***The Official KC Chiefs -vs- Washington Redskins gameday thread****

[chiefs1111]

and Matt gets up slowly

[KevB]

Can we throw one pass w/o our QB getting bombed?

[DeezNutz]

Full body weight?

[-King-]

Fucking Haynesworth.

[chiefs1111]

nice roughing the passer

[cdcox]

Heh, Cassel good for 15 by getting abused.

[Coach]

Ouch....

[unlurking]

Cassel with the 15 yard completion!
:)

Edit:
Damc, cdcox types faster.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Wow, we got a break on that call.

[Shag]

They'll be putting QBs in "no tackle" red vests soon...

[dirk digler]

I don't like that call at all. This is football not baseball

[Micjones]

GREAT RUN LARRY!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

So if the Redskins have to switch their name, what will it be?

Serious responses as welcome as funny bullshit ones.

Shitskins.

[Dartgod]

That's a BS call, but we'll take it.

[chiefs1111]

nice run Larry

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Great run by Larry.

[-King-]

Whoa LJ. Wtf was that?

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

All the LJ haters need to shut up. When he gets a hole, he produces.

[ChiefGator]

Larry's got his groove back!

[Coach]

Wow. Where the fuck was that?

[cdcox]

The old Larry would have taken that to the house.

[WilliamInnerCircle]

Nice run, LJ.

[Coach]

Larry's got his groove back!

Or not....

[headsnap]

back to teh middle...

[bevischief]

Make a Field Goal?

2 FG.

[chiefs1111]

and then right back up the ass for nothing...

[bowener]

Do you think our OL feels like a neglectful pet owner when their dog gets run over in front of them?

I mean it has to be pretty painful to always turn around and see the one person you are supposed to protect is filleted out on the field after every play.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Note to Todd: When Ryan shifts back to FB position, the entire defense knows that it's a dive play to Larry.

[Lzen]

I see Haynesworth is still a piece of shit.

[Micjones]

Dwayne Bowe's a fucking STUD!

[kc rush]

nice job bowe

[WilliamInnerCircle]

Another nice pitch and catch.

[Shag]

Nice pre-snap read and throw there - need to see more of that...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Nice little drive being put together here.

[SenselessChiefsFan]

Wow, we got a break on that call.

Not really.... it's the rules.... don't really agree, but it was to the letter of the regulations.

[cdcox]

Maybe Cassel's beginning to trust Bowe.

[-King-]

Good catch Bowe.

[Coach]

That's actually a well thrown ball I have seen thus far today....

[chiefs1111]

Bowe with a first down,get him the ball more Haley...

[LaChapelle]

Trade Bowe and I'm history.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Bowe is dominating Hall like he always does. Hall is garbage.

[dirk digler]

Brees is lighting up the Giants now 21-3

[Blankey]

Let's please take the 3 if we can get it

[Lzen]

I don't like that call at all. This is football not baseball

Guys, they have been making that call a long time - since the 90s, at least. I remember the Giants at Chiefs in 1995(or was it 1997?) when I first saw that call made on a Giants defender.

[kc rush]

nice job larry

[WilliamInnerCircle]

Was that Chiefs football?

[Micjones]

Larry Johnson hit that hole like a madman!

[Shag]

What just happened? The interior line made a hole??

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Larry is averaging 6 a carry so far.

[chiefs1111]

Larry Johnson running well

[-King-]

Ok, who is this 27 running the ball?

[DBOSHO]

Ook what larry can do when he has a little room

[Coach]

Okay.... I'm suspicious here. Larry keeps getting positive yards. Did Todd shoot him up?

[SenselessChiefsFan]

LJ and the line are getting in synch. This is a pretty good defensive line we are going against.

[PACHIEFSFAN]

Where are these holes coming from?

[chiefs1111]

and Bowe drops it

[bowener]

Fuck Bowe! That was going to be a huge gain!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

C'mon Dwayne!!

[cdcox]

Bowe fail.

[WilliamInnerCircle]

Ugh... GOTTA catch the ball.

[Dartgod]

DAMMIT BOWE!

[-King-]

Lol drop. That would have been a good gain.

[Shag]

Nice catch, Bowe... :banghead:

[Fritz88]

http://i42.tinypic.com/ws1jet.gif

[bowener]

We need a fucking rushing TD.

[WilliamInnerCircle]

To the EZ

[bowener]

lets not crap our pants.

[LocoChiefsFan]

LJ is gonna get 100 + yrds today.
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[WilliamInnerCircle]

Damn. Poor pass.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Bad throw. He had him.

That's on Cassel.

[Coach]

Shitty.

[cdcox]

Sanchez has made that throw a couple times this year already.

[-King-]

Overthrew Bowe.

