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The Poz
09-24-2009, 02:46 PM
http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/this-friendly-young-lady-wants-to-get-teboned-26184

Poor Tim Tebow. I really feel for him.

DaFace
09-24-2009, 02:48 PM
We need a snicker smiley. Not quite ROFL worthy, but definitely worth something.

JD10367
09-24-2009, 02:48 PM
I don't know about a T-Bone, but if she wouldn't mind a little steak tip... :hump:

Kyle DeLexus
09-24-2009, 02:48 PM
She should know that Tim Tebow always gets in the endzone.

Buck
09-24-2009, 02:49 PM
I'd like to see her New York Strip.

The Poz
09-24-2009, 02:50 PM
I didn't find it as much ROFL as I did :hump:

Pennywise
09-24-2009, 02:51 PM
You couldn't blow me off that with a hand grenade.

Smoking hot.

sedated
09-24-2009, 02:51 PM
those are some pretty epic tits for such a small body.

CoMoChief
09-24-2009, 02:52 PM
I'd go a round or 2 with her.....and I'm a better QB than Tim Tebow because he fucking sucks cum-covered goat nuts. Imagine that.

Alton deFlat
09-24-2009, 03:01 PM
The older lady, down that same row, doesn't seem too impressed. She either hasn't been TeBoned in a long time, or she willing to take it in the end zone.

Buehler445
09-24-2009, 03:04 PM
I would the whole thing.
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Stewie
09-24-2009, 03:06 PM
I'd PIIHB.

Oh wait... what?

kstater
09-24-2009, 03:11 PM
I'm sure her parents are proud.

JohninGpt
09-24-2009, 03:13 PM
The older lady, down that same row, doesn't seem too impressed. She either hasn't been TeBoned in a long time, or she willing to take it in the end zone.

Oh well, I am.

BY1401
09-24-2009, 03:15 PM
Thank God for southern girls.

Bane
09-24-2009, 03:15 PM
She knows she'd take it in the end zone!!!!ROFL

JD10367
09-24-2009, 03:15 PM
Oh well, I am.

Impressed? Or willing to take it in the end zone? Big difference, depending upon which part of that sentence you were referencing...

JD10367
09-24-2009, 03:16 PM
She knows she'd take it in the end zone!!!!ROFL

I'd go for 2 (in the pink and 1 in the stink).

Mizzou_8541
09-24-2009, 03:16 PM
You couldn't blow me off that with a hand grenade.

Smoking hot.

TERRIBLE avatar. Haha. I hate that movie.

Bane
09-24-2009, 03:18 PM
Impressed? Or willing to take it in the end zone? Big difference, depending upon which part of that sentence you were referencing...

ROFLROFLROFL

Bane
09-24-2009, 03:19 PM
I'd go for 2 (in the pink and 1 in the stink).

Yeah she's a bad girl and she knows it :evil:

Pestilence
09-24-2009, 03:21 PM
I'd pee in her butt.

JD10367
09-24-2009, 03:22 PM
I'd pee in my mouth.

Personally, I'd pee in hers. But if you want to pee in your own, whatever floats your boat.

Bane
09-24-2009, 03:25 PM
I'd pee in my mouth.

DAMN!!!:Lin:

Wasn't there someone that always used to say Id pee in her but????

Simply Red
09-24-2009, 03:25 PM
SHE'S A DUMB BITCH, I WANT TO STAB HER TO DEATH AND PLAY AROUND WITH HER BLOOD.

JD10367
09-24-2009, 03:27 PM
SHE'S A DUMB BITCH, I WANT TO STAB HER TO DEATH AND PLAY AROUND WITH HER BLOOD.

Me too. If by "stab" you mean "repeatedly with my penis".

L.A. Chieffan
09-24-2009, 03:28 PM
repost but thanks

Pestilence
09-24-2009, 03:30 PM
Personally, I'd pee in hers. But if you want to pee in your own, whatever floats your boat.

DAMN!!!:Lin:

Wasn't there someone that always used to say Id pee in her but????

:cuss::cuss::cuss:

rad
09-24-2009, 03:52 PM
Definitely temporary penis storage material.

