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dirk digler
09-22-2009, 02:14 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,553322,00.html

Given the stereotype that women are never in the mood, it’s not surprising that this book title is grabbing people’s attention. Written by researchers Cindy Meston and David Buss, the work flushes out the results of a survey of 1,006 women.
And their findings are all over the board; the authors highlight 200 reasons.

So why do women have sex? The vast majority (84 percent) have sex to guarantee a quiet life or to persuade their men to do some housework.


LMAO :cuss:


Some of the other reasons given in interviews include...


1. She’s alleviating boredom – it gives her something to do.
2. She wants to relieve a stress headache or migraine.
<!-- QUIGO --> <!-- QUIGO --> <script type="text/javascript"> var adsonar_placementId="1425888",adsonar_pid="151757",adsonar_ps="-1",adsonar_zw=224;adsonar_zh=93,adsonar_jv="ads.adsonar.com"; qas_writeAd(); </script> 3. She’s trying to put an end to an argument.
4. She wants a better complexion.
5. She’s thanking her date for a nice dinner, a present, or spending a lot of money on her early on in the relationship.
6. She’s after a spiritual experience since sex is seen as “the closest thing to God.”
7. She’s refining her sexual skills.
8. She feels sorry for the fellow.
9. She likes that he has an extravagant lifestyle.
10. She’s in a long-distance relationship and wants action now versus later.

Ironically, romance and passion ranked low on females’ reasons for having sex. Instead, sex was viewed as being all about fun, with 60 percent of survey respondents admitting to regularly sleeping with a male friend who was not their boyfriend.

Attraction, too, apparently ranks low on a lady’s list. What’s interesting to note about this factor is that while most men find most women sexually attractive, researchers said that the gals don’t see the guys in quite the same way.

Women reported being attracted to men who were described as tall, having a deep voice, and smelling good. A male having a symmetrical body was also liked, indicating that he could give her strong children. Still, those men not living up to such visions can take comfort in her preference of men with lower levels of testosterone, since this suggests that he’s less likely to pursue others.

RJ
09-22-2009, 02:23 PM
I'll just say I'm glad I'm not married to a part of that 84% and leave it at that.

Mojo Jojo
09-22-2009, 02:23 PM
In a related story the researchers could only list one reason men have sex...because they could.

keg in kc
09-22-2009, 02:25 PM
I wonder where "because she enjoys it" ranks on the list?

It's still a shame that answer is still socially/morally not-quite-acceptable-yet. Although we're slowly pulling out of the dark ages.

Although upon further review I guess the whole 60% for fun thing is close to that. Maybe we finally are making strides culturally.

dirk digler
09-22-2009, 02:26 PM
I'll just say I'm glad I'm not married to a part of that 84% and leave it at that.

I don't know if you even need to be married. They want you to do something so they give it up. That is so so wrong. :)

Simply Red
09-22-2009, 02:26 PM
people still have contact? Wow, I thought everything was done via twitter, facebook, texts, emails and Instant messenger.

wild1
09-22-2009, 02:28 PM
They do it because some creep messaged them on craigslist. Duh.

Quiet Storm
09-22-2009, 02:29 PM
Sorry but I don't believe the bold.

rockymtnchief
09-22-2009, 02:32 PM
Where's the "To get jewelry" option?

Simply Red
09-22-2009, 02:33 PM
A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.

Mr. Laz
09-22-2009, 02:36 PM
Sorry but I don't believe the bold.
you are what ... 18-24 yrs old?

RippedmyFlesh
09-22-2009, 02:37 PM
Where's the "To get jewelry" option?
That has to be in top 3 .

dirk digler
09-22-2009, 02:37 PM
Where's the "To get jewelry" option?

I think that is #5

RippedmyFlesh
09-22-2009, 02:37 PM
you are what ... 18-24 yrs old?
The bold is why I do the dishes and vacuum the rugs.

Donger
09-22-2009, 02:38 PM
I sure hope that, "Because women are only complete when they have a penis inside of them" made the top three.

RJ
09-22-2009, 02:38 PM
I don't know if you even need to be married. They want you to do something so they give it up. That is so so wrong. :)



I'm pretty sure Mrs. RJ does it cause she likes it. If not, she has sure been fooling me. I've never felt like sex was tied to cutting the grass or buying new dining room furniture.

Are that many women really so shallow? Surely not.

Mr. Laz
09-22-2009, 02:40 PM
The bold is why I do the dishes and vacuum the rugs.
women constantly use sex as leverage in all sort of situations.

if a guy doesn't believe that is his probably pretty young and/or very naive.

RippedmyFlesh
09-22-2009, 02:40 PM
5. She’s thanking her date for a nice dinner, a present, or spending a lot of money on her early on in the relationship.

should read
5. She’s thanking her date for a nice dinner, a present, or spending a lot of money on her .

Doesn't matter when in the relationship it still applies with some woman.

