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luv
09-24-2009, 08:52 PM
www.literotica.com

Anyone ever read anything on there? Wow.

Mr. Laz
09-24-2009, 09:02 PM
PERV :)



i'll tell ya dirty stories if you want. :fire:

Gadzooks
09-24-2009, 09:05 PM
www.literotica.com

Anyone ever read anything on there? Wow.

Is this what broads are into?

Mecca
09-24-2009, 09:05 PM
Luv is turned on by that site.

Sure-Oz
09-24-2009, 09:06 PM
you need to get some action

MahiMike
09-24-2009, 09:11 PM
So how many of you guys are the hot 18 y/o Blonde I'm chatting with?

luv
09-24-2009, 09:15 PM
This one time, at band camp....

JD10367
09-24-2009, 09:15 PM
Is this what broads are into?

Indirect sensory input is more arousing for women. Blowing on the skin, rubbing non-sexual body parts, licking/nibbling non-sexual body parts, trailing fingertips across the skin, etc.,., all work much better on women. This is because the mind is the biggest sexual organ. If a woman's mind isn't "into" it, forget about it. Women can get very hot just by reading a story. Why do you think romance novels are such big sellers? Hell, some women can even think themselves to orgasm (lucky bitches, LOL).

By contrast, men are much more direct-stimulus and/or visual. Men are pretty simple: if a woman grabs the schlong, men react, and if a guy watches porn, Mr. Happy tends to wake up.

Mecca
09-24-2009, 09:16 PM
Luv into words like...phallus.

BWillie
09-24-2009, 09:21 PM
Indirect sensory input is more arousing for women. Blowing on the skin, rubbing non-sexual body parts, licking/nibbling non-sexual body parts, trailing fingertips across the skin, etc.,., all work much better on women. This is because the mind is the biggest sexual organ. If a woman's mind isn't "into" it, forget about it. Women can get very hot just by reading a story. Why do you think romance novels are such big sellers? Hell, some women can even think themselves to orgasm (lucky bitches, LOL).

By contrast, men are much more direct-stimulus and/or visual. Men are pretty simple: if a woman grabs the schlong, men react, and if a guy watches porn, Mr. Happy tends to wake up.

Which is why we are smarter. Why on earth women make sharing of bodily fluids through friction such a production is beyond me. It fits into the hole, it's like a puzzle.

JD10367
09-24-2009, 09:22 PM
Which is why we are smarter. Why on earth women make sharing of bodily fluids through friction such a production is beyond me. It fits into the hole, it's like a puzzle.

Let me guess... you're not much of a post-coital cuddler, are you. LMAO

chefsos
09-24-2009, 09:24 PM
www.literotica.com

Anyone ever read anything on there? Wow.

Yes, I have, but I only read it for the pictures.

luv
09-24-2009, 09:24 PM
Which is why we are simpler. Why on earth women make sharing of bodily fluids through friction such a production is beyond me. It fits into the hole, it's like a puzzle.

FYP

Rain Man
09-24-2009, 09:25 PM
Indirect sensory input is more arousing for women. Blowing on the skin, rubbing non-sexual body parts, licking/nibbling non-sexual body parts, trailing fingertips across the skin, etc.,., all work much better on women.


Then how come they complain when I do this at the mall? You must be wrong.

luv
09-24-2009, 09:26 PM
You guys mean to tell me you guys can't read stories and let your imagination work a little?

KCUnited
09-24-2009, 09:28 PM
Getting my ass ate while reading a Posnanski article is literotica.

JD10367
09-24-2009, 09:29 PM
Then how come they complain when I do this at the mall? You must be wrong.

Well, if they have a restraining order against you, that negates it. Again, the mind is the biggest sexual organ, so if the chicks fear for their safety it's hard for them to get aroused.

Gadzooks
09-24-2009, 09:30 PM
Getting my ass ate while reading a Posnanski article is literotica.

Is that 'cause your partner requires Listorine after?

