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Simply Red
08-28-2009, 10:05 AM
Yeah so, I'm going to a wedding of a buddy of mine on Sept. 12th. I'm wanting to look really nice, as weddings are an amazing medium for networking/meeting people (most notably, girls) but, I'm thinking grey button up w/ navy pin-stripes and a bold navy tie accompanied by some fine solid dark, dark navy flat front, semi-formal pants w/ my power shoes, which were purchased at Norstroms, split-toe, calfskin, black.

Or, do you all think i need to buy a sports-coat, too? My ex-wife handled all of the 'proper etiquette' bullshit when I was married, so, I'm a little lost as to the do's n do nots.

TIA

-SR

ChiefJustice
08-28-2009, 10:13 AM
Suck it up Wildcat!

Show your pride and the ladies will be dripping off of you.

http://img2.allposters.com/images/TEE_TRCO/SM1479B-AT.jpg

Delano
08-28-2009, 10:21 AM
Don't wear anything that matches the wedding party's attire.

A darker khaki, flat front pant and a cerulean button-up (no pattern, please). Some sporty suede boots work well with this combo. No tie unless you are a very close friend or family member.

The point is, you want the ladies to know you are there because you know people, but that you don't know them well enough where the lady will feel guilty if she enjoys an erotic rendezvous with you.

Rain Man
08-28-2009, 10:21 AM
Wear the bride's underwear on your head.

stevieray
08-28-2009, 10:22 AM
Tuxedo Tshurt/Jared allen

vailpass
08-28-2009, 10:23 AM
Something crotchless. But don't be vulgar, cover up with a pair of chaps until the dance music starts.

Great Expectations
08-28-2009, 10:24 AM
Dark suit and tie if the wedding is in the evening. Wear a sports jacket or suit w/ no tie if it is in the afternoon.

Dayze
08-28-2009, 10:25 AM
Dark suit and tie if the wedding is in the evening. Wear a sports jacket or suit w/ no tie if it is in the afternoon.

+1.
Agree.

Reerun_KC
08-28-2009, 10:27 AM
Suck it up Wildcat!

Show your pride and the ladies will be dripping off of you.

http://img2.allposters.com/images/TEE_TRCO/SM1479B-AT.jpg

FAIL

You never under estimate the power of this bad boy....

http://americanshelflife.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/40_1293.jpg

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 10:28 AM
FAIL

You never under estimate the power of this bad boy....

http://americanshelflife.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/40_1293.jpg

we both went to Blue Springs High, that's what he was saying. lol

DaKCMan AP
08-28-2009, 10:28 AM
A suit.

I either wear a green suit, navy suit or black/charcoal pinstripe suit.

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 10:30 AM
Don't wear anything that matches the wedding party's attire.

A darker khaki, flat front pant and a cerulean button-up (no pattern, please). Some sporty suede boots work well with this combo. No tie unless you are a very close friend or family member.

The point is, you want the ladies to know you are there because you know people, but that you don't know them well enough where the lady will feel guilty if she enjoys an erotic rendezvous with you.

sooo, my suggestion is off?

L.A. Chieffan
08-28-2009, 10:31 AM
A bold stripe shirt calls for solid colored or discreetly patterned suits and ties.

OK SR? Right? Got it.

loochy
08-28-2009, 10:32 AM
Go to banana republic and buy whatever is on the mannequin.

Fish
08-28-2009, 10:32 AM
'proper etiquette' is overrated....

wild1
08-28-2009, 10:33 AM
wear a suit. less is not appropriate for weddings. there may be others there who are underdressed, but that does not mean you should be.

Delano
08-28-2009, 10:33 AM
sooo, my suggestion is off?

I think your suggestion works if you know the groom fairly well and the wedding is at night. We'll assume the wedding party is not wearing navy or grey in any form.

L.A. Chieffan
08-28-2009, 10:35 AM
oliver peoples glasses.

Demonpenz
08-28-2009, 10:38 AM
Demon's rules for weddings. giftcard from target. Slacks and polo oversized for confort, Iphone for bordom, bring hard liquor if there is pussy there, if not bounce after 2 dropping off gifts. If i feel they just invited me for gifts or because it was nice of them, null and void. Time to spend time with my TV and game system because it was expensive and i don't watch or play enough. final step watch for facebook for pending "so and so is single again :(" which is bound to happen. Then move in to date, if baby pictures go up, delete said bride and groom from facebook.

Delano
08-28-2009, 10:39 AM
Be prepared for the wedding guest with a better business card than yours.