RippedmyFlesh
09-22-2009, 02:41 PM
women constantly use sex as leverage in all sort of situations.

if a guy doesn't believe that is his probably pretty young and/or very naive.
I don't consider it leverage so much as to squash the tired card.

dirk digler
09-22-2009, 02:42 PM
I sure hope that, "Because women are only complete when they have a penis inside of them" made the top three.

I don't think your toothpick counts

Fish
09-22-2009, 02:42 PM
I'm pretty sure Mrs. RJ does it cause she likes it. If not, she has sure been fooling me. I've never felt like sex was tied to cutting the grass or buying new dining room furniture.

Are that many women really so shallow? Surely not.

Surely so. Consider yourself lucky...

Donger
09-22-2009, 02:42 PM
Anyway, the actual top one answer is: "To have an orgasm."

RippedmyFlesh
09-22-2009, 02:43 PM
Anyway, the actual top one answer is: "To have an orgasm."
I would like to think that too.

tooge
09-22-2009, 02:44 PM
Currently the pair is working on a study of why dogs lick their own balls and ass. So far the only conclusion is, as 100% of dogs respoding answered, "because I can".

dirk digler
09-22-2009, 02:45 PM
This must be Clayton

While it may not come as welcome news, some women have sex out of sympathy, with one admitting: "I slept with a couple of guys because I felt sorry for them."

dirk digler
09-22-2009, 02:45 PM
Anyway, the actual top one answer is: "To have an orgasm."

What was the % I can't find that.

RippedmyFlesh
09-22-2009, 02:46 PM
Currently the pair is working on a study of why dogs lick their own balls and ass. So far the only conclusion is, as 100% of dogs respoding answered, "because I can".

Cats too

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/and-now-a-cello-solo.jpg

rockymtnchief
09-22-2009, 02:47 PM
This must be Clayton

While it may not come as welcome news, some women have sex out of sympathy, with one admitting: "I slept with a couple of guys because I felt sorry for them."

If that were the case with my dates, I wouldn't care a bit. Feel sorry for me...multiple times!

keg in kc
09-22-2009, 02:50 PM
Anyway, the actual top one answer is: "To have an orgasm."

I would like to think that too.That could be the case except that a surprisingly large number of women apparently don't have orgasms.

bevischief
09-22-2009, 02:50 PM
I sure hope that, "Because women are only complete when they have a penis inside of them" made the top three.

ROFL

Donger
09-22-2009, 02:53 PM
That could be the case except that a surprisingly large number of women apparently don't have orgasms.

Don't does not equal can't.

Simply Red
09-22-2009, 03:13 PM
Honest question, Donger, Have you ever been w/ a 'squirter?'

A girl that squirts out her gash?

Alton deFlat
09-22-2009, 03:17 PM
Don't does not equal can't.

For some damn reason, that was really difficult to read. I must be getting tired.:rolleyes:

Donger
09-22-2009, 03:28 PM
Honest question, Donger, Have you ever been w/ a 'squirter?'

A girl that squirts out her gash?

No.

rockymtnchief
09-22-2009, 03:31 PM
Honest question, Donger, Have you ever been w/ a 'squirter?'

A girl that squirts out her gash?

Two of them. In the morning my arm was stuck to my chest.:doh!:

tooge
09-22-2009, 03:32 PM
Cats too

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/and-now-a-cello-solo.jpg

immagine coughing up ball fir balls

CoMoChief
09-22-2009, 03:50 PM
Where's the "Because I'm tied/bound up, and have nowhere to go, no one to help me" option?

CoMoChief
09-22-2009, 03:53 PM
Honest question, Donger, Have you ever been w/ a 'squirter?'

A girl that squirts out her gash?

Yes. And I dont know whether either, she's never done that, or hoped it wouldn't happen and did, because it shocked the hell outa her. She didn't have a pleasant reaction over it. I just acted like it wasn't a big deal and she was fine after that. Though I did have to change my sheets afterwards.

Simply Red
09-22-2009, 04:02 PM
No.

what would you say to that?

Donger
09-22-2009, 04:04 PM
what would you say to that?

What would I say to what?

kysirsoze
09-22-2009, 04:07 PM
"1. She’s alleviating boredom – it gives her something to do.
2. She wants to relieve a stress headache or migraine.
3. She’s trying to put an end to an argument.
4. She wants a better complexion.
5. She’s thanking her date for a nice dinner, a present, or spending a lot of money on her early on in the relationship.
6. She’s after a spiritual experience since sex is seen as “the closest thing to God.”
7. She’s refining her sexual skills.
8. She feels sorry for the fellow.
9. She likes that he has an extravagant lifestyle.
10. She’s in a long-distance relationship and wants action now versus later."


Thank God for number 8!!

Halfcan
09-22-2009, 04:08 PM
who can freakin understand a woman-not Even another woman could

Dayze
09-22-2009, 04:10 PM
What would I say to what?

