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MoreLemonPledge
09-24-2009, 08:34 AM
Texans signed SS Bernard Pollard.
Pollard was waived by the Chiefs on Sept. 5 after struggling in coverage during his career in Kansas City. The Texans are ranked dead last in the NFL in rushing defense right now and are likely hoping Pollard's big hitting style can help.

Source: Houston Chronicle on Twitter

http://www.rotoworld.com/content/home_NFL.aspx

seclark
09-24-2009, 08:36 AM
{snicker}
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Mr. Laz
09-24-2009, 08:37 AM
Good for Pollard

the Talking Can
09-24-2009, 08:38 AM
yeah, he'll solve your run problems

Mr. Arrowhead
09-24-2009, 08:39 AM
that pollard sure is text book tackler

L.A. Chieffan
09-24-2009, 08:41 AM
CRUSSSSHEEER IS BAAAAACK

Christofire
09-24-2009, 08:42 AM
Big hitting style? Wasn't that the name of a Will Smith album?

CoMoChief
09-24-2009, 08:43 AM
They get better pressure on the QB than we do with their Defensive front. He might be better there, than he was here. It all starts up front.

Frazod
09-24-2009, 08:43 AM
Do the Texans play the Pats this year?

Demonpenz
09-24-2009, 08:43 AM
CRUSH YOUR BONES! (after you get the first down)

Christofire
09-24-2009, 08:44 AM
I can name several better descriptions for Pollard's style of tackling: 1) Pinball. 2) Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

CoMoChief
09-24-2009, 08:44 AM
Those GIF's GoChiefs made of Pollard still make me LMAO.

Running back busts through - then "BoneCrusher Here!!!" then, FAIL!!!!!!

LMAO

kepp
09-24-2009, 08:45 AM
Texans signed SS Bernard Pollard.
Pollard was waived by the Chiefs on Sept. 5 after struggling in coverage during his career in Kansas City. The Texans are ranked dead last in the NFL in rushing defense right now and are likely hoping Pollard's big whiffing style can help.

Source: Houston Chronicle on Twitter

http://www.rotoworld.com/content/home_NFL.aspx

FYP

RJ
09-24-2009, 08:47 AM
Note to Houston fan:

That whooshing sound you will hear is Pollard's "Big hitting style".

HC_Chief
09-24-2009, 08:49 AM
Note to Houston fan:

That whooshing sound you will hear is Pollard's "Big hitting style".

Come now, he hits the turf pretty frigging hard when dives & misses...

CaliforniaChief
09-24-2009, 08:50 AM
At this pace, those 30 ex-Chiefs Pioli cut will be employed in the NFL by....well....2015?

As waterboys.

Douche Baggins
09-24-2009, 08:50 AM
He's coming for me.

The Bonecrusher will strike when I least expect it. Retribution for exposing him through the media.

HotRoute
09-24-2009, 08:50 AM
babin/phi, gonz/atl, mcbride/det, pollard/hou . . . . anybody else signed?

SNR
09-24-2009, 08:51 AM
New England plays in Houston week 17.

:fire:

KCUnited
09-24-2009, 08:51 AM
babin/phi, gonz/atl, mcbride/det, pollard/hou . . . . anybody else signed?
Boone

Mr. Flopnuts
09-24-2009, 08:55 AM
Big hitting style? Yeah, that'd be great if the guy could connect. Pollard is like the aging power hitter in baseball. Tons of power, but not enough coordination to make contact.

Scorp
09-24-2009, 08:57 AM
Well it was either sign with the Texans or go to work for Hog Farmer.

Sofa King
09-24-2009, 08:58 AM
Well it was either sign with the Texans or go to work for Hog Farmer.

can't he do both?

Scorp
09-24-2009, 09:00 AM
can't he do both?

I believe pig semen is on the NFL's banned substance list. :D

Demonpenz
09-24-2009, 09:03 AM
if you went back through last years game tape which i don't know why you would ...pollard laid some big hits on people, but it was ususally 10 yards down field. dude sucks unless he is a special teams guy

CaliforniaChief
09-24-2009, 09:03 AM
New England plays in Houston week 17.

:fire:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/smilies/rofl2.gif

Inspector
09-24-2009, 09:19 AM
I believe pig semen is on the NFL's banned substance list. :D

I think Hog Farmer rarely ingests any of it.

