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SNR
09-07-2009, 10:13 PM
I've been noticing statements like, "Cassel will get killed against the Ravens."

Why the Ravens, guys? Our offensive line is shitty, right? Does it make any difference if he gets hit 10 times against the Ravens or 10 times against the Giants? How about the Eagles?

It makes no fucking difference if it's the Ravens. He's GOING to get hit. EVERY damn game. If he's a tough QB, he'll take a beating and get up at the end of the play. Something Brodie Croyle does not do.

Sorry, that's a nitpicky thing that's been bugging me. Carry on.

'Hamas' Jenkins
09-07-2009, 10:14 PM
Ph34R T3RR4NC3 CU

Baconeater
09-07-2009, 10:15 PM
We play the Ravens in week 1, he won't be around to get killed in any of the other games.

DTchiefs58
09-07-2009, 10:16 PM
Maybe because the line can get gel a little and the offense can get in some kind of rythem after several weeks.

DeezNutz
09-07-2009, 10:17 PM
Because one can only get killed once.

And the Ravens are batting leadoff.

carlos3652
09-07-2009, 10:19 PM
Why do all threads end up with the same argument....

CUT THIGPEN
OL STINKS
CASTLE DEAD WEEK 1
PIOLI IS CARL
0-16
?????

they all turn into pissing matches about the same thing...

'Hamas' Jenkins
09-07-2009, 10:20 PM
Because one can only get killed once.

And the Ravens are batting leadoff.

And we've got our cheeks spread, we're fresh out of Crisco, and we're asking the Water Buffalo wearing a razor wire condom to take it's frustrations out on our balloon knot.

Tribal Warfare
09-07-2009, 10:20 PM
Easy he's already injured, and if he starts now while he can't move around the pocket sufficiently then the KC would just burn 63 million dollars because he can't get out of trouble with his legs.

acesn8s
09-07-2009, 10:21 PM
He's a cat!

9 lives!!!!

'Hamas' Jenkins
09-07-2009, 10:23 PM
We really should just run the fucking veer.

Micjones
09-07-2009, 10:26 PM
I agree whole-heartedly.

Coddling Cassel helps...no one.

Captain Obvious
09-07-2009, 10:29 PM
"Back to you, Tom."

BWillie
09-07-2009, 10:29 PM
I'll bet all my casino cash if someone wants to bet that none of our QB's gets hurt to a point where they can't play in the next game. People are overreacting, but not by much. Our O-Line sucks.

KcMizzou
09-07-2009, 10:32 PM
I know it's unlikely, but I'll laugh my ass off if we somehow win Sunday.

You'd think this was North Colorado vs. the '85 Bears.

bevischief
09-07-2009, 10:41 PM
Because one can only get killed once.

And the Ravens are batting leadoff.

Only if they take his head.

stumppy
09-07-2009, 10:42 PM
I know it's unlikely, but I'll laugh my ass off if we somehow win Sunday.

You'd think this was North Colorado vs. the '85 Bears.


I agree. I'm going to give it a few games before I declare this season a complete failure.

Reerun_KC
09-07-2009, 10:44 PM
I know it's unlikely, but I'll laugh my ass off if we somehow win Sunday.

You'd think this was North Colorado vs. the '85 Bears.

Its damn close... very close....

Reerun_KC
09-07-2009, 10:45 PM
I agree. I'm going to give it a few games before I declare this season a complete failure.

After the last 3 years of complete failure, we have no place to go but up. We cant possibly get any worse...

Gonzo
09-07-2009, 10:47 PM
He's a cat!

9 lives!!!!

No... Mark Castle is a Highlander...

Th3r3 Kan b3 ownley won!!!11eleventy1
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wazu
09-07-2009, 10:48 PM
I know it's unlikely, but I'll laugh my ass off if we somehow win Sunday.

You'd think this was North Colorado vs. the '85 Bears.

Yeah, I hear you on that. It's such a foregone conclusion that we're going to get destroyed that the only concern is over how many players get hurt. Can't help but dream of scenarios where we somehow win this game, and all of us get to go to the home opener against the Raiders. What would the outlook on this season be on that day? This isn't healthy to think about.

Reerun_KC
09-07-2009, 10:53 PM
Yeah, I hear you on that. It's such a foregone conclusion that we're going to get destroyed that the only concern is over how many players get hurt. Can't help but dream of scenarios where we somehow win this game, and all of us get to go to the home opener against the Raiders. What would the outlook on this season be on that day? This isn't healthy to think about.

