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DaFace
09-06-2009, 01:56 PM
Given our recent influx of n00bs on the Planet, perhaps it's time to help them out a little bit and save them from looking like...well...n00bs. Post your words of wisdom here.

kstater
09-06-2009, 01:57 PM
My advice to n00bs? Go Away.

DaFace
09-06-2009, 01:57 PM
No, there is not a "football" forum. The Lounge is for pretty much any topic except for politics. We like it that way, and it's not going to change just because you don't like it.

DaFace
09-06-2009, 01:58 PM
Rude comments, while not necessarily encouraged, are not a bannable offense. So don't report them. The mods don't care.

DaFace
09-06-2009, 01:58 PM
Dane McCloud can be a bit of an asshole if you get on his bad side. No, he's not leaving. Get over it.

DaFace
09-06-2009, 01:59 PM
OK, those are the few that came to mind. I'll let you guys come up with the rest.

JOhn
09-06-2009, 02:01 PM
Grow a set, and if you're female then show us your BOOBS!!!!


Yes we know that certain words are misspelled...moran, genuis etc It's a tradition.

Skip Towne is the official n00b beat down member, just take what he says and say "Please Sir, may I have another?"

Oh and one more thing, anyone who has a join date of 2000 should be treated with the utmost respect!! :D

vailpass
09-06-2009, 02:02 PM
n00bs, this board can seem a harsh and intimidating environment at first but there is much goodness and value in hanging around until you get comfortable.
Should you find yourself needing a kind and knowledgeable hand to guide you thorugh the rough spots all you need do is reach out to the board care taker and friend to all n00bs, a kindly gentleman named Skip Towne.

LaChapelle
09-06-2009, 02:02 PM
Retart, genious, moran are proper spellings

Gonzo
09-06-2009, 02:03 PM
Stfu and lurk a while... N00bs should average less than 2 posts per day for the first 6 months.
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SNR
09-06-2009, 02:04 PM
1. You're always smarter than everybody else. Be sure to let people know that, especially the folks with lots of posts who have been here for years. Don't be phased if they seem stubborn.

2. Chiefsplanet is a large community. Often one thread isn't enough for sufficient discussion, especially when it comes to new headlines around the NFL. Repost liberally.

3. The DC forum is a good way to meet friends and have civil discussions over politics and religion.

4. Because the Chiefs are figured to be bad this year, it's a good idea to post your brilliant, wacky, ideas about resurrecting the team during the regular season. Any complicated 4-way team trade scenarios involving trading Larry Johnson and Glenn Dorsey are entertaining and welcome reads.

Hope this helps.

Mr. Flopnuts
09-06-2009, 02:04 PM
Grow a set

Your key to success lies in these words right here. Don't be a whiny bitch, and remember, this is the internet. Don't take it too seriously.

Count Zarth
09-06-2009, 02:05 PM
DaKCManAP is awesome.

Never engage in debate with JASONSAUTO

doomy3
09-06-2009, 02:05 PM
Stfu and lurk a while... N00bs should average less than 2 posts per day for the first 6 months.
Posted via Mobile Device

I really wish DCS/RoR would have followed this rule.

stumppy
09-06-2009, 02:06 PM
I handle all new registrations. Use the Planets secure private messaging system to send me your VISA or Mastercard numbers.
Welcome aboard.

cabletech94
09-06-2009, 02:06 PM
When am I officially not a noob?

cdcox
09-06-2009, 02:06 PM
Every post should be taken at face value, because sarcasm is in very short supply with this crowd.

JOhn
09-06-2009, 02:07 PM
When am I officially not a noob?

When we vote on it:evil:

LaChapelle
09-06-2009, 02:09 PM
Yes, DenverChief is checking out your ass.

edit-forgot about Mr Kotter

Pablo
09-06-2009, 02:10 PM
Go to the DC Forum and stay there forever. K Thx Bye.

kstater
09-06-2009, 02:10 PM
Typing in all caps gets your point across better. Rule not specific to CP.

kstater
09-06-2009, 02:11 PM
Be sure to challenge the board to find your real identity, especially if you're a child molester.

Pablo
09-06-2009, 02:13 PM
Tell us where you work, your SSN and your wife's phone number.

Easy 6
09-06-2009, 02:13 PM
When am I officially not a noob?

Skips approved quota used to be 3000 posts.

JOhn
09-06-2009, 02:13 PM
Be sure to challenge the board to find your real identity, especially if you're a child molester.

Always post about your failed love life, and be sure to post pictures.


Also if you're interested in some woman, post her contact info in addition, in case of an emergency

Pablo
09-06-2009, 02:14 PM
The Lounge is really a dating forum. And like JOhn said, we all really enjoy hearing about your woman/man problems and will offer the best support available in times of emotional hardship.

SNR
09-06-2009, 02:15 PM
Boy, count on us to do something nice and it blows up in your face, huh, DaFace? ROFL

big nasty kcnut
09-06-2009, 02:16 PM
Kcnut like ku and ksu so stfu. Also like people who hook him up with cool stuff. Plus if i'm flirting with a cp female leave me be.
Posted via Mobile Device

JOhn
09-06-2009, 02:16 PM
Always give out Neg rep for things you don't like, the constructive criticism is appreciated by one and all

Bwana
09-06-2009, 02:18 PM
Go fetch Bwana a beer, make it a very cold beer and no swill! Be gone with you...CHOP CHOP!

Easy 6
09-06-2009, 02:20 PM
In the event that you get a message from redrum, telling you about the myriad ways he abused & debased your mother last night...be thankful that you've been graced by greatness.

Ebolapox
09-06-2009, 02:22 PM
STFD and STFU

Skip Towne
09-06-2009, 02:23 PM
Get in line and take a number. Each noob will be judged on their own merits.

JOhn
09-06-2009, 02:24 PM
Get in line and take a number. Each noob will be judged on their own merits.
:wayne::wayne:

This means respect your elders, and in Skip's case, that means everyone respects him

DaFace
09-06-2009, 02:25 PM
Boy, count on us to do something nice and it blows up in your face, huh, DaFace? ROFL

Na, I know this place. I figured the thread would be 20% good advice and 80% humor for the rest of us. :)

Mr. Arrowhead
09-06-2009, 02:25 PM
Yes, Knowshit is that stupid

Pablo
09-06-2009, 02:26 PM
When someone tells you to go make an antifreeze cocktail, use Prestone; it mixes and tastes better than most other stuff.

JOhn
09-06-2009, 02:26 PM
Na, I know this place. I figured the thread would be 20% good advice and 80% humor for the rest of us. :)

Damn DaFace your getting soft, I figured 5% vs 95% :D

Ari Chi3fs
09-06-2009, 02:27 PM
You should leave now... because if you keep coming back... you will NEVER be able to leave.

This place is like Hotel California... so, be careful.

Pablo
09-06-2009, 02:28 PM
You should leave now... because if you keep coming back... you will NEVER be able to leave.

This place is like Hotel California... so, be careful.Probably the best advice in the thread.

This is internet crack-cocaine. Use it with caution n00bs.

JOhn
09-06-2009, 02:28 PM
This place is like Hotel California... so, be careful.
I was thinking more like the Bates Motel :eek:


Or at times it's like a Roach motel

tmax63
09-06-2009, 02:30 PM
Those of you who think you know it all really piss off those of us who do. Also it is better the world to think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

JOhn
09-06-2009, 02:31 PM
Those of you who think you know it all really piss off those of us who do. Also it is better the world to think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

who the Fuck are you?


:D

vailpass
09-06-2009, 02:32 PM
This probably goes without saying but don't ever post a poll without a Gaz option or you will be waterboarded in Tequila Rose.

LaChapelle
09-06-2009, 02:33 PM
There is a hidden tribute to The Flintstones. Find it and win millions in Casino Cash.

LaChapelle
09-06-2009, 02:34 PM
DAMMIT!!

Chieficus
09-06-2009, 02:34 PM
The mods don't care.

That's rude... how do you report this?








:jester:

Bwana
09-06-2009, 02:38 PM
This probably goes without saying but don't ever post a poll without a Gaz option or you will be waterboarded in Tequila Rose.

Followed by Mr. Bubble being poured into the open wounds.

milkman
09-06-2009, 03:02 PM
You're a dumbass.

That's all you know, and all you need to know, dumbass.

Bugeater
09-06-2009, 03:02 PM
When am I officially not a noob?
If you have to ask if you're a n00b, you're a n00b.


That's rude... how do you report this?

:jester:
Send your complaint to Bob Dole. He'll get back to you neverday.

crispystl420
09-06-2009, 03:09 PM
Skip is old. Go chiefs is a gay model. Midnight Vulture has a badass bike, and all the girls. Hamas is pissed, and that MTG was recently involved in a divorce.

JOhn
09-06-2009, 03:14 PM
Skip is old. Go chiefs is a gay model. Midnight Vulture has a badass bike, and all the girls. Hamas is pissed, and that MTG guys just had a divorce.