ROFL

Pitt Gorilla
09-22-2009, 04:12 PM
Their research on men reached the following conclusion: 100% of men responded that they have sex "because she relented."

rad
09-22-2009, 04:14 PM
Currently the pair is working on a study of why dogs lick their own balls and ass. So far the only conclusion is, as 100% of dogs respoding answered, "because I can".

I approve of this post.

Simply Red
09-22-2009, 04:20 PM
What would I say to what?

if it were to happen, like a lil' water spout? What would you say?

88TG88
09-22-2009, 04:22 PM
SR, have you ever made a woman squirt ?

dirk digler
09-22-2009, 04:26 PM
SR, have you ever made a woman squirt ?

Depends on which hole it squirts out of

BWillie
09-22-2009, 04:27 PM
SR, have you ever made a woman squirt ?

4.5% of women are squirters. Some just don't do it. My friend said he made a girl do that and it startled him so he looked it up and that is what he came up w/

Simply Red
09-22-2009, 04:30 PM
SR, have you ever made a woman squirt ?

of course not, no. when I saw that in XXX moooooovies, i always thought it was a joke and the woman was ACTUALLY peeing.

MahiMike
09-22-2009, 04:30 PM
I don't doubt this at all. Women are born conivers.

Simply Red
09-22-2009, 04:31 PM
Depends on which hole it squirts out of

yeah, true. A big ol' ass-splash doesn't sound too inviting.

RJ
09-22-2009, 04:34 PM
4.5% of women are squirters. Some just don't do it. My friend said he made a girl do that and it startled him so he looked it up and that is what he came up w/


Of those, 84% said they squirt when they want the garage cleaned.

Donger
09-22-2009, 04:35 PM
if it were to happen, like a lil' water spout? What would you say?

I'd probably say "Shamwow!"

Simply Red
09-22-2009, 04:37 PM
I'd probably say "Shamwow!"

ROFL I truly think I'd be turned off, I mean really, i'd feel 'slimed'

wild1
09-22-2009, 04:39 PM
Anatomically unable to have a soapy whack session?

Donger
09-22-2009, 04:44 PM
ROFL I truly think I'd be turned off, I mean really, i'd feel 'slimed'

Clitoral pinch. I've done it before and I'll do it again.

Donger
09-22-2009, 04:45 PM
Anatomically unable to have a soapy whack session?

I remember the one time I masturbated in the shower with soap.

Count Alex's Losses
09-22-2009, 04:45 PM
Women have sex because they are fuck-hungry sluts. They love big dicks and they love cum. They lap up jizz like hungry third-world children. They can't get enough man sausage or baby batter. They crave cock.

They like to pretend otherwise. But when the moment of truth comes, they're begging for it.

Simply Red
09-22-2009, 04:48 PM
Women have sex because they are ****-hungry sluts. They love big dicks and they love cum. They lap up jizz like hungry third-world children. They can't get enough man sausage or baby batter. They crave cock.

They like to pretend otherwise. But when the moment of truth comes, they're begging for it.

I'd go above 12% for that

Donger
09-22-2009, 04:50 PM
Women have sex because they are ****-hungry sluts. They love big dicks and they love cum. They lap up jizz like hungry third-world children. They can't get enough man sausage or baby batter. They crave cock.

They like to pretend otherwise. But when the moment of truth comes, they're begging for it.

When God made man, He made him out of string.
He had a little left, so He left that little thing.
When God made woman, He made her out of lace.
He didn't have enough, so He left that little space.

Thank you, God.

Al Bundy
09-22-2009, 04:57 PM
No "To break up my best friend and her husband's marriage" option?

Stewie
09-22-2009, 05:22 PM
Women have sex with men who, in their eyes, give them security and expect a relationship... eventually marriage... unless they're a slut.

Sluts-A-Plenty is a company I'm going to start. It's for the ugly women who are over 28 and have no hope of landing a guy to marry. Our motto will be, "I'm ugly, my pussy is wet... and I make a great Eggs Benedict."

Braincase
09-22-2009, 05:23 PM
Woohoo! Let's here it for #8!

keg in kc
09-22-2009, 06:23 PM
Don't does not equal can't.Never said it didn't. But the fact is that there are many women who haven't, which means they wouldn't have any idea of the pleasure of it. It's a side effect of living under pseudo-puritanical moral strictures where many girls are taught from a young age that a naked body is a bad thing and that sex is dirty and something that good girls don't do. Which is admittedly great for those of us who meet them as adults and teach them what they've been missing. It's better than it was years ago, but we're still a bizarre culture in our whole "violence is awesome! but sex is naughty" philosophy.

Halfcan
09-22-2009, 06:28 PM
Women have sex with men who, in their eyes, give them security and expect a relationship... eventually marriage... unless they're a slut.

