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JimNasium
10-17-2009, 07:42 PM
Let's just say, for the sake of debate, that your wife is an aspiring photographer. So let's just say that one of your wife's friends calls her and asks her to take some boudoir pictures that will probably include totally topless pictures on your bar and in your man cave. Now for the kicker...your photographer wife informs you that you are to be evicted from your house during said photos on a Saturday afternoon. She also says that you are not to be allowed to look at said photos. What would your reaction be? Hypothetically of course.

Fish
10-17-2009, 07:44 PM
Like hell woman...... tits or GTFO....

luv
10-17-2009, 07:45 PM
Is this by the request of the photographee?

DeezNutz
10-17-2009, 07:45 PM
My reaction?

LMAO.

When she asks, "What are you laughing about?"

Me: LMAO.

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 07:46 PM
Like hell woman...... tits or GTFO....

That's not playing too well right now.

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 07:46 PM
Is this by the request of the photographee?

Yes, she wants the pics for a man...a man other than me obviously.

Baconeater
10-17-2009, 07:46 PM
I'm thinking no.

Fish
10-17-2009, 07:47 PM
http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9821/titsorgtfok.jpg

luv
10-17-2009, 07:47 PM
Yes, she wants the pics for a man...a man other than me obviously.

Then I say your wife is just following her client's wishes. Can't blame the messenger.

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 07:48 PM
I'm thinking no.

No as in no boobies in the man cave or no as in you won't leave the house?

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 07:48 PM
Then I say your wife is just following her client's wishes. Can't blame the messenger.

I don't recall asking you your opinion.:evil:

Mile High Mania
10-17-2009, 07:49 PM
It's called a webcam... get one.

Mecca
10-17-2009, 07:49 PM
Is she getting paid for it?

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 07:50 PM
It's called a webcam... get one.

Now we are getting some where. Do you have recommendations on a particular model.

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 07:50 PM
Is she getting paid for it?

She's kinda being vague on that issue as well.

DeezNutz
10-17-2009, 07:51 PM
You never refuse boobs in your man cave.

Ghostbusters philosophy: If someone asks if you're a god, you say, YES.

Similarly, if an outside source wants to strip in your man cave, you say, YES. Worry about finding a way to see those warlocks later.

luv
10-17-2009, 07:51 PM
I don't recall asking you your opinion.:evil:

That's okay. You don't have to ask in order to get it. :)

Mecca
10-17-2009, 07:51 PM
I say if you're wife is getting paid for it you do what she asks you to do...

I take it this woman must be attractive or why would you remotely want to see the pictures...

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 07:52 PM
You never refuse boobs in your man cave.

Ghostbusters philosophy: If someone asks if you're a god, you say, YES.

Similarly, if an outside source wants to strip in your man cave, you say, YES. Worry about finding a way to see those warlocks later.
Wisdom at Chiefsplanet....who'd a thunk it.

Old Dog
10-17-2009, 07:52 PM
and you're SURE that she's not just wanting to take a few swings from the other side of the plate?
Set up a camera in a hidden location just to be sure



I keed, I keed

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 07:53 PM
I say if you're wife is getting paid for it you do what she asks you to do...

I take it this woman must be attractive or why would you remotely want to see the pictures...

I don't find her to be that attractive actually....but they are boobies! I like boobies. My wife refers to me as "the tit whisperer."

Mecca
10-17-2009, 07:54 PM
Tell her that you're going to film a porno in her area of the house and she can't watch.

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 07:54 PM
and you're SURE that she's not just wanting to take a few swings from the other side of the plate?
Set up a camera in a hidden location just to be sure



I keed, I keed

A man can always hope!:evil:

stevieray
10-17-2009, 07:54 PM
"love the boobs you're with"

luv
10-17-2009, 07:54 PM
I say if you're wife is getting paid for it you do what she asks you to do...

I take it this woman must be attractive or why would you remotely want to see the pictures...

What part of boobies don't you understand?

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 07:55 PM
"love the boobs you're with"

Oh I do stevie, I do.