A few others

Frazod likes n00bs with opinions & goofy ideas
Bwana is extremely anti gun
Badgirl is a wealth of knowledge on all things

crispystl420
09-06-2009, 03:17 PM
Badgirl is a wealth of knowledge on all things[/QUOTE]
Lmao

brophog
09-06-2009, 03:21 PM
CP is the Mane, but with slightly more actual Broncos fans.

JimNasium
09-06-2009, 03:24 PM
Your first homework assignment is to find out the Planet history behind the following:

Marty's Man Whore
Skinbra
Kirstie Tynes
American Hero
Pink socks
The New Year's Day gay porn controversy

crispystl420
09-06-2009, 03:25 PM
[QUOTE=JimNasium;6040344]Your first homework assignment is to find out the Planet history behind the following:

Kirstie Tynes


yeah, that was fun lol

the Talking Can
09-06-2009, 03:33 PM
lexicon

smittysbar
09-06-2009, 03:34 PM
Make sure in the event that you get mad at someone and decide to leave, to make a thread telling us you are leaving forever. Helps the mods keep track of members, thanks in advance.

Bwana
09-06-2009, 03:35 PM
A few others

Frazod likes n00bs with opinions & goofy ideas
Bwana is extremely anti gun
Badgirl is a wealth of knowledge on all things

What the.......:hmmm:

DaFace
09-06-2009, 03:35 PM
Make sure in the event that you get mad at someone and decide to leave, to make a thread telling us you are leaving forever. Helps the mods keep track of members, thanks in advance.

On a related note, if you choose to come back under a different username, the mods know. I promise.

DBOSHO
09-06-2009, 03:36 PM
when does a n00b lose n00b status?

Easy 6
09-06-2009, 03:36 PM
A great way to assure not only a seamless introduction, but a rocketride straight to the top...is to tell us about some really heinous thing you've done, as if you thought it was cool & would impress us.

Stealing, driving like a moran, giving your pals girl the O face...stuff like that.

Bwana
09-06-2009, 03:38 PM
when does a n00b lose n00b status?

When Skip says so.

Al Bundy
09-06-2009, 03:38 PM
Yes, you do smell like Donkey feces.
Accept the fact that Skip, while senile can still leave some witty nr
Every Raiders fan has a criminal record.

JOhn
09-06-2009, 03:38 PM
What the.......:hmmm:

ROFLROFL



:evil:

Bugeater
09-06-2009, 03:38 PM
when does a n00b lose n00b status?
Read the fucking thread, n00b.

luv
09-06-2009, 03:39 PM
If you take anything personally, you will not survive. Anything you say here, stupid or otherwise, can (and will) be held against you for....well....always.

smittysbar
09-06-2009, 03:39 PM
Don't join if you are not overweight, bald, and have a goatee

luv
09-06-2009, 03:40 PM
When Ship says so.

Who's Ship?

DBOSHO
09-06-2009, 03:40 PM
A great way to assure not only a seamless introduction, but a rocketride straight to the top...is to tell us about some really heinous thing you've done, as if you thought it was cool & would impress us.

Stealing, driving like a moran, giving your pals girl the O face...stuff like that.

i stole my pals girl and gave her the o face while driving like a moron.

Bwana
09-06-2009, 03:41 PM
Who's Ship?

Shit and Skips little brother. :D

DBOSHO
09-06-2009, 03:41 PM
Read the ****ing thread, n00b.

go away bugfucker

DaFace
09-06-2009, 03:42 PM
go away bugfucker

Wanna know how I can tell you're a n00b?

Chocolate Hog
09-06-2009, 03:42 PM
Rude comments, while not necessarily encouraged, are not a bannable offense. So don't report them. The mods don't care.

Orly?

DaFace
09-06-2009, 03:42 PM
Orly?

Well, there's a scale in there somewhere. You'd be surprised what gets reported though.

Bugeater
09-06-2009, 03:43 PM
go away bug****er
HAHAHAHAHA! BUGFUCKER! THAT IS SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL!

JuicesFlowing
09-06-2009, 03:43 PM
when does a n00b lose n00b status?

I think it's after 500,000 posts, but I could be wrong. :D

Bwana
09-06-2009, 03:43 PM
Wanna know how I can tell you're a n00b?

Yeah, no doubt. ROFL

Skip Towne
09-06-2009, 03:44 PM
Who's Ship?

I suspect I'm Ship

JOhn
09-06-2009, 03:44 PM
Don't join if you are not overweight, bald, and have a goatee


Damn i didn't realize you had a goatee? :shrug:

DBOSHO
09-06-2009, 03:44 PM
HAHAHAHAHA! BUG****ER! THAT IS SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL!

dont u have negrepping to do

JOhn
09-06-2009, 03:45 PM
dont u have negrepping to do

Dangit, I'm all out :cuss:

Bugeater
09-06-2009, 03:45 PM
dont u have negrepping to do
I'll have you know that I am currently out of ammo, so no, I don't.

JuicesFlowing
09-06-2009, 03:46 PM
To be completely honest, I'm surprised that this thread wasn't stared at least 6-7 years ago.

dirk digler
09-06-2009, 03:46 PM
My only advice is don't try to fuck with us. We have the best internet detectives in the world and we will hunt you down and embarrass the holy hell out of you.

Ok I lied I have some more. Stay the heck out of DC it is a cesspool of losers...well mostly losers.

Skip Towne
09-06-2009, 03:47 PM
I think it's after 500,000 posts, but I could be wrong. :D

It's a formula. Find RNR's post count and add 5,000 posts.

luv
09-06-2009, 03:47 PM
Dangit, I'm all out :cuss:

I'll have you know that I am currently out of ammo, so no, I don't.

Never fear. Luv is here. :D


While on vacation, so you should feel special.

dirk digler
09-06-2009, 03:49 PM
Oh and your first post has to announce your allegiance to either the True Fan side or the Draftubator side

Bwana
09-06-2009, 03:49 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6040428#post6040428

A fantastic Noob guide.

luv
09-06-2009, 03:49 PM
OH! OH! OH!


Am I the first to say REPOST to DaFace? Sorry, I haven't read every response.

luv
09-06-2009, 03:50 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6040428#post6040428

A fantastic Noob guide.

Damn you! Now I reposted!

vailpass
09-06-2009, 03:50 PM
Followed by Mr. Bubble being poured into the open wounds.

:D

Bwana
09-06-2009, 03:51 PM
dont u have negrepping to do

Heh

Bwana
09-06-2009, 03:52 PM
OH! OH! OH!


Am I the first to say REPOST to DaFace? Sorry, I haven't read every response.

Tisk tisk young lady, TISK TISK! :shake:

Bugeater
09-06-2009, 03:52 PM
OH! OH! OH!


Am I the first to say REPOST to DaFace? Sorry, I haven't read every response.
Pretty much everything is a repost at this point.

JOhn
09-06-2009, 03:55 PM
Pretty much everything is a repost at this point.

I admit, it's a combover

Gonzo
09-06-2009, 03:57 PM
What the.......:hmmm:
Dude... speaking of which...

I sighted in my 338 browning semi auto this morning. My shoulder is blue as hell now. I even used a granny pad. That was awesome. (got a 6x6 hanging by my stand too btw.
Posted via Mobile Device

Bwana
09-06-2009, 03:58 PM
Dude... speaking of which...

I sighted in my 338 browning semi auto this morning. My shoulder is blue as hell now. I even used a granny pad. That was awesome. (got a 6x6 hanging by my stand too btw.
Posted via Mobile Device

Sweet! Bag him and post some shots G Man!

Gonzo
09-06-2009, 04:01 PM
Sweet! Bag him and post some shots G Man!

Gonna try to next week. bow season starts the 15th.
Posted via Mobile Device

Bwana
09-06-2009, 04:05 PM
Gonna try to next week. bow season starts the 15th.
Posted via Mobile Device

That a baby, GOOD LUCK! :thumb:

Now back to my anti gun rants. :D

KCTitus
09-06-2009, 04:14 PM
After almost 10 years on the Planet, I have learned a lot of things about football...most importantly is how to discuss Chiefs football.

I have compiled a list of 'key phrases' that are used when discussing the Chiefs. If YOU want to come off as someone who clearly knows better than the people that hold jobs in the NFL, I suggest you memorize these phrases.