Sluts-A-Plenty is a company I'm going to start. It's for the ugly women who are over 28 and have no hope of landing a guy to marry. Our motto will be, "I'm ugly, my pussy is wet... and I make a great Eggs Benedict."

and where exactly are these women? lol :)

RippedmyFlesh
09-22-2009, 06:39 PM
Women have sex because they are fuck-hungry sluts. They love big dicks and they love cum. They lap up jizz like hungry third-world children. They can't get enough man sausage or baby batter. They crave cock.

They like to pretend otherwise. But when the moment of truth comes, they're begging for it.
:rolleyes:
You're watching way too much porn.

Psyko Tek
09-22-2009, 06:50 PM
Never said it didn't. But the fact is that there are many women who haven't, which means they wouldn't have any idea of the pleasure of it. It's a side effect of living under pseudo-puritanical moral strictures where many girls are taught from a young age that a naked body is a bad thing and that sex is dirty and something that good girls don't do. Which is admittedly great for those of us who meet them as adults and teach them what they've been missing. It's better than it was years ago, but we're still a bizarre culture in our whole "violence is awesome! but sex is naughty" philosophy.

yeah but the sex is dirty have given us generations of catholic girls

bevischief
09-22-2009, 07:15 PM
and where exactly are these women? lol :)

:thumb:

Kerberos
09-22-2009, 07:29 PM
A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb ****ing mouth shut.

I kinda like the REAL SLUTTY type. Keeping the mouth shut is just a plus!





:D

Kerberos
09-22-2009, 07:32 PM
When God made man, He made him out of string.
He had a little left, so He left that little thing.
When God made woman, He made her out of lace.
He didn't have enough, so He left that little space.

Thank you, God.

Some strings are longer than others.

As well as some spaces are more cavernous than others with two way door in front of them that some would call curtains.

bevischief
09-22-2009, 07:38 PM
They have more toys.

RJ
09-22-2009, 08:07 PM
Sometimes I read CP and I say, wow, some of these guys really hate women.

But then I think, nah, it's just a macho act meant to show each other what tough guys they are, it's all in fun.

And then I think, wow, some of these guys really hate women.....

StcChief
09-22-2009, 08:36 PM
where's "Hot chicks dig older guys" (with money)

Hog Farmer
09-22-2009, 08:36 PM
They didn't include the sex for feed option.

luv
09-22-2009, 08:41 PM
ROFL I truly think I'd be turned off, I mean really, i'd feel 'slimed'

And yet men want women who will let them jizz all over their face.

luv
09-22-2009, 08:42 PM
:rolleyes:
You're watching way too much porn.

This.

luv
09-22-2009, 08:43 PM
I wonder how many would say "to keep a man interested"?

dirk digler
09-22-2009, 08:47 PM
I wonder how many would say "to keep a man interested"?

Is that what you would say?

luv
09-22-2009, 08:49 PM
Is that what you would say?

I have, but my self esteem has been boosted a little since then. Some women are very insecure.

dirk digler
09-22-2009, 08:53 PM
I have, but my self esteem has been boosted a little since then. Some women are very insecure.

Some men are insecure as well that is why we give in to sex. :D

luv
09-22-2009, 08:54 PM
Women reported being attracted to men who were described as tall, having a deep voice, and smelling good. A male having a symmetrical body was also liked, indicating that he could give her strong children. Still, those men not living up to such visions can take comfort in her preference of men with lower levels of testosterone, since this suggests that he’s less likely to pursue others.

I love how they try to make it all sound scientific. There's some really old school type stuff mentioned in here. "...indicating that he could giver her strong children." WTF? Someof us aren't necessarily focused on having kids.

Mecca
09-22-2009, 08:56 PM
I don't want kids which is why Luv digs me.

dirk digler
09-22-2009, 08:57 PM
I don't want kids which is why Luv digs me.

You never want little Travis Tritt's running around your house?

luv
09-22-2009, 08:58 PM
I don't want kids which is why Luv digs me.

Nah, I just want to wear you out, so you'll pass out. Then I'm cutting off your hair. :evil:

dirk digler
09-22-2009, 09:09 PM
Nah, I just want to wear you out, so you'll pass out. Then I'm cutting off your hair. :evil:

Make sure you video tape it.

luv
09-22-2009, 09:11 PM
Make sure you video tape it.

Oh, I will. I know everyone wants to see Mecca getting his hair cut off.

dirk digler
09-22-2009, 09:12 PM
Oh, I will. I know everyone wants to see Mecca getting his hair cut off.

Don't forget the wearing out part first. And make sure to bring lots of lube

Chaunceythe3rd
09-22-2009, 09:16 PM
Cats too

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/and-now-a-cello-solo.jpg

Oh, yes, the lickety splits.

RJ
09-22-2009, 09:16 PM
I love how they try to make it all sound scientific. There's some really old school type stuff mentioned in here. "...indicating that he could giver her strong children." WTF? Someof us aren't necessarily focused on having kids.

