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Oceanic815Survivor
09-19-2009, 10:41 PM
Who would win in a knife fight? George Washington or Abraham Lincoln?
Discuss

Sully
09-19-2009, 10:44 PM
I'm gonna need a year, because all I can tell you about the fight right now is it would be extremely boring.

Thig Lyfe
09-19-2009, 10:45 PM
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Frazod
09-19-2009, 10:46 PM
Washington was a soldier - Lincoln was a politician. Washington would his his gangly ass.

Oceanic815Survivor
09-19-2009, 10:48 PM
Washington was a soldier - Lincoln was a politician. Washington would his his gangly ass.

Dude, Lincoln was a wrestler.

Frazod
09-19-2009, 10:49 PM
Dude, Lincoln was a wrestler.

Your parameters are knife fighting, not wrestling.

WildTurkey
09-19-2009, 10:49 PM
Lincoln would have the reach advantage, that would give him the upper hand in a knife fight

Sully
09-19-2009, 10:49 PM
Lincoln. Big Reach. Skinny guys fight till they're hamburger.

Touchdown Bowe
09-19-2009, 10:50 PM
Washington with butterknife > Lincoln with AK-47

Frazod
09-19-2009, 10:51 PM
Lincoln. Big Reach. Skinny guys fight till they're hamburger.

Washington was 6'4". It's not like he was Michael J. Fox.

Oceanic815Survivor
09-19-2009, 10:51 PM
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Dude, that was rad

Sully
09-19-2009, 10:51 PM
Washington was 6'4". It's not like he was Michael J. Fox.

It's a line from a movie.

Frazod
09-19-2009, 10:52 PM
It's a line from a movie.

Sorry. I don't remember it. I'm also really drrunk right now.

Oceanic815Survivor
09-19-2009, 10:53 PM
Washington was 6'4". It's not like he was Michael J. Fox.

Its all at scale though. if washington only looked that much taller than everyone else wherever he is depicted than imagine how tall Lincoln was when he's seen as even taller.

4th and Long
09-19-2009, 10:53 PM
Washington was only good with an axe and his opponent was a hapless cherry tree.

Oceanic815Survivor
09-19-2009, 10:55 PM
Washington was only good with an axe and his opponent was a hapless cherry tree.

His opponent was the british army and he kicked they're asses

tk13
09-19-2009, 10:55 PM
Never doubt a man in a top hat.

Der Flöprer
09-19-2009, 10:55 PM
Dude. Who could compete with this?

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4th and Long
09-19-2009, 10:57 PM
His opponent was the british army and he kicked they're asses
He did? I could have sworn there was an army in there somewhere. Perhaps my history teacher was feeding me a bunch if historical inaccuracies. I had no idea that George Washington was Chuck Norris in disguise.

Frazod
09-19-2009, 10:58 PM
His opponent was the british army and he kicked they're asses

Actually he lost far more battles than he won.

Sully
09-19-2009, 10:59 PM
Sorry. I don't remember it. I'm also really drrunk right now.

FIght Club.


I wish I was drunk.

Der Flöprer
09-19-2009, 10:59 PM
He did? I could have sworn there was an army in there somewhere. Perhaps my history teacher was feeding me a bunch if historical inaccuracies. I had no idea that George Washington was Chuck Norris in disguise.

Dane McCloud is eternal and has gone by many names.

Scorp
09-19-2009, 11:03 PM
Washington was 6' 2 1/2" tall. Lincoln was 6' 4" tall. Lincoln would have a longer reach.

milkman
09-19-2009, 11:04 PM
We are debating this because........?

Or let me put it another way.

Who the fuck cares?

Sully
09-19-2009, 11:06 PM
Washington was 6' 2 1/2" tall. Lincoln was 6' 4" tall. Lincoln would have a longer reach.

The wig adds 2-3 inches.
4, if powdered.

Oceanic815Survivor
09-19-2009, 11:06 PM
We are debating this because........?

Or let me put it another way.

Who the **** cares?

We were discussing it and so I figured I would get the opinion of the good people of this site.

milkman
09-19-2009, 11:10 PM
We were discussing it and so I figured I would get the opinion of the good people of this site.

Who's "we"?

And what difference does it make?

Oceanic815Survivor
09-19-2009, 11:15 PM
Who's "we"?

And what difference does it make?

Me & my friends

Bwana
09-19-2009, 11:16 PM
Washington would carve him up like a Thanksgiving gobbler.