Without further ado...The Lexicon

1. Pissed Away - Any draft pick traded by KC
2. Wasted/Reach - Any draft pick used by KC to select a player
3. QBOTF - Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC.
4. QB Bust - Any QB taken in any round of the draft by KC
5. Draft pick 'value' chart - A ruse by Carl planted in the media to 'justify' the Ryan Sims trade up in 2002.
6. Waste of Cap Dollars - Any FA that KC picks up
7. Cap Friendly Contract - Any contract signed by a FA to an NFL Franchise other than KC
8. Overpaid - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by KC
9. Good Cap Mgmt - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by any NFL franchise other than KC
10. Blind Homer - Any Chiefs fan that finds any 'good' value in any FA, draft pick, trade that KC makes. Can also include those who celebrate Chiefs victories during a losing season.
11. High on Pot/Heroine/Crack... - See Blind Homer.
12. The System - the reason why high quality players are cut from KC in favor of 'Waste of Cap Dollars' FA's or 'Wastes/Reaches'
13. High Profile College Prospects - Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC
14. College Nobodies - Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC
15. gloom, despair, agony on me - a thread bemoaning the end of the upcoming KC season that's over 3-9 months away or just prior to the seasons start.
16. Dont question my fandom! - the flame war that ensues after a blind homer/High on Crack/Pot/Heroine posts in a 'gloom, despair, agony on me' thread.
17. Agressive-win now approach - When any other NFL franchise other than KC signs a veteran FA.
18. Short-sighted - When KC signs a veteran FA.
19. NFL Caliber Talent - something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with.
20. Get Lucky - What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. b) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win.
21. Good Season - Something that doesnt happen to the KC franchise.
22. Moron - Any of the numerous members of the Chiefs organization. Examples include: Dick Vermiel and Carl Peterson. b)Can also be used to identify a blind homer in a gloom, despair, agony on me thread
23. Winning the Lottery - What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky'
24. The Profile - A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium.
25. Prolific Success - KC going .500 with Gunther and or Marty
26. Decent Contract Offer - A contract not offered by Carl to sign a player in time for Training Camp. See Also Overpaid
27. Attempting to get better - Any FA signing by any NFL club other than KC. See also Agressive-win now approach
28. Genious - Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL.
29. Looser - The certified spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is.
30. Retart - The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly understaood word 'Retard'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is.
31. Minion/Cannon Fodder - See Blind Homer.

Demonpenz
09-06-2009, 04:15 PM
i am never serious and I am ususally doing an imitation on the dumbest posters I.E. SIGN THIS DOOOD HE IS AWESOME

"Bob" Dobbs
09-06-2009, 04:25 PM
...and 'penz gives the BEST rep comments!

Raised On Riots
09-06-2009, 04:27 PM
Find Milkman and explain to him your deep, heart-felt commitment to Brandon Albert playing Right Tackle. Be thorough.


Offensive Tackles are NEVER to be drafted outside of the First Round. Memorize this.


Average Quarterbacks need only ONE THING to win Super Bowls:
An ALL WORLD LINE. Commit this to memory.


You are NEVER to second guess the management of this team. I don't care who the fuck you are or who the fuck you THINK you are, until we see four NFL "Executive of the Year" Awards on YOUR desk, you don't have a fucking clue. If you find yourself doubting this rule, you are to click your heels together three times and scream "PIOLI" loud enough to make your next door neighbor's dog piss on the carpet.

Live long and prosper, n00b.

Dottefan
09-06-2009, 04:30 PM
I stayed at a holiday in express last night..so I know that I am smarter then 90% of you. Plust because of my size, I could break 90% of you in half with my pinky. Intimidation is for panzies...I am DotteFan..I am man..I am also drunk

Tiger's Fan
09-06-2009, 04:30 PM
When arguing with hamas (which is enevitable) keep in mind that he's a 125 lb nerd who spends every waking moment outside of his residence in fear that some random chick is going to kick his ass. The false internet bravado makes sense then.

wild1
09-06-2009, 04:53 PM
I stayed at a holiday in express last night..so I know that I am smarter then 90% of you. Plust because of my size, I could break 90% of you in half with my pinky. Intimidation is for panzies...I am DotteFan..I am man..I am also drunk

Loaded at 4:30 on a Sunday afternoon and talking yourself up on the internet.

Bwana
09-06-2009, 04:58 PM
I stayed at a holiday in express last night..so I know that I am smarter then 90% of you. Plust because of my size, I could break 90% of you in half with my pinky. Intimidation is for panzies...I am DotteFan..I am man..I am also drunk

Dude, I think you are failing the lesson here.

Focus!

http://www.whataboutclients.com/archives/kung-fu_tv-master_po-young_grasshopper.jpg

JuicesFlowing
09-06-2009, 05:13 PM
I stayed at a holiday in express last night..so I know that I am smarter then 90% of you. Plust because of my size, I could break 90% of you in half with my pinky. Intimidation is for panzies...I am DotteFan..I am man..I am also drunk

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/3057/images1kb.jpg

Dottefan
09-06-2009, 05:15 PM
So I guess you guys dont have a sense of humor? The post was meant as a joke..jeez, no wonder no new people want to post.

4th and Long
09-06-2009, 05:17 PM
Don't date fellow Planeteers. Don't accept Gatorade from fellow Planeteers. Don;t show your signifiant other the site. Don't ask for serious advice. Don't pick and move to another state to work for fellow Planeteers. Don't post under the influence. Never post a picture that you don't want winding up in Photoshop hell.

JuicesFlowing
09-06-2009, 05:21 PM
So I guess you guys dont have a sense of humor? The post was meant as a joke..jeez, no wonder no new people want to post.

Welcome to the Planet n00b. You just proved the point.

4th and Long
09-06-2009, 05:27 PM
Don't date fellow Planeteers. Don't accept Gatorade from fellow Planeteers. Don;t show your signifiant other the site. Don't ask for serious advice. Don't pick and move to another state to work for fellow Planeteers. Don't post under the influence. Never post a picture that you don't want winding up in Photoshop hell.
Oh, and, Braincase is a hell of a nice guy and has a fantastic avatar. *nod nod nod*

cabletech94
09-06-2009, 05:29 PM
when does a n00b lose n00b status?

REPOST!!!!!!!!

Yea, that was my first.

I'll be a nooB forever, sheesh.

JD10367
09-06-2009, 05:33 PM
I've only been here a short while, but I'll pass on to the other n00bs what I've observed in my studies.

Um.... midwesterners are seriously f**ked up. :D

Oh, yeah, and they have their own lingo which is undecipherable. They seem to use phrases like "to the *insert mode of transportation here*!" and "I would the whole thing". They also seem fascinated with the strange combination of drinking antifreeze and running into an AIDS tree, and either might be combined with setting yourself ablaze. They also like to print things, because they're always yelling at each other to do it... I think they might be counterfeiters or something, I'm not sure.

They seem a knowledgeable bunch, and seem to like good red-blooded American things like roasted meat, fast cars, f**king, drinking, and the like. Despite being saddled with recent years of losses, they seem to remain behind their team and have weathered the crappy performances well; only a relative few seem beaten-down and demoralized, which is impressive considering the recent double-bitchslap of having to deal with both a bumbling GM and Squirmin' Herman as head coach. They aren't arrogant like Bronco fans, don't seem to live in mom's basement like Raider fans, and, compared to Charger fans... well, it's hard to compare them, since Charger fans are all at the beach sipping wine coolers.

Treat the ladies fairly nicely, don't piss on the Chiefs, and only bash Raider and Bronco fans. If you see a Charger fan, you can bash them, too, but you probably won't see too many. I think there's one with a bag over his head, that's about it.

Dottefan
09-06-2009, 05:37 PM
Welcome to the Planet n00b. You just proved the point.

think you`re so special because you spend all day on this site, and that by spending all your free time on this site it makes you ..........cool, and me stupid for having a life and not being able to spend all my time on chiefs planet? ( run on sentence and other grammar mistakes already noted for the grammar police) ............then by that meaning, I am proud to be Noob. Now, log off come out side of your moms basement...you real world noob.

crazycoffey
09-06-2009, 05:38 PM
you should post alot, often and every time you have a thought run across your head, a good 100 post / day average is a great place to start, everyone loves seeing a post from you and are really very interested in reading your thoughts.

Ask ROR, or even that CrazyCoffee retard

JuicesFlowing
09-06-2009, 05:39 PM
think you`re so special because you spend all day on this site, and that by spending all your free time on this site it makes you ..........cool, and me stupid for having a life and not being able to spend all my time on chiefs planet? ( run on sentence and other grammar mistakes already noted for the grammar police) ............then by that meaning, I am proud to be Noob. Now, log off come out side of your moms basement...you real world noob.

Who in the fuck are you? You think I spend all time on here with my 5 posts per day?

kstater
09-06-2009, 05:39 PM
you should post alot, often and every time you have a thought run across your head, a good 100 post / day average is a great place to start, everyone loves seeing a post from you and are really very interested in reading your thoughts.

Ask ROR, or even that CrazyCoffee retard

I'm closing in on you.

crazycoffey
09-06-2009, 05:40 PM
think you`re so special because you spend all day on this site, and that by spending all your free time on this site it makes you ..........cool, and me stupid for having a life and not being able to spend all my time on chiefs planet? ( run on sentence and other grammar mistakes already noted for the grammar police) ............then by that meaning, I am proud to be Noob. Now, log off come out side of your moms basement...you real world noob.


Or you could just try this approach, it's been known to actually work, I hear.....

crazycoffey
09-06-2009, 05:41 PM
I'm closing in on you.


oh, that's because I got a 'real life' and can no longer spend all my time on the planet, I am no longer a n00b here or in real life.....