Agree, I just hope we come out somewhat healthy so the home opener is exciting...

Baconeater
09-07-2009, 11:04 PM
Yeah, I hear you on that. It's such a foregone conclusion that we're going to get destroyed that the only concern is over how many players get hurt. Can't help but dream of scenarios where we somehow win this game, and all of us get to go to the home opener against the Raiders. What would the outlook on this season be on that day? This isn't healthy to think about.
What is this "win" that you speak of?

Rausch
09-07-2009, 11:37 PM
Their offense doesn't impress me at all.
Team that plays defense and protects the ball wins...

salame
09-07-2009, 11:49 PM
I think not playing him is playing scared
I don't want to play scared

Mecca
09-07-2009, 11:58 PM
You know what grinds my gears?

When people say grinds my gears.

SNR
09-08-2009, 12:01 AM
You know what grinds my gears?

When people say grinds my gears.Get out of me.

Mecca
09-08-2009, 12:02 AM
That or peachy keen.

SNR
09-08-2009, 12:04 AM
I've never heard that one before

nstygma
09-08-2009, 12:05 AM
That or peachy keen.or "Bear with me"

Mecca
09-08-2009, 12:06 AM
How about that one the guy used in that thread the other day...pleased as punch, what is he 65?

SNR
09-08-2009, 12:10 AM
I can't stand people who say "literally" when they only mean "really".

88TG88
09-08-2009, 12:15 AM
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nstygma
09-08-2009, 12:16 AM
finer 'n frog's hair

Guru
09-08-2009, 12:46 AM
And we've got our cheeks spread, we're fresh out of Crisco, and we're asking the Water Buffalo wearing a razor wire condom to take it's frustrations out on our balloon knot.ROFL Damn glad I didn't take a drink as I read this.

LaChapelle
09-08-2009, 06:28 AM
Wasn't Cassel one of the most sacked QBs in the league last year? That may be part of the reason he was traded for.

Flacco2ClaytonTD
09-08-2009, 06:44 AM
going up against guys like trevor pryce.. haloti ngata... and terrell suggs is a task for very good lines... this is likley the reason they are saying hell be killed vs the ravens... lol

beach tribe
09-08-2009, 06:57 AM
going up against guys like trevor pryce.. haloti ngata... and terrell suggs is a task for very good lines... this is likley the reason they are saying hell be killed vs the ravens... lol

Dude, talking smack here is pointless. We are a beaten down franchise.

Go harass the Titans board. I mean if they hadn't fumbled the game away to you guys last year, you don't win shit.

I guarantee they stomp a mud hole in your ass this season.

notorious
09-08-2009, 07:30 AM
going up against guys like trevor pryce.. haloti ngata... and terrell suggs is a task for very good lines... this is likley the reason they are saying hell be killed vs the ravens... lol

Wow, look that, we are 3-0 in YOUR house. That has to be pretty embarrasing, getting dominated by the Chiefs.

Last time the Chiefs played at Balitmore, our HORRIBLE defense held your team to 250 yards of total offense. Your amazing Defense got bent over in front of the entire nation.

Ray-Ray,"They are double-teaming me every play!" ROFL

If the ballgame gets put on your "franchise" QB, you guys are screwed.

Good Luck!

beach tribe
09-08-2009, 07:55 AM
Wow, look that, we are 3-0 in YOUR house. That has to be pretty embarrasing, getting dominated by the Chiefs.

Last time the Chiefs played at Balitmore, our HORRIBLE defense held your team to 250 yards of total offense. Your amazing Defense got bent over in front of the entire nation.

Ray-Ray,"They are double-teaming me every play!" ROFL

If the ballgame gets put on your "franchise" QB, you guys are screwed.

Good Luck!

HA!!!! I remember that.

Ray Ray was miked up, and we were running ALL OVER his ass.

Someone que the gif of Rey Rey getting PWNED by Will Shields.

Demonpenz
09-08-2009, 08:00 AM
60% of the qb's the ravens have faced have atleast been listed as probable the next week, 45% or so questionable

beach tribe
09-08-2009, 08:01 AM
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Flacco2ClaytonTD
09-08-2009, 08:03 AM
oh you mean back when you had a good o line, and qb... and we had billick and boller... lol differant world today folks lol

riskrevival
09-08-2009, 08:04 AM
are some of you chiefs fans this delusional. that you cannot give other teams in the league credit, that ... they are actually good teams with talent. i know the team we cheer for gives us a loser mentality but there is no argument, we have no talent to stop this guy:

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0d0Lddcdx98dS/610x.jpg

Flacco2ClaytonTD
09-08-2009, 08:09 AM
dont forget about the last time we played when we whored you in kansas city... short memory i guess

petegz28
09-08-2009, 08:14 AM
You, America. FUCK YOU!

