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babygirl21
09-24-2009, 11:10 PM
hey ya'll i have a problem...see me and my boyfriends been together 2years this coming wednesday...the 30th...and i have no idea what to do for or get him???....any suggestions? see we live on a farm, sheep farm actually, and he has a fourwheeler, and dirtbike, and like 3-4 trucks...and i have absolutely no idea what he could use...

i guess what im tryin to say is.......HELP!!!!!!!!!

CaliforniaChief
09-24-2009, 11:22 PM
hey ya'll i have a problem...see me and my boyfriends been together 2years this coming wednesday...the 30th...and i have no idea what to do for or get him???....any suggestions? see we live on a farm, sheep farm actually, and he has a fourwheeler, and dirtbike, and like 3-4 trucks...and i have absolutely no idea what he could use...

i guess what im tryin to say is.......HELP!!!!!!!!!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/smilies/popcorn.gif

Dante84
09-24-2009, 11:25 PM
Blowjob with a girlfriend is a sure winner.


Just kidding.

About kidding.

Dante84
09-24-2009, 11:26 PM
To clarify, i meant you and a girlfriend and him

macdawg
09-24-2009, 11:26 PM
cook him dinner, give him a bj and a few beers. duh

Dante84
09-24-2009, 11:27 PM
Oh! Oh! I know!

You could get him an autographed copy of Badgirl's Ghost Stories

CaliforniaChief
09-24-2009, 11:28 PM
Over/under on BJ suggestions on this thread is at 120.

badgirl
09-24-2009, 11:36 PM
Oh! Oh! I know!

You could get him an autographed copy of Badgirl's Ghost Stories

OMG!!! You're sooo funny.ROFL

They are true you know.:)

babygirl21
09-24-2009, 11:36 PM
To clarify, i meant you and a girlfriend and him

oh wow i think im gonna regret asking for ya'lls opinions...you are disgusting! if anything it will be JUST me and him...who knows...i might give him one....:D

pr_capone
09-24-2009, 11:39 PM
Blowjob with a girlfriend is a sure winner.


Just kidding.

About kidding.

LMFAO

Dante84
09-24-2009, 11:42 PM
oh wow i think im gonna regret asking for ya'lls opinions...you are disgusting! if anything it will be JUST me and him...who knows...i might give him one....:D

:D <----

Not with those teeth you won't :eek:

Saccopoo
09-24-2009, 11:45 PM
hey ya'll i have a problem...see me and my boyfriends been together 2years this coming wednesday...the 30th...and i have no idea what to do for or get him???....any suggestions? see we live on a farm, sheep farm actually, and he has a fourwheeler, and dirtbike, and like 3-4 trucks...and i have absolutely no idea what he could use...

i guess what im tryin to say is.......HELP!!!!!!!!!

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Dante84
09-24-2009, 11:48 PM
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http://routingbyrumor.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/prestone-jug.jpg

I've heard of a blowjob with ice.... even pop rocks..... but antifreeze?

That's just asking for a green peen.

Saccopoo
09-24-2009, 11:50 PM
?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3246/2386792492_d98fa37e02.jpg

Dante84
09-24-2009, 11:51 PM
I think the "splash-less" will be popular for the womanfolk.

Saccopoo
09-24-2009, 11:56 PM
How about...

Dante84
09-25-2009, 12:00 AM
That's right.... every self respecting guy needs a lightsaber for his Star Wars collection. Right, Claythan?

Saccopoo
09-25-2009, 12:03 AM
How about...

But make sure you get this as well. He might be somewhat sensitive if he's new to anal play:

Saccopoo
09-25-2009, 12:07 AM
Or, if you, like all of us I'm sure, tire of his sexual advances and just need a night off, something like this might be a good present:

Saccopoo
09-25-2009, 12:12 AM
But, as you said, since you live on a sheep farm, perhaps these:

http://www.anythinggauche.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/1cowboy-boots.jpg

The taller the boots the better as it's harder for the sheep to get their back legs free.

badgirl
09-25-2009, 12:57 AM
But, as you said, since you live on a sheep farm, perhaps these:

http://www.anythinggauche.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/1cowboy-boots.jpg

The taller the boots the better as it's harder for the sheep to get their back legs free.

and you know this how??:spock:

Mr. Flopnuts
09-25-2009, 01:00 AM
and you know this how??:spock:

Rumor has it that a sheep's vagina is the closest texture to the human vagina available in the animal kingdom. Maybe he's reaaaaaaallllllly ugly.

Saccopoo
09-25-2009, 01:06 AM
Rumor has it that a sheep's vagina is the closest texture to the human vagina available in the animal kingdom. Maybe he's reaaaaaaallllllly ugly.

There's no rumor about it. That's just plain and simple fact.

badgirl
09-25-2009, 01:12 AM
There's no rumor about it. That's just plain and simple fact.

you're an expert on sheep vaginas I see.:spock:

Hog Farmer
09-25-2009, 01:16 AM
There's no rumor about it. That's just plain and simple fact.


THIS !

Mr. Flopnuts
09-25-2009, 01:38 AM
There's no rumor about it. That's just plain and simple fact.

So is it good enough to eat? Or strictly for fucking?

babygirl21
09-25-2009, 01:40 AM
:D <----

Not with those teeth you won't :eek:

oh honey i dont use my teeth, so he has no worries...i take care of my man!

babygirl21
09-25-2009, 01:43 AM
So is it good enough to eat? Or strictly for fucking?

oh my god! how sick! i mean...eww damn!:lame:

Saccopoo
09-25-2009, 01:54 AM
oh honey i dont use my teeth, so he has no worries...i take care of my man!

Boring.

Saccopoo
09-25-2009, 01:55 AM
oh my god! how sick! i mean...eww damn!:lame:

Ewe. Nice word play there young lady. Kudos.

KCCHIEFS27
09-25-2009, 03:40 AM
Wait..am I the only one catching this? You two live together but you don't know if he has 3 OR 4 trucks? Maybe you should get to know him first before things keep moving along.

KCChiefsMan
09-25-2009, 03:43 AM
Wait..am I the only one catching this? You two live together but you don't know if he has 3 OR 4 trucks? Maybe you should get to know him first before things keep moving along.

lol

bevischief
09-25-2009, 04:55 AM
cook him dinner, give him a bj and a few beers. duh

:clap:

bevischief
09-25-2009, 04:56 AM
That's right.... every self respecting guy needs a lightsaber for his Star Wars collection. Right, Claythan?

ROFLROFL