Just sayin'.

DaKCMan AP
08-28-2009, 10:39 AM
http://www.beau-coup.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/wedding_crashers_2.jpg

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 10:42 AM
ok, so, the grey n navy suggestion was too much for an AM wedding? PLS BE CLEAR!@

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 10:43 AM
oliver peoples glasses.

Jean Paul Gaultier

loochy
08-28-2009, 10:48 AM
ok, so, the grey n navy suggestion was too much for an AM wedding? PLS BE CLEAR!@

It's really probably not a big deal. Don't look trashy and let that be the end of it. I don't think you have to wear a suit. Just look sharp and everything will be fine. Probably nobody will notice anyways.

GoHuge
08-28-2009, 10:54 AM
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Buck
08-28-2009, 10:56 AM
One word - Argyle.

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 10:56 AM
oh i will, i've found this olive-oil leave-in conditioner, it makes my bangs curl just right, next i use a Redken gel for the side and back. My skin looks great thanks to my blackhead dissolver and my 'quick lunchtime' face-peel, both by joey specialties. i'll probably bleach my teeth, and do a 20 minute tan, i have a tanning bed at the house, you should look into it, GREAT RATES.

Buck
08-28-2009, 10:57 AM
You are so gay.

wild1
08-28-2009, 10:58 AM
i think we've found the problem.

Duck Dog
08-28-2009, 11:01 AM
What time of day is it and where is the reception?

Demonpenz
08-28-2009, 11:02 AM
make sure you have access to your dick o you can masterbate while looking around at the wedding. I try to take a cell phone picture and take it to the bathroom sometimes because just stairing at them sweaty and beating off under your cargo's can be a turnoff

Duck Dog
08-28-2009, 11:03 AM
oh i will, i've found this olive-oil leave-in conditioner, it makes my bangs curl just right, next i use a Redken gel for the side and back. My skin looks great thanks to my blackhead dissolver and my 'quick lunchtime' face-peel, both by joey specialties. i'll probably bleach my teeth, and do a 20 minute tan, i have a tanning bed at the house, you should look into it, GREAT RATES.

Your buddy isn't Denver Chief, is it? :hmmm:






:D

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 11:03 AM
What time of day is it and where is the reception?

it's in a decent sorta hip area, i suppose (as far as the suburbs are concerned)

ChiefJustice
08-28-2009, 11:03 AM
It's really probably not a big deal. Don't look trashy and let that be the end of it. I don't think you have to wear a suit. Just look sharp and everything will be fine. Probably nobody will notice anyways.

Ouch


Ryan.get a black sport coat and you will be set.

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 11:05 AM
Your buddy isn't Denver Chief, is it? :hmmm:






:D

no, jeez, you all take me entirely too seriously. I'm not gay. NTTAWWT :)

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 11:06 AM
make sure you have access to your dick o you can masterbate while looking around at the wedding. I try to take a cell phone picture and take it to the bathroom sometimes because just stairing at them sweaty and beating off under your cargo's can be a turnoff

LMAO k.

Mr. Krab
08-28-2009, 11:07 AM
http://www.jaunted.com/files/3/borat_cannes_2.jpg

ziggysocki
08-28-2009, 11:14 AM
SR, I think your original idea sounds fine. I say no coat, mostly just because I wouldn't. But if you are still unsure, here is a guaranteed winner:
http://images.brightcoloredtuxedos.com/orange_tuxedo.jpg

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 11:15 AM
ah ha, ok, i'm going w/ that.

Buck
08-28-2009, 11:18 AM
Yeah, just don't try to outclass the Groom or best man...you should be good.

Serious Question. Do you watch football?

Most guys that I know that are metro don't really like football.

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 11:38 AM
Yeah, just don't try to outclass the Groom or best man...you should be good.

Serious Question. Do you watch football?

Most guys that I know that are metro don't really like football.

OH yeah, of course.

Buck
08-28-2009, 11:41 AM
Just wasn't sure. Don't take this the wrong way, but I don't think I've ever seen you talk about football on here.

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 11:43 AM
Just wasn't sure. Don't take this the wrong way, but I don't think I've ever seen you talk about football on here.

i do, i have, I can discuss it. I'm not the most knowledgable, that's no big secret. I don't try to over sell my knowledge, or lack of.

Buck
08-28-2009, 11:45 AM
i do, i have, I can discuss it. I'm not the most knowledgable, that's no big secret. I don't try to over sell my knowledge, or lack of.