Bwana
09-08-2009, 08:20 AM
Not pushing in on the clutch all the way when you are shifting? :shrug:

wild1
09-08-2009, 08:21 AM
What do you trolls want to hear? We won 2 games last year. You guys went to the conference title game. We're not supposed to win this game. If you guys take care of business, whatever. Who cares. The only team with anything significant to lose here is you.

notorious
09-08-2009, 08:35 AM
dont forget about the last time we played when we whored you in kansas city... short memory i guess

Last time I checked this game is in Baltimore. Arrowhead East.

notorious
09-08-2009, 08:41 AM
are some of you chiefs fans this delusional. that you cannot give other teams in the league credit, that ... they are actually good teams with talent. i know the team we cheer for gives us a loser mentality but there is no argument, we have no talent to stop this guy:

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0d0Lddcdx98dS/610x.jpg


Have a little fun with it. My god, next to Mecca, I may be the biggest cynic on this board. It still doesn't hurt to prod the other team's fans a little, especially when they traveled onto our board to talk trash.


I am just stating facts on the history of this series.

Any dumb**** (I'm am looking your direction FlaccotoClayton) knows that the Chiefs are a completely different team that is talent depleted, has a horrible O-Line, banged up QB, and a unknown quantity on defense.

We have NEVER lost at Baltimore against the Ravens. Ever.

notorious
09-08-2009, 08:46 AM
dont forget about the last time we played when we whored you in kansas city... short memory i guess

I was at that game and Raven fans were very cool. I would ask what is wrong with you, but I guess every team has their tools, and we are being graced by the creme de la creme.

KCtotheSB
09-08-2009, 08:51 AM
dont forget about the last time we played when we whored you in kansas city... short memory i guess

Is this how you get your jollies off? Talking shit to a team that won 2 games last year and is expected to lose by a good 20-25 points? Nobody cares enough to talk shit and very few are going to bite. There's not even a rivalry to fall back on.

If the Ravens win, whip-dee-doo....very, very few Chief fans were expecting a win....or for the game to even be close. Also, you come around, talk smack for a few days, realize nobody gives two shits and leave for the next 2-3 years until we play Baltimore again. If the Chiefs DO pull off the upset, you're too embarassed to show your pathetic face here OR you show up quickly to call it a fluke.

Still, you better hope your team wins because if they don't it won't necessarily be us talking shit about your team. You'll be dealing with other AFC contenders fans (y'know, teams your own size) that will be sure to remind you every week the rest of the season that you lost to one of the shittiest teams in football.

Fat Elvis
09-08-2009, 08:58 AM
After the last 3 years of complete failure, we have no place to go but up. We cant possibly get any worse...

Famous last words....

(though I think another year or two out we will look ok; CP and Herm just totally destroyed any semblance of a football team)

Consistent1
09-08-2009, 09:00 AM
The truth is that most fans really don't see much of a shot for KC to beat Baltimore. Hell, the Ravens D looked very ready to make a point of showing Sanchez life in the NFL isn't easy in that earlier Jets preseason game. Just a decent showing without any injuries would be a start for us. I would just hate to see anything happen to make that Raiders game tougher to win. We have a chance at that one for sure.

riskrevival
09-08-2009, 09:05 AM
a Flacco to Clayton touchdown pass happens what?...once every 2 years...

Mr. Krab
09-08-2009, 09:11 AM
Some defenses are more aggressive and violent than others. The Ravens and Steelers WILL hurt you if you don't have you shit together.

There is a difference

OnTheWarpath58
09-08-2009, 09:12 AM
Because one can only get killed once.

And the Ravens are batting leadoff.

LMAO

SNR
09-08-2009, 10:09 AM
Jesus mother fucking Christ. Did any of the n00bs and trolls on this thread read the goddamn OP?

Yes, I'm talking to you, riskretard

Mr. Krab
09-08-2009, 10:40 AM
Jesus mother fucking Christ. Did any of the n00bs and trolls on this thread read the goddamn OP?

Yes, I'm talking to you, riskretard
You really think there is no difference in terms of risk for Cassel if he's playing against the Ravens vs Ram?

seriously???? :spock:

Of course the defense makes a difference, you dumbass.