Mecca
10-17-2009, 07:56 PM
What part of boobies don't you understand?

If I don't find a woman attractive...I don't want to see her naked.

Maybe that's just me.

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 07:56 PM
If I don't find a woman attractive...I don't want to see her naked.

Maybe that's just me.

It's just you.

stevieray
10-17-2009, 07:57 PM
Oh I do stevie, I do.
"dododo dododo"

keyboard solo

booger
10-17-2009, 07:57 PM
if you can't watch at least charge green fees.

RJ
10-17-2009, 07:57 PM
Leave. You'll get to see the pictures later, I'm sure of it. And while you're out you can imagine your wife photographing a topless chick on your bar, and then some 70's porn music starts playing, and then the topless chick pours your wife a drink, and then.....ok, I'll be back a little later.

Mecca
10-17-2009, 07:58 PM
It's just you.

And have you ever noticed half the time the women willing to get naked in the snap of a finger are women no one wants to see naked.

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 07:59 PM
if you can't watch at least charge green fees.

Another nugget of wisdom at the planet. Two in one night? Must be a sign of the coming Apocalypse.

Rain Man
10-17-2009, 07:59 PM
A husband has an obligation to protect his wife. If another woman is getting naked in front of the wife, the husband has a right to observe said interaction to ensure that no impropriety takes place. This applies to boudoir photography, massage, threesomes, locker rooms, and even medical procedures as long as they aren't gross, in which case the husband is allowed to declare the situation non-dangerous and allow the wife to proceed without guard. But it is in no way the wife's call, because the husband's judgment is honed by 4.5 million years of alertness against sabertooth tigers, mammoths, visigoths, and Jehovah's Witnesses.

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 07:59 PM
Leave. You'll get to see the pictures later, I'm sure of it. And while you're out you can imagine your wife photographing a topless chick on your bar, and then some 70's porn music starts playing, and then the topless chick pours your wife a drink, and then.....ok, I'll be back a little later.

ROFL

Fish
10-17-2009, 07:59 PM
Do you have a VCR in the mancave?

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000V0AHRA/ref=asc_df_B000V0AHRA939322?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&tag=googlecom09c9-20&linkCode=asn&creative=380341&creativeASIN=B000V0AHRA

Fish
10-17-2009, 08:00 PM
And do you have access to the computer your wife uses for her photos?

Rain Man
10-17-2009, 08:00 PM
Tell her that you're going to film a porno in her area of the house and she can't watch.


Actually, this is a really good idea.

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 08:01 PM
And do you have access to the computer your wife uses for her photos?

She's got the damn thing on lock down because of the kids.

the Talking Can
10-17-2009, 08:05 PM
hide behind a plant

Kyle DeLexus
10-17-2009, 08:16 PM
show her this

http://shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/

site.



Honestly, Your bar/man cave your rules....but her vagina her rules so if you want to say no prepare for her to say no.

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 08:20 PM
show her this

http://shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/

site.



Honestly, Your bar/man cave your rules....but her vagina her rules so if you want to say no prepare for her to say no.

The vagina thing is the issue that most concerns me.

Phobia
10-17-2009, 08:40 PM
You'll need to consult with Michael David Barrett.

Jenny Gump
10-17-2009, 08:43 PM
Ok, so here is the REAL story...

My very attractive friend wishes me to take racy but tasteful photos of her for her man. She also has requested that my husband not be in the background drinking beer, fondling himself while he ogles the whole scene. These are her photos, yes, I am getting paid, she is a client, he is going to respect my wishes.

Other facts he neglected to share...

I gently proposed to said client, in a girl kind of way how cute JimNasium was by teasing me about wanting to be there...this was my own way of testing the waters. If she had said "Oh hell, whatever, I am totally fine with him being there playing pocketpool while I undress for the camera...." I would have told Jim he was "in".

Secondly, he has made this thing into some sort of draft selection where he is trying to decide between whether it would be better to insist on being a caveman and refuse to vacate for the photo shoot or so he can see my friend's tits or possibly lose access to his wife's divine vagina... (i.e. I would be pissed that he refused to leave).