BWillie
09-24-2009, 03:59 PM
SHE'S A DUMB BITCH, I WANT TO STAB HER TO DEATH AND PLAY AROUND WITH HER BLOOD.

You are starting to scare me with the constant American Psycho references.

BWillie
09-24-2009, 03:59 PM
I'd pee in my mouth.

I'd eat the corn out of her shit

JD10367
09-24-2009, 04:04 PM
I'd eat the corn out of her shit

I'd only eat that ice cream if I could tongue-swirl it out of the cone myself. Or, as my deceased and perverted uncle used to say, "I'd eat a mile of her shit just to sniff where it came from". :D

Raised On Riots
09-24-2009, 04:08 PM
http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/this-friendly-young-lady-wants-to-get-teboned-26184

Poor Tim Tebow. I really feel for him.


ROFL

gblowfish
09-24-2009, 04:11 PM
She doesn't want Tim as much as she wants his wallet.

Tuckdaddy
09-24-2009, 04:11 PM
That chick is freak'in beautiful. Tebow would be smart just to pull her out of the stands and take her home.

Halfcan
09-24-2009, 04:39 PM
I would do her.

Saccopoo
09-24-2009, 04:45 PM
That chick is freak'in beautiful. Tebow would be smart just to pull her out of the stands and take her home.

Isn't Tebow a self-declared virgin until marriage? Maybe promiscuity isn't the turn-on for women that we've all envisioned.

LaChapelle
09-24-2009, 04:47 PM
I don't think he's into skirt steak. If you have big tits he'll fuck'em pretending their buttocks.

Simply Red
09-24-2009, 04:51 PM
You are starting to scare me with the constant American Psycho references.

BWillie! It's Red, Simply Red. You're my lawyer so I think you should know I've killed a lot of people. Some escort girls in an apartment uptown... uh... some homeless people maybe five or ten. Uh... Some NYU girl I met in Central Park, I left her in a parking lot, I killed Bethany- my old girlfriend with a nailgun and... some man, some old faggot with a dog [sniff] last week. I killed another girl... with a chainsaw [laughs/cries]I had to she almost got away. And there... was someone else there I don't remember, maybe a model, but sh- she's dead, too. And, uh- Delano. I killed Delano with an axe. In the face. His body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here- I guess I've killed maybe... twenty people- maybe forty! Uh- huh huh-I have uh... tapes of a lot of it. Some of the girls have seen the tapes- I even... I ate some of their brains [sniff] and I tried to cook a little. Tonight, I uh- just had to kill a lot of people! And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it... this time. I mean... I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar. So, you know, keep your eyes OPEN.

JD10367
09-24-2009, 05:09 PM
Isn't Tebow a self-declared virgin until marriage? Maybe promiscuity isn't the turn-on for women that we've all envisioned.

How does that whole virginity thing work? Are we talking strictly penetration? Is giving/receiving oral okay? She looks like she'd be fun for a little 69....

Saccopoo
09-24-2009, 05:17 PM
How does that whole virginity thing work? Are we talking strictly penetration? Is giving/receiving oral okay? She looks like she'd be fun for a little 69....

Well, I did the "virginity" thing with my high school/college girlfriend for four years. (Back in the '80's chicks in Salt Lake were still somewhat concerned about that virgin until marriage thing.) We did oral, anal, 69, titty, and just about everything you could possibly think up other than specific vaginal penetration. Still the best "sex" I've ever had - by a long ways, and yet, it really wasn't "sex" if you took it by strict definition.

So, in that context, perhaps the young Mr. Tebow is enjoying himself immensely. There seems to be no shortage of really hot chicks with huge knockers willing to throw themselves at him.

ForeverChiefs58
09-24-2009, 05:32 PM
I heard he has a "problem" of girls asking for a picture with him and then flashing their boobs. Really upsets him I guess.

JD10367
09-24-2009, 05:36 PM
We did oral, anal, 69, titty, and just about everything you could possibly think up other than specific vaginal penetration.

