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Count Zarth
09-08-2009, 03:45 PM
http://www.kcchiefs.com/gallery/2009/09/08/2009_kickoff_luncheon/1

This is just goofy as hell.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/63_arrival2.jpg

Count Zarth
09-08-2009, 03:45 PM
http://www.bobgretz.com/chiefs-football/no-promises-at-kickoff-luncheon.html


No Promises At Kickoff Luncheon
September 8, 2009 - Bob Gretz | Comments (13)

The annual Chiefs Kickoff Luncheon was held Tuesday at the Hyatt Regency Crown Center.

Many times in the past this affair has been a time when the Chiefs players, coaches, administrators and owners have talked of Super Bowls, playoffs and winning.

Not so for the 2009 version. GM Scott Pioli and head coach Todd Haley never used the words Super Bowl or playoffs as they spoke to the assembled crowd.

They promised only that they and the team would work hard and become mentally tough.

“I don’t know when we are going to win, but we are going to win,” Pioli told the group in the Regency Ballroom. “Until the time that we win, you are going to get nothing but hard work. That’s the only thing that we can promise.

“We are going to work hard, the coaches are going to work hard, the players are going to work hard. Right now we have a group of young men here who know what hard work is about. We are going to continue to work until the job is done. There is no other option. That’s what we can promise Kansas City.”

Haley spoke of the pain that change can bring, and the process his team has undergone.

“Losing close to 800 pounds is not pleasant, it’s not easy,” Haley said. “Having the toughest training camp in the National Football League is not easy. But it all has a purpose. At the end of this, we are going to be a mentally tough team.

“Every one of these 53 that end up playing for us will be a mentally tough group. If you are mentally tough, you are physically tough; they go hand in hand. They will be a smart group and will be a well-conditioned group. That we know will give us the best chance to win week in and week out.”

Both Pioli and Haley thanked the crowd and the people of Kansas City for allowing a smooth transition for them and their families, although the winless pre-season did not go unnoticed by daughters and classmates.

“My oldest daughter Taylor is 13 and she came to me the other day and she said ‘You know Dad, they haven’t been bad to me considering what’s happened’,” said Haley. “So I want to thank everybody for that.”

Pioli told a story about his six-year old daughter and a boy who sits next to her and has been teasing her about the Chiefs winless pre-season.

“I promised my wife I wouldn’t give this kid’s name up,” he said. “So we need to get a little winning done here to get the heat off my daughter and he takes it easy on her.

“But I do know where he lives and I know his parents,” Pioli added.

Couldn’t tell whether he was kidding or not.

Buck
09-08-2009, 03:46 PM
Vrabel looks super happy to be there.

L.A. Chieffan
09-08-2009, 03:47 PM
Don't fuck with the Beisel

Count Zarth
09-08-2009, 03:47 PM
Awesome photography!

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/63_jackson.jpg

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/63_cassel1.jpg

kstater
09-08-2009, 03:48 PM
Pioli's a bum.

Buck
09-08-2009, 03:49 PM
Vrabel looks super happy to be there.

Don't fuck with the Beisel

Is that Beisel?

I guess I'm and idiot.

Edit: No, that has to be Vrabel. So I'm not and idiot, but I am and idiot for questioning myself the first time.

L.A. Chieffan
09-08-2009, 03:50 PM
Is that Beisel?

I guess I'm and idiot.

no you're right. 52s Beisel. the guy with the cool shades

L.A. Chieffan
09-08-2009, 03:50 PM
A lot of whitefolk at those tables

CaliforniaChief
09-08-2009, 03:51 PM
http://www.bobgretz.com/chiefs-football/no-promises-at-kickoff-luncheon.html


No Promises At Kickoff Luncheon
September 8, 2009 - Bob Gretz | Comments (13)

The annual Chiefs Kickoff Luncheon was held Tuesday at the Hyatt Regency Crown Center.

Many times in the past this affair has been a time when the Chiefs players, coaches, administrators and owners have talked of Super Bowls, playoffs and winning.

Not so for the 2009 version. GM Scott Pioli and head coach Todd Haley never used the words Super Bowl or playoffs as they spoke to the assembled crowd.

They promised only that they and the team would work hard and become mentally tough.

“I don’t know when we are going to win, but we are going to win,” Pioli told the group in the Regency Ballroom. “Until the time that we win, you are going to get nothing but hard work. That’s the only thing that we can promise.