Rain Man
09-06-2009, 05:41 PM
Take all polls seriously and think intently about your answer before responding. On a multiple choice poll, NEVER assume that it's funny to select every option.

crazycoffey
09-06-2009, 05:44 PM
Take all polls seriously and think intently about your answer before responding. On a multiple choice poll, NEVER assume that it's funny to select every option.


except for the "should poster _____ leave forever" threads....

kstater
09-06-2009, 05:44 PM
oh, that's because I got a 'real life' and can no longer spend all my time on the planet, I am no longer a n00b here or in real life.....Well I'm special because I spend all day on this site, and that by spending all my free time on this site it makes me ..........cool, and you stupid for having a life and not being able to spend all your time on chiefs planet?

JOhn
09-06-2009, 05:45 PM
That a baby, GOOD LUCK! :thumb:

Now back to my anti gun rants. :D

:bang:

milkman
09-06-2009, 05:45 PM
oh, that's because I got a 'real life' and can no longer spend all my time on the planet, I am no longer a n00b here or in real life.....

Shut the fuck up n00b.

JOhn
09-06-2009, 05:46 PM
I stayed at a holiday in express last night..so I know that I am smarter then 90% of you. Plust because of my size, I could break 90% of you in half with my pinky. Intimidation is for panzies...I am DotteFan..I am man..I am also drunk

Yea well I work for the company that owns Holiday Inn.

n00b
:shake:

4th and Long
09-06-2009, 05:46 PM
I admit, it's a combover
heh

4th and Long
09-06-2009, 05:48 PM
Don't trust anyone to finish a game of B52 bomber. Just ask Rainman. *ahem*

JOhn
09-06-2009, 05:48 PM
So I guess you guys dont have a sense of humor? The post was meant as a joke..jeez, no wonder no new people want to post.

Ahh there is hope for this n00b

The force is strong in this one





Dammit I can't believe I used a Star Wars quote, I blame GC:cuss:

4th and Long
09-06-2009, 05:48 PM
Shut the **** up n00b.
Also n00bs, get used to hearing that phrase.

crazycoffey
09-06-2009, 05:49 PM
Well I'm special because I spend all day on this site, and that by spending all my free time on this site it makes me ..........cool, and you stupid for having a life and not being able to spend all your time on chiefs planet?


what dottefan said moved me....

4th and Long
09-06-2009, 05:49 PM
Dammit I can't believe I used a Star Wars quote, I blame GC:cuss:
He used an old Jedi mind trick on you. ROFL

4th and Long
09-06-2009, 05:49 PM
what dottefan said moved me....
Bowel movement, huh?

JOhn
09-06-2009, 05:51 PM
Don't trust anyone to finish a game of B52 bomber. Just ask Rainman. *ahem*

B-17 bomber......n00b

4th and Long
09-06-2009, 05:53 PM
B-17 bomber......n00b
52, ... 17, ... it's been so long, I've forgotten. Either way, all I know is, I'm still stuck in mid-flight. :cuss:

Bugeater
09-06-2009, 07:13 PM
52, ... 17, ... it's been so long, I've forgotten. Either way, all I know is, I'm still stuck in mid-flight. :cuss:
Also in the time you've been gone he left half the Planet stranded in Singapore during an off-season odyssey and botched the Mecca trial.

Terribilis
09-06-2009, 07:18 PM
If I so choose, can I remain a n00b forever?

Gonzo
09-06-2009, 07:24 PM
I've only been here a short while, but I'll pass on to the other n00bs what I've observed in my studies.

Um.... midwesterners are seriously f**ked up. :D

Oh, yeah, and they have their own lingo which is undecipherable. They seem to use phrases like "to the *insert mode of transportation here*!" and "I would the whole thing". They also seem fascinated with the strange combination of drinking antifreeze and running into an AIDS tree, and either might be combined with setting yourself ablaze. They also like to print things, because they're always yelling at each other to do it... I think they might be counterfeiters or something, I'm not sure.

They seem a knowledgeable bunch, and seem to like good red-blooded American things like roasted meat, fast cars, f**king, drinking, and the like. Despite being saddled with recent years of losses, they seem to remain behind their team and have weathered the crappy performances well; only a relative few seem beaten-down and demoralized, which is impressive considering the recent double-bitchslap of having to deal with both a bumbling GM and Squirmin' Herman as head coach. They aren't arrogant like Bronco fans, don't seem to live in mom's basement like Raider fans, and, compared to Charger fans... well, it's hard to compare them, since Charger fans are all at the beach sipping wine coolers.

Treat the ladies fairly nicely, don't piss on the Chiefs, and only bash Raider and Bronco fans. If you see a Charger fan, you can bash them, too, but you probably won't see too many. I think there's one with a bag over his head, that's about it.

ROFL

That about covers it n00b. Now go have a Prestone cocktail, run into an Aids tree and set yourself on fire.

Print em... The whole thing.
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Skip Towne
09-06-2009, 07:24 PM
If I so choose, can I remain a n00b forever?

Of course you can, n00b, now get me a beer.

kcfanXIII
09-06-2009, 07:27 PM
when does a n00b lose n00b status?

when he starts reading threads so he doesn't ask the same question as someone else.

Skip Towne
09-06-2009, 07:32 PM
when he starts reading threads so he doesn't ask the same question as someone else.

Yeah, stupid n00b. He should see post 86.

LaChapelle
09-06-2009, 07:35 PM
Originally Posted by DBOSHO
when does a n00b lose n00b status?

Pictures of SO's tits are a start.

Terribilis
09-06-2009, 08:02 PM
:BLVD:Of course you can, n00b, now get me a beer.

DBOSHO
09-06-2009, 08:06 PM
Yeah, stupid n00b. He should see post 86.

thats strange cause i asked the question before that post

boogblaster
09-06-2009, 08:30 PM
Dont frick with Skip .. or you might end up n00b-less ....

Simply Red
09-06-2009, 08:36 PM
Yeah, I'm sick of all of the questions.

- Gaz, Gaz was a poster who was extremely crafty and articulate w/ his posts, to the point people almost saw him as some sort of magical person. Then, once, someone sometime suggested we should have a Gaz option when a poster posts a thread w/ a poll and Gaz'd be the final option, the Gaz option. Gaz was very respectful and loved movies, he posted in a unique font @ a unique size, bugeater or some other nerd can tell you the details on that.

- 'Your and idiot' - Intentional misleading bad grammar. Not really designed to confuse or call out n00bs, but it did, so it stuck.

- FTW! - 'For the win!' not exclusive to CP though.

- Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blonde was before my time, mostly. But seems like he was kind of with the Endelt, Stevie, Phobia posse, and that's fine. He's believed to be in jail. He (to this day) actually fulfilled his "Im leaving forever" thread. Odd, just eerie.

- Nuthooks - when a poster posts a misleading thread or posts the title such that it misleads the threads topic and/or contents. Bootlegged (who also bashes gays for being gay) admitted to coining that phrase 'nuthooks' though I've yet to verify. He left for ever, but still lurks (watching the site, but not posting on it)

- Mecca - (still posts, currently) The biggest debbie downer anti homer we have posting. Often seems cynical and abrasive, just because. Also, has long hair and is a softy at heart.

- Dane Mcloud - He along w/ Tiny Evel both currently post. They'll both call you a dumbass (more than likely) but they're both nice and all live by huge stars and atheletes. They live in Hollywood, Ca. or thereabouts.

- Mult - A mult is a multiple account holder, AKA - Mr. Kotter, Guther Fan, lil' Jacob. Amongst others, I'm actually bi_polar, but most know and I only created him because daface said i seem bi polar.

- FYP - Fixed your post (used when someone modifies your post to their liking, they'll usually include "FYP" in the body of their message/post.

- FAX - Perhaps our best (arguable) very good poster, pretty damned funny too. (it's okay to have FAX options in polls, too.)

- Skip Towne - Your worst enemy, for now, just take the 'beat in' and be nice and respect him and all will go fine.


FDE - First Down Elvis / AKA Stevie Ray. Incredible person, from what I know. He dresses as Elvis at the game, he's also a poster and an amazing artist.

Phobia/Phil - One of the pioneers of the site, as far as bringing it up, etc. oh, also at posting as well.







I'm dosing, someone else could take a few. Nice thread.

Bugeater
09-06-2009, 08:44 PM
Yeah, I'm sick of all of the questions.

- Gaz, Gaz was a poster who was extremely crafty and articulate w/ his posts, to the point people almost saw him as some sort of magical person. Then, once, someone sometime suggested we should have a Gaz option when a poster posts a thread w/ a poll and Gaz'd be the final option, the Gaz option. Gaz was very respectful and loved movies, he posted in a unique font @ a unique size, bugeater or some other nerd can tell you the details on that.
That is incorrect, n00b. The Gaz option was started by none other than Gaz himself, as he would leave an extra option on his polls, usually containing some variation of "bite me".

Here's an example:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=124015

wild1
09-06-2009, 08:44 PM
Don't forget that McIntosh is a fabulous pass protector.. that's essential knowledge you can only learn here.

Simply Red
09-06-2009, 08:45 PM
That is incorrect, n00b. The Gaz option was started by none other than Gaz himself, as he would leave an extra option on his polls, usually containing some variation of "bite me".

Here's an example:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=124015

lol, can you revise it and pm it to me? and i'll adjust it in

Simply Red
09-06-2009, 08:46 PM
That is incorrect, n00b. The Gaz option was started by none other than Gaz himself, as he would leave an extra option on his polls, usually containing some variation of "bite me".

