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Ebolapox
09-21-2009, 05:11 PM
rain aside, it's a great day. I'm sick of the casino, the new one won't pay anything out on max bets (the old one sucked, but not THAT much)

so, in return for positive rep, I'll give you 25k casino cash.

kstater
09-21-2009, 05:13 PM
You're going to have to keep posting more so I can keep giving you rep.

Buck
09-21-2009, 05:14 PM
I loves me some free Casino Cash

Ebolapox
09-21-2009, 05:15 PM
yep

Ebolapox
09-21-2009, 05:18 PM
alright, caught up. I'll hook up everybody else up later.

KCrockaholic
09-21-2009, 05:54 PM
Why do I have such bad luck? Max bet and boom is all gone. ****.

Ebolapox
09-21-2009, 05:55 PM
Why do I have such bad luck? Max bet and boom is all gone. ****.

heh, that's another reason I'm doing this. max bets are shit these days, this seems a better use for the money--maybe somebody has better luck than I do (since I hit on a royal flush a while back, I've been fucked)

Mr. Flopnuts
09-21-2009, 05:58 PM
The Ron Jeremy Rep Stick is worth more than 25k.

Ebolapox
09-21-2009, 06:00 PM
The Ron Jeremy Rep Stick is worth more than 25k.

name your price. if it's right, we can do business.

Mr. Flopnuts
09-21-2009, 06:01 PM
name your price. if it's right, we can do business.

You already got repped brah! Cheeto FTW!!!!

Ebolapox
09-21-2009, 06:02 PM
You already got repped brah! Cheeto FTW!!!!

heh, you were paid right after I posted that. that's still one of the funnier stories told on the planet to this day.

Mr. Flopnuts
09-21-2009, 06:02 PM
Subsequent reps will cost you 100k a piece. But satisfaction, is guaranteed!

Mr. Flopnuts
09-21-2009, 06:02 PM
heh, you were paid right after I posted that. that's still one of the funnier stories told on the planet to this day.

It was worthless without pics..........................

Buck
09-21-2009, 06:08 PM
I never really read that story.

It was right around the gay bar thread, so I didn't read much else on the planet that time

BigMeatballDave
09-21-2009, 06:28 PM
Ok, you've got over 31 mil. Hit me up 25k:D

Stinger
09-21-2009, 07:21 PM
You got Rep.... [/AOL voice]

ziggysocki
09-21-2009, 07:21 PM
Why not.... I am broke as hell. rep!

Lonewolf Ed
09-21-2009, 07:22 PM
Now to see if this was just a fiendish ploy to bolster his rep... :hmmm:

vailpass
09-21-2009, 07:22 PM
Thanks for the coinage H5N1!

Ebolapox
09-22-2009, 01:36 PM
alright, all caught up. come and get it if you want more. it's burnin' a hole in my pocket.

bevischief
09-22-2009, 01:48 PM
:D

Ebolapox
09-22-2009, 01:54 PM
How many times does this pay off cause I'm a cash whore!

eh, until I get sick of this idea. call it a protest of the casino. it won't pay me off, maybe it'll pay somebody else off. screw it.

Ebolapox
09-22-2009, 02:20 PM
All I do is lose money in there, course that's why I dont gamble in real life. Wish I could pay off my house with all the casino cash your given me...

heh, if casino cash was really worth a damn, I wouldn't be working my ass off in school and working 40 hours a week (not to count all the hours spent in the lab and hours spent in my car). don't get me wrong, the gameroom/casino is a cool idea. but it's a freaking rigged process. it was rigged before, it's even worse now. I'd like to shoot the guy who programmed it and tell him to loosen the freakin' pursestrings. hell, if I'm complaining about the casino (and I've made millions off of it), you have much more of a right to complain than I do.

Ebolapox
09-22-2009, 02:21 PM
Thanks for the coinage H5N1!

you're welcome. hopefully somebody not as jaded as I gets some enjoyment out of it.

Sofa King
09-22-2009, 02:22 PM
Let it Ride is tight as hell now...

Ebolapox
09-22-2009, 02:24 PM
Let it Ride is tight as hell now...

yep. I made the majority of my 'fortune' on let it ride before (royal flush, countless other great hands, most at max bet), the rest I made in sports betting (namely the playoffs last year). now, I'm not sure it's possible to get more than a few thousand up before it buttfucks you.

Sofa King
09-22-2009, 02:27 PM
yep. I made the majority of my 'fortune' on let it ride before (royal flush, countless other great hands, most at max bet), the rest I made in sports betting (namely the playoffs last year). now, I'm not sure it's possible to get more than a few thousand up before it butt****s you.



you used to be able to time it... bet small until you hit one, then bet max, win, and keeping betting max until you lose... then small bets rinse, repeat..


not anymore... you simply can't win... no matter what...