I think they mean on a more primitive level.

Men tend to find women with a certain waist to hip to ass ratio attractive for the same reason, but I don't ever recall thinking "damn, I'd like to create healthy children with her".

Though I wish I'd have thought of that line in my younger days.

Lonewolf Ed
09-22-2009, 09:18 PM
I have NEVER gotten number 5, but if number 8 was the reason, I would be all for it.

dirk digler
09-22-2009, 09:18 PM
Though I wish I'd have thought of that line in my younger days.

Personally I don't think that is a winning pick up line. The woman might run like crazy from you

Mecca
09-22-2009, 09:28 PM
Dirk just said he wants to watch me and Luv get it on......that's a little weird.

RJ
09-22-2009, 09:29 PM
Personally I don't think that is a winning pick up line. The woman might run like crazy from you


Back then, it was all in the delivery.

Just like these days when I say "Get off my lawn!".

Noob.

RJ
09-22-2009, 09:30 PM
Dirk just said he wants to watch me and Luv get it on......that's a little weird.


Not really. Not on CP on a Tuesday night.

Lonewolf Ed
09-22-2009, 09:31 PM
5. She’s thanking her date for a nice dinner, a present, or spending a lot of money on her early on in the relationship.

should read
5. She’s thanking her date for a nice dinner, a present, or spending a lot of money on her .

Doesn't matter when in the relationship it still applies with some woman.

I must be dating nothing but ingrates, then.

boogblaster
09-22-2009, 09:58 PM
Young women are into sex for adventure .. Older women for security only ....

Lumpy
09-22-2009, 10:05 PM
I certainly learned a few things about men just from reading this thread... that's for damn sure! Very entertaining. ROFL

RJ
09-22-2009, 10:15 PM
And yet men want women who will let them jizz all over their face.



I think for the most part we probably don't marry those women.

I may be wrong about that.

To each his own.

BigMeatballDave
09-22-2009, 10:21 PM
And yet men want women who will let them jizz all over their face.I was never interested in doing that. I prefer women who like to keep things tidy...:D

RJ
09-22-2009, 10:27 PM
I was never interested in doing that. I prefer women who like to keep things tidy...:D


Fair point. A woman who lets you do that is probably not going to be much of a housekeeper.

BucEyedPea
09-22-2009, 10:31 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,553322,00.html

Given the stereotype that women are never in the mood, it’s not surprising that this book title is grabbing people’s attention. Written by researchers Cindy Meston and David Buss, the work flushes out the results of a survey of 1,006 women.
And their findings are all over the board; the authors highlight 200 reasons.

So why do women have sex? The vast majority (84 percent) have sex to guarantee a quiet life or to persuade their men to do some housework.


LMAO :cuss:


Some of the other reasons given in interviews include...


1. She’s alleviating boredom – it gives her something to do.
2. She wants to relieve a stress headache or migraine.
<!-- QUIGO --> <!-- QUIGO --> <script type="text/javascript"> var adsonar_placementId="1425888",adsonar_pid="151757",adsonar_ps="-1",adsonar_zw=224;adsonar_zh=93,adsonar_jv="ads.adsonar.com"; qas_writeAd(); </script> 3. She’s trying to put an end to an argument.
4. She wants a better complexion.
5. She’s thanking her date for a nice dinner, a present, or spending a lot of money on her early on in the relationship.
6. She’s after a spiritual experience since sex is seen as “the closest thing to God.”
7. She’s refining her sexual skills.
8. She feels sorry for the fellow.
9. She likes that he has an extravagant lifestyle.
10. She’s in a long-distance relationship and wants action now versus later.

Ironically, romance and passion ranked low on females’ reasons for having sex. Instead, sex was viewed as being all about fun, with 60 percent of survey respondents admitting to regularly sleeping with a male friend who was not their boyfriend.

Attraction, too, apparently ranks low on a lady’s list. What’s interesting to note about this factor is that while most men find most women sexually attractive, researchers said that the gals don’t see the guys in quite the same way.

Women reported being attracted to men who were described as tall, having a deep voice, and smelling good. A male having a symmetrical body was also liked, indicating that he could give her strong children. Still, those men not living up to such visions can take comfort in her preference of men with lower levels of testosterone, since this suggests that he’s less likely to pursue others.

Hogwash!

Except for the tall part, deep voice, smelling good, too much testosterone and getting rid of a stress headache or migrained ( it actually works).

BucEyedPea
09-22-2009, 10:32 PM
Young women are into sex for adventure .. Older women for security only ....

Hogwash!

BucEyedPea
09-22-2009, 10:34 PM
where's "Hot chicks dig older guys" (with money)

You have money? ;)

luv
09-22-2009, 10:38 PM
Young women are into sex for adventure .. Older women for security only ....

And what about women who are neither young nor old?

dirk digler
09-22-2009, 10:55 PM
Dirk just said he wants to watch me and Luv get it on......that's a little weird.