Ok. It doesn't really matter to me. I think you are one of the coolest posters.

vailpass
08-28-2009, 11:46 AM
Dress as a pimp with high-heeled shoes, feathery hat and gold teef. Then when they get to the part where they ask if anyone knows why these two should not be married you stand up and scream "Bitch better have my money. Not PART of my money, not SOME of my money, bitch better have ALL my money!!"
Then quietly sit back down.

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 11:46 AM
Ok. It doesn't really matter to me. I think you are one of the coolest posters.

i've already busted my rep nut, all over bad girl's pajamas. Umm, I'll get ya next time! :)

OR, do i owe you 99.95?

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 11:47 AM
Dress as a pimp with high-heeled shoes, feathery hat and gold teef. Then when they get to the part where they ask if anyone knows why these two should not be married you stand up and scream "Bitch better have my money. Not PART of my money, not SOME of my money, bitch better have ALL my money!!"
Then quietly sit back down.

ROFL

Brock
08-28-2009, 11:48 AM
Dress as a pimp with high-heeled shoes, feathery hat and gold teef. Then when they get to the part where they ask if anyone knows why these two should not be married you stand up and scream "Bitch better have my money. Not PART of my money, not SOME of my money, bitch better have ALL my money!!"
Then quietly sit back down.

Is Simply Red gonna have to choke a bitch?

vailpass
08-28-2009, 11:49 AM
Is Simply Red gonna have to choke a bitch?

:D Where's my bitches??!!

Buck
08-28-2009, 11:52 AM
i've already busted my rep nut, all over bad girl's pajamas. Umm, I'll get ya next time! :)

OR, do i owe you 99.95?

Its all gravy.

GoHuge
08-28-2009, 11:55 AM
for a summer wedding the one can't miss thing you can wear is a khaki or light colored pants and jacket. banana republic has this very setup. i think i got mine for about three bills. great thing is it's very versatile. you can wear the whole thing or just the jacket and jeans. tie or no tie. if you wear the pants and jacket (they are both very light and comfy in the summer) wear a pastel colored shirt no tie. i'd also go black belt and shoes. goes with light colors better in my opinion. for the shirt color you can't go wrong with peach, light pink, a light lime green, lavender, a baby blue, or a shirt with those colors in stripes. those colors might not be up your alley but they will be up women's. it'll show you have confidence in your self and some fashion sense or at least you'll look like it for a night. this isn't nearly as difficult to do as you made tapping your neighbors friend out to be. go to banana and walk up to one of the girls working there. they're all usually pretty damn cute with a pretty good fashion sense. tell her where your going, the setting, and time and she'll set you up. hell have a couple of them help. it will be fun and trust their recommendations even if it puts you outside your comfort zone. after listening to your trials and tribulations re. women being out of your comfort zone will probably be a good thing. the girls helping you love to do make overs for the fashion impaired. just think of it like this. . . .they are dressing you up to look the way they'd like a guy they want to f**k to look. that should give you a little confidence. i was even lucky enough to hookup with a banana chick. they get thirty percent off everything so if you play your cards right there will be good times all around. sr find a way to stow your inner pussy and life will come to you much easier my friend.
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OnTheWarpath58
08-28-2009, 11:57 AM
Start with a Valentino suit.

And Ryan, you've to wear clothes in proportion to your physique. There are definite dos and dont's, good buddy of wearing a bold striped shirt. A bold stripe shirt calls for solid colored or discreetly patterned suits and ties.

But the key is in getting ready.

In the morning if your face is a little puffy, put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. After removing the ice pack, use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb-mint facial mask which you should leave on for 10 minutes while you prepare the rest of my routine. Always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Brock
08-28-2009, 11:58 AM
Start with a Valentino suit.

And Ryan, you've to wear clothes in proportion to your physique. There are definite dos and dont's, good buddy of wearing a bold striped shirt. A bold stripe shirt calls for solid colored or discreetly patterned suits and ties.

But the key is in getting ready.

In the morning if your face is a little puffy, put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. After removing the ice pack, use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb-mint facial mask which you should leave on for 10 minutes while you prepare the rest of my routine. Always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

Don't forget to play some Huey Lewis and the News.

SenselessChiefsFan
08-28-2009, 11:59 AM
Yeah so, I'm going to a wedding of a buddy of mine on Sept. 12th. I'm wanting to look really nice, as weddings are an amazing medium for networking/meeting people (most notably, girls) but, I'm thinking grey button up w/ navy pin-stripes and a bold navy tie accompanied by some fine solid dark, dark navy flat front, semi-formal pants w/ my power shoes, which were purchased at Norstroms, split-toe, calfskin, black.