He'd be ok as long as he didn't lick his fingers or anything like that.

thecoffeeguy
09-24-2009, 09:24 AM
Those GIF's GoChiefs made of Pollard still make me LMAO.

Running back busts through - then "BoneCrusher Here!!!" then, FAIL!!!!!!

LMAO

need to find that thread...sounds great!

Douche Baggins
09-24-2009, 09:27 AM
need to find that thread...sounds great!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=212820&highlight=Pollard+Haters

cdcox
09-24-2009, 09:28 AM
The fact that other teams are beginning to pick up our rejects is proof that we are getting better.

Print 'em!

Gonzo
09-24-2009, 09:50 AM
To The Shit!!!

booger
09-24-2009, 09:55 AM
David Gibbs is the DB coach down there now. Same on he had his first couple years. He'd be smart to tell him to quit closing his eyes when he goes for the tackle. Its that or something else but when he gets close to the guy with the ball it's just a damn mess for that guy.

L.A. Chieffan
09-24-2009, 09:58 AM
he'll be good for them in special temas and booty dancing categories

LaChapelle
09-24-2009, 10:19 AM
Don't they also have Boomer? Exans -Chiefs' rejects south.

The_Doctor10
09-24-2009, 10:36 AM
that pollard sure is text book tackler

He may not tackle well, but keep in mind the Texans have to play the Colts twice this year. Maybe they're hoping for another paradigm-shifting low late hit?

Nixhex
09-24-2009, 11:13 AM
Someone should go to the Texans forum, find the thread talking about the Pollard signing and post those gifs. Just take a big juicy dump on their parade.

|Zach|
09-24-2009, 11:13 AM
All the best to him!

Pestilence
09-24-2009, 11:16 AM
Someone should go to the Texans forum, find the thread talking about the Pollard signing and post those gifs. Just take a big juicy dump on their parade.

http://boards.houstontexans.com/showthread.php?t=13865

Demonpenz
09-24-2009, 11:21 AM
herm probably drafted him just on that hit he put on a minnisota rb 10 years ago.

Nixhex
09-24-2009, 11:31 AM
http://boards.houstontexans.com/showthread.php?t=13865

I registered but it won't let me post in that forum. :grr:

Your account has been activated but you are currently in the moderation queue to be added to the forum.

rockymtnchief
09-24-2009, 11:34 AM
Don't they also have Boomer? Exans -Chiefs' rejects south.

Last I heard, he got cut.

GoHuge
09-24-2009, 11:34 AM
The rest of the NFL is going to find the Chiefs just under utilized his skiiiilllls :rolleyes:

googlegoogle
09-24-2009, 02:15 PM
BOOTY SHAKER IS BACK!

http://www.tonyskansascity.com/tonyskansascity/pollardchief.jpg

sedated
09-24-2009, 02:31 PM
http://boards.houstontexans.com/showthread.php?t=13865

"Good move, too many blown assignments in the secondary. "


ROFL

sedated
09-24-2009, 02:31 PM
I registered but it won't let me post in that forum. :grr:

Your account has been activated but you are currently in the moderation queue to be added to the forum.

Someone should post the goatcheese's gifs in that texans thread.

Hog Farmer
09-24-2009, 02:36 PM
And the Texans have a better defense than the Chiefs. Hmmmmm! What does this tell you ?

Pestilence
09-24-2009, 02:41 PM
Someone should post the goatcheese's gifs in that texans thread.

I registered but I have to wait for my account to be approved by the Admin. Once I can post....I'll post the gifs.

Hydrae
09-24-2009, 03:01 PM
Don't they also have Boomer? Exans -Chiefs' rejects south.

I know they used Victor Riley as Left Tackle for a year or two. I laughed everytime I saw that.

Monty
09-24-2009, 03:10 PM
I registered but I have to wait for my account to be approved by the Admin. Once I can post....I'll post the gifs.

I registered on that board a couple of years ago...link the .gifs and I'll post 'em.

Monty
09-24-2009, 03:11 PM
Nevermind...found it....

Pestilence
09-24-2009, 03:15 PM
"Good move, too many blown assignments in the secondary. "


ROFL

"u can teach players to make tackles
hes a great athlete
glad to have him on board... "

:doh!:

Monty
09-24-2009, 03:17 PM
Someone should post the goatcheese's gifs in that texans thread.