He hasn't realized yet that by pitting her tits against my vagina, he has already committed a newlywed crime. Men...:rolleyes:

I'm with Stevie...love the tits you are with...goober

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 08:44 PM
You'll need to consult with Michael David Barrett.
I'll admit I had to Google it....it was funny after the search.:)

Jenny Gump
10-17-2009, 08:45 PM
I don't find her to be that attractive actually....but they are boobies! I like boobies. My wife refers to me as "the tit whisperer."

Duh, he had to say that. Lets just say, I love boobs just as much as the next guy...she has a spectacular set.

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 08:45 PM
Ok, so here is the REAL story...

My very attractive friend wishes me to take racy but tasteful photos of her for her man. She also has requested that my husband not be in the background drinking beer, fondling himself while he ogles the whole scene. These are her photos, yes, I am getting paid, she is a client, he is going to respect my wishes.

Other facts he neglected to share...

I gently proposed to said client, in a girl kind of way how cute JimNasium was by teasing me about wanting to be there...this was my own way of testing the waters. If she had said "Oh hell, whatever, I am totally fine with him being there playing pocketpool while I undress for the camera...." I would have told Jim he was "in".

Secondly, he has made this thing into some sort of draft selection where he is trying to decide between whether it would be better to insist on being a caveman and refuse to vacate for the photo shoot or so he can see my friend's tits or possibly lose access to his wife's divine vagina... (i.e. I would be pissed that he refused to leave).

He hasn't realized yet that by pitting her tits against my vagina, he has already committed a newlywed crime. Men...:rolleyes:

I'm with Stevie...love the tits you are with...goober
Uh oh, I thought you were making cupcakes with the kids.:eek:

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 08:46 PM
He hasn't realized yet that by pitting her tits against my vagina, he has already committed a newlywed crime. Men...:rolleyes:

I'm with Stevie...love the tits you are with...goober

So, the webcam is out of the equation?

Jenny Gump
10-17-2009, 08:47 PM
Uh oh, I thought you were making cupcakes with the kids.:eek:

I thought you were surfing www.icantgetenoughofmywifesfriendstits.com.

Phobia
10-17-2009, 08:48 PM
Duh, he had to say that. Lets just say, I love boobs just as much as the next guy...she has a spectacular set.

You still have my email address?

Mecca
10-17-2009, 08:50 PM
I'll let her take pictures of my business and then we can call it even.

Jenny Gump
10-17-2009, 08:50 PM
I sort of equate JimNasium going to Chiefsplanet to ask if he should be allowed to watch my friend get naked to me going to ivillage and asking if my husband sucks. We seek the wisdom we want to hear.


(Phil, your "in")

JD10367
10-17-2009, 08:51 PM
Anyone else think Divine Vagina sounds like a great name for a rock band?

Mecca
10-17-2009, 08:51 PM
HaHa, well hey I did say if you're getting paid for it like it's a business thing he should do what you want.

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 08:52 PM
This thread has kinda taken a turn for the worse for me.

badgirl
10-17-2009, 08:53 PM
No as in no boobies in the man cave or no as in you won't leave the house?

What is the point in you leaving the house, its not like you have 2 way mirrors all over the place. What difference does that make?

Phobia
10-17-2009, 08:54 PM
This thread has kinda taken a turn for the worse for me.

That was a lot more prophetic than you realized at the time.

Mecca
10-17-2009, 08:54 PM
You could put a mirror on the ceiling above the bar to make her think you're a weird freak.

Jenny Gump
10-17-2009, 08:55 PM
What is the point in you leaving the house, its not like you have 2 way mirrors all over the place. What difference does that make?

The point is, there are only two places my man is ever at in the house...mancave and bathroom. Pics are taking place in the mancave.

badgirl
10-17-2009, 08:58 PM
The point is, there are only two places my man is ever at in the house...mancave and bathroom. Pics are taking place in the mancave.

Well in that case he must leave. Long time since I saw you on here, glad to see you posting.

