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badgirl
10-17-2009, 08:20 PM
I had sex with the janitor in the closet at work. Here it is Phobia, happy?

Bacon Cheeseburger
10-17-2009, 08:21 PM
LOL WUT?

Pioli Zombie
10-17-2009, 08:21 PM
Did you wash your hands afterwards?
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Coach
10-17-2009, 08:22 PM
*Tim Allen* Aaaaaarrrrr?

luv
10-17-2009, 08:22 PM
LOL WUT?

Phobia shut her up in another thread.

badgirl
10-17-2009, 08:23 PM
LOL WUT?

Phobia wanted me to start a thread involving having sex with a janitor in the closet at work, so I thought why not?

Wanna keep Phobia happy.:rolleyes:

badgirl
10-17-2009, 08:24 PM
Phobia shut her up in another thread.

Uh no I kept posting, why are you here? I thought you put me on ignore a long time ago. No one shuts me up until I am ready to shut up, remember that.

Rain Man
10-17-2009, 08:24 PM
Wow. Are you my third-grade teacher?

Old Dog
10-17-2009, 08:27 PM
my guess is that Phobia is now happier than the poor janitor will be when the itching and burning begins

badgirl
10-17-2009, 08:28 PM
my guess is that Phobia is now happier than the poor janitor will be when the itching and burning begins

ROFL Oh god your so funny. Seems you know a little something about itching and burning

I really didn't sleep with the janior moron.

DeezNutz
10-17-2009, 08:30 PM
In before this goes to the HOC.

Phobia
10-17-2009, 08:30 PM
Will you go make me a sammich?

Old Dog
10-17-2009, 08:30 PM
yeah, I know...nothing personal it was a joke

badgirl
10-17-2009, 08:31 PM
Will you go make me a sammich?

NO.

badgirl
10-17-2009, 08:32 PM
yeah, I know...nothing personal it was a joke

:doh!:

milkman
10-17-2009, 08:32 PM
In before this goes to the HOC.

Would that C be followed by three letters, ending in T?

badgirl
10-17-2009, 08:33 PM
Would that C be followed by three letters, ending in T?

My god your going the long way around spelling cunt are you not?

DeezNutz
10-17-2009, 08:34 PM
Would that C be followed by three letters, ending in T?

LMAO.

This is a worthless fucking thread, and one that should get the quick boot.

badgirl
10-17-2009, 08:34 PM
LMAO.

This is a worthless fucking thread, and one that should get the quick boot.

Then quit posting in it.

RJ
10-17-2009, 08:35 PM
If you'll open my orange juice I'll finish mopping the floors.

badgirl
10-17-2009, 08:35 PM
If you'll open my orange juice I'll finish mopping the floors.

deal.

Phobia
10-17-2009, 08:37 PM
NO.

Don't want to get bred?

milkman
10-17-2009, 08:38 PM
My god your going the long way around spelling **** are you not?

Well, quite honestly, I never thought you'd be smart enough to crack the code.

Pioli Zombie
10-17-2009, 08:42 PM
There's no CAN'T in CUNT.
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88TG88
10-17-2009, 08:46 PM
Did you do it on top of the cans of comet ?

Coach
10-17-2009, 08:58 PM
Would that C be followed by three letters, ending in T?

I'm getting suspicious here.

It can be Can't?

Cont?
Cent?
Cint?
Chit?

badgirl
10-17-2009, 09:11 PM
Did you do it on top of the cans of comet ?


How did you know?:D

RJ
10-17-2009, 09:16 PM
deal.


Thanks. Same time tomorrow?

I love my job.

badgirl
10-17-2009, 09:17 PM
Thanks. Same time tomorrow?

I love my job.

Depends on how long you are going to take "moping the floor".

Bowser
10-17-2009, 10:33 PM
Don't want to get bred?

I see what you did there....

Param
10-17-2009, 10:44 PM
Badgirl, you're from johnson city? That's cool. I can't remember the name of the college there what is it?

Phobia
10-17-2009, 10:46 PM
I see what you did there....

Heh. Didn't even know I was setting that up either.

MahiMike
10-17-2009, 10:55 PM
My fantasy. When I was 17 and worked at Worlds of Fun, I got more nookie in the cleaning closets and dumpster areas than anywhere else. Ahhh, those were the days.

Bwana
10-17-2009, 10:58 PM
Outstanding then.

http://www.redstaplerchronicles.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/carl%20the%20janitor.jpg

badgirl
10-17-2009, 11:13 PM
Badgirl, you're from johnson city? That's cool. I can't remember the name of the college there what is it?

ETSU?

You lived here?

MoreLemonPledge
10-18-2009, 04:44 AM
http://episteme.arstechnica.com/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/116009498931/inlineimg/Y/super_cool_story_bro.png

kstater
10-18-2009, 04:47 AM
I'm sure this little antidote will do wonders for your reputation of a nun who's good at her job.

Dante84
10-18-2009, 05:00 AM
So, was the Janitor a ghost?

Or did a door close when you were having sex, and the ghost closed the door?

Or, did, a mop fall? And a ghost pushed the mop? To make it fall? Because it was a ghost?

mikey23545
10-18-2009, 06:12 AM
I can't believe you let the janitor get at your little dustbuster...