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Al Bundy
08-26-2009, 05:41 PM
I met a Denver Donkey fan.. and I have it bad for her. She is unlike most Donk women (She is attractive, has all her teeth, no illegitimate children and has a good disposition). I am stuck between a rock and a Donkey.

Rain Man
08-26-2009, 05:42 PM
Walk away. Just walk away.

Paniero
08-26-2009, 05:42 PM
Go for it.

At least when you go for a fan of a rival, it's a woman, unlike Mecca's last time at the Mile High glory hole.

Amnorix
08-26-2009, 05:45 PM
Think of all the great possibilities, though. Spanking her is almost required. You can request "donkey style" and make it seem to her like its her duty as a loyal fan.

LaChapelle
08-26-2009, 05:47 PM
Perhaps she is a Donkey Punch fan.

chefsos
08-26-2009, 05:48 PM
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jaa1025
08-26-2009, 05:48 PM
Hit it and quit it

rockymtnchief
08-26-2009, 05:48 PM
When I lived in Colorado I dated a hottie from Denver. On the second date I let her know I hated the Donkeys and was a huge Chiefs fan. She pulled out her key chain, and lo and behold, it was the Chiefs!

Her and her mother were from St. Joe. Her mom let her know I was a keeper. :D

shitgoose
08-26-2009, 05:49 PM
It'll be fine. After this season she will be ripe for converting

Demonpenz
08-26-2009, 05:49 PM
pussy hairs can tow battle ships

angelo
08-26-2009, 05:51 PM
I met a Denver Donkey fan.. and I have it bad for her. She is unlike most Donk women (She is attractive, has all her teeth, no illegitimate children and has a good disposition). I am stuck between a rock and a Donkey.

I feel your pain. My nephew is a Raiders Fan. He is a good kid and just made the J.V. Football team as a freshmen (outside linebacker). I hope he will outgrow it.
All you can do is love them.
Ang

kstater
08-26-2009, 05:51 PM
12 posts?

Worthless without pics.

LaChapelle
08-26-2009, 05:51 PM
Always have Viagra on hand. The IN-COM-PLETE chant could be a ball breaker.

chiefzilla1501
08-26-2009, 05:52 PM
You'll be fine, but just realize that she's not as good with her left hand as she is with her right. Overconfidence in the left hand is the Bronco Way.

Count Alex's Losses
08-26-2009, 05:55 PM
Watch a Chiefs game with her and see if you still like her.

The rough sex might be good.

Mr. Krab
08-26-2009, 06:00 PM
Go for it!! Bend her over and give it to that donk lover hard. Maybe "slip" into the backdoor to see if she's squeals like Romomowski when he visits a pharmacy.

googlegoogle
08-26-2009, 07:23 PM
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gta0012
08-26-2009, 07:27 PM
Watch a Chiefs game with her and see if you still like her.

The rough sex might be good.



Minus the rough sex part....which still might be tru.....

Anyway i agree. My last gf was a huge Packers fan and I absolutly LOVED watching games together with a girl that actually knew what she was talking about and enjoyed it as much as i do.

It could make Denver vs. Chiefs games that much more fun :P

DaFace
08-26-2009, 07:41 PM
Eh, I'm married to one and frequently watch football on Sundays with the rest of her Donkey-lovin' family. It's not so bad.

They kinda got mad at me when I was drunkenly rolling on the floor laughing at their team when we beat them last year, though.

Groves
08-26-2009, 07:50 PM
You forgot the most obvious answer. Convert her. My wife was a lifelong donkey fan until we met. She wouldn't root for Denver at all now.

It makes her family a bit upset, but it what great wives often do....conform to their husbands. I totally married up, though.

DaKCMan AP
08-26-2009, 07:56 PM
My gf doesn't follow the NFL so she'll watch whatever games I want, but she's a huge Gators football fan (and knows her stuff) so it works out perfect. :D


...and this thread is worthless without pics (ignoring googlegoogle's garbage).

Valiant
08-26-2009, 08:05 PM
Well if you are fucking her, then the Chiefs are winning in the end..

MahiMike
08-26-2009, 08:07 PM
Do her and then at the end yell "REMEMBER THE MONDAY NIGHT GAME! VIVA MONTANA!"

LOCOChief
08-26-2009, 08:33 PM
pussy hairs can tow battle ships

This might be the most profound statement I've ever read.

Boon
08-26-2009, 08:41 PM
I met a Denver Donkey fan.. and I have it bad for her. She is unlike most Donk women (She is attractive, has all her teeth, no illegitimate children and has a good disposition). I am stuck between a rock and a Donkey.

With those attributes she is indeed a rare Donkey specimen.
Hit it and leave.

Lumpy
08-26-2009, 08:43 PM
You forgot the most obvious answer. Convert her. My wife was a lifelong donkey fan until we met. She wouldn't root for Denver at all now.

It makes her family a bit upset, but it what great wives often do....conform to their husbands. I totally married up, though.

This does work, (if done correctly). I was converted in 1994. :D

It would be a waste of time though if ur not going to have a solid relationship w/ this gal.

RJ
08-26-2009, 09:06 PM
Hmmm. This is a tough question.

Allow me to get straight to the point.

Does she swallow?

Everything else hinges upon the answer to that question.

alanm
08-26-2009, 10:24 PM
I met a Denver Donkey fan.. and I have it bad for her. She is unlike most Donk women (She is attractive, has all her teeth, no illegitimate children and has a good disposition). I am stuck between a rock and a Donkey.I feel your pain. I've been with the same woman for 5 yrs. now and she's a die hard Bronco fan as well. It's a good thing that the Chiefs generally play at 11 and Denver at 2 or we'd really have a problem. :harumph:

Buehler445
08-26-2009, 11:00 PM
There is only one course of action....


http://www.softgreenglow.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/Kill%20it%20With%20Fire%20Aliens.jpg

gblowfish
08-27-2009, 10:05 AM
Perhaps she is a Donkey Punch fan.

This.

Use her like a paper towel.

MikeMaslowski
08-27-2009, 10:07 AM
12 posts?

Worthless without pics.

I was looking for that post... kinda behind posters 1-11.

mikey23545
08-27-2009, 10:14 AM
pussy hairs can tow battle ships

LMAO