Or, do you all think i need to buy a sports-coat, too? My ex-wife handled all of the 'proper etiquette' bullshit when I was married, so, I'm a little lost as to the do's n do nots.

TIA

-SR

I like to wear a white dress just to piss of the bride..... given that I am a man, it annoys many people really.

Delano
08-28-2009, 12:00 PM
for a summer wedding the one can't miss thing you can wear is a khaki or light colored pants and jacket. banana republic has this very setup. i think i got mine for about three bills. great thing is it's very versatile. you can wear the whole thing or just the jacket and jeans. tie or no tie. if you wear the pants and jacket (they are both very light and comfy in the summer) wear a pastel colored shirt no tie. i'd also go black belt and shoes. goes with light colors better in my opinion. for the shirt color you can't go wrong with peach, light pink, a light lime green, lavender, a baby blue, or a shirt with those colors in stripes. those colors might not be up your alley but they will be up women's. it'll show you have confidence in your self and some fashion sense or at least you'll look like it for a night. this isn't nearly as difficult to do as you made tapping your neighbors friend out to be. go to banana and walk up to one of the girls working there. they're all usually pretty damn cute with a pretty good fashion sense. tell her where your going, the setting, and time and she'll set you up. hell have a couple of them help. it will be fun and trust their recommendations even if it puts you outside your comfort zone. after listening to your trials and tribulations re. women being out of your comfort zone will probably be a good thing. the girls helping you love to do make overs for the fashion impaired. just think of it like this. . . .they are dressing you up to look the way they'd like a guy they want to f**k to look. that should give you a little confidence. i was even lucky enough to hookup with a banana chick. they get thirty percent off everything so if you play your cards right there will be good times all around. sr find a way to stow your inner pussy and life will come to you much easier my friend.
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I agree with your sartorial advice with the exception of the shoes.

A suede boot that is slightly darker than your darkest article of clothing FTW.

Garcia Bronco
08-28-2009, 12:00 PM
Yeah so, I'm going to a wedding of a buddy of mine on Sept. 12th. I'm wanting to look really nice, as weddings are an amazing medium for networking/meeting people (most notably, girls) but, I'm thinking grey button up w/ navy pin-stripes and a bold navy tie accompanied by some fine solid dark, dark navy flat front, semi-formal pants w/ my power shoes, which were purchased at Norstroms, split-toe, calfskin, black.

Or, do you all think i need to buy a sports-coat, too? My ex-wife handled all of the 'proper etiquette' bullshit when I was married, so, I'm a little lost as to the do's n do nots.

TIA

-SR

Black suit and a tie. Don't make it any more complicated than that.

kstater
08-28-2009, 12:01 PM
Definitely suit up.

OnTheWarpath58
08-28-2009, 12:02 PM
Don't forget to play some Huey Lewis and the News.

Damn, how did I forget that?

Baby Lee
08-28-2009, 12:05 PM
You are so gay.

Not often you read a post that's saying exactly what you're thinking AS you think it.

Frankie
08-28-2009, 12:18 PM
-- What to wear to a wedding when you're not in it?

Just don't wear a white gown. It's uncool to compete with the bride.

Skip Towne
08-28-2009, 12:28 PM
I like that baby blue cowboy shirt with the snaps on the pockets. The won you wore when you had your Niner.

GoHuge
08-28-2009, 12:29 PM
I agree with your sartorial advice with the exception of the shoes.

A suede boot that is slightly darker than your darkest article of clothing FTW.
i.ve got to say i don't disagree with that at all. that would look pretty damn sharp. always just been a fan of the black shoes and belt just because it works with most anything with a few exceptions. keeps you from having to have ten different colors of shoes. to those clamoring for the "black suit" this is a summer wedding not a business meeting or funeral. with the light khaki colored suit and no tie it's a good way to be casually suited up. or you can dress like the teenage boys in their one badly-tailored pleated-pants black suit along with all the other lame asses. your call.
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OnTheWarpath58
08-28-2009, 12:31 PM
I like that baby blue cowboy shirt with the snaps on the pockets. The won you wore when you had your Niner.

LMAO

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 12:58 PM
I like that baby blue cowboy shirt with the snaps on the pockets. The won you wore when you had your Niner.

oh that Perry Ellis, yeah, I donated that to the Goodwill.:clap:

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 12:59 PM
Not often you read a post that's saying exactly what you're thinking AS you think it.

oh yeah, well, screw you :)

Baby Lee
08-28-2009, 01:01 PM
oh yeah, well, screw you :)

No chance, no matter how dapperly you dress.