RJ
10-17-2009, 08:58 PM
Ok, so here is the REAL story...

My very attractive friend wishes me to take racy but tasteful photos of her for her man. She also has requested that my husband not be in the background drinking beer, fondling himself while he ogles the whole scene. These are her photos, yes, I am getting paid, she is a client, he is going to respect my wishes.

Other facts he neglected to share...

I gently proposed to said client, in a girl kind of way how cute JimNasium was by teasing me about wanting to be there...this was my own way of testing the waters. If she had said "Oh hell, whatever, I am totally fine with him being there playing pocketpool while I undress for the camera...." I would have told Jim he was "in".

Secondly, he has made this thing into some sort of draft selection where he is trying to decide between whether it would be better to insist on being a caveman and refuse to vacate for the photo shoot or so he can see my friend's tits or possibly lose access to his wife's divine vagina... (i.e. I would be pissed that he refused to leave).

He hasn't realized yet that by pitting her tits against my vagina, he has already committed a newlywed crime. Men...:rolleyes:
I'm with Stevie...love the tits you are with...goober

You gotta give your husband a break here. I mean, he'll leave, but don't expect the dude to be happy about it. Jim is heterosexual, afaik.

Is this on a Sunday so that he can at least go to the bar and watch football?

Lastly, are you going to play 70's porn music while you shoot, or are you going with something more artsy like Bjork? I'd go with Bjork, or maybe some Annie Lennox.

Just my .02.

Mecca
10-17-2009, 08:59 PM
Is this man cave anything like the bat cave?

DeezNutz
10-17-2009, 08:59 PM
I thought you were surfing www.icantgetenoughofmywifesfriendstits.com.

This link is broken. :cuss:

RJ
10-17-2009, 09:00 PM
Anyone else think Divine Vagina sounds like a great name for a rock band?


Or a great name for a drag queen.

Bwana
10-17-2009, 09:00 PM
Worthless without pictures!

Kyle DeLexus
10-17-2009, 09:01 PM
This link is broken. :cuss:

I noticed that too. I was going to send them a signed check with a note to let them know I'll pay any amount.

RJ
10-17-2009, 09:01 PM
This link is broken. :cuss:


Keep hitting refresh, that's what I'm doing.

RJ
10-17-2009, 09:02 PM
Worthless without pictures!


Holy shit, that took 65 posts!

DeezNutz
10-17-2009, 09:02 PM
Keep hitting refresh, that's what I'm doing.

Um, yes, with my "mouse."

Rain Man
10-17-2009, 09:02 PM
Oh, here's an idea. Whilst engaging in carnal relations with jennygump the night before the event, play "Cop and Streaker" where the story line involves you (cop) catching her (streaker) and arresting her. It's a common fantasy and will arouse no suspicion.

However, here's the twist, which has been proven to work on over 200 bad sitcoms in the past 50 years.

While handcuffing her, accidentally handcuff one of her wrists and one of your wrists. Then pretend to drop the key in a nearby well while fumbling to unlock it. (If you don't have a well in your bedroom you may have to adjust that strategy slightly.)

The next day, you have no choice but to be there. And she can't cancel the shoot because that would be unprofessional. Problem solved.

Mecca
10-17-2009, 09:02 PM
We should have pictures to compare Jenny's boobs to the friends boobs after what has been said.

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 09:04 PM
We should have pictures to compare Jenny's boobs to the friends boobs after what has been said.

Jenny's boobs are much better IMO.

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 09:05 PM
Oh, here's an idea. Whilst engaging in carnal relations with jennygump the night before the event, play "Cop and Streaker" where the story line involves you (cop) catching her (streaker) and arresting her. It's a common fantasy and will arouse no suspicion.

However, here's the twist, which has been proven to work on over 200 bad sitcoms in the past 50 years.

While handcuffing her, accidentally handcuff one of her wrists and one of your wrists. Then pretend to drop the key in a nearby well while fumbling to unlock it. (If you don't have a well in your bedroom you may have to adjust that strategy slightly.)

The next day, you have no choice but to be there. And she can't cancel the shoot because that would be unprofessional. Problem solved.