Done. They are there now. :)

TEX
09-24-2009, 03:23 PM
I live in Houston and the local sports radio shows were talking him up like he was good and was a steal and the "Reason why the Chiefs are so bad is because they let guys like this go" BS. I had to call in and set the record straight. I basically said the guy has been out there for 3 weeks - there's a reason for it. He is slow, can't tackle or cover, has limited range and takes bad angles (which makes him even slower). I said he has been that way since day 1. I told them IF you get good Special Teams play from him, consider yourselves fortunate because he will KILL you in the Secondary. Anyway, they weren't having any of it and said and I quote," I think we'll trust our scouts more than your jaded opinion." ROFL I said just wait.

Hog Farmer
09-24-2009, 03:38 PM
I live in Houston and the local sports radio shows were talking him up like he was good and was a steal and the "Reason why the Chiefs are so bad is because they let guys like this go" BS. I had to call in and set the record straight. I basically said the guy has been out there for 3 weeks - there's a reason for it. He is slow, can't tackle or cover, has limited range and takes bad angles (which makes him even slower). I said he has been that way since day 1. I told them IF you get good Special Teams play from him, consider yourselves fortunate because he will KILL you in the Secondary. Anyway, they weren't having any of it and said and I quote," I think we'll trust our scouts more than your jaded opinion." ROFL I said just wait.

Kawika Mitchell cut. Goes and wins a SB
Lawrence Tynes cut . Goes and wins a SB.
Monty Beisel.........Goes and wins a SB

You're wrong , They're right. Sorry

ChiefsCountry
09-24-2009, 03:40 PM
That dumb POS got us Cassel, I still hate him for that.

Pestilence
09-24-2009, 03:42 PM
Kawika Mitchell cut. Goes and wins a SB
Lawrence Tynes cut . Goes and wins a SB.
Monty Beisel.........Goes and wins a SB

You're wrong , They're right. Sorry

:spock:

Raised On Riots
09-24-2009, 03:46 PM
THE DAY OF RECKONING HAS ARRIVED!

:fire::fire::fire::fire::fire:


Pollard went EXACTLY where I hoped he would; RIGHT TO GOCHIEFS HOOD!

Oh it's ON NOW!

Must...collect...pics, posts, and email addresses for Special Delivery to the Dancing One...

TEX
09-24-2009, 04:29 PM
Kawika Mitchell cut. Goes and wins a SB
Lawrence Tynes cut . Goes and wins a SB.
Monty Beisel.........Goes and wins a SB

You're wrong , They're right. Sorry

Please tell me you're joking. Totally different players with totally different teams. Thos players went to complete teams. The Texans are not. Let me get this straight, so by your "logic," the Texans will win the Super Bowl because they signed Pollard??? ROFL

PGM
09-24-2009, 05:30 PM
I'm sure he's showing those Texan safeties the ropes as we speak!!

Raised On Riots
09-24-2009, 05:36 PM
http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv252/raisedonriots/BernardPollard_3-2.png

Molitoth
09-24-2009, 06:05 PM
Watch Pollard go to Texas and thrive...

pro bowl
superbowl winner
hof

eh, nm.

Douche Baggins
09-24-2009, 06:08 PM
THE DAY OF RECKONING HAS ARRIVED!

:fire::fire::fire::fire::fire:


Pollard went EXACTLY where I hoped he would; RIGHT TO GOCHIEFS HOOD!

Oh it's ON NOW!

Must...collect...pics, posts, and email addresses for Special Delivery to the Dancing One...

:(

Watchin' my knees.

Better practice my juke moves.....gotta have an escape plan.

Douche Baggins
09-24-2009, 06:08 PM
I registered but I have to wait for my account to be approved by the Admin. Once I can post....I'll post the gifs.

Then you will link.

And post this article:

http://kan.scout.com/2/894655.html

Raised On Riots
09-24-2009, 06:09 PM
:(

Watchin' my knees.

Better practice my juke moves.....gotta have an escape plan.

ROFL Better grow eyes, son.

SenselessChiefsFan
09-25-2009, 08:49 AM
Pollard picked out a good situation for him. He wasn't out just hoping for a job. He is going somewhere he can compete for a starting job and with a team that is on the rise.

salame
09-25-2009, 11:33 AM
I will lol if he is a stud down there

Dylan
09-25-2009, 12:10 PM
Do the Texans play the Pats this year?

LOL


there's some hilarious posts in this thread

Raised On Riots
09-25-2009, 03:11 PM
I will lol if he is a stud down there

This.