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 01:03 PM
No chance, no matter how dapperly you dress.

HA!!! :clap:

ChiTown
08-28-2009, 01:07 PM
http://www.choiceshirts.com/images/PL/-9/PL-90348A-lg.jpg

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 01:26 PM
for a summer wedding the one can't miss thing you can wear is a khaki or light colored pants and jacket. banana republic has this very setup. i think i got mine for about three bills. great thing is it's very versatile. you can wear the whole thing or just the jacket and jeans. tie or no tie. if you wear the pants and jacket (they are both very light and comfy in the summer) wear a pastel colored shirt no tie. i'd also go black belt and shoes. goes with light colors better in my opinion. for the shirt color you can't go wrong with peach, light pink, a light lime green, lavender, a baby blue, or a shirt with those colors in stripes. those colors might not be up your alley but they will be up women's. it'll show you have confidence in your self and some fashion sense or at least you'll look like it for a night. this isn't nearly as difficult to do as you made tapping your neighbors friend out to be. go to banana and walk up to one of the girls working there. they're all usually pretty damn cute with a pretty good fashion sense. tell her where your going, the setting, and time and she'll set you up. hell have a couple of them help. it will be fun and trust their recommendations even if it puts you outside your comfort zone. after listening to your trials and tribulations re. women being out of your comfort zone will probably be a good thing. the girls helping you love to do make overs for the fashion impaired. just think of it like this. . . .they are dressing you up to look the way they'd like a guy they want to f**k to look. that should give you a little confidence. i was even lucky enough to hookup with a banana chick. they get thirty percent off everything so if you play your cards right there will be good times all around. sr find a way to stow your inner pussy and life will come to you much easier my friend.
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The neighbor roommate thing is happening, by the way. You all don't deserve the truth after the lashing you all dealt.

Brock
08-28-2009, 01:30 PM
The neighbor roommate thing is happening, by the way. You all don't deserve the truth after the lashing you all dealt.

What do you mean it's happening?

ChiTown
08-28-2009, 01:30 PM
Seriously, I'm heading to my 2nd wedding this Summer in 2 weeks - 2 Nieces getting married in one Summer.

I don't wear suits any more for work - haven't in over 10+ yrs. I had to go out and buy a suit for these weddings. Got a really sharp black Hart, Schaffner & Marx (light gray) pinstripe suit. Bought 3 different shirts & ties to go with it. I do believe I'm set for another 10+ yrs!
:D

Good luck & have fun!

DaneMcCloud
08-28-2009, 01:30 PM
Go to Nordstrom's and buy a Hugo Boss suit, preferrably a shade of brown (brown is the "new" black). Purchase a strong colored shirt (deep blue, lime green, etc.) and a "hip" tie with suitable colors.

Be sure to wear brown shoes. Black shoes and a brownish suit don't match.

Ari Chi3fs
08-28-2009, 01:45 PM
Does it matter? He will meet a chick and then not close the deal... so who cares, really?

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 01:51 PM
What do you mean it's happening?

she's out of town til' Tuesday, let's just say that there's been progress, i'll bring the full report as it happens. She's on a cruise w/ a girlfd. till monday or Tues.

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 01:53 PM
oh and Brock, my neighbor brought me a white chocolate cup-cake, last night, but then she left to go see her boyfriend in Charleston. But that's okay, she and I are just friends, it was nice though having a hot girl bring a cupcake to my door, I wanted her neck in my mouth.

GoHuge
08-28-2009, 02:26 PM
she's out of town til' Tuesday, let's just say that there's been progress, i'll bring the full report as it happens. She's on a cruise w/ a girlfd. till monday or Tues.
sr i've done my best to help you out with your procreation handicap and only gave you shit when you pitched a fit and talked about giving up when the girl didn't answer your text in ten minutes or when you where crying because she was letting a guy tear it up because he made a move. your constant sitting on your hands while never acting on any of the advice you have asked for is what pisses people off. hell even after all the advice on this subject your probably at jeans and a polo because it's easy and comfortable. also if this situation with your neighbor's friend is still "progressing nicely" and you haven't closed you are in the friends zone with little chance of getting out of it.
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Simply Red
08-28-2009, 02:30 PM
sr i've done my best to help you out with your procreation handicap and only gave you shit when you pitched a fit and talked about giving up when the girl didn't answer your text in ten minutes or when you where crying because she was letting a guy tear it up because he made a move. your constant sitting on your hands while never acting on any of the advice you have asked for is what pisses people off. hell even after all the advice on this subject your probably at jeans and a polo because it's easy and comfortable. also if this situation with your neighbor's friend is still "progressing nicely" and you haven't closed you are in the friends zone with little chance of getting out of it.
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wow, talk about twisting and cutting n pasting. Uhh, STILL THERE WASN'T A GUY THAT 'TORE IT UP', I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU ALL ARE TALKING ABOUT, SERIOUSLY, ARE YOU MAKING THAT UP?

