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Coogs
10-20-2000, 01:32 PM
I'll try this again. Ignore the other thread. {lesson learned, bad topic header, NO hits!}

This one's for you KCTitus!! http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/wink.gif

Let's say you had won the lotto, you're now filthy stinkin rich!!! Here's what I'd do:

I'd place a $50K BOUNTY on the head(or knee if you prefer) of:

Kurt Warner <additional $100K if you also take out Green when he comes in>

Marshall Faulk

Any of those 4 skinny punks with jersey #s in the 8_'s.

And the Red Light Special of the day:
A cool $1 Million for the player whom after the course of a play along the Rams sideline, PUMMELS!!! Mike Martz!!

Did I leave anyone out? http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/cool.gif


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ct
[b]Give TRich the Ball!!!</B>

Raiderhader
10-20-2000, 01:58 PM
Cory: I appreciate the attempt, but this is not something I would condone.<P>

Yosef_Malkovitch
10-20-2000, 02:12 PM
This isn't funny, Jeff Galluli. How's your g/f, Tonya been? Ya hear she assults her new boyfriend with hubcaps?

Coogs
10-20-2000, 02:20 PM
Ah piss off you bunch of flippen stooges!!!

Anybody in here have a ****in sense of humor anymore?

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ct
[b]Give TRich the Ball!!!</B>

Coogs
10-20-2000, 02:21 PM
'Hey man, stop that. That's not funny man! NO REALLY, CUT IT OUT MAN!!'

ct
Bounty Hunter on the loose!

Coogs
10-20-2000, 02:27 PM
Better watch out Chiefs fans, this thread ain't POLITICALLY CORRECT!!

don't touch man, don't feed the trolls man, don't say anything about football man, cause the election is only 3 WEEKS AWAY WHOOOOHOOOOO!! I AM SOOOOO PUMPED FOR THIS ELECTION MAN!!!

ct
[b]OUT</B>

wutamess
10-20-2000, 02:30 PM
Holy Crap Cory! Just think about Warner's... uh, boy, er... girlfriend, wife thingy and how upset it would be.

[This message has been edited by bishop_74 (edited 10-20-2000).]

thehead
10-20-2000, 02:37 PM
I'm witcha Cory! I wanna see some compound fractures ala Joe Theisman.

Anything to take these FREAKS OF NATURE down a notch or two.

Calm down ya pansies - it's all fun b.s.

http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif



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Wade

crazy chiefs fan
10-20-2000, 02:52 PM
I know this intended for FUN,but the scary part is that some WACKO out there is really think'n this! http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

Coogs
10-20-2000, 03:02 PM
He said:

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Helvetica, verdana, ariel">quote:</font><HR>
"...the scary part is that some WACKO out there is really think'n this!"
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YEAH BABY!! AND IT'S MMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!

"Punch em in the mouth!!" Oh, wait, can't use Marty quotes in here either, that ain't PC either!!

ct
i got yer $$ right here b!tch

thehead
10-20-2000, 03:13 PM
Oh yea, forgot one. THE WHOLE STINKIN WINNINGS go to the one that can take out that nasty skank of an owner FRONTINARY (or what ever it is)

She makes me wanna puke!!! http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/mad.gif



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Wade

Coogs
10-20-2000, 03:16 PM
RIGHT ON BABY!!! Somebody PUNK that B!TCH TOO!!

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ct

[b]Get off you A$$ Chiefs Fans, or GET THE HELL OUT!!!</B>

ansonsdad
10-20-2000, 03:27 PM
I want to see someone crush that meathead Orlando Pace. Someone has to take a cheap shot at Stoyo too !!! CRUSH THE LAMBS

Coogs
10-20-2000, 03:40 PM
OOOHHHH YYYYEEEAAAHHH!!!

Now we're gettin somewhere Chiefs Fans!!

Fire it up BABY!!

Don't forget those PUNKS on thier Defense, too!!! Ah hell, TAKE OUT THE DAMN WATERBOY!! WWWWOOOOOHHHHOOOOO!!

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ct

[b]Get off you A$$ Chiefs Fans, or GET THE HELL OUT!!!</B>

Stryker
10-20-2000, 05:15 PM
Warner...DEAD!
Faulk....DEAD!
Holt.....DEAD!
Issac....DEAD!
Hakim....DEAD!
Stoyo....DEAD!
Green....DEAD! (after we DEAD Warner!)

Stryker
10-20-2000, 05:21 PM
coryt,

how bout we spend some of that $$ and borrow TB's safety ($hit, his name excapes me) and the dude that put the slobberknocker on Keyshawn last night, maybe they would send Bruce or Holt's helment flyin, if ya agree wit me, give me a HELL YA!

htismaqe
10-20-2000, 06:35 PM
Bob Dole thinks the two teams should sit together at the half and have tea and scones.

(Bob Dole is just visiting the other end of the spectrum for a moment...)

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Clint in Wichita
10-20-2000, 06:57 PM
Cory,
Too much coffee today??

You are killin me man too funny...Joe

AustinChief
10-20-2000, 08:22 PM
I want Sauerbrun to drop kick those cute Ram's azzes all over the field... and that includes their cheerleaders...

If we have to have a PI called on us it better damn well be worth it! Make 'em pay!!!!

Did you know the Rams where pantyhose when it's too cold for them?! Pansies!!!!<BR>

AustinChief
10-20-2000, 08:23 PM
Somebody better freakin' give Stoyo a vasectomy!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.ChiefsPlanet.com/ubb/mad.gif<BR>

WarPaint
10-20-2000, 09:27 PM
I would smile if Leonard Little suffered a career ending injury. Damn murderer playing football, it just ain't right.

Mi_chief_fan
10-20-2000, 10:07 PM
Tim Nunya needs to jump in here about now with a classic rendition along the lines of, "...RIP Warner's helmet off and make him EAT it!! YEAH! So when he goes poo-poo he craps out those little vending machine helmets..." followed a little later with, "LAMB GO DOWN!!! LAMB GO DOWN!!!, and concluding with, "...jumps violently around, throws keybo"

Coogs
10-22-2000, 11:49 AM
Snapper,

HELL YEA!!!

Joe,

No, simple mistake really, those pills looked JUST like those other ones, I SWEAR!!
Oh, and, no killin here, just some harmless maiming will do JUST fine!!

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ct

Get off you A$$ Chiefs Fans, or GET THE HELL OUT!!!

[This message has been edited by coryt (edited 10-22-2000).]

Coogs
10-22-2000, 01:51 PM
THE BOUNTY HUNTER STRIKES!!!

Kurt Warner is OUT of the game!!!

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ct

[b]Get off you A$$ Chiefs Fans, or GET THE HELL OUT!!!</B>