Pics? :D

CosmicPal
09-24-2009, 05:49 PM
Gawdawmighty! That is one SWEET ass.

Sure-Oz
09-24-2009, 06:23 PM
a few years into the nfl we'll find out he's gay

DeezNutz
09-24-2009, 06:26 PM
Pre tit-job and hair dying, that was actually one remarkably average-below average looking chick.

I'm sure that dude has much hotter looking strange throwing themselves at him.

Molitoth
09-24-2009, 06:27 PM
Could be high maintenance...


think about....


think about....


there ya go.



But if the sex was good..
I'd bang her.

Sure-Oz
09-24-2009, 06:27 PM
Pre tit-job and hair dying, that was actually one remarkably average-below average looking chick.

I'm sure that dude has much hotter looking strange throwing themselves at him.

I don't know he resists, some chick will slip him a roofee

JD10367
09-24-2009, 06:30 PM
I don't know he resists, some chick will slip him a roofee

Interesting topic. I've never been roofied, sadly. Would a guy's equipment still work properly if he were unconscious from a roofie?

GoChiefs? Any input here? :D

Ari Chi3fs
09-24-2009, 06:59 PM
Since my name is Travis... I will offer myself up to be the one to T-Bone her.

Ill sacrifice one for the team... Im cool like that.

The Poz
09-24-2009, 08:10 PM
Isn't Tebow a self-declared virgin until marriage? Maybe promiscuity isn't the turn-on for women that we've all envisioned.

Following the links through the article, apparently he's saving himself. I guess this is his untouched flower. :rolleyes:
If so, I bet his hands are really sore.

JD10367
09-24-2009, 08:19 PM
Following the links through the article, apparently he's saving himself. I guess this is his untouched flower. :rolleyes:
If so, I bet his hands are really sore.

Damn. She's smokin'. And what a set of boobs! Shit, I half want to :whackit: just looking at that small pic of her; I can't image the constant tumescence that poor kid must suffer. His balls must be bluer than a Smurf. :shake:

BWillie
09-24-2009, 08:22 PM
Damn. She's smokin'. And what a set of boobs! Shit, I half want to :whackit: just looking at that small pic of her; I can't image the constant tumescence that poor kid must suffer. His balls must be bluer than a Smurf. :shake:

He probably doesn't count f*cking a dude in the ass as intercourse. It's not vaginal intercourse, so he's still a virgin, right?

JD10367
09-24-2009, 08:25 PM
He probably doesn't count f*cking a dude in the ass as intercourse. It's not vaginal intercourse, so he's still a virgin, right?

If that chick can't turn him straight, nothing will. Damn. I could be Elton John or one of the Queer Eye guys, and that chick would have me sniffin' carpet in around thirty seconds. If he still likes hairy assholes instead of that chick, it's all over, just give him the rainbow shirt and let him start cross-dressing...

Simply Red
09-24-2009, 08:30 PM
PIIHB TIMMY!!!

GO GATORS!!!!!!!!!!!

JD10367
09-24-2009, 08:32 PM
PIIHB TIMMY!!!

GO GATORS!!!!!!!!!!!

Your post is a Fail.

The "H" could be "her" or "his".

big nasty kcnut
09-24-2009, 08:59 PM
She don't need little boys. She need a man and i am that man.
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Ari Chi3fs
09-24-2009, 10:12 PM
OOoo Thim Thebow!! NTTIAWWT :thailor:

Simply Red
09-24-2009, 11:11 PM
Your post is a Fail.

The "H" could be "her" or "his".

shut up n00b

greg63
09-25-2009, 12:04 AM
How goes it Red?

T-post Tom
09-25-2009, 12:16 AM
nasty skank

Raised On Riots
09-25-2009, 12:18 AM
nasty skank


Dr. Evil says, "Rrrrrrrrrright".

DaneMcCloud
09-25-2009, 12:29 AM
I'd fuck what's left of her brains out

T-post Tom
09-25-2009, 12:30 AM
Dr. Evil says, "Rrrrrrrrrright".


fake boobs, no sense of decorum, apparent gold-digger, yada, yada: nasty skank. that said, i'd t-bone her in the end zone.