Are you shy?

luv
09-22-2009, 10:56 PM
Are you shy?

Ah, so it's him you're interested in watching.

;)

dirk digler
09-22-2009, 11:00 PM
Ah, so it's him you're interested in watching.

;)

LMAO Busted... :p

luv
09-22-2009, 11:05 PM
A few other reasons:

Yes, it really does feel good.
We're curious creatures.
Excellent exercise/calorie burner.
It's about the only thing men kind of like women to dominate in.

BigMeatballDave
09-22-2009, 11:18 PM
Women just really like to have something in their vagina.

BucEyedPea
09-22-2009, 11:22 PM
Women just really like to have something in their vagina.

:thumb: We have a favorite time of the month for a reason. :D

Mecca
09-22-2009, 11:24 PM
:thumb: We have a favorite time of the month for a reason. :D

Is that why you buy all those cucumbers?

BucEyedPea
09-22-2009, 11:45 PM
Is that why you buy all those cucumbers?

I hardly ever buy cucumbers.

BWillie
09-23-2009, 02:39 AM
Women have sex because they are ****-hungry sluts. They love big dicks and they love cum. They lap up jizz like hungry third-world children. They can't get enough man sausage or baby batter. They crave cock.

They like to pretend otherwise. But when the moment of truth comes, they're begging for it.

I actually think this is pretty accurate of 75% of the population. Which means that the majority of the population of women are, and will become sluts. Call it like it is.

BWillie
09-23-2009, 02:40 AM
A few other reasons:

Yes, it really does feel good.
We're curious creatures.
Excellent exercise/calorie burner.
It's about the only thing men kind of like women to dominate in.

Guarantee you the majority of women like sex because they are being dominated, whether your kind admits it or not. There is a reason why women have the hole, and we have the tool.

Count Alex's Losses
09-23-2009, 02:43 AM
Guarantee you the majority of the women that like sex because they are being dominated, whether your kind admits it or not. There is a reason why women have the hole, and we have the tool.

Yup.

If I see Jen again I'm gonna pin her against my car and see how she responds. (I know she already likes tongue - the door has been opened for more oppressive sexual activities)

DON'T BE A PUSSY!

luv
09-23-2009, 07:32 AM
Guarantee you the majority of women like sex because they are being dominated, whether your kind admits it or not. There is a reason why women have the hole, and we have the tool.

Oh we like it, but I've heard several men they like it when the woman takes control. Sounds like you may be in denial.

Simply Red
09-23-2009, 10:01 AM
this whole entire thread is just full of nonsense.

Simply Red
09-23-2009, 10:02 AM
Just saturated...

bevischief
09-23-2009, 10:08 AM
Is that why you buy all those cucumbers?

ROFL

wild1
09-23-2009, 10:13 AM
this whole entire thread is just full of nonsense.

agreed... it does not seem like a lot of wisdom is being imparted here

RippedmyFlesh
09-23-2009, 11:26 AM
Oh we like it, but I've heard several men they like it when the woman takes control. Sounds like you may be in denial.

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RJ
09-23-2009, 11:35 AM
this whole entire thread is just full of nonsense.


SR, in the future, think about this thread before you solicit the collective wisdom of CP for advice on women.

Just sayin' is all.

Donger
09-23-2009, 11:38 AM
Oh we like it, but I've heard several men they like it when the woman takes control. Sounds like you may be in denial.

Define "takes control." If it still involves penile stimulation, then yes, I agree. My wife likes to be on top and she thinks that she's in control when she is. But, she really isn't.

BigMeatballDave
09-23-2009, 11:40 AM
Oh we like it, but I've heard several men they like it when the woman takes control. Sounds like you may be in denial.Oh, I have no problem with being dominated! :D

Garcia Bronco
09-23-2009, 11:42 AM
Interesting. How many said reproduction, because that's what it's actually for...

RaiderH8r
09-23-2009, 11:55 AM
I love how they try to make it all sound scientific. There's some really old school type stuff mentioned in here. "...indicating that he could giver her strong children." WTF? Someof us aren't necessarily focused on having kids.

It's not about you it's about evolution. You're fighting Darwin here and Darwin wins.

Incidentally this is yet another example that validates my already strong perceptions on the female gender. The good news is that I still don't have to work out because the "ching ching" of the "bling bling" gets her to ride my dingaling.

Kerberos
09-23-2009, 12:00 PM
Interesting. How many said reproduction, because that's what it's actually for...

Got a faction of Pentecostal here in JC Kansas that the preacher actually runs the lives of all his parishioners and tells them when they can have sex and when they can have children.

Usually one is for the other to them. So your statement couldn't be more true for some.

Oh yeah and their paychecks are deposited directly into the church's bank accounts and he gives them what they need to live on.

Money and Sex only when the "MAN" says you can have it.