Here's an example:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=124015

I really guess I whiffed on that one, nice thanks, non n00b:harumph:

Bugeater
09-06-2009, 08:47 PM
lol, can you revise it and pm it to me? and i'll adjust it in
Would you like me to put that in triplicate for you as well?

Simply Red
09-06-2009, 08:48 PM
Would you like me to put that in triplicate for you as well?

no. :LOL:

"Bob" Dobbs
09-06-2009, 08:49 PM
Would you like me to put that in triplicate for you as well?Along with the TPS reports.

Simply Red
09-06-2009, 08:49 PM
Would you like me to put that in triplicate for you as well?

Was the rest accurate? I'm never good at those types of posts, that was a CRONUS talent.

Bugeater
09-06-2009, 08:53 PM
Was the rest accurate? I'm never good at those types of posts, that was a CRONUS talent.
Yes, the rest was good, other than the part about Skip Towne being their worst nightmare. I'm sure most of them already know that.

4th and Long
09-06-2009, 08:53 PM
FDE - First Down Elvis / AKA Stevie Ray. Incredible person, from what I know. He dresses as Elvis at the game, he's also a poster and an amazing artist.
I can tell you from first hand experience that he is genuinely nice in person. There's only one drawback to hanging with FDE in the parking lot at Arrowhead. if you are trying to get from point A to point B, give yourself an extra 30 minutes, at least. The guy poses for each and every picture that is requested of him. You'll also need a free hand because he'll utter this phrase every time someone wants a picture, "Would you mind holding my beer for a minute?"

alanm
09-06-2009, 09:07 PM
Grow a set, and if you're female then show us your BOOBS!!!!


Yes we know that certain words are misspelled...moran, genuis etc It's a tradition.

Skip Towne is the official n00b beat down member, just take what he says and say "Please Sir, may I have another?"

Oh and one more thing, anyone who has a join date of 2000 should be treated with the utmost respect!! :DThat goes without saying.

Simply Red
09-06-2009, 09:17 PM
That goes without saying.

i've ALWAYS respected the refugees.

Bugeater
09-06-2009, 09:20 PM
That goes without saying.
Bite me, cornhumper.




Oh, wait...

Simply Red
09-06-2009, 09:25 PM
Bite me, cornhumper.




Oh, wait...

CP reeeeally took a hit in September 05. Just terrible.

"Bob" Dobbs
09-06-2009, 09:52 PM
I have a join date of Nov 03, but lurked for at least a year before that. I know quite a bit more about a lot of you fuggers than you do about me... and I LIKE it that way. ROFL

Simply Red
09-06-2009, 09:54 PM
I have a join date of Nov 03, but lurked for at least a year before that. I know quite a bit more about a lot of you fuggers than you do about me... and I LIKE it that way. ROFL

this is fairly common, I mean, a lot of posters are this way. Funny, most of the old timers from like 2000 are amazing posters, just leaps and bounds better than a lot. They're always pretty nice, too.

"Bob" Dobbs
09-06-2009, 09:58 PM
Yeah the only posters I don't like on this board all joined after 2000, certainly. All the originals seem pretty cool. I would have given a lot to have witnessed the scene at the Star board when that imploded.

ziggysocki
09-06-2009, 10:00 PM
What I have noticed is that if you are not a dumbass, a dickhead and actually have something worth posting... it really doesn't matter if you are a n00b.

wild1
09-06-2009, 10:13 PM
what is the PPL?

"Bob" Dobbs
09-06-2009, 10:14 PM
Planet Pr0n Lovers?

JOhn
09-06-2009, 11:08 PM
i've ALWAYS respected the refugees.
As well you should. btw been along time since I heard us referred to as refugees.


Bite me, cornhumper.

Oh, wait...

Easy there n00b ;)

this is fairly common, I mean, a lot of posters are this way. Funny, most of the old timers from like 2000 are amazing posters, just leaps and bounds better than a lot. They're always pretty nice, too.

Now this is the to show your respect. I approve this post

Yeah the only posters I don't like on this board all joined after 2000, certainly. All the originals seem pretty cool. I would have given a lot to have witnessed the scene at the Star board when that imploded.
:clap:
It was truly a sight to behold. Other than DENISE, aka MeMyselfI, I agree. Ok I'll admit I've met her in person and she's not as evil as she seems, and surprisingly no horn or tail that I noticed.

Bugeater
09-06-2009, 11:21 PM
what is the PPL?
If you mean in the context that KCJohnny uses it, it's the Planet Party Line. It's the alleged groupthink that he claims exists here.

"Bob" Dobbs
09-06-2009, 11:23 PM
It was truly a sight to behold. Other than DENISE, aka MeMyselfI, I agree. Ok I'll admit I've met her in person and she's not as evil as she seems, and surprisingly no horn or tail that I noticed.She seems to have mellowed considerably over the years. I'm pretty conservative, but she never really pissed me off like she has some. The REAL problem children seem to be almost invariably relative n00bs.

The tough part is figuring out who's who over the years with nick changes, etc. Sometimes you can't tell the players without a program.

alanm
09-06-2009, 11:31 PM
Bite me, cornhumper.




Oh, wait...
Watch the game yesterday? I got to use the family's season tickets who are now owned by my brother so I got to see it in person. Was in Omaha Friday and Saturday nights and back home now. Tomorrow is laying on the couch day and not much else.
It's going to be a 3 way race for the North. May the best team win. :thumb:

Bugeater
09-06-2009, 11:38 PM
Watch the game yesterday? I got to use the family's season tickets who are now owned by my brother so I got to see it in person. Was in Omaha Friday and Saturday nights and back home now. Tomorrow is laying on the couch day and not much else.
It's going to be a 3 way race for the North. May the best team win. :thumb:
Yep, I had to do the PPV for the first game, although I'll probably skip the next two. Other than some sloppy play on occasion we looked pretty damn good. Not hard to do against an inferior opponent though.

alanm
09-06-2009, 11:42 PM
Yep, I had to do the PPV for the first game, although I'll probably skip the next two. Other than some sloppy play on occasion we looked pretty damn good. Not hard to do against an inferior opponent though.Sunbelt team. They won their bowl game last year. Don't really know how good they are. But I did hear they were considered to win their league. Arkansas St. should be a better test/warm up for Virginia Tech. Ak St. put up 61 pts yesterday.

Gonzo
09-07-2009, 08:59 AM
Here's another thing that kinda grinds my gears n00bs...

Don't write hahahahaha after your posts. You're not really all that funny. You think you are, but you're not. We will determine wether or not your posts are comical in any way. (which they won't be)
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KCinNY
09-07-2009, 09:16 AM
Oh and one more thing, anyone who has a join date of 2000 should be treated with the utmost respect!! :D

This.

Chieficus
09-07-2009, 09:24 AM
She seems to have mellowed considerably over the years. I'm pretty conservative, but she never really pissed me off like she has some.

I think it's a combination of things: Gannon retired and poltics have been regulated to their own little corner. I've had my own spats with her when I posted more (heck, an early-September-2000'er with less than 2000 posts, when did I ever actually "post more"?) and actually cared about the stuff in the DC. But she has always been more tolerable than a lot of others...

Dottefan
09-07-2009, 10:01 AM
Who in the fuck are you? You think I spend all time on here with my 5 posts per day?

Don't cry like a little baby nOOB..you got your panties in a bunch already? Does somebody need their ego stroked? I guess if the truth hurts..then it must be the truth. I cant help it that this nOOb , called you out. Look how fast you jumped to discredit me. I guess we all cant play G.I Joe ( with the tall ones, not the little ones) all day in our grandmas basement, drinking your mountain dew slushies and eating dollar food from Taco bell...while posting on Chiefsplanet what player you want to blow( cough) I mean pick up on your fantasy draft. Turn off The jets CD, put in your Debbie Gibson electric youth cd................and chill out...........and then, maybe, just maybe I wont pick on you any more.

wild1
09-07-2009, 10:20 AM
If you mean in the context that KCJohnny uses it, it's the Planet Party Line. It's the alleged groupthink that he claims exists here.

is the party line that we suck, or that we're going to the super bowl every year?

JOhn
09-07-2009, 10:23 AM
Don't cry like a little baby nOOB..you got your panties in a bunch already? Does somebody need their ego stroked? I guess if the truth hurts..then it must be the truth. I cant help it that this nOOb , called you out. Look how fast you jumped to discredit me. I guess we all cant play G.I Joe ( with the tall ones, not the little ones) all day in our grandmas basement, drinking your mountain dew slushies and eating dollar food from Taco bell...while posting on ChiefsPlanet what player you want to blow( cough) I mean pick up on your fantasy draft. Turn off The jets CD, put in your Debbie Gibson electric youth cd................and chill out...........and then, maybe, just maybe I wont pick on you any more.

:spock:

Dammit I'm all out of Neg rep again.
Another n00b who knows it all


btw, there is no dollar menu at Taco bell, .89 or.88 cent menu

FAIL!!