Genious (CPS), pure genious (CPS)!!!!!!!

Jenny Gump
10-17-2009, 09:05 PM
We should have pictures to compare Jenny's boobs to the friends boobs after what has been said.

Well that is completely different. I would be happy to email anyone a picture of my jugs.

RJ
10-17-2009, 09:05 PM
Jenny's boobs are much better IMO.


Good job. Do you think she heard you?

Rain Man
10-17-2009, 09:06 PM
Another idea, albeit less certain of success, would be to wish really hard that you and jennygump could exchange bodies while simultaneously being hit by lightning. I've seen it work in a couple of movies, but not enough where I can guarantee that it'll work. And wear old clothes when you do it, because they'll get burned.

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 09:06 PM
Well that is completely different. I would be happy to email anyone a picture of my jugs.

WTF is going on here?

Rain Man
10-17-2009, 09:07 PM
Well that is completely different. I would be happy to email anyone a picture of my jugs.


As a friend of Jimnasium I already have pictures, but I'm always open for more.

philfree
10-17-2009, 09:08 PM
What would your reaction be? Hypothetically of course.

Im a better photographer then you so get the
f out!

PhilFree:arrow:

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 09:08 PM
Good job. Do you think she heard you?

No, she's kinda irritated at me right now for some reason. Something about being an asshole....

badgirl
10-17-2009, 09:08 PM
Jenny maybe if you have your own private photo shoot with Jim taking the pics and you the model that will be enough to make him happy about not wanting to be at the house or see your friends boobies. He will have that to look forward to after the shoot. (probably already done that at some point huh?):D

Mecca
10-17-2009, 09:08 PM
Well that is completely different. I would be happy to email anyone a picture of my jugs.

Oh Oh me first!

Phobia
10-17-2009, 09:09 PM
Well that is completely different. I would be happy to email anyone a picture of my jugs.

No thanks. My wife got mad the last time.

RJ
10-17-2009, 09:09 PM
Another idea, albeit less certain of success, would be to wish really hard that you and jennygump could exchange bodies while simultaneously being hit by lightning. I've seen it work in a couple of movies, but not enough where I can guarantee that it'll work. And wear old clothes when you do it, because they'll get burned.


No, that will only cause problems. Jim will look like a woman but act like a man and the friend will get all confused and never get naked and Jenny won't make any money and they'll have a really hard time explaining things later.

Phobia
10-17-2009, 09:10 PM
Jenny maybe if you have your own private photo shoot with Jim taking the pics and you the model that will be enough to make him happy about not wanting to be at the house or see your friends boobies. He will have that to look forward to after the shoot. (probably already done that at some point huh?):D

Can't you just start your own thread about humping the janitor in the supply closet?

Rain Man
10-17-2009, 09:11 PM
Jenny maybe if you have your own private photo shoot with Jim taking the pics and you the model that will be enough to make him happy about not wanting to be at the house or see your friends boobies. He will have that to look forward to after the shoot. (probably already done that at some point huh?):D


No offense, but you don't know much about men.

badgirl
10-17-2009, 09:11 PM
Can't you just start your own thread about humping the janitor in the supply closet?

I am posting in this thread, but thanks for the suggestion, janitors are probably your thing, I think i will pass thanks

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 09:13 PM
Another idea, albeit less certain of success, would be to wish really hard that you and jennygump could exchange bodies while simultaneously being hit by lightning. I've seen it work in a couple of movies, but not enough where I can guarantee that it'll work. And wear old clothes when you do it, because they'll get burned.

How about me acting gay, I'm sure that will fool Jenny and her friend for at least the duration of the photo shoot. I think I saw John Ritter pull this stunt in Three's Company.

booger
10-17-2009, 09:14 PM
you guys got a dog?

Does he/she/it get to stay inside?

badgirl
10-17-2009, 09:15 PM
No offense, but you don't know much about men.

Oh a man wouldn't want a private shoot with his wife taking provocative pics? What kind of man would refuse?