BY1401
09-23-2009, 12:43 PM
This information is all well and good and not without merit, but what we really need is a study about why women have sex with other women. That insight would be most helpful, indeed.

Jilly
09-23-2009, 12:53 PM
This information is all well and good and not without merit, but what we really need is a study about why women have sex with other women. That insight would be most helpful, indeed.

why do you think women have sex with other women?

dirk digler
09-23-2009, 12:55 PM
why do you think women have sex with other women?

I don't know why don't you tell us :p

BY1401
09-23-2009, 12:56 PM
why do you think women have sex with other women?

Because it's awesome. Why else?

RaiderH8r
09-23-2009, 12:57 PM
In related news I surveyed a group of men (OK, me, my brother, and 5 buddies) on why they turkey tap and molly wop their ladies.

Some of the reasons given in interviews include...


Some of the other reasons given in interviews include...


1. She’s alleviating boredom – it gives her something to do and deserves a molly woppin
2. She wants to relieve a stress headache or migraine and deserves a molly woppin
3. She’s trying to put an end to an argument and deserves a molly woppin
4. She wants a better complexion and deserves a molly woppin
5. She’s thanking her date for a nice dinner, a present, or spending a lot of money on her early on in the relationship and deserves a molly woppin
6. She’s after a spiritual experience since sex is seen as “the closest thing to God.” and deserves a molly woppin
7. She’s refining her sexual skills and deserves a molly woppin
8. She feels sorry for the fellow and deserves a molly woppin
9. She likes that he has an extravagant lifestyle and deserves a molly woppin
10. She’s in a long-distance relationship and wants action now versus later and deserves a molly woppin

Jilly
09-23-2009, 12:58 PM
I don't know why don't you tell us :p

I can't speak for all women.

Jilly
09-23-2009, 01:00 PM
I have sex with my man because it's an adventure, it's playful, it's something only we share so it's a connection on another level, and because it feels good. This is why I don't get women, most of the time. Sex feels great.....why not do it? It just seems weird to not want to all the time.

BY1401
09-23-2009, 01:02 PM
I have sex with my man because it's an adventure, it's playful, it's something only we share so it's a connection on another level, and because it feels good. This is why I don't get women, most of the time. Sex feels great.....why not do it? It just seems weird to not want to all the time.

You wouldn't happen to have a sister or a cousin who's a Patriots fan in central California, would you?

TIED5573
09-23-2009, 01:07 PM
Where's the "To get jewelry" option?

Or the "to get at least half his stuff" option.:grr:

Jilly
09-23-2009, 01:10 PM
You wouldn't happen to have a sister or a cousin who's a Patriots fan in central California, would you?

nah, she'd never be a patriots fan

BY1401
09-23-2009, 01:15 PM
nah, she'd never be a patriots fan

Lol. I only asked because your statement reminds me of a Planeteer I know in a galaxy far, far away.

Jilly
09-23-2009, 02:15 PM
Lol. I only asked because your statement reminds me of a Planeteer I know in a galaxy far, far away.

You know someone on Naboo?

dirk digler
09-23-2009, 02:19 PM
I have sex with my man because it's an adventure, it's playful, it's something only we share so it's a connection on another level, and because it feels good. This is why I don't get women, most of the time. Sex feels great.....why not do it? It just seems weird to not want to all the time.

Sully is a lucky man.

BY1401
09-23-2009, 04:00 PM
You know someone on Naboo?

If that's what all y'all call it around here, then yes.

JohnnyV13
09-23-2009, 05:42 PM
I have sex with my man because it's an adventure, it's playful, it's something only we share so it's a connection on another level, and because it feels good. This is why I don't get women, most of the time. Sex feels great.....why not do it? It just seems weird to not want to all the time.

Aren't you worried about being penalized by the sisterhood? Haven't you broken a cardinal rule here?

Think about the legions of your soul sisters who have led generations of men around by their nose by holding out on them.

JohnnyV13
09-23-2009, 06:18 PM
So why do women have sex? The vast majority (84 percent) have sex to guarantee a quiet life or to persuade their men to do some housework.


LMAO :cuss:


Some of the other reasons given in interviews include...


1. She’s alleviating boredom – it gives her something to do.
2. She wants to relieve a stress headache or migraine.
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4. She wants a better complexion.
5. She’s thanking her date for a nice dinner, a present, or spending a lot of money on her early on in the relationship.
6. She’s after a spiritual experience since sex is seen as “the closest thing to God.”
7. She’s refining her sexual skills.
8. She feels sorry for the fellow.
9. She likes that he has an extravagant lifestyle.
10. She’s in a long-distance relationship and wants action now versus later.

Ironically, romance and passion ranked low on females’ reasons for having sex. Instead, sex was viewed as being all about fun, with 60 percent of survey respondents admitting to regularly sleeping with a male friend who was not their boyfriend.

