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Psyko Tek
09-19-2009, 02:41 PM
Ahoy Me mateys'
Once again Talk Like A Pirate Day be upon us
so hoist you mains'l
and batton a hatch

get that monkey pimp ready to stick in a bunghole

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My pirate name is:
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Dirty Sam Vane </div>
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You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
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BigMeatballDave
09-19-2009, 02:43 PM
Well, shiver me timbers!

DBOSHO
09-19-2009, 02:46 PM
why couldnt the little pirate go into the movie?




















it was rated ARRRRRGGGGGGG

JD10367
09-19-2009, 02:46 PM
http://finsnation.com/pirate-girl2%20copy.jpg

Over-Head
09-19-2009, 02:48 PM
http://finsnation.com/pirate-girl2%20copy.jpg

I approve for the new Raiders Cheerleaders uniforms :thumb:

DBOSHO
09-19-2009, 02:48 PM
id like to pillage that booty

JD10367
09-19-2009, 02:50 PM
id like to pillage that booty

I'd bury my spyglass in HER treasure! :D

rockymtnchief
09-19-2009, 02:53 PM
http://finsnation.com/pirate-girl2%20copy.jpg

I hope she never tries to give me a 'reach-under'!

Psyko Tek
09-19-2009, 03:06 PM
tickle me coconuts wench

Mr. Krab
09-19-2009, 03:08 PM
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Now this really does "shiver me timbers"


"Well Blow Me Down!"

DBOSHO
09-19-2009, 03:11 PM
im a pussy pirate my name is jack sparrow

take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow

Infidel Goat
09-19-2009, 03:13 PM
Arggg.

Walk the plank Elon!

StcChief
09-19-2009, 03:37 PM
My pirate name is:



Red Davy Flint

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Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!


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JD10367
09-19-2009, 03:54 PM
I hope she never tries to give me a 'reach-under'!

If the hook is dull, though, she can probably take that bikini off and use the hook to reach her g-spot...

:eek:

Um, I think I need a minute alone, back in a bit.

:::fapfapfapfapfapfapfap:::

stumppy
09-19-2009, 04:11 PM
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My pirate name is:
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Bloody William Rackham </div>
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Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
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It appears my ex wives may have been correct.

stumppy
09-19-2009, 04:14 PM
If the hook is dull, though, she can probably take that bikini off and use the hook to reach her g-spot


Could care less about her g-spot.

It's all about me, thats how pirates roll.

rockymtnchief
09-19-2009, 04:19 PM
Could care less about her g-spot.

It's all about me, thats how pirates roll.

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This!

I take thee booty for me self!

Sanka
09-19-2009, 05:18 PM
Black Sam Rackham
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Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!