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Al Bundy
08-26-2009, 04:41 PM
I met a Denver Donkey fan.. and I have it bad for her. She is unlike most Donk women (She is attractive, has all her teeth, no illegitimate children and has a good disposition). I am stuck between a rock and a Donkey.

Rain Man
08-26-2009, 04:42 PM
Walk away. Just walk away.

Paniero
08-26-2009, 04:42 PM
Go for it.

At least when you go for a fan of a rival, it's a woman, unlike Mecca's last time at the Mile High glory hole.

Amnorix
08-26-2009, 04:45 PM
Think of all the great possibilities, though. Spanking her is almost required. You can request "donkey style" and make it seem to her like its her duty as a loyal fan.

LaChapelle
08-26-2009, 04:47 PM
Perhaps she is a Donkey Punch fan.

chefsos
08-26-2009, 04:48 PM
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jaa1025
08-26-2009, 04:48 PM
Hit it and quit it

rockymtnchief
08-26-2009, 04:48 PM
When I lived in Colorado I dated a hottie from Denver. On the second date I let her know I hated the Donkeys and was a huge Chiefs fan. She pulled out her key chain, and lo and behold, it was the Chiefs!

Her and her mother were from St. Joe. Her mom let her know I was a keeper. :D

shitgoose
08-26-2009, 04:49 PM
It'll be fine. After this season she will be ripe for converting

Demonpenz
08-26-2009, 04:49 PM
pussy hairs can tow battle ships

angelo
08-26-2009, 04:51 PM
I met a Denver Donkey fan.. and I have it bad for her. She is unlike most Donk women (She is attractive, has all her teeth, no illegitimate children and has a good disposition). I am stuck between a rock and a Donkey.

I feel your pain. My nephew is a Raiders Fan. He is a good kid and just made the J.V. Football team as a freshmen (outside linebacker). I hope he will outgrow it.
All you can do is love them.
Ang

kstater
08-26-2009, 04:51 PM
12 posts?

Worthless without pics.

LaChapelle
08-26-2009, 04:51 PM
Always have Viagra on hand. The IN-COM-PLETE chant could be a ball breaker.

chiefzilla1501
08-26-2009, 04:52 PM
You'll be fine, but just realize that she's not as good with her left hand as she is with her right. Overconfidence in the left hand is the Bronco Way.

Count Zarth
08-26-2009, 04:55 PM
Watch a Chiefs game with her and see if you still like her.

The rough sex might be good.

Mr. Krab
08-26-2009, 05:00 PM
Go for it!! Bend her over and give it to that donk lover hard. Maybe "slip" into the backdoor to see if she's squeals like Romomowski when he visits a pharmacy.

googlegoogle
08-26-2009, 06:23 PM
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gta0012
08-26-2009, 06:27 PM
Watch a Chiefs game with her and see if you still like her.

The rough sex might be good.



Minus the rough sex part....which still might be tru.....

Anyway i agree. My last gf was a huge Packers fan and I absolutly LOVED watching games together with a girl that actually knew what she was talking about and enjoyed it as much as i do.

It could make Denver vs. Chiefs games that much more fun :P

DaFace
08-26-2009, 06:41 PM
Eh, I'm married to one and frequently watch football on Sundays with the rest of her Donkey-lovin' family. It's not so bad.

They kinda got mad at me when I was drunkenly rolling on the floor laughing at their team when we beat them last year, though.

Groves
08-26-2009, 06:50 PM
You forgot the most obvious answer. Convert her. My wife was a lifelong donkey fan until we met. She wouldn't root for Denver at all now.

It makes her family a bit upset, but it what great wives often do....conform to their husbands. I totally married up, though.

DaKCMan AP
08-26-2009, 06:56 PM
My gf doesn't follow the NFL so she'll watch whatever games I want, but she's a huge Gators football fan (and knows her stuff) so it works out perfect. :D


...and this thread is worthless without pics (ignoring googlegoogle's garbage).

Valiant
08-26-2009, 07:05 PM
Well if you are fucking her, then the Chiefs are winning in the end..

MahiMike
08-26-2009, 07:07 PM
Do her and then at the end yell "REMEMBER THE MONDAY NIGHT GAME! VIVA MONTANA!"

LOCOChief
08-26-2009, 07:33 PM
pussy hairs can tow battle ships

This might be the most profound statement I've ever read.

Boon
08-26-2009, 07:41 PM
I met a Denver Donkey fan.. and I have it bad for her. She is unlike most Donk women (She is attractive, has all her teeth, no illegitimate children and has a good disposition). I am stuck between a rock and a Donkey.

With those attributes she is indeed a rare Donkey specimen.
Hit it and leave.

Lumpy
08-26-2009, 07:43 PM
You forgot the most obvious answer. Convert her. My wife was a lifelong donkey fan until we met. She wouldn't root for Denver at all now.

It makes her family a bit upset, but it what great wives often do....conform to their husbands. I totally married up, though.

This does work, (if done correctly). I was converted in 1994. :D

It would be a waste of time though if ur not going to have a solid relationship w/ this gal.

RJ
08-26-2009, 08:06 PM
Hmmm. This is a tough question.

Allow me to get straight to the point.

Does she swallow?

Everything else hinges upon the answer to that question.

alanm
08-26-2009, 09:24 PM
I met a Denver Donkey fan.. and I have it bad for her. She is unlike most Donk women (She is attractive, has all her teeth, no illegitimate children and has a good disposition). I am stuck between a rock and a Donkey.I feel your pain. I've been with the same woman for 5 yrs. now and she's a die hard Bronco fan as well. It's a good thing that the Chiefs generally play at 11 and Denver at 2 or we'd really have a problem. :harumph:

Buehler445
08-26-2009, 10:00 PM
There is only one course of action....


http://www.softgreenglow.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/Kill%20it%20With%20Fire%20Aliens.jpg

gblowfish
08-27-2009, 09:05 AM
Perhaps she is a Donkey Punch fan.

This.

Use her like a paper towel.

MikeMaslowski
08-27-2009, 09:07 AM
12 posts?

Worthless without pics.

I was looking for that post... kinda behind posters 1-11.

mikey23545
08-27-2009, 09:14 AM
pussy hairs can tow battle ships

LMAO