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Nzoner
08-26-2009, 12:55 PM
So the mrs was going through her pics of our recent trip to Fort Lauderdale and came across the following she took from the beach.

What say you?

wutamess
08-26-2009, 12:56 PM
A sail boat a couple miles off shore :shrug:

BigMeatballDave
08-26-2009, 12:57 PM
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BigCatDaddy
08-26-2009, 12:57 PM
A very small sail boat?

Phobia
08-26-2009, 12:58 PM
Anything but a shark.

Inspector
08-26-2009, 12:58 PM
A little dot on a greyish background.

Inspector
08-26-2009, 12:59 PM
One of Madonna's boobs protruding up through the water?

Inspector
08-26-2009, 12:59 PM
The top of GoChiefs head?

rockymtnchief
08-26-2009, 12:59 PM
A sail boat a couple miles off shore :shrug:

That was my guess. I figured if it was a shark she wouldn't forget what it was she took a picture of.

Inspector
08-26-2009, 01:00 PM
They are drowning my yard gnome!!!!

Demonpenz
08-26-2009, 01:00 PM
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

tooge
08-26-2009, 01:01 PM
loch ness, champ, chupacabra, i'm not sure. Most likely it is a big foot with a shark fin hat on.

RickObie
08-26-2009, 01:01 PM
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing

Sofa King
08-26-2009, 01:04 PM
it looks like the sting ray that killed the croc hunter, swimming on it's side...

Nzoner
08-26-2009, 01:05 PM
That was my guess. I figured if it was a shark she wouldn't forget what it was she took a picture of.

The mrs says as she recalls she was just taking a pic of the water and didn't really notice anything. :shrug:

Stewie
08-26-2009, 01:05 PM
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

That is one of the greatest monologues ever delivered in a movie. Of course, it helped that is was delivered by Robert Shaw.

Huffman83
08-26-2009, 01:05 PM
Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.

Rain Man
08-26-2009, 01:06 PM
It appears to be the tail fin of an automobile driven into the water as a tribute to Ted Kennedy.

Nzoner
08-26-2009, 01:07 PM
They are drowning my yard gnome!!!!

okay I laughed out loud

rep

Rooster
08-26-2009, 01:10 PM
Kris Wilson with a pointy afro.

Buck
08-26-2009, 01:13 PM
http://www.danheller.com/images/California/SanFrancisco/GGPark/diving-duck-big.jpg

stevieray
08-26-2009, 01:14 PM
damn, the Bermuda triangle is smaller than I thiught.

Buck
08-26-2009, 01:17 PM
I lowered the contrast and increased the brightness and sharpness.

Its pretty clear what it is now.

Demonpenz
08-26-2009, 01:20 PM
d

Rain Man
08-26-2009, 01:21 PM
Looking again, I'm pretty sure it's the very tip of the prow of a large passenger ship, possibly the Titanic.

Donger
08-26-2009, 01:23 PM
It appears to be the tail fin of an automobile driven into the water as a tribute to Ted Kennedy.

LMAO

RJ
08-26-2009, 01:25 PM
That's a picture of a dog. Only you can't see the dog cause that big-assed fucking shark just ate him.

Nzoner
08-26-2009, 01:27 PM
I lowered the contrast and increased the brightness and sharpness.

Its pretty clear what it is now.


ROFL

Demonpenz
08-26-2009, 01:27 PM
stringfellow hawk

modocsot
08-26-2009, 01:28 PM
Sharks are not uncommon around here.

Rooster
08-26-2009, 01:30 PM
That is one of the greatest monologues ever delivered in a movie. Of course, it helped that is was delivered by Robert Shaw.

Agreed. Maybe my favorite.

Rooster
08-26-2009, 01:31 PM
I lowered the contrast and increased the brightness and sharpness.

Its pretty clear what it is now.

ROFLROFL

Demonpenz
08-26-2009, 01:33 PM
she probably took the picture while it was laying on your album

Mr. Krab
08-26-2009, 01:38 PM
"Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again"

88TG88
08-26-2009, 01:40 PM
It's Nessie alright.

wutamess
08-26-2009, 01:42 PM
I lowered the contrast and increased the brightness and sharpness.