“We are going to work hard, the coaches are going to work hard, the players are going to work hard. Right now we have a group of young men here who know what hard work is about. We are going to continue to work until the job is done. There is no other option. That’s what we can promise Kansas City.”

Haley spoke of the pain that change can bring, and the process his team has undergone.

“Losing close to 800 pounds is not pleasant, it’s not easy,” Haley said. “Having the toughest training camp in the National Football League is not easy. But it all has a purpose. At the end of this, we are going to be a mentally tough team.

“Every one of these 53 that end up playing for us will be a mentally tough group. If you are mentally tough, you are physically tough; they go hand in hand. They will be a smart group and will be a well-conditioned group. That we know will give us the best chance to win week in and week out.”

Both Pioli and Haley thanked the crowd and the people of Kansas City for allowing a smooth transition for them and their families, although the winless pre-season did not go unnoticed by daughters and classmates.

“My oldest daughter Taylor is 13 and she came to me the other day and she said ‘You know Dad, they haven’t been bad to me considering what’s happened’,” said Haley. “So I want to thank everybody for that.”

Pioli told a story about his six-year old daughter and a boy who sits next to her and has been teasing her about the Chiefs winless pre-season.

“I promised my wife I wouldn’t give this kid’s name up,” he said. “So we need to get a little winning done here to get the heat off my daughter and he takes it easy on her.

“But I do know where he lives and I know his parents,” Pioli added.

Couldn’t tell whether he was kidding or not.

I love the mafia.

BigRedChief
09-08-2009, 03:52 PM
This will be the first Red Friday that I've not attended in like 10+ years. Never been to one of the kickoff luncheons though..

KCtotheSB
09-08-2009, 03:53 PM
You NEVER, NEVER tuck in a jersey.
Ever.

Raised On Riots
09-08-2009, 03:53 PM
Who the fuck taught Vrabel to dress?

Detoxing
09-08-2009, 03:55 PM
Matt Cassel Looks so ****ing old in that pic, lol. I had to do a double take just to make sure it was him.

BigChiefFan
09-08-2009, 04:03 PM
It is kind of hilarious in those jerseys. Cassel is styling in that collar.

Count Zarth
09-08-2009, 04:06 PM
Who the fuck taught Vrabel to dress?

East Coast Douche, Inc.

CaliforniaChief
09-08-2009, 04:08 PM
Vrabel looks super happy to be there.

He may not be happy, but at least he reported....and he's been nothing short of an exemplary leader on the field. Very professional.

bluehawkdoc
09-08-2009, 04:16 PM
Awesome photography!

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/63_jackson.jpg

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/63_cassel1.jpg

I love my Chiefs but that has to be the gheyest backdrop I have ever seen. Looks like they are at some sh**y carnival. Did the fans get to throw darts at the balloons to win a prize afterwards?

DaWolf
09-08-2009, 04:23 PM
http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/63_kcwolf.jpg

CoMoChief
09-08-2009, 04:24 PM
the Kansas City Cheaps!!!

BigRedChief
09-08-2009, 04:27 PM
Matt Cassel Looks so ****ing old in that pic, lol. I had to do a double take just to make sure it was him.
It's like how you can see the President age quickly in office. A KC QB behind our line ages the same fast track.

bluehawkdoc
09-08-2009, 04:28 PM
http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/63_kcwolf.jpg

That is a waste of perfectly good air. Pioli is going to send someone for a dirtnap for this PR debacle.

Mecca
09-08-2009, 04:30 PM
Tyson Jackson looks rather large.

Simply Red
09-08-2009, 04:51 PM
I wonder if that black cheerleader shaves her asshole. IF so, COUNT ME IN!!!

boogblaster
09-08-2009, 04:57 PM
Hope the lunchen had plenty of roids in it, we need the help ......

KCUnited
09-08-2009, 05:09 PM
I love my Chiefs but that has to be the gheyest backdrop I have ever seen. Looks like they are at some sh**y carnival. Did the fans get to throw darts at the balloons to win a prize afterwards?
FWIW, the Hyvee up on N. Oak and Englewood has an impressive display that says Kansas City Chiefs in diet and regular Coke cases, FWIW.

booger
09-08-2009, 05:11 PM
I wonder if that black cheerleader shaves her asshole. IF so, COUNT ME IN!!!

no kidding. I hate it when the pubes and dingleberries get all intertwined and tangled. then they take a crap and the turd gets shredded and looks like french fries.

tonyetony
09-08-2009, 05:11 PM
Anyone else notice someone wearing a bulky knee brace to the luncheon?

tonyetony
09-08-2009, 05:13 PM
http://www.kcchiefs.com/gallery/2009/09/08/2009_kickoff_luncheon/1

This is just goofy as hell.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/63_arrival2.jpg

The UPS guy sitting at a green light gawking is kind of funny as well.