OctoberFart
09-07-2009, 10:36 AM
GOQUEER's cutting edge football analysis of player evaluation/spitting out stats will land him a job in the NFL soon. Teams aren't worried about his no experience in any organized football activity or the fact that he can't take enough responsiblity to move out of his parents basement. So take his Fluffer articles with a grain of salt.

crazycoffey
09-07-2009, 10:38 AM
Here's another thing that kinda grinds my gears n00bs...

Don't write hahahahaha after your posts. You're not really all that funny. You think you are, but you're not. We will determine wether or not your posts are comical in any way. (which they won't be)
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this is so true, gonzo. hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa

Gonzo
09-07-2009, 10:39 AM
this is so true, gonzo. hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
Fucker
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Dottefan
09-07-2009, 10:40 AM
:spock:

Dammit I'm all out of Neg rep again.
Another n00b who knows it all


btw, there is no dollar menu at Taco bell, .89 or.88 cent menu

FAIL!!

uh........you do understand that this is all in good fun? or are you just another drone who wasted countless days, hours, and years widdling away at your keyboard on Chiefs Planet, instead of interacting with the real wordl..you know that place were people work, and have lifes and cant just "hang out" , (I made some grammar errors jsut incase you wanted to play grammar cop some more)all day on this site racking up post counts and casino money all in hopes of impressing other mindless drones? ....I am guessing that you`re smart enought to relise that I am just talking smack in good fun....but then again you`re in Wyoming so that might be asking alot from you.........and thanks for pointing out my mistake with the menu at taco bell., I have some question regarding dungeons and dragons, the renaissance festival, and final fantasy..if you have the time.

DMAC
09-07-2009, 10:43 AM
uh........you do understand that this is all in good fun? or are you just another drone who wasted countless days, hours, and years widdling away at your keyboard on Chiefs Planet, instead of interacting with the real wordl..you know that place were people work, and have lifes and cant just "hang out" , (I made some grammar errors jsut incase you wanted to play grammar cop some more)all day on this site racking up post counts and casino money all in hopes of impressing other mindless drones? ....I am guessing that you`re smart enought to relise that I am just talking smack in good fun....but then again you`re in Wyoming so that might be asking alot from you.See...

This is what we are all talking about, moran.

Dottefan
09-07-2009, 10:45 AM
See...

This is what we are all talking about, moran.

I am sorry ,could you please explain. I am just a nOOb. You see I spend all my time in the real world, not on the net. I think if you explained your customs and social norms to me, I would have a better understanding on how I should behave on this site.Thanks Again

crazycoffey
09-07-2009, 10:52 AM
I am sorry hick..could you please explain. I am just a nOOb. You see I spend all my time in the real world, not on the net. I think if you explained your customs and social norms to me I would have a better understanding on how I should behave on this site.Thanks Again


If you refer to this world and the real world in a long insulting/sarcastic/whatever paragraph again it will be the fourth time you've done so and it's actually pretty annoying. Most of us are actually not on here all day, we'll sign in, see what's going on, then minimize that window to do some work, then check back later, or at lunch time to have a few moments with other chiefs fans, or friends that we've actually met in real life, to see what I'm doin here, see how long this paragraph is and how hard it is to read everything I'm saying?

only about 10% of the planet read this...

Chieficus
09-07-2009, 10:56 AM
Most of us are actually not on here all day, we'll sign in, see what's going on, then minimize that window to do some work, then check back later, or at lunch time to have a few moments with other chiefs fans, or friends that we've actually met in real life, to see what I'm doin here, see how long this paragraph is and how hard it is to read everything I'm saying?


So there is actually life outside the planet? I've just always assumed this was a matrix-like universe and we are all just jacked-in unaware, and unable to ever leave...

Dottefan
09-07-2009, 11:00 AM
If you refer to this world and the real world in a long insulting/sarcastic/whatever paragraph again it will be the fourth time you've done so and it's actually pretty annoying. Most of us are actually not on here all day, we'll sign in, see what's going on, then minimize that window to do some work, then check back later, or at lunch time to have a few moments with other chiefs fans, or friends that we've actually met in real life, to see what I'm doin here, see how long this paragraph is and how hard it is to read everything I'm saying?

only about 10% of the planet read this...

Look , if you cant tell that I am just fucking with these guys..then I am going to start fucking with you also.lol..Obviously I BELONG TO CHIEFS PLANET... if I am making fun of them for being on here... I am making fun of myself also ..BECAUSE I AM ON THIS SITE JUST LIKE THEY ARE..I guess that I need to be a long standing member before I can post any thing sarcastic? ...get over yourself. This was all in good fun..AND I STATED THAT A COUPLE OF TIMES..I cant help it that I can lay down some good smack....so relax, drink an beer and chill out. This entire thread was about fucking with us nOObs so I decided to fuck with them back . ( now point out how I put stuff in caps, cuzz that always gives me a good laugh)

Simply Red
09-07-2009, 11:01 AM
Don't cry like a little baby nOOB..you got your panties in a bunch already? Does somebody need their ego stroked? I guess if the truth hurts..then it must be the truth. I cant help it that this nOOb , called you out. Look how fast you jumped to discredit me. I guess we all cant play G.I Joe ( with the tall ones, not the little ones) all day in our grandmas basement, drinking your mountain dew slushies and eating dollar food from Taco bell...while posting on Chiefsplanet what player you want to blow( cough) I mean pick up on your fantasy draft. Turn off The jets CD, put in your Debbie Gibson electric youth cd................and chill out...........and then, maybe, just maybe I wont pick on you any more.

He's convinced me, give me my dollar back.

Simply Red
09-07-2009, 11:02 AM
Look , if you cant tell that I am just ****ing with these guys..then I am going to start ****ing with you also.lol..Obviously I BELONG TO CHIEFS PLANET... if I am making fun of them for being on here... I am making fun of myself also ..BECAUSE I AM ON THIS SITE JUST LIKE THEY ARE..I guess that I need to be a long standing member before I can post any thing sarcastic? ...get over yourself. This was all in good fun..AND I STATED THAT A COUPLE OF TIMES..I cant help it that I can lay down some good smack....so relax, drink an beer and chill out. This entire thread was about ****ing with us nOObs so I decided to **** with them back . ( now point out how I put stuff in caps, cuzz that always gives me a good laugh)

'n00bs is w/ zero's not 'O's' you dildo.

Simply Red
09-07-2009, 11:06 AM
Ma' pass me 'dem cheetos and another boones farm. Heaah? / Ga. accent

Dottefan
09-07-2009, 11:06 AM
'n00bs is w/ zero's not 'O's' you dildo.


Can I just tell you now nice it is to finally meet a person with a actual stick up their ass. I mean , I have only heard about people like you before..but to actually meet one..wow

I hope this is not asking to much, but could you send me a pic please,you can pm it to me. I mean , when I tell people that I talked to someone with an actual stick up their ass, the wont believe me, so I would love to show them a pick. Thanks.

JD10367
09-07-2009, 11:08 AM
Uh........You do understand that this is all in good fun? Or are you just another drone who wasted countless days, hours, and years whittling away at your keyboard on Chiefs Planet, instead of interacting with the real world ..you know, that place where people work, and have lives and can't just "hang out". (I made some grammar errors just in case you wanted to play grammar cop some more) all day on this site racking up post counts and casino money all in hopes of impressing other mindless drones? (ED. NOTE: Run-on sentence fragment which should've been placed before the period in the last sentence.) ....I am guessing that you're smart enought to realize that I am just talking smack in good fun....but then again you're in Wyoming so that might be asking a lot from you.........and thanks for pointing out my mistake with the menu at Taco Bell. I have some questions regarding Dungeons and Dragons, the renaissance festival, and Final Fantasy..if you have the time.

Whew. That was hard work! Please keep your insulting rebuttals to a few words, it's easier for us, tkthxbye.

Simply Red
09-07-2009, 11:10 AM
Can I just tell you now nice it is to finally meet a person with a actual stick up their ass. I mean , I have only heard about people like you before..but to actually meet one..wow

I hope this is not asking to much, but could you send me a pic please,you can pm it to me. I mean , when I tell people that I talked to someone with an actual stick up their ass, the wont believe me, so I would love to show them a pick. Thanks.

Look , if you cant tell that I am just ****ing with you ..then I am going to start really fucking w/ you.lol..Obviously ...get over yourself. This was all in good fun..I mean..I cant help it that I can lay down some good smack....so relax, drink an beer and chill out.

Dottefan
09-07-2009, 11:10 AM
Whew. That was hard work! Please keep your insulting rebuttals to a few words, it's easier for us, tkthxbye.

Thanks for being that guy..this is so much fun. I post stuff that I know has grammar errors.......and you guys point them out to me.

I mean, I wish I could just be that lame..but unfortunately I am not. But I bet if I keep track of all your post, I can someday live up to your lameness. Thanks Man.

Dottefan
09-07-2009, 11:12 AM
Look , if you cant tell that I am just ****ing with you ..then I am going to start really fucking w/ you.lol..Obviously ...get over yourself. This was all in good fun..I mean..I cant help it that I can lay down some good smack....so relax, drink an beer and chill out.