Stinger
09-22-2009, 03:33 PM
Thanks for the Cash ........ Rep :D

bevischief
09-22-2009, 06:39 PM
:D

Ebolapox
09-22-2009, 10:14 PM
alright, caught up. keep the cash flyin'.

bevischief
09-23-2009, 09:12 AM
:D

Thanks!

Ebolapox
09-23-2009, 11:20 AM
no problem, chevy.

I can do this 1200 more times. keep it rolling, folks.

JOhn
09-23-2009, 01:13 PM
The Ron Jeremy Rep Stick is worth more than 25k.

in that case......how about just half the stick? ROFL

BigMeatballDave
09-23-2009, 02:16 PM
C'mon. Can anybody help a brotha out? I need my fix!

rad
09-23-2009, 02:58 PM
C'mon. Can anybody help a brotha out? I need my fix!

..........Gimme a stage and a mic and a mix
And I'll put you in a mood or is it a state of
Unawareness? beware, its the re-anamator!
A menace to a microphone, a lethal weapon
An assasinator, if the people ain't stepping
You see a part of me that you never seen
When I'm fiendin for a microphone, Im the microphone fiend...

Ebolapox
09-23-2009, 05:40 PM
C'mon. Can anybody help a brotha out? I need my fix!

all it takes is some positive rep.

Stryker
09-23-2009, 05:45 PM
rain aside, it's a great day. I'm sick of the casino, the new one won't pay anything out on max bets (the old one sucked, but not THAT much)

so, in return for positive rep, I'll give you 25k casino cash.

Ok I added to your rep in a positive manner!

Casino cash please! :D

Ebolapox
09-23-2009, 05:47 PM
Ok I added to your rep in a positive manner!

Casino cash please! :D

already done

rad
09-23-2009, 06:02 PM
You're a whale amongst fishes.

Ebolapox
09-23-2009, 06:03 PM
You're a whale amongst fishes.

ha, no biggie.

BigMeatballDave
09-23-2009, 06:10 PM
all it takes is some positive rep.:thumb:

Ebolapox
09-23-2009, 06:15 PM
:thumb:

so easy, a bigchiefdave could do it.

Simply Red
09-24-2009, 12:35 PM
you could've at least repped me back, you bastard.

Ebolapox
09-24-2009, 02:57 PM
you could've at least repped me back, you bastard.


it's not a rep orgy, it's a means of dispensing casino cash (useless) for positive rep (also useless).

we could make it a rep orgy, I guess, but then, that would defeat the purpose of the thread :)

Ebolapox
09-24-2009, 03:02 PM
Pay the man! (not him, me)

heh, I'd make a cap on amount a single person could get if I didn't have so much cash to give away.

Simply Red
09-24-2009, 03:06 PM
it's not a rep orgy, it's a means of dispensing casino cash (useless) for positive rep (also useless).

we could make it a rep orgy, I guess, but then, that would defeat the purpose of the thread :)

fine, give me my 25K then, you cheap sumbitch

Ebolapox
09-24-2009, 03:17 PM
fine, give me my 25K then, you cheap sumbitch

you were paid for your rep a few hours after the fact. pony up if you want some more cash :p

Ebolapox
09-24-2009, 03:17 PM
What, you say'n Im not worthy? Just think of me as the ugly child that only a parent could love...

heh, nope. just saying you've taken advantage of this more than anybody else, four times I think. good for you.

Simply Red
09-24-2009, 03:19 PM
you were paid for your rep a few hours after the fact. pony up if you want some more cash :p

THIS IS A LIE, you NEVER paid me crap. I expected you'd do the courtesy of repping me back, so, at the time, i was okay w/o the 25k:(

Ebolapox
09-24-2009, 03:20 PM
THIS IS A LIE, you NEVER paid me crap. I expected you'd do the courtesy of repping me back, so, at the time, i was okay w/o the 25k:(

oh? I was positive I was caught up. here ya go.

Ebolapox
09-25-2009, 03:32 PM
alright, bump for the weekend. I'll be in and out all weekend (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!), I'll hit you up if it's needed as needed.

HemiEd
09-25-2009, 03:47 PM
Finally, I now understand what rep whoring is.

Mr. Flopnuts
09-25-2009, 07:57 PM
Whoever gives me my 1,000,000th rep point gets 250k. I'll announce the winner when it happens. I'm over 900k right now.