-24-2009, 05:35 PM
There's boring, and then there's dignified. Did you ever see Abe Lincoln making a funny photo face? Ever see Nicole Kidman doing jazz hands? No!

And before you bring up that Einstein picture, recognize that I'm on the fence with him.

Delano
08-24-2009, 05:37 PM
Gingers are immediately out for me.
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BigVE
08-24-2009, 05:38 PM
Uh oh. We might need to fight.


Bring it on paper-boy. ;)

RJ
08-24-2009, 05:38 PM
There's boring, and then there's dignified. Did you ever see Abe Lincoln making a funny photo face? Ever see Nicole Kidman doing jazz hands? No!

And before you bring up that Einstein picture, recognize that I'm on the fence with him.


Money would be a lot more interesting to look at if the Presidents had made funny faces.

Buck
08-24-2009, 05:39 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3103/2919619298_197244fb78.jpg

When you see it, you'll shit bricks.

Rain Man
08-24-2009, 05:42 PM
Money would be a lot more interesting to look at if the Presidents had made funny faces.

Most people don't know this, but the initial proofs of the Susan B. Anthony dollar had her topless at spring break.

burt
08-24-2009, 05:44 PM
There's boring, and then there's dignified. Did you ever see Abe Lincoln making a funny photo face? Ever see Nicole Kidman doing jazz hands? No!

And before you bring up that Einstein picture, recognize that I'm on the fence with him.

Damn.......rainman hates me........:jester:

Rain Man
08-24-2009, 05:45 PM
Damn.......rainman hates me........:jester:


Are you the Sri Lankan kid in the second row? You're not that bad.

DaneMcCloud
08-24-2009, 05:49 PM
Does this group photo count? (hatred for most below)

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3374867/2/istockphoto_3374867-earth-model-asia-view.jpg

Not a big fan of Europeans, Asians and Australians?

RJ
08-24-2009, 05:50 PM
Most people don't know this, but the initial proofs of the Susan B. Anthony dollar had her topless at spring break.


If they'd stuck with that, people might actually use the things.

Otter
08-24-2009, 05:51 PM
There's boring, and then there's dignified. Did you ever see Abe Lincoln making a funny photo face? Ever see Nicole Kidman doing jazz hands? No!

And before you bring up that Einstein picture, recognize that I'm on the fence with him.

Nicole Kidman lumped in with Abraham Lincoln? I gotta admit, I did not see that coming.

Rain Man
08-24-2009, 05:51 PM
Not a big fan of Europeans, Asians and Australians?

Did you see the Sri Lankan kid in the second row?

Just Passin' By
08-24-2009, 05:52 PM
Nicole Kidman lumped in with Abraham Lincoln? I gotta admit, I did not see that coming.

Lincoln didn't see it coming either

Rain Man
08-24-2009, 05:53 PM
Nicole Kidman lumped in with Abraham Lincoln? I gotta admit, I did not see that coming.


But for 100 years in age difference, you know those two would be married. Tom Cruise? Mary Todd Lincoln? Nicole and Abe would've been the greatest couple ever.

bevischief
08-24-2009, 06:00 PM
Trying to decide who is wearing an ankle bracelet.

Rain Man
08-24-2009, 06:09 PM
Here's another group photo I found when I was looking for my random photo search.

Gonzo
08-24-2009, 06:13 PM
I hate everyone, (today at least) so that pretty much narrows it down...
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Buck
08-24-2009, 06:13 PM
I'm pretty sure I don't like people who look like this.

http://broncotalk.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/raiders-fans.jpg

I've actually met that zebra face painted guy at Qualcomm Stadium, ehs a pretty cool guy. He goes to raiders games and doesn't afraid of anything.

RJ
08-24-2009, 06:16 PM
Here's another group photo I found when I was looking for my random photo search.


That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Bacon Cheeseburger
08-24-2009, 06:18 PM
Here's another group photo I found when I was looking for my random photo search.
The second one from the right is definitely a party animal.

Chiefnj2
08-24-2009, 06:19 PM
Here is a quick way to tell people you like from people you don't like:

Anyone who voted that ROR should stay on ChiefsPlanet is an a-hole.

RJ
08-24-2009, 06:20 PM
The second one from the right is definitely a party animal.


That one's a man, you can tell by the adam's apple.

Rain Man
08-24-2009, 06:22 PM
That one's a man, you can tell by the adam's apple.

The one in the middle seems like she'd be cute with a little makeup.

RJ
08-24-2009, 06:27 PM
The one in the middle seems like she'd be cute with a little makeup.


I know that girl, my friend's cousin went out with her in high school. He says she's a bitch.

Skip Towne
08-24-2009, 06:27 PM
Here is a quick way to tell people you like from people you don't like:

Anyone who voted that ROR should stay on ChiefsPlanet is an a-hole.

Seconded. Hey, I think I like you. You must not be a douche.

Gadzooks
08-24-2009, 06:32 PM
Seconded. Hey, I think I like you. You must not be a douche.

Neg rep him anyway. (Why break from tradition?)

Pioli Zombie
08-24-2009, 06:35 PM
Anyone who has old man piss stains all over himself and masturbates over rep points

Like Skip Towne.
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Skip Towne
08-24-2009, 06:40 PM
Neg rep him anyway. (Why break from tradition?)

You would be a more suitable target.

Gadzooks
08-24-2009, 06:40 PM
Anyone who has old man piss stains all over himself and masturbates over rep points

Like Skip Towne.
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Ouch! Who do you think he's gonna hit first?

Rain Man
08-24-2009, 06:42 PM
Anyone who has old man piss stains all over himself and masturbates over rep points

Like Skip Towne.
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I don't worry about rep too much.

big nasty kcnut
08-24-2009, 06:43 PM
I have gut feelin.

Pioli Zombie
08-24-2009, 06:44 PM
Ouch! Who do you think he's gonna hit first?

Again. Who cares?
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Gadzooks
08-24-2009, 06:50 PM
Again. Who cares?
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I do, of course. What could be more embarrassing than having neg rep as Charger fan on a Chief board?

CrazyPhuD
08-24-2009, 07:02 PM
Here is a quick way to tell people you like from people you don't like:

Anyone who voted that ROR should stay on ChiefsPlanet is an a-hole.

fortunately since it was a non public poll you'll never know who they are! :)

stumppy
08-24-2009, 07:37 PM
Anybody who acts the least bit arrogant.

If I run into some arrogant prick say...at a party theres a pretty good chance I'm going to teabag his drink before the night is over.

Count Zarth
08-24-2009, 07:39 PM
Skin color is a quick way. Quickest usually.

AustinChief
08-24-2009, 07:40 PM
Not a big fan of Europeans, Asians and Australians?

Ha, supposed to represent the entire earth... but now that you mention it... f** the Australians!

Gadzooks
08-24-2009, 07:41 PM
Anybody who acts the least bit arrogant.

If I run into some arrogant prick say...at a party theres a pretty good chance I'm going to teabag his drink before the night is over.

Chicks dig arrogance/ confidence. Some douches don't know when to turn it off.