If a man want to see his wifes friend in a photo shoot, but refused his wifes offer, something is wrong with that picture.

88TG88
10-17-2009, 09:15 PM
Well that is completely different. I would be happy to email anyone a picture of my jugs.

oh me me me

Jenny Gump
10-17-2009, 09:17 PM
You gotta give your husband a break here. I mean, he'll leave, but don't expect the dude to be happy about it.



He doesn't have to be happy about it... in fact, I never even considered that a condition....:D

Rain Man
10-17-2009, 09:17 PM
How about me acting gay, I'm sure that will fool Jenny and her friend for at least the duration of the photo shoot. I think I saw John Ritter pull this stunt in Three's Company.

It may be worth a shot. Just be sure that you don't end up with some sort of misunderstanding after someone accidentally overhears a conversation.

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 09:19 PM
It may be worth a shot. Just be sure that you don't end up with some sort of misunderstanding after someone accidentally overhears a conversation.

That's always the catch with deception. Especially those pesky neighbors.

Phobia
10-17-2009, 09:20 PM
How about me acting gay,

How about a different strategy this week, Jim?

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 09:22 PM
How about a different strategy this week, Jim?

Perhaps I've gone to the well one to many times?

Rain Man
10-17-2009, 09:22 PM
Oh a man wouldn't want a private shoot with his wife taking provocative pics? What kind of man would refuse?

If a man want to see his wifes friend in a photo shoot, but refused his wifes offer, something is wrong with that picture.


I didn't say he would refuse the wife's photo shoot, but if someone watches Gilligan's Island every day, sometimes they wouldn't mind a Picture-in-picture in the corner that shows The Simpsons.

Fish
10-17-2009, 09:23 PM
Well that is completely different. I would be happy to email anyone a picture of my jugs.

There goes the server..... crash and burn...

Jenny Gump
10-17-2009, 09:24 PM
I didn't say he would refuse the wife's photo shoot, but if someone watches Gilligan's Island every day, sometimes they wouldn't mind a Picture-in-picture in the corner that shows The Simpsons.

Holy cow. If Jim would have just said THAT in the beginning of all this, I would have talked my friend into letting him hold the flash bulb....Well said. I'm a chick and even I get that.

Fish
10-17-2009, 09:26 PM
IMO... proper recourse would be to let Jim take some tasteful nudes of Jenny in said mancave so he can at least get to experience what he's missing...

badgirl
10-17-2009, 09:26 PM
Holy cow. If Jim would have just said THAT in the beginning of all this, I would have talked my friend into letting him hold the flash bulb....Well said. I'm a chick and even I get that.

Well I understand that, but since he's not getting to watch or stay I was just thinking of him getting something out of it.

philfree
10-17-2009, 09:27 PM
I have not read all the thread but what I have read has got me thinking. If it was just a boobie shot then why would your wife really care? I mean it's just a boobie and she's just the photographer? Right? Well....Not so fast maybe! Maybe your gal and this chick are making a lesbo porno? Maybe they just don't want you around to soil it up? Damit Jim, You're not getting fucked but you are getting screwed!

well...maybe not! It was just one scenario.

PhilFree:arrow:

stevieray
10-17-2009, 09:27 PM
:

I'm with Stevie...

it's like we were never apart....

Phobia
10-17-2009, 09:28 PM
Perhaps I've gone to the well one to many times?

Dude - maybe the real solution would be to put you back in the closet?

Phobia
10-17-2009, 09:29 PM
Just wait until I let the folks down at City Hall aware of this.

Coach
10-17-2009, 09:29 PM
Jenny's boobs are much better IMO.

Well, we'd need concrete evidence, my friend.

TinyEvel
10-17-2009, 09:31 PM
I think the subject is sending pics to GoChiefs

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 09:31 PM
Well, we'd need concrete evidence, my friend.

Phil's in charge of distribution. You'll have to ask him.

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 09:33 PM
Just wait until I let the folks down at City Hall aware of this.

Meh, I'm pretty sure I'm the most obviously heterosexual being on the planet.