Its pretty clear what it is now.

ROFLROFLROFL

HemiEd
08-26-2009, 01:43 PM
Soup fixin's? /chinese fisherman

burt
08-26-2009, 02:04 PM
The top of Phil's hat?

rockymtnchief
08-26-2009, 02:06 PM
I lowered the contrast and increased the brightness and sharpness.

Its pretty clear what it is now.

Oooooooh hell! That guy always cracks me up.:clap::clap::clap:

RJ
08-26-2009, 02:25 PM
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.


I'm reading the story of the Indianapolis right now. Great book. Did you guys know there were torpedo kamikazes? How crazy does one have to be to do that?

http://us.macmillan.com/inharmsway

fan4ever
08-26-2009, 02:53 PM
What I see is that your wife is sorely in need of a course on how to use her camera.

Deberg_1990
08-26-2009, 02:58 PM
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

One of the greatet movie scenes ever.

Chiefshrink
08-26-2009, 03:15 PM
That's Pioli looking for O-line talent:thumb:

El Jefe
08-26-2009, 03:49 PM
Anything but a shark.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, oh that gave me a good chuckle, thanks.

Mr_Tomahawk
08-26-2009, 03:52 PM
Gotchya!

http://www.wondercostumes.com/images/products/2/GC1286350.jpg

Ari Chi3fs
08-26-2009, 03:59 PM
It's a combat veteran with PIE!!!

JuicesFlowing
08-26-2009, 04:08 PM
Looks like the corner of an inflated plastic trash bag.

redsurfer11
08-26-2009, 04:09 PM
It's a large Ray. I see them when I surf at Sebastian's Inlet. If it was a shark, you would also see the tail fin.

Demonpenz
08-26-2009, 04:33 PM
It's a large Ray. I see them when I surf at Sebastian's Inlet. If it was a shark, you would also see the tail fin.

especially with that level of detail on that camera~

CrazyPhuD
08-26-2009, 04:36 PM
Looks like a squirrel to me.

Hog Farmer
08-26-2009, 04:51 PM
It's Patrick after a good ass kickin from squidward.

Demonpenz
08-26-2009, 04:58 PM
It's Patrick after a good ass kickin from squidward.

wtf spongebob reference? LMAO

mlyonsd
08-26-2009, 05:01 PM
Looks like a dolphin to me.

Demonpenz
08-26-2009, 05:02 PM
Looks like a dolphin to me.

that's the porpose of this thread

Count Alex's Losses
08-26-2009, 05:04 PM
The top of GoChiefs head?

WHAT IN FUCK'S NAME INSPECTOR GADGET?

Buck
08-26-2009, 05:04 PM
To me, it looks like a Leprechaun to me.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e60/red2872/alabama_Leprechaun.gif

urgmasdaughter
08-26-2009, 05:27 PM
All you gotta do is look up in the tree. Who else seen a Leprechaun say yah!!!

Demonpenz
08-26-2009, 09:46 PM
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Bwana
08-26-2009, 09:54 PM
Long Dong Silver doing the backstroke? :shrug:

Coach
08-26-2009, 09:58 PM
Willy?

bevischief
08-26-2009, 10:04 PM
So the mrs was going through her pics of our recent trip to Fort Lauderdale and came across the following she took from the beach.

What say you?

rape of something...

Predarat
08-26-2009, 10:10 PM
Were going to need a bigger boat.

Scorp
08-26-2009, 10:13 PM
So the mrs was going through her pics of our recent trip to Fort Lauderdale and came across the following she took from the beach.

What say you?

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4015/loch.jpg




You caught a photo of nessie! :thumb:

Predarat
08-26-2009, 10:16 PM
MTG#10's soon to be (hopefully) x-wife.

DJJasonp
08-26-2009, 10:49 PM
Loch Ness Monster!

and it said...."I need about three fifty!"