Pablo
09-08-2009, 10:48 AM
YESSSSS!! We are attracting trolls again from outside the division. I love this time of year.

SNR
09-08-2009, 10:51 AM
You really think there is no difference in terms of risk for Cassel if he's playing against the Ravens vs Ram?

seriously???? :spock:

Of course the defense makes a difference, you dumbass.No, it doesn't actually. Do you think David Carr got sacked by the Bengals back when he was playing with the Texans and said, "At least I didn't get hit by the Ravens. Those guys will murder you."

Every hit in the NFL is the same. People who say Cassel is going to die week 1 are insulting Cassel by saying he can't take hits.

Let's say the Ravens hit him 10 times in a game. What if he were playing the Raiders week 1 and got hit only 6 times? Do those 4 extra hits delivered by the Ravens put him in the stretcher?

I know why people think, "the Ravens have a tough defense. We're weak. We're going to lose" and then equate it with our players getting injured. But it's still a fucking myth. One thing does not lead to the other. If you're going to say he'll die against the Ravens, then you may as well predict Cassel will get injured every time he steps onto the field.

acesn8s
09-08-2009, 11:03 AM
dont forget about the last time we played when we whored you in kansas city... short memory i guessDo us a favor. If the Chiefs do pull off a victory, come back and take the bashing that you rightly deserve. It will be fun. :Poke:

Mr. Krab
09-08-2009, 11:33 AM
No, it doesn't actually. Do you think David Carr got sacked by the Bengals back when he was playing with the Texans and said, "At least I didn't get hit by the Ravens. Those guys will murder you."

Every hit in the NFL is the same. People who say Cassel is going to die week 1 are insulting Cassel by saying he can't take hits.

Let's say the Ravens hit him 10 times in a game. What if he were playing the Raiders week 1 and got hit only 6 times? Do those 4 extra hits delivered by the Ravens put him in the stretcher?

I know why people think, "the Ravens have a tough defense. We're weak. We're going to lose" and then equate it with our players getting injured. But it's still a fucking myth. One thing does not lead to the other. If you're going to say he'll die against the Ravens, then you may as well predict Cassel will get injured every time he steps onto the field.
That's just beyond stupid. You're assuming that each defense is going to hit Cassel the same amount of times and in the same way, based on our offensive line. Who would you rather be sacked by Monty Beisel or Albert Haynesworth? :spock:

1. The better the defense, the harder it is on the QB
2. The more physical the defense, the more risk for the QB
3. The better the defensive line specifically the worse for us
4. The better the DE's the worse for our QB because of our OT's
5. The better the Defense blitzes the worse for the QB

Hypothetically if a QB could choose which defense he played against every game all year long, not a single QB would pick the Ravens. Why?


OF COURSE THE DEFENSE MAKES A DIFFERENCE, YOU FUGTARD.

SNR
09-08-2009, 11:49 AM
That's just beyond stupid. You're assuming that each defense is going to hit Cassel the same amount of times and in the same way, based on our offensive line.
Let's say the Ravens hit him 10 times in a game. What if he were playing the Raiders week 1 and got hit only 6 times? Do those 4 extra hits delivered by the Ravens put him in the stretcher?By the way, how many sacks does Haynesworth put up in a season? Does he hit the QB more than a few times per game? How many QBs does he injure in a season? Haynesworth goes up against crap Olines all the fucking time. He'll get a couple hits on the QB in. He hits QBs far weaker than Cassel all the time and they get up just fine. You know what makes a REAL difference in getting a QB killed? Luck. Did they hit them in the knees? How did the QB fall down? Did they hit their head? Fuck, you're a Chiefs fan, you should know all kinds of different ways to kill a QB.

1. The better the defense, the harder it is on the QB
2. The more physical the defense, the more risk for the QB
3. The better the defensive line specifically the worse for us
4. The better the DE's the worse for our QB because of our OT's
5. The better the Defense blitzes the worse for the QB

Hypothetically if a QB could choose which defense he played against every game all year long, not a single QB would pick the Ravens. Why?
I love it. You're preaching to me what makes a defense a good defense, and why some defenses are more feared than others. Like I haven't already fucking done that. I've watched football for years. I KNOW A GOOD DEFENSE WHEN I SEE IT, JACKASS.