Raised On Riots
09-25-2009, 12:31 AM
fake boobs, no sense of decorum, apparent gold-digger, yada, yada: nasty skank. that said, i'd t-bone her in the end zone.

LMAO

T-post Tom
09-25-2009, 12:36 AM
I'd **** what's left of her brains out

My first impression from the pics was that her and her friend are a couple of those reasonably intelligent yet bipolar moonbats with narcissistic personality disorder. I bet they both have at least one ex-boyfriend in therapy and/or the monastery.

DaneMcCloud
09-25-2009, 12:37 AM
My first impression from the pics was that her and her friend are a couple of those reasonably intelligent yet bipolar moonbats with narcissistic personality disorder. I bet they both have at least one ex-boyfriend in therapy and/or the monastery.

I'd fuck what's left of her brains out

Raised On Riots
09-25-2009, 12:41 AM
I'd fuck what's left of her brains out

LMAO Consistency is the hallmark of a true professional.

T-post Tom
09-25-2009, 12:45 AM
I'd **** what's left of her brains out

Well apparently, all that's required is a Tim Tebow mask and a penis. Enjoy the ride.

L.A. Chieffan
09-25-2009, 12:45 AM
if we draft tebow bitches like this would be everywhere

DaneMcCloud
09-25-2009, 12:46 AM
if we draft tebow bitches like this would be everywhere

Bitches like this aren't everywhere?

El Chapo
09-25-2009, 12:51 AM
I would love to stick my wood in her ass, pull it out and then lick her shit off my cock.

Saccopoo
09-25-2009, 12:55 AM
Bitches like this aren't everywhere?

Dane, you've got to remember, most of these guys live in the Midwest. They don't get to go to Lohan's pool parties on Tuesday afternoons like you. There was a 714 page thread on the chick on Kansas City radio for crying out loud. These are simple, desparate folk.

Raiderhater58
09-25-2009, 02:44 AM
I would love to stick my wood in her ass, pull it out and then lick her shit off my cock.

You can lick your own cock?

KCChiefsMan
09-25-2009, 02:52 AM
sucks to be him, that chick is money

MichaelH
09-25-2009, 02:52 AM
That crazy bitch wouldn't know what to do if she was really T-boned. 4 inch pinkie vibes don't count.

KCCHIEFS27
09-25-2009, 03:35 AM
VD..for sure. I wouldn't go near that chick. She's probably nailed the whole football team in hopes of getting to Tebow. And from the looks of it..it hasn't worked out yet.

cabletech94
09-25-2009, 06:04 AM
I'd go to jail for her!

JD10367
09-25-2009, 06:15 AM
shut up n00b

http://www.preisvergleich.org/pimages/Suck-My-Dick_92__51946_20.jpg

JD10367
09-25-2009, 06:18 AM
You can lick your own cock?

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/08-15/ron_jeremy.jpg

L.A. Chieffan
09-25-2009, 08:27 AM
Bitches like this aren't everywhere?

i meant like all over here on chiefsplanet. wanting to do us and stuff...

JohninGpt
09-25-2009, 08:42 AM
Not so much
http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/2008/04/08-15/ron_jeremy.jpg

as

Baby Lee
09-25-2009, 10:12 AM
I would the whole thing.
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It's not 'disigerent' sweeping the nation, but saw a CPism being aped in the broader world today. Claire Zulkey made a typo in her recap of SNL Thursday Update, and in the comments, below;

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Anonymous37
24 SEPT. 2009 | 9:26 PM CDT
"Additionally, I last week's cold opener was much stronger than this week's."

(Should be "I think" or get rid of "I" entirely?)
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The Shredder
24 SEPT. 2009 | 9:41 PM CDT
Claire accidentally the whole review!

L.A. Chieffan
09-25-2009, 10:13 AM
It's not 'disigerent' sweeping the nation, but saw a CPism being aped in the broader world today. Claire Zulkey made a typo in her recap of SNL Thursday Update, and in the comments, below;

i honestly dont know where that came from. is it an entourage thing?