JD10367
09-19-2009, 11:19 PM
Washington looks like a sneaky fighter. And he looks like he was stocky. Being a military man, he'd probably know how to handle himself. Lincoln was tall and skinny, and might've had Marphan syndrome, so he'd probably be pretty brittle.

Ebolapox
09-19-2009, 11:20 PM
I would the whole thing!

Rain Man
09-19-2009, 11:21 PM
In a situation like this, always go for the guy who grew up more poor. Lincoln, hands down.

UsualSuspects
09-19-2009, 11:21 PM
Noob that knows all

I gave -

Sully
09-19-2009, 11:24 PM
I need to know if we are talking about Jeff Daniels Washington, or David Morse Washington.

Der Flöprer
09-19-2009, 11:26 PM
I need to know if we are talking about Jeff Daniels Washington, or David Morse Washington.

George Herbert Walker Washington.

milkman
09-19-2009, 11:27 PM
George Herbert Walker Washington.

George Washington Carver.

Der Flöprer
09-19-2009, 11:29 PM
George Washington Carver.

George "Jonesy" Washington.

milkman
09-19-2009, 11:30 PM
George "Jonesy" Washington.

"Boom Boom" Washington.

Der Flöprer
09-19-2009, 11:33 PM
"Boom Boom" Washington.

George "Left Eye" Washington.

milkman
09-19-2009, 11:35 PM
George "Left Eye" Washington.

U.L. Washington.

Sully
09-19-2009, 11:35 PM
"He Hate Me" Washington.

Der Flöprer
09-19-2009, 11:36 PM
"Freakadeak" Washington.

Der Flöprer
09-19-2009, 11:37 PM
Abe "Log" Lincoln.

Sully
09-19-2009, 11:37 PM
George "The Human Joystick" Washington

milkman
09-19-2009, 11:39 PM
The Lincoln Tunnel.

The Washington Bridge.

London Bridge is falling down......

Redrum_69
09-19-2009, 11:44 PM
Who would win in a knife fight? George Washington or Abraham Lincoln?
Discuss


Who would win in a lesbian strap-on circle jerk...your mom or your grandmother? Discuss

Sully
09-19-2009, 11:45 PM
George "Don't call me DC" Washington

Buck
09-19-2009, 11:55 PM
This is easy.

Washington has the greatest nation's capitol named after him.

Lincoln, just has some shitty city in Nebraska.

Washington was a warrior, Lincoln was a failed politician, who persevered.

Oceanic815Survivor
09-19-2009, 11:58 PM
Who would win in a lesbian strap-on circle jerk...your mom or your grandmother? Discuss

They would both rape the crap out of you till your left crying and bleeding

Tits McGee
09-19-2009, 11:58 PM
Lincoln has lost his burst.

Buck
09-19-2009, 11:59 PM
They would both rape the crap out of you till your left crying and bleeding

Don't mind redrum, hes an outcast.

UsualSuspects
09-20-2009, 12:01 AM
Don't mind redrum, hes an outcast.

Guess it is good to not have a team before 2000.

Call the gay guys to testify!!

JohninGpt
09-20-2009, 12:05 AM
Lincoln split rails, Washington chopped down a cherry tree, let's make it an axe fight.

Psyko Tek
09-20-2009, 12:37 AM
In a situation like this, always go for the guy who grew up more poor. Lincoln, hands down.

He's right
end the thread

Psyko Tek
09-20-2009, 12:39 AM
Don't mind redrum, hes an outcast.

excuse me,
but fuck you
star city is a nice little town

Buck
09-20-2009, 12:46 AM
excuse me,
but fuck you
star city is a nice little town

I MUST CRUSH YOU

Tits McGee
09-20-2009, 12:49 AM
Don't forget GW's teeth were made out of wood, mother f**king wood!

JohninGpt
09-20-2009, 12:54 AM
Don't forget GW's teeth were made out of wood, mother f**king wood!

Gold and hippopotomus ivory
http://www.goodteeth.com/gwteeth.htm

Redrum_69
09-20-2009, 08:47 AM
Don't mind redrum, hes an outcast.



you should buy my Darren Sproles rookie autograph card off ebay....


because after this year when the team implodes when ladainian gets hurt the chargers franchise will spiral downward faster than your mom at a hula hoop convention

Bane
09-20-2009, 09:19 AM
And I get piled on for starting retarded threads!!!:cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss:

ilovemichaelsettle
09-20-2009, 09:50 AM
i would have to say lincoln....lol, he is way to tall to not win and overpower