[Micjones]

DAMN! Overthrown by 6 inches!

[PACHIEFSFAN]

Terrible offense call!!!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

:shake:

[chiefs1111]

time for a field goal

[bowener]

Man, nice throw IMO, just half a step for Bowe.

[DBOSHO]

This is looking VERY similar to the raiders game

[SPchief]

derr

[ChiefGator]

Damn.. I think I just pulled a muscle on that missed endzone throw to Bowe.

[kc rush]

points finally

[Shag]

Gotta put a little more air under that one and keep it in bounds...

[Micjones]

Succop is MONEY!

[Coach]

Sanchez has made that throw a couple times this year already.

Didn't Brodie made one like this during the Balitmore game?

I <3 Succop.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

3-0 bitches. Thanks, Larry.

[cdcox]

New MVP.

[Dante84]

Dead fucking center.

Nice, Succop!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Thank God this kid can hit a field goal.

[Dartgod]

Perfect matchup. Shitty throw.

[dirk digler]

That should seal it :D

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Succop: To the Catamaran!!

[PACHIEFSFAN]

Hey, Chiefs in the LEAD!!! YEA

[Lzen]

That ball was a little too far for Bowe to reach it. Cassel has to put just a bit more air under it.

[KCtotheSB]

3-0

Chiefs win. End the game now, please.

[chiefs1111]

well at least we know The Chiefs have a good kicker

[Fritz88]

bowe, was that ball too hot to catch?

http://i27.tinypic.com/2ue0fo0.gif

[WilliamInnerCircle]

Big league QB's have to make that throw. Have to.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Normally, I'd save this for TDs, but given this offense..

http://i32.tinypic.com/348slr5.jpg

[Fritz88]

wha

[bowener]

Thank God this kid can hit a field goal.

Do not speak aloud about this!

The football gods will punish us more.

[Coach]

Normally, I'd save this for TDs, but given this offense..

http://i32.tinypic.com/348slr5.jpg

Or this.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Official%20Game%20Thread/blackkid.gif

[Lzen]

This is looking VERY similar to the raiders game

Shaddup, you!! :grr:

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Succop is a goddamn stud. Did you see that kickoff?

[Fritz88]

Suckup.

[Coach]

Nice coverage.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Pray to God they don't yank Campbell. We'll lose this game for sure if they do.

[unlurking]

Normally, I'd save this for TDs, but given this offense..

http://i32.tinypic.com/348slr5.jpg
hahaha

Gotta enjoy whatever we can!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Or this.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Official%20Game%20Thread/blackkid.gif

Or this:

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/ortonjack.gif

[bowener]

Succup deserves for his GF or ho to suckup some more. /fail/lame

[PACHIEFSFAN]

WOW!!! LJ 9 for 54 yards (5.7ypc). where the hell has this LJ been???

[bowener]

Pray to God they don't yank Campbell. We'll lose this game for sure if they do.

See Derek Anderson 4th quarter highlites for evidence. /painful historical reminder

[SPchief]

Good news is the defense shouldn't wear out because the skins o is worse than ours

[Fritz88]

Snyder scaring the crap out of Zorn after the lion's loss

http://i1.tinypic.com/6t3alck.gif

[Coach]

Or this:

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/ortonjack.gif

Damn straight.

[Dayze]

WOW!!! LJ 9 for 54 yards (5.7ypc). where the hell has this LJ been???

he must be close to meeting an incentive.

[chiefs1111]

all right time for a Flowers pick 6

[Dartgod]

WOW!!! LJ 9 for 54 yards (5.7ypc). where the hell has this LJ been???
Not playing the Redskins? :shrug:

[kc rush]

nice mcgraw

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Portis looks more worn down than LJ.

[-King-]

Good play by McGraw.

[Shag]

Nice play by McGraw there...

[ArrowheadHawk]

mcgraw with a good tackle.

[WilliamInnerCircle]

I guess that's why McGraw is playing. Nice play.

[cdcox]

Nice play be McGraw.

[PACHIEFSFAN]

Tug (boat) McGraw!!!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

McGraw just saved Hali's bacon for biting down hard on that fake.

[chiefs1111]

nice tackle by....McGraw

[bowener]

Is this possible, correct me if I am wrong, but is it actually possible that the Redskins are a slower team that the Chiefs?

[PACHIEFSFAN]

THE TUGBOAT!!!!!!!!!!

[unlurking]

Damn, McGraw 2 plays in a row.

[ArrowheadHawk]

McGraw.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

McGraw just made two plays in a row. WTF is going on?

[Coach]

wtf McGraw?!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Official%20Game%20Thread/rkellywtfio8.gif

[dirk digler]

Big sack McGraw

[-King-]

2 Good plays by McGraw.

[SenselessChiefsFan]

McGraw made that tackle, but Hali made that play....great, great pursuit.