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 02:31 PM
also if this situation with your neighbor's friend is still "progressing nicely" and you haven't closed you are in the friends zone with little chance of getting out of it.
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I got this.

Delano
08-28-2009, 02:35 PM
Ryan, I've got something I think you might like if you are set on a suit.

Wear a plaid shirt under your jacket. I'm not kidding. I know you may be thinking "Delano, thought provoking, but plaid isn't an option until fall." Well, remember, the wedding is September 12 and I think plaid works at that time.

Grab a nice Hamilton shirt with colors in the blue family. Band of Outsiders makes some ties that would fit well with the Hamilton shirt.

Take Dane's great advice and get a Hugo Boss suit. (Grey, preferably)

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 02:42 PM
sr i've done my best to help you out with your procreation handicap and only gave you shit when you pitched a fit and talked about giving up when the girl didn't answer your text in ten minutes or when you where crying because she was letting a guy tear it up because he made a move. your constant sitting on your hands while never acting on any of the advice you have asked for is what pisses people off. hell even after all the advice on this subject your probably at jeans and a polo because it's easy and comfortable. also if this situation with your neighbor's friend is still "progressing nicely" and you haven't closed you are in the friends zone with little chance of getting out of it.
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OK, this is just amazing, just astounding! She just text me, she'll be in Atlanta in an hour. I can't believe this! I thought all Royal Carribean cruises lasted a week, as in; seven days. ANYHOW, GoHuge, I'll bring updates as they arrive, may not be tonight though, the company is going bowling for my birthday.

Frankie
08-28-2009, 02:44 PM
Hey SR, maybe you should interest them in one of them nudist weddings. :hmmm:
You'll save some dough.

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 02:45 PM
Ryan, I've got something I think you might like if you are set on a suit.

Wear a plaid shirt under your jacket. I'm not kidding. I know you may be thinking "Delano, thought provoking, but plaid isn't an option until fall." Well, remember, the wedding is September 12 and I think plaid works at that time.

Grab a nice Hamilton shirt with colors in the blue family. Band of Outsiders makes some ties that would fit well with the Hamilton shirt.

Take Dane's great advice and get a Hugo Boss suit. (Grey, preferably)



I can't handle their price tag right now, w/ the two car notes. But I DO have many Boss graphic tees, which are VERY comfortable. As far as shirts, I prefer Faconnable or Michael Kors, but i like the plaid idear.

Delano
08-28-2009, 02:49 PM
I can't handle their price tag right now, w/ the two car notes. But I DO have many Boss graphic tees, which are VERY comfortable. As far as shirts, I prefer Faconnable or Michael Kors, but i like the plaid idear.

You can find Boss Black for under 900.

Also, dsquared2 is making some fine plaid shirts.

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 02:54 PM
You can find Boss Black for under 900.

Also, dsquared2 is making some fine plaid shirts.

Theory is money too,

Simply Red
08-28-2009, 02:56 PM
You can find Boss Black for under 900.

Also, dsquared2 is making some fine plaid shirts.

yes, familiar w/ dsquared

wild1
08-28-2009, 02:56 PM
sr i've done my best to help you out with your procreation handicap and only gave you shit when you pitched a fit and talked about giving up when the girl didn't answer your text in ten minutes or when you where crying because she was letting a guy tear it up because he made a move. your constant sitting on your hands while never acting on any of the advice you have asked for is what pisses people off. hell even after all the advice on this subject your probably at jeans and a polo because it's easy and comfortable. also if this situation with your neighbor's friend is still "progressing nicely" and you haven't closed you are in the friends zone with little chance of getting out of it.
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Simply Red
08-28-2009, 03:04 PM
Everybody is the biggest mac-dads and badasses on the internet, i think it is damned entertaining.

bevischief
08-28-2009, 06:15 PM
Go to Men's Warehouse and let the metro sexuals dress you.