Damn you and your smarts..you got me on that one, I cant say crap..lol

JD10367
09-07-2009, 11:26 AM
Thanks for being that guy..this is so much fun. I post stuff that I know has grammar errors.......and you guys point them out to me.

I mean, I wish I could just be that lame..but unfortunately I am not. But I bet if I keep track of all your post, I can someday live up to your lameness. Thanks Man.

Aw, c'mon, don't put yourself down like that. I bet you're plenty lame. I mean, you have less than 500 posts and yet, with this one small flurry, you've managed to piss off a bunch of people while simultaneously proving to be a pompous, insulting prick. Who can't type. :)

BTW, I think the definition of "lame" is someone who purposefully posts with grammar errors, just to see if people correct them, and then goes HAHAHAHAHA when they do. If you're going to have a battle of wits, please get some actual armor and weaponry.

crazycoffey
09-07-2009, 11:27 AM
Look , if you cant tell that I am just fucking with these guys..then I am going to start fucking with you also.lol..Obviously I BELONG TO CHIEFS PLANET... if I am making fun of them for being on here... I am making fun of myself also ..BECAUSE I AM ON THIS SITE JUST LIKE THEY ARE..I guess that I need to be a long standing member before I can post any thing sarcastic? ...get over yourself. This was all in good fun..AND I STATED THAT A COUPLE OF TIMES..I cant help it that I can lay down some good smack....so relax, drink an beer and chill out. This entire thread was about fucking with us nOObs so I decided to fuck with them back . ( now point out how I put stuff in caps, cuzz that always gives me a good laugh)


news flash, you aren't the only one that can be sarcastic in their responses. In fact there hasn't been very many serious posts in this whole thread.

JD10367
09-07-2009, 11:28 AM
news flash, you aren't the only one that can be sarcastic in their responses. In fact there hasn't been very many serious posts in this whole thread.

Are you serious?

crazycoffey
09-07-2009, 11:30 AM
Are you serious?


I'm cereal

Dottefan
09-07-2009, 11:32 AM
Aw, c'mon, don't put yourself down like that. I bet you're plenty lame. I mean, you have less than 500 posts and yet, with this one small flurry, you've managed to piss off a bunch of people while simultaneously proving to be a pompous, insulting prick. Who can't type. :)

BTW, I think the definition of "lame" is someone who purposefully posts with grammar errors, just to see if people correct them, and then goes HAHAHAHAHA when they do. If you're going to have a battle of wits, please get some actual armor and weaponry.

That's the whole point...I did win. I wanted to stir the pot up, I wanted to give you guys some crap, for always picking on us n00bs..and I did. I was able to drag this out , and make you play along. I think my armor is good, and my weaponry is exceptional enough to drag this out as long as I did.
I was able to purposely post grammar errors to throw you off( and it worked) I planted the land minds...and you walked right into each and every on...in the words of a obscure and nameless n00 b .....................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

JD10367
09-07-2009, 11:34 AM
I'm cereal

http://jazlima.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/cerealkiller.jpg http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_98sVjEKkWko/SEYZtKit3lI/AAAAAAAAACs/gOmVGpsQOp8/S220/CerealRapist.gif

JD10367
09-07-2009, 11:35 AM
That's the whole point...I did win. I wanted to stir the pot up, I wanted to give you guys some crap, for always picking on us n00bs..and I did. I was able to drag this out , and make you play along. I think my armor is good, and my weaponry is exceptional enough to drag this out as long as I did.
I was able to purposely post grammar errors to throw you off( and it worked) I planted the land minds...and you walked right into each and every on...in the words of a obscure and nameless n00 b .....................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

You've never seen a naked girl in real life, have you.

Gonzo
09-07-2009, 11:37 AM
That's the whole point...I did win. I wanted to stir the pot up, I wanted to give you guys some crap, for always picking on us n00bs..and I did. I was able to drag this out , and make you play along. I think my armor is good, and my weaponry is exceptional enough to drag this out as long as I did.
I was able to purposely post grammar errors to throw you off( and it worked) I planted the land minds...and you walked right into each and every on...in the words of a obscure and nameless n00 b .....................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
You sonofabitch....
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Tiger's Fan
09-07-2009, 11:46 AM
news flash, you aren't the only one that can be sarcastic in their responses. In fact there hasn't been very many serious posts in this whole thread.

I was serious.

DMAC
09-07-2009, 11:47 AM
I am sorry ,could you please explain. I am just a nOOb. You see I spend all my time in the real world, not on the net. I think if you explained your customs and social norms to me, I would have a better understanding on how I should behave on this site.Thanks AgainAnd yet, here you are. On the net.

Bwana
09-07-2009, 11:58 AM
I am sorry ,could you please explain. I am just a nOOb. You see I spend all my time in the real world, not on the net. I think if you explained your customs and social norms to me, I would have a better understanding on how I should behave on this site.Thanks Again

That's a REALLY EASY one Ace. Don't be a dipshit and most people will leave you alone. :doh!:

crazycoffey
09-07-2009, 12:12 PM
That's a REALLY EASY one Ace. Don't be a dipshit and most people will leave you alone. :doh!:


he's a mastermind at asshattery, we fell into his trap by engaging in rhetoric with his superior mental prowess

Bwana
09-07-2009, 12:14 PM
he's a mastermind at asshattery, we fell into his trap by engaging in rhetoric with his superior mental prowess

Yes, he does indeed look like he may have those powers. Perhaps we shoulld guide him toward the DC? :D

LTL
09-07-2009, 12:19 PM
Read more post less?

Dottefan
09-07-2009, 12:19 PM
And yet, here you are. On the net.

FAIL


Yes..Please refer to my previous post were I admitted that..

SPATCH
09-07-2009, 12:20 PM
Damn you and your smarts..you got me on that one, I cant say crap..lol

that's actually a good idea... why don't you just not say crap?

Dottefan
09-07-2009, 12:21 PM
Yes, he does indeed look like he may have those powers. Perhaps we shoulld guide him toward the DC? :D

The force is strong with me lol.. In all seriousness guys, I was just giving you crap in good fun, just like you were.

Dottefan
09-07-2009, 12:22 PM
that's actually a good idea... why don't you just not say crap?

Steers and Queers fella.........and I dont think you`re a steer.

Dottefan
09-07-2009, 12:23 PM
You've never seen a naked girl in real life, have you.

Yes I have..and it only cost me 50 bucks

SPATCH
09-07-2009, 12:25 PM
Steers and Queers fella.........and I dont think you`re a steer.

ooooooo nice one

douchefa g

WilliamTheIrish
09-07-2009, 12:26 PM
After almost 10 years on the Planet, I have learned a lot of things about football...most importantly is how to discuss Chiefs football.

I have compiled a list of 'key phrases' that are used when discussing the Chiefs. If YOU want to come off as someone who clearly knows better than the people that hold jobs in the NFL, I suggest you memorize these phrases.

Without further ado...The Lexicon

1. Pissed Away - Any draft pick traded by KC
2. Wasted/Reach - Any draft pick used by KC to select a player
3. QBOTF - Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC.
4. QB Bust - Any QB taken in any round of the draft by KC
5. Draft pick 'value' chart - A ruse by Carl planted in the media to 'justify' the Ryan Sims trade up in 2002.
6. Waste of Cap Dollars - Any FA that KC picks up
7. Cap Friendly Contract - Any contract signed by a FA to an NFL Franchise other than KC
8. Overpaid - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by KC
9. Good Cap Mgmt - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by any NFL franchise other than KC
10. Blind Homer - Any Chiefs fan that finds any 'good' value in any FA, draft pick, trade that KC makes. Can also include those who celebrate Chiefs victories during a losing season.
11. High on Pot/Heroine/Crack... - See Blind Homer.
12. The System - the reason why high quality players are cut from KC in favor of 'Waste of Cap Dollars' FA's or 'Wastes/Reaches'
13. High Profile College Prospects - Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC
14. College Nobodies - Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC
15. gloom, despair, agony on me - a thread bemoaning the end of the upcoming KC season that's over 3-9 months away or just prior to the seasons start.
16. Dont question my fandom! - the flame war that ensues after a blind homer/High on Crack/Pot/Heroine posts in a 'gloom, despair, agony on me' thread.
17. Agressive-win now approach - When any other NFL franchise other than KC signs a veteran FA.
18. Short-sighted - When KC signs a veteran FA.
19. NFL Caliber Talent - something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with.
20. Get Lucky - What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. b) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win.
21. Good Season - Something that doesnt happen to the KC franchise.
22. Moron - Any of the numerous members of the Chiefs organization. Examples include: Dick Vermiel and Carl Peterson. b)Can also be used to identify a blind homer in a gloom, despair, agony on me thread
23. Winning the Lottery - What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky'
24. The Profile - A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium.
25. Prolific Success - KC going .500 with Gunther and or Marty
26. Decent Contract Offer - A contract not offered by Carl to sign a player in time for Training Camp. See Also Overpaid
27. Attempting to get better - Any FA signing by any NFL club other than KC. See also Agressive-win now approach
28. Genious - Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL.
29. Looser - The certified spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is.
30. Retart - The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly understaood word 'Retard'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is.
31. Minion/Cannon Fodder - See Blind Homer.
Bookmarked (again). Thread over.