CosmicPal
09-24-2009, 09:30 PM
Luv- you can share your erotica stories with the Planet Writer's Group. I'm sure the others would enjoy it. :D

JD10367
09-24-2009, 09:31 PM
You guys mean to tell me you guys can't read stories and let your imagination work a little?

I can. But, frankly, I have no idea if this is unique or not. I don't go around asking other guys, "Hey! Can you get turned on by a written story?" LMAO

Sounds also work for me. A good accent. A nice moan. Talking dirty over the phone. Even if I don't have the visual to go with it, that'll get something going.

Maybe this should be a poll.

Gadzooks
09-24-2009, 09:31 PM
Well, if they have a restraining order against you, that negates it. Again, the mind is the biggest sexual organ, so if the chicks fear for their safety it's hard for them to get aroused.

Damn broads:cuss:

Mr. Laz
09-24-2009, 09:31 PM
Getting my ass ate while reading a Posnanski article is literotica.

Omg you're a freak!! ROFLROFLROFL

CosmicPal
09-24-2009, 09:33 PM
I can. But, frankly, I have no idea if this is unique or not. I don't go around asking other guys, "Hey! Can you get turned on by a written story?" LMAO



Penthouse Letters were pretty popular back in the days.

luv
09-24-2009, 09:33 PM
I can. But, frankly, I have no idea if this is unique or not. I don't go around asking other guys, "Hey! Can you get turned on by a written story?" LMAO

Sounds also work for me. A good accent. A nice moan. Talking dirty over the phone. Even if I don't have the visual to go with it, that'll get something going.

Maybe this should be a poll.

It was a guy who pointed out the site to me.


And no, we were not talking about sex with each other, just sex in general.

luv
09-24-2009, 09:37 PM
Looking through the most popular, there seem to be a lot of incest stories. Uh...gross.

JD10367
09-24-2009, 09:37 PM
Penthouse Letters were pretty popular back in the days.

Yeah, but I don't think guys actually got aroused by those. They just liked the idea of some Average Loser getting a quickie. ("I never believed your stories... until it happened to me...") And most of those stories were probably fake anyway.

Skip Towne
09-24-2009, 09:37 PM
Guys like actual sex rather than reading about it.

JD10367
09-24-2009, 09:38 PM
Looking through the most popular, there seem to be a lot of incest stories. Uh...gross.

I would have to agree.

Wait... we talking blood here? Or steps? :D

luv
09-24-2009, 09:39 PM
I would have to agree.

Wait... we talking blood here? Or steps? :D

I'm not sure. I'm afraid to open them...lol.

I wonder what's in the bondage section?

BWillie
09-24-2009, 09:56 PM
You guys mean to tell me you guys can't read stories and let your imagination work a little?

No. I went there. There were no pictures or porn. Except for the ads. So I clicked on the ads. Probably the first time I've ever clicked on an internet ad in my life.

Mr. Laz
09-24-2009, 09:56 PM
I wonder what's in the bondage section?

I sense interest :)

Lumpy
09-24-2009, 09:58 PM
I sense interest :)

Notice that Luv hadn't posted for awhile? Uh huh. :spock: :D

Mr. Laz
09-24-2009, 10:01 PM
Notice that Luv hadn't posted for awhile? Uh huh. :spock: :D
She'll be right back she is just a bit tied up at the moment.

MahiMike
09-24-2009, 10:03 PM
Am I the only one that got a virus when I clicked on Christina Aguilera? Took me half hour to clean my new laptop.

Gadzooks
09-24-2009, 10:04 PM
She'll be right back she is just a bit tied up at the moment.

:whackit:

Lumpy
09-24-2009, 10:05 PM
She'll be right back she is just a bit tied up at the moment.

LMAO

Maybe... maybe not. :evil:

BigRock
09-24-2009, 10:23 PM
Be sure to read the one where Paul Heyman blackmails The Undertaker into some hot, steamy gay sex.