OF COURSE THE DEFENSE MAKES A DIFFERENCE, YOU FUGTARD.
It makes a small difference. As I've explained before, the key to killing a QB is by getting lucky. Fuck, Bernard Pollard took down the almighty sacred tough Tom Brady. Did he do it because he was a good defensive player? FUCK NO.

Fuck me in the fucking eye with a sharp stick. Just die.

Fish
09-08-2009, 12:02 PM
From the 50... anything is possible. [/cue corny country singer and poorly timed CGI football graphics]

Buehler445
09-08-2009, 12:21 PM
SNR, There is a reason that there are a ton of injuries when the Steelers and Ravens play each other. They just are more physical. Do you think Squirmin Herman mother fucking sack of cunt Edwards' soft ass Tampon 2 hits just as hard and causes just as many injuries as does the brual ass shit that the Steelers and Ravens are bringing?

OnTheWarpath58
09-08-2009, 12:23 PM
From the 50... anything is possible. [/cue corny country singer and poorly timed CGI football graphics]

Man, was that embarrassing.

They may have updated the scoreboards and sound, but the same shitty in-game production remains.

Mr. Krab
09-08-2009, 12:30 PM
SNR, There is a reason that there are a ton of injuries when the Steelers and Ravens play each other. They just are more physical. Do you think Squirmin Herman mother fucking sack of cunt Edwards' soft ass Tampon 2 hits just as hard and causes just as many injuries as does the brual ass shit that the Steelers and Ravens are bringing?
Dam straight. The Steelers defense is just brutal even when they don't win they make you pay for it. I think our QB's better take out extra life insurance for this season.

@Ravens
@Eagles (if they are still blitz happy)
Steelers

even these are tough

Giants (great DE's which will just kill us)
@Jags (usually physical)
@Redskins (can you imagine what Haynesworth is gonna do to Niswanger and Goff?)

Lzen
09-08-2009, 12:34 PM
You know what grinds my gears?


Sand in the axle grease?

salame
09-08-2009, 12:40 PM
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OnTheWarpath58
09-08-2009, 12:41 PM
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Holy Jesus, where did you get that?

salame
09-08-2009, 12:56 PM
I love that they picked a redneck lol

Chief Chief
09-08-2009, 01:22 PM
If he's a tough QB, he'll take a beating and get up at the end of the play. Something Brodie Croyle does not do.

Do ya know what bugs the crap out of me? Know-nothing jerks who stereotype.

Take a look at the two hits which brought injuries to BC in his NFL career. In the first game last year against NE, he took a number of shots due to weak O-line blocking until he went down in the 3rd quarter due to a defender driving his right arm/shoulder into the turf. In his next game back, BC again stood tough until he received simultaneous high/low sandwich hits. On either play, nearly any other QB in the league taking such hits would be out with injuries as well.

In the last preseason game of this year alone, BC went down hard from behind-his-back tackle by a DE rushing past a worthless Lame-ion Sackintosh and took other hits as well. And yet he stood up after each one and continued taking them without needing a stretcher at any point.

Get this guy some decent blocking and he'll throw that ball with accuracy downfield, resulting in the defense being stretched to provide more effectiveness in the running and short passing games.

And STOP bugging the crap out of me!!

salame
09-08-2009, 01:23 PM
Do ya know what bugs the crap out of me? Know-nothing jerks who stereotype.

Take a look at the two hits which brought injuries to BC in his NFL career. In the first game last year against NE, he took a number of shots due to weak O-line blocking until he went down in the 3rd quarter due to a defender driving his right arm/shoulder into the turf. In his next game back, BC again stood tough until he received simultaneous high/low sandwich hits. On either play, nearly any other QB in the league taking such hits would be out with injuries as well.

In the last preseason game of this year alone, BC went down hard from behind-his-back tackle by a DE rushing past a worthless Lame-ion Sackintosh and took other hits as well. And yet he stood up after each one and continued taking them without needing a stretcher at any point.

Get this guy some decent blocking and he'll throw that ball with accuracy downfield, resulting in the defense being stretched to provide more effectiveness in the running and short passing games.

And STOP bugging the crap out of me!!

easy brodie

Lzen
09-08-2009, 01:40 PM
Actually, he may be somewhat correct. I have been pleasantly surprise by how Croyle has taken some hits this preseason and not been injured by them. The guy was injury prone in college and also once he got some playing time in the NFL. That has always been the biggest knock on him, IMO. Of course, I also wondered how much of that had to do with Herm's crappy luck regarding QB injuries due to his Club Med conditioning program. Hopefully, those days are over. If not, Brodie won't be around long.