Jenny Gump
10-17-2009, 09:35 PM
Well I understand that, but since he's not getting to watch or stay I was just thinking of him getting something out of it.

That's a good point...come to think of it, I never let him have any...I certainly didn't buy him a rare beer of the month club membership for our one year anniversary...nor do I let him brew beer whenever he wants. God knows I don't worship the ground he walks on. Yeah, too bad he isn't going to get something out of it.

JimNasium
10-17-2009, 09:38 PM
That's a good point...come to think of it, I never let him have any...I certainly didn't buy him a rare beer of the month club membership for our one year anniversary...nor do I let him brew beer whenever he wants. God knows I don't worship the ground he walks on. Yeah, too bad he isn't going to get something out of it.

You are the best wife in the world BTW. I've always contended that.

Rain Man
10-17-2009, 09:39 PM
Meh, I'm pretty sure I'm the most obviously heterosexual being on the planet.

This is not a defensible claim until you post pictures of the shoot on this thread.

philfree
10-17-2009, 09:47 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.


PhilFree:arrow:

BigMeatballDave
10-17-2009, 10:00 PM
WTF is going on here?ROFL

JohninGpt
10-17-2009, 10:06 PM
There are negatives somewhere....Dammit Jim, you've got to find them./Dr Mccoy

Mr. Plow
10-17-2009, 10:09 PM
Then I say your wife is just following her client's wishes. Can't blame the messenger.


Ignore this. It's complete bullshit. No woman should be allowed to respond to this thread. :D

RJ
10-17-2009, 10:10 PM
Just try to keep in mind that your wife is going to spend a few hours hanging out with a hot chick who is topless, or more. How bad can that be?

Answer: Not very.

crazycoffey
10-17-2009, 10:14 PM
Worthless without pictures!


65 freakin posts in, the planet is dead without me.

PS- lookie who got internet in the barracks!!!! No more Blackberry "posted via wireless device" messsages for who? THIS GUY!!!!!111!!!1
and what a great day to get said internet back, good thread....



* Jim, I say there are plenty of boobies you can/have see/seen, maybe there is solice in just knowing that a pair of funbags will be dancing on your bar. Be a good boy and don't sulk.





You dummy, you should have never posted this question on the planet, not with "her" watching, you should have done us all a favor and planted said hidden camera, posted the video/still shots of the event for all of us to watch. Man you really dropped the ball this time pal.....

badgirl
10-17-2009, 10:15 PM
That's a good point...come to think of it, I never let him have any...I certainly didn't buy him a rare beer of the month club membership for our one year anniversary...nor do I let him brew beer whenever he wants. God knows I don't worship the ground he walks on. Yeah, too bad he isn't going to get something out of it.
:spock:
hmmmm, don't know why he'd want to catch a peek at your friend.

You don't have to worship your man to want to make him happy.

luv
10-17-2009, 10:19 PM
Ignore this. It's complete bullshit. No woman should be allowed to respond to this thread. :D

Hey, old man. :p

Dartgod
10-17-2009, 10:32 PM
Well that is completely different. I would be happy to email anyone a picture of my jugs.
Right. And how will I know they're really yours?


















Wait. What am I saying? They're boobs. Who gives a damn if they're yours or not?

OnTheWarpath58
10-17-2009, 10:40 PM
65 freakin posts in, the planet is dead without me.

PS- lookie who got internet in the barracks!!!! No more Blackberry "posted via wireless device" messsages for who? THIS GUY!!!!!111!!!1
and what a great day to get said internet back, good thread....



* Jim, I say there are plenty of boobies you can/have see/seen, maybe there is solice in just knowing that a pair of funbags will be dancing on your bar. Be a good boy and don't sulk.





You dummy, you should have never posted this question on the planet, not with "her" watching, you should have done us all a favor and planted said hidden camera, posted the video/still shots of the event for all of us to watch. Man you really dropped the ball this time pal.....

Where the fuck are you?

JohninGpt
10-17-2009, 10:44 PM
Where the **** are you?