RJ
09-24-2009, 10:39 PM
Back in the day, if I couldn't come up with a copy of Playboy, books and magazines with sex tales worked just fine. Some of the more vivid ones I remember to this day. Anyone ever read The Happy Hooker? I somehow got hold of a copy of that when I was about 13-14.

If I were a teenager today, I'm sure I'd have no interest in the written word for jack off material. Way better shit to spank the monkey to the interporn.

Still, there is something to be said for stimulation from the mind.

luv
09-24-2009, 10:48 PM
She'll be right back she is just a bit tied up at the moment.

LMAO

I did find a good one.

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=236902&page=1

Time to finish laundry, though. :)

BigMeatballDave
09-24-2009, 10:50 PM
Me thinks Luv is a dirty, dirty girl...:D

Lumpy
09-24-2009, 10:50 PM
LMAO

I did find a good one.

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=236902&page=1

Time to finish laundry, though. :)

Is that what u call "it"? ;)

BigMeatballDave
09-24-2009, 10:53 PM
Luv into words like...phallus.Actually, she'd probably prefer 'phallus' be into her...

BigMeatballDave
09-24-2009, 10:55 PM
Is that what u call "it"? ;)Probably, if she enjoys sitting on the washer during the spin cycle.:)

Ari Chi3fs
09-24-2009, 11:09 PM
I like to read teh stories about sister-in-laws... cuz my sister in law is very very hot... and just turned 21. But, I would never bang her, since she is my sister-in-law... [and I'm a fat bastard]

but, I can dream, right?

so, Literotica FTW!!!

Hog Farmer
09-25-2009, 02:37 AM
Luv, you should buy your own Boar so could could fulfillall all your sexual fantasies.

SenselessChiefsFan
09-25-2009, 06:59 AM
Yep.... wifey and I take turns reading it to each other. I have submitted a couple of things.... not that I would claim them in public.

Hydrae
09-25-2009, 08:35 AM
My wife enjoys the site. She also has been known to help edit for a writer of some pretty graphic S&M stuff.

dellzip
09-25-2009, 08:59 AM
Nope..........

ziggysocki
09-25-2009, 09:25 AM
You guys mean to tell me you guys can't read stories and let your imagination work a little?

That site is worthless without pics

Demonpenz
09-25-2009, 09:27 AM
i write often in the website I will post some of it


So there I was...nacho's bel grande in one hand, 2 piece fish and more from Long john silvers. My neighbor had came over to see what the smell was, "I thought someone died in here" she said, but I said, "no it's just the trash, i eat alot of hot wings" So she decides that we should have sex. it was really awkward the way she bent over my nintindo game cube. I thought she was going to erase my game of need for speed. Us having sex sounded like me mashing a spoon into cottage cheese. I wasn't able to come because I chugged nyquil to get over a hang over. She pulled up her pants and we awkwardly hugged.

Demonpenz
09-25-2009, 09:31 AM
the year was 1990. The year of the humpty dance. I was freshman at Western A&M south. There was a girl in my dorm that was sooo fine. Her lips were the shape of the red bean bag I found next to the road in 1989. One day I walked in and took off my hyper color t shirt and threw it on the floor. It changed colors because of the heat. As I took off my boxers I pumped up my reboock pumps to make sure my shoes were tight enough to have sex. We had sex for a couple minutes and shared some twislers she bought when she rented the movie cacoon (good move btw) best summer ever

BY1401
09-25-2009, 09:31 AM
i write often in the website I will post some of it


So there I was...nacho's bel grande in one hand, 2 piece fish and more from Long john silvers. My neighbor had came over to see what the smell was, "I thought someone died in here" she said, but I said, "no it's just the trash, i eat alot of hot wings" So she decides that we should have sex. it was really awkward the way she bent over my nintindo game cube. I thought she was going to erase my game of need for speed. Us having sex sounded like me mashing a spoon into cottage cheese. I wasn't able to come because I chugged nyquil to get over a hang over. She pulled up her pants and we awkwardly hugged.

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