Halfcan
09-08-2009, 05:21 PM
signing a bunch of pos backups dumped from other teams is Not going to get us to the Playoffs.

JuicesFlowing
09-08-2009, 05:24 PM
I forgot how well jerseys go with dress pants until I saw these pics.

JD10367
09-08-2009, 05:32 PM
Vrabel looks super happy to be there.

F**k him. He should be happy. Look where Belichick sent Seymour. Compared to that, Belichick must've LOVED Vrabel. :D

JD10367
09-08-2009, 05:34 PM
I wonder if that black cheerleader shaves her asshole. IF so, COUNT ME IN!!!

:shrug: What's the difference? You won't see the hair anyway. Better than a white girl. When a white girl is hairy, it's out there for all to see. :)

Count Zarth
09-08-2009, 05:34 PM
:shrug: What's the difference? You won't see the hair anyway. Better than a white girl. When a white girl is hairy, it's out there for all to see. :)

Bitches need to shave. Period. That shit is gross.

Wow, thread hijack!

JD10367
09-08-2009, 05:35 PM
Awesome photography!

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/63_jackson.jpg

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/galleries/63_cassel1.jpg

Why do these remind me of Spinal Tap playing at the air force base? ROFL

JD10367
09-08-2009, 05:36 PM
Bitches need to let you shave them. Period.

Fixed.

Bitches need to let you shave them. Especially if they're on their Period.

Fixed, if you're a sick f**k.

jAZ
09-08-2009, 05:42 PM
Pioli's a bum.

If he made those guys tuck their jerseys into their pants, then no kidding.

booger
09-08-2009, 05:51 PM
no kidding. I hate it when the pubes and dingleberries get all intertwined and tangled. then they take a crap and the turd gets shredded and looks like french fries.

just for clarification purposes i was talking about all types of pubes not black ones or white ones.

i hope nobody is eating spaghetti tonite

booger
09-08-2009, 05:52 PM
Bitches need to shave. Period. That shit is gross.

Wow, thread hijack!

that's enough with the salad tossing

JD10367
09-08-2009, 06:04 PM
just for clarification purposes i was talking about all types of pubes not black ones or white ones.

White pubes? Damn, man! You tappin' Granny?!?

Count Zarth
09-08-2009, 06:08 PM
GROSS GROSS GROSS


GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Delano
09-08-2009, 06:08 PM
I forgot how well jerseys go with dress pants until I saw these pics.

ROFL

Especially pleated pants. (Yes, you, fucking Cassel)

Sure-Oz
09-08-2009, 06:11 PM
Horrible pictures...love the cassel mannequin poses

stevieray
09-08-2009, 06:11 PM
untucked would've look worse...unless you were going to P&L...

booger
09-08-2009, 06:16 PM
White pubes? Damn, man! You tappin' Granny?!?

don't tell me you never gave an albino a rim job?:dom:

booger
09-08-2009, 06:19 PM
GROSS GROSS GROSS


GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

did you know in ancient times that aztec warriors used their ultra strong pubes to stich their wounds?

JD10367
09-08-2009, 06:21 PM
don't tell me you never gave an albino a rim job?:dom:

Never! I draw the line with albinos at a reach-around. Damn pasty freaks.

Wait... Does Conan O'Brien count?

JD10367
09-08-2009, 06:21 PM
did you know in ancient times that aztec warriors used their ultra strong pubes to stich their wounds?

They also cut the beating hearts out of their enemies as a sacrifice to their gods. Wicked cool dudes.

booger
09-08-2009, 06:23 PM
Never! I draw the line with albinos at a reach-around. Damn pasty freaks.

Wait... Does Conan O'Brien count?

i guess? i was under the impression we were talking about female pubes and bungholes.:spock:

booger
09-08-2009, 06:24 PM
They also cut the beating hearts out of their enemies as a sacrifice to their gods. Wicked cool dudes.

apocolypto rocks:thumb:

JD10367
09-08-2009, 06:29 PM
apocolypto rocks:thumb:

So does Apocalyptica. Cellos doing acoustic Metallica! Sweet!