No kidding, I thought you were just doing your two weeks. You didn't get deployed did you?

crazycoffey
10-17-2009, 10:44 PM
Where the fuck are you?


ah, fuck it - I don't care - Ft. Dix NJ. Can't drink, can't wear civilian clothes, can't bang my girl, but I got internet baby, and Jenny I would love to see your jugs!!!

Jim, I'll happily send you an email of my girl's lovely lady lumps for an exchange.

Simply Red
10-17-2009, 10:45 PM
I'd work out some sort of covert operation.

OnTheWarpath58
10-17-2009, 10:46 PM
ah, fuck it - I don't care - Ft. Dix NJ. Can't drink, can't wear civilian clothes, can't bang my girl, but I got internet baby, and Jenny I would love to see your jugs!!!

Jim, I'll happily send you an email of my girl's lovely lady lumps for an exchange.

Keep me posted on possible deployment, and take care of yourself.

Lzen
10-17-2009, 10:48 PM
There goes the server..... crash and burn...

No shit. A mod should attach a counter to Jenny's profile for how many email pic request she gets from this thread.

crazycoffey
10-17-2009, 10:53 PM
Keep me posted on possible deployment, and take care of yourself.


possible? it's a question of time, 2 weeks? maybe - 5 weeks? probably. we're finishing training. but of course - you got it.

Jenny, pics - I know of about 42 guys in my platoon that are starving for pics of boobies....

:D

88TG88
10-17-2009, 10:55 PM
I'd work out some sort of covert operation.

This sounds like the proper CP solution. Get decked out in camo and night vis. If you're gonna do it, do it big.

OnTheWarpath58
10-17-2009, 10:55 PM
possible? it's a question of time, 2 weeks? maybe - 5 weeks? probably. we're finishing training. but of course - you got it.

Jenny, pics - I know of about 42 guys in my platoon that are starving for pics of boobies....

:D

Yeah, poor choice of wording, should have thrown "date" in there somewhere, probably behind "possible" and "deployment."

JohninGpt
10-17-2009, 10:58 PM
possible? it's a question of time, 2 weeks? maybe - 5 weeks? probably. we're finishing training. but of course - you got it.

Jenny, pics - I know of about 42 guys in my platoon that are starving for pics of boobies....

:D

Good luck man, My oldest is in the 101st (501st parachute infantry) over there right now, tell him I said hi.

I honestly miss that life myself.

Pioli Zombie
10-17-2009, 11:02 PM
I love me some boobies. MILF boobs are the best.
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Valiant
10-17-2009, 11:05 PM
Show up, pretend you obviously forgot and then queue the porn music soundtrack..

booger
10-17-2009, 11:18 PM
hide behind a plant



Hey Jim, hide behind this one.

el borracho
10-17-2009, 11:19 PM
Oh, heck! Wherever can you go to see pictures of boobies?! If only there were some medium which facilitated easy access to nudie photos.

Seriously, I don't see anything here to protest. Now, if they were going to be a bit more "involved" I would want an invitation but snapping photos is no big deal.

KcKing
10-17-2009, 11:29 PM
Purchase the following book Sir Jim... After a quick read, you'd be a resident expert and your attendance would be valuable to the shoot...

http://www.amazon.com/Garage-Glamour-Digital-Beauty-Photography/dp/1584281839


Matter of fact, if you'd just like to borrow it and will drive to KS to get it.. You can have mine.

Or you could also just try walking past the wife mumbling about flash-bounce, f-stops, and shadows. Then stop and tell her for the pictures to be their best, she does need an assistant holding a reflector to eliminate the shadows under the boobage... Cuz under-tit shadows aren't attractive...

@ Jenny, I don't know how many of these shoots you've done since the Opening Post said "aspiring"... But be sure to tell your friend loose fitting clothes and no undergarments the day of the shoot... Everytime I forget to tell a client that, I end up in photoshop erasing Jean and Bra lines on the skin that didn't need to be there in the first place. Good Luck and Have Fun!

Buck
10-17-2009, 11:32 PM
Some guy out there is going to be looking at the pictures, might as well be you.