SPATCH
09-07-2009, 12:27 PM
Yes I have..and it only cost me 50 bucks

stop posting

Dottefan
09-07-2009, 12:29 PM
stop posting

Again..just cus I think it was so clever.............



Steers and queers fella..........and you dont seam like a steer to me.

SPATCH
09-07-2009, 12:30 PM
Again..just cus I think it was so clever.............



Steers and queers fella..........and you dont seam like a steer to me.

Which is what I expected you to say... because you are incapable of an intelligent thought.

now fucking leave.

Dottefan
09-07-2009, 12:32 PM
Which is what I expected you to say... because you are incapable of an intelligent thought.

now fucking leave.
3 times the charm





Steers and Queers Fella.............and you aint no Steer lol..

THis is to easy. THe other guys made it diffuclt, but you..lol..you`re like putty.

Inspector
09-07-2009, 12:34 PM
Be oblong and have your knees removed.

crazycoffey
09-07-2009, 12:35 PM
:popcorn:

SPATCH
09-07-2009, 12:39 PM
3 times the charm





Steers and Queers Fella.............and you aint no Steer lol..

THis is to easy. THe other guys made it diffuclt, but you..lol..you`re like putty.

the phrase is 3rd time's the charm...... and no one is buying this bull shit that you were intentionally misspelling things to "fool everyone" or some shit like that.

you're just a fucking retard through and through.. and everybody knows it. quit kidding yourself you sorry ass back-peddler

Gonzo
09-07-2009, 01:06 PM
the phrase is 3rd time's the charm...... and no one is buying this bull shit that you were intentionally misspelling things to "fool everyone" or some shit like that.

you're just a fucking retard through and through.. and everybody knows it. quit kidding yourself you sorry ass back-peddler

It's retart... n00b
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Dottefan
09-07-2009, 01:07 PM
the phrase is 3rd time's the charm...... and no one is buying this bull shit that you were intentionally misspelling things to "fool everyone" or some shit like that.

you're just a fucking retard through and through.. and everybody knows it. quit kidding yourself you sorry ass back-peddler

Such harsh commants( come on find the speeling erors) ..I just hope tath we can get the chance to know each other. I am sure you will see that I am really a bigger asshole then you think


and for the last time.........Steers and queers fella, and you aint no steer.

JOhn
09-07-2009, 01:16 PM
uh........you do understand that this is all in good fun? or are you just another drone who wasted countless days, hours, and years widdling away at your keyboard on Chiefs Planet, instead of interacting with the real wordl..you know that place were people work, and have lifes and cant just "hang out" , (I made some grammar errors jsut incase you wanted to play grammar cop some more)all day on this site racking up post counts and casino money all in hopes of impressing other mindless drones? ....I am guessing that you`re smart enought to relise that I am just talking smack in good fun....but then again you`re in Wyoming so that might be asking alot from you.........and thanks for pointing out my mistake with the menu at taco bell., I have some question regarding dungeons and dragons, the renaissance festival, and final fantasy..if you have the time.

Now you're approaching Trollish level ( in my book) . I see that as a lot of people you are able to attempt sarcasm, yet completely blind when you receive it.

Also since i live in WY now, not KC, you might not know we here in the sticks never seen no renaissance festival. But then again by your mere mention I see you are already familiar with it.
So once again.... FAIL

JOhn
09-07-2009, 01:17 PM
I guess that I need to be a long standing member before I can post any thing sarcastic? ...get over yourself.

Only thing you've typed that has any relevance. oh and i highlighted the last part for you.

Easy 6
09-07-2009, 01:26 PM
Wow, some people take this place much too seriously.

Dottefan
09-07-2009, 01:32 PM
Wow, some people take this place much too seriously.

The point that I am trying to make...THIS

JOhn
09-07-2009, 01:35 PM
The point that I am trying to make...THIS

You do read some of what is posted, but not completely comprehending.

A simple "THIS" suffices

No need to mention what comes next...... :harumph:

Bwana
09-07-2009, 01:36 PM
Wow, some people take this place much too seriously.

It's like looking at a car wreck on the Interstate. You know damn well it's going to be ugly, but you have to rubber neck at least once.

http://www.drugsandalcoholrecovery.com/wp-content/themes/thesis_151/rotator/10743car%20wreck.jpg

Easy 6
09-07-2009, 01:38 PM
It's like looking at a car wreck on the Interstate. You know damn well it's going to be ugly, but you have to rubber neck at least once.

http://www.drugsandalcoholrecovery.com/wp-content/themes/thesis_151/rotator/10743car%20wreck.jpg

LMAO

JOhn
09-07-2009, 01:42 PM
It's like looking at a car wreck on the Interstate. You know damn well it's going to be ugly, but you have to rubber neck at least once.



Yes but it's fun



http://crazycrashes.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/poor-moose-hits-car-1.jpg

http://badcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/car-wreks-1.jpg

http://www.politopics.com/uploaded_images/wreck2-782911.jpg

The last one is apparently a pic of Dottefan's first day at CP

Dottefan
09-07-2009, 01:43 PM
You do read some of what is posted, but not completely comprehending.

A simple "THIS" suffices

No need to mention what comes next...... :harumph:

Lol..stop trying to be the posting cop.

crazycoffey
09-07-2009, 01:49 PM
Lol..stop trying to be the posting cop.

seriously, one of the funniest things about this thread, and you will see it's true if you keep coming back over the next year, is the conversations in this thread are not really serious, they happen all the time, in about 3 months another N00b with serious CP validation issues will spout off about how they are proving a point, and trying to change the culture here or something. But in seriousness, we don't really care. Keep being a douche and you'll be ignored by the people that don't like it, fucked with AND encouraged by the people that are bored that day, and thats about it....

crazycoffey
09-07-2009, 01:50 PM
So, back to what we were doing;

Dottefan, what is a Dotte?

JOhn
09-07-2009, 01:50 PM
Lol..stop trying to be the posting cop.

OK, I'll bow to your superior intellect and sarcasm, besides I'm low on gas for my generator that supplies my house in the hicks with lectricity.

So you win with your posting last.....

dangit, I ruined that by posting this. :banghead:

crazycoffey
09-07-2009, 01:51 PM
http://www.bagsbydotte.com/

are you a fan of Dotte Bags?

JOhn
09-07-2009, 01:52 PM
seriously, one of the funniest things about this thread, and you will see it's true if you keep coming back over the next year, is the conversations in this thread are not really serious, they happen all the time, in about 3 months another N00b with serious CP validation issues will spout off about how they are proving a point, and trying to change the culture here or something. But in seriousness, we don't really care. Keep being a douche and you'll be ignored by the people that don't like it, ****ed with AND encouraged by the people that are bored that day, and thats about it....
Almost like clock work ;)

JOhn
09-07-2009, 01:53 PM
So, back to what we were doing;

Dottefan, what is a Dotte?

Oh, Oh, Oh, I bet his woman's ( or sister ) name is Dotte.


:D

crazycoffey
09-07-2009, 01:55 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dotte


I'm thinking one of these...

JOhn
09-07-2009, 01:56 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dotte


I'm thinking one of these...
1. The Dotte 11 up, 10 down love it hate it

The nickname for Wyandotte,KC. An area of ruthless niggas who groove 24/7.
Bro them niggas in the dotte be bank'n
get this def on a mug Mug
crimedotte 913 da dotte killa city wwyandotte
by Juss Marvelous Apr 7, 2006 share this
2. Crime-dotte County 120 up, 23 down love it hate it

Slang term for Wyandotte County, Kansas, a horrible place to live.
The only reason to ever enter Crime-dotte County is to go to the airport or Cabela's


Hater :shake:








ROFL

JD10367
09-07-2009, 02:24 PM
Oh, Oh, Oh, I bet his woman's ( or sister ) name is Dotte.


:D

Was that an implication that they're one and the same? :)

JOhn
09-07-2009, 02:49 PM
Was that an implication that they're one and the same? :)

That would be a subtle joke, and I ain't capable of that :huh:

JD10367
09-07-2009, 02:52 PM
That would be a subtle joke, and I ain't capable of that :huh:

Yeah, subtle would've been implying Dotte is actually a transvestite brother. :D

4th and Long
09-07-2009, 03:04 PM
I was gone for a protracted amount of time. I can see that I didn't miss much. The dumbassery still abounds. :)

Mr. Plow
09-07-2009, 03:07 PM
I really wish DCS/RoR would have followed this rule.

Is he still around? Quiet and peaceful in here with him ignore.

OnTheWarpath58
09-07-2009, 03:09 PM
I was gone for a protracted amount of time. I can see that I didn't miss much. The dumbassery still abounds. :)

Where the fuck you been?

http://www.angryasianman.com/images/angry/oceans13_shaobo.jpg

Dottefan
09-07-2009, 03:11 PM
Is he still around? Quite and peaceful in here with him ignored.

Oh no lill fella..I`m back.