Attraction, too, apparently ranks low on a lady’s list. What’s interesting to note about this factor is that while most men find most women sexually attractive, researchers said that the gals don’t see the guys in quite the same way.

Women reported being attracted to men who were described as tall, having a deep voice, and smelling good. A male having a symmetrical body was also liked, indicating that he could give her strong children. Still, those men not living up to such visions can take comfort in her preference of men with lower levels of testosterone, since this suggests that he’s less likely to pursue others.

Within the context of the vast female conspiracy, this missive is simply another viral attempt to the use sex to their advantage over men. I, however, will translate this manipulation for the benefit of my poor, oppressed brethern:


1) She's alleviating boredom = I don't care how inane my endless nattering about my job, day, or the gossip of my equally useless friends, you had better listen or you're going to miss out on my "i'm bored, so I'm going to jump your bones" sex.

2)She wants to relieve a stress headache, or migrane=DON'T YOU DARE AVOID ME WHEN I'M HAVING MY PERIOD OR HAVING A BAD DAY. Bring me stuff, make solicitous noises like, "are you ok, honey?", "can I get you anything to make you feel better?", because every now and then, I'll rip off your clothes and give you the best sex of your life. If you AREN'T available, forget it for this month, bub!

3 She's trying to put an end to an argument=All arguments need to end on MY terms! No matter how irrational my complaints, logic or how shrill my voice, you need to sit there and take it (but not ignore me). Blubbering with impotent objections I can easily defeat by crying, shrieking or walking off in a huff are good. Using logic, rationality or bringing real world issues that oppose my views are not. If YOU end the argument, you won't get that angry, "end of argument" sex. And, its really the best kind.

4) She wants a better complexion=Don't even CONSIDER complaining about the eleventy billion nostrums I leave strewn on the bathroom counter. All those things help you get sex. You should be glad that they don't work.

5. She’s thanking her date for a nice dinner, a present, or spending a lot of money on her early on in the relationship.=Buy me nice stuff! And, if you don't do it from the moment I first glance in your direction, I'll never let you forget that you're a worthless cheapskate!

6. She’s after a spiritual experience since sex is seen as “the closest thing to God.”=If I want to drag your, worthless, lazy ass to church every week, don't you dare complain. How else am I supposed to keep up on what's going on with my friends, AND church gives me a weekly excuse to say, "I need something new to wear".

7. She's refining her sexual skills.=I don't care if its obvious that I would NEVER have a relationship with you. If I ask you to fix my toilet or change my car's engine oil, you really had better do it; because I might randomly decide you can help perfect my sexuals skills to ensnare some guy that I actually AM interested in.

8. She feels sorry for the fellow.=All of you AV squad geeks that can fix everything under the sun should help me if I ask. I might randomly decide to F**k you while you are removing adware from my laptop. In fact, you shouldn't even wait for me to ask; I mean really, do you think I actually WANT to talk to you?

9. She likes that he has an extravagant lifestyle.=Don't complain when I charge 22 pairs of Jimmy Choo's to your credit card. That's why you actually get some every now and then. And don't you DARE leave me at home if you go somewhere expensive and exotic. That's why I'm here.

10. She’s in a long-distance relationship and wants action now versus later.=Even if I am engaged to an out of town billionare, its still worthwhile catering to my whims. I mean really, what use is it putting up with that damn monthly visitor if I there isnt some guy right here at home ready to kiss my ass?

BigMeatballDave
09-23-2009, 07:19 PM
I have sex with my man because it's an adventure, it's playful, it's something only we share so it's a connection on another level, and because it feels good. This is why I don't get women, most of the time. Sex feels great.....why not do it? It just seems weird to not want to all the time.This explains just about all of the women I have dated. I don't know where the stereotype of women not liking sex came from, cuz its BS to me, in my experience, at least.

Mr. Laz
09-23-2009, 07:55 PM
ROFL I truly think I'd be turned off, I mean really, i'd feel 'slimed'
You may hate me but i still think you're funny.

LMAO LMAO

luv
09-23-2009, 09:58 PM
This explains just about all of the women I have dated. I don't know where the stereotype of women not liking sex came from, cuz its BS to me, in my experience, at least.

No kidding. They make it sound like we think it's a chore or something we only do because we feel obligated. Sooo not true.

BigMeatballDave
09-23-2009, 10:07 PM
No kidding. They make it sound like we think it's a chore or something we only do because we feel obligated. Sooo not true.Yep. If a woman doesn't want sex with her man, then there are other issues in the relationship.

Jilly
09-24-2009, 09:55 AM
Aren't you worried about being penalized by the sisterhood? Haven't you broken a cardinal rule here?

Think about the legions of your soul sisters who have led generations of men around by their nose by holding out on them.


I'm an outcast already by the legions of soul sisters, why stop now?

bevischief
09-24-2009, 10:10 AM
I'm an outcast already by the legions of soul sisters, why stop now?

ROFL