[Ugly Duck]

Remember me? I only do Cliff Notes after a KC win:

Bowe is dominating - GoChiefs

Trade Bowe and I'm history - LaChapelle

and Bowe drops it - chiefs1111

**** Bowe! - bowener

Bowe fail - cdcox

Ugh... GOTTA catch the ball - WilliamTheIrish

[cdcox]

McGraw is just taking this game over.

[chiefs1111]

john McGraw with a sack wow

[Shag]

A safety blitz that actually got to the QB? That's a first...

[shitgoose]

Jon Mcgraw!!!!!!!

[headsnap]

Big sack McGraw
TMI... T M I...

[ArrowheadHawk]

Come on Cassel lets get 6.

[bowener]

Good news is the defense shouldn't wear out because the skins o is worse than ours

This will be great when the shellacking by LJ commences in the 4th quarter.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Washington is so bad. We have to win this game.

[Fritz88]

Viagra gives you a 4 our erection....what the

[chiefs1111]

Wade actually able to get a return

[ChiefGator]

Damn we need a faster punt returner back there...

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Our defense looks better when the offense keeps them off the field. How about that?

[SenselessChiefsFan]

McGraw just saved Hali's bacon for biting down hard on that fake.

Are you talking about the sack, or the run?

[cdcox]

Remember me? I only do Cliff Notes after a KC win:

Bowe is dominating - GoChiefs

Trade Bowe and I'm history - LaChapelle

and Bowe drops it - chiefs1111

**** Bowe! - bowener

Bowe fail - cdcox

Ugh... GOTTA catch the ball - WilliamTheIrish

I hope you get to do the full write up on us after the game is over.

[Dartgod]

Damn the Redskins and those yellow gloves. Thought there was another flag on that return.

[bowener]

Remember me? I only do Cliff Notes after a KC win:

Bowe is dominating - GoChiefs

Trade Bowe and I'm history - LaChapelle

and Bowe drops it - chiefs1111

**** Bowe! - bowener

Bowe fail - cdcox

Ugh... GOTTA catch the ball - WilliamTheIrish

My quote in no way makes a declarative statement about Bowe. I was upset that he had a chance at a TD, but he dropped it. He still gives me Boweners...

[Fritz88]

MeGraw

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Are you talking about the sack, or the run?

The run. Time stamps are your friend.

[DBOSHO]

Hes the next jon lynch

[unlurking]

Are you talking about the sack, or the run?
Run.

[Baby Lee]

Remember me? I only do Cliff Notes after a KC win:
So that's why unemployment is so high.

[WilliamInnerCircle]

Remember me? I only do Cliff Notes after a KC win:

Bowe is dominating - GoChiefs

Trade Bowe and I'm history - LaChapelle

and Bowe drops it - chiefs1111

**** Bowe! - bowener

Bowe fail - cdcox

Ugh... GOTTA catch the ball - WilliamTheIrish

Thanks Cliff!

[Ugly Duck]

I hope you get to do the full write up on us after the game is over.

Haven't had a chance this season.... funny, that...

[SPchief]

Our defense looks better when the offense keeps them off the field. How about that?

Theres that..and Washingtons Offense is THAT bad

[bowener]

McGraw just made two plays in a row. WTF is going on?

THE END IS NIGH!

[SenselessChiefsFan]

The run. Time stamps are your friend.

Then you are incorrect. He got held, still got off the block and kept Portis from being able to cut back inside.

[LaChapelle]

The practice leaks are the suck. Chiefs To Go No Huddle.

[bowener]

Hey, do you think that LJ might run his trade value up after this game? Maybe worth a 3rd to a stupid team?

Also, Haynesworth is fucking fast for that size.

[dirk digler]

LJ just trucked Haynesworth

[chiefs1111]

gotta convert this 3rd down here

[Coach]

Haynesworth out of action = good news.

[Friendo]

wtf? somebody fill me in on McGraw

[WilliamInnerCircle]

That was a great play by Haynesworth. Got hurt doing it, but still.

[ArrowheadHawk]

Haynesworth down.

[Fritz88]

Announcer:"Kansas city is controlling things, they've got a 3- nothing lead"

that's miserable

[Dante84]

HAYNESWORTH OUT, you fat fuck!

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Playcalling is too conservative. RRPP?

[SenselessChiefsFan]

Crap. Waters down

[chiefs1111]

well that's not good

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Waters down.

Of course, we should probably put in Barry at LT and move Smith inside, but whatev.

[unlurking]

Then you are incorrect. He got held, still got off the block and kept Portis from being able to cut back inside.
Wrong, he got back up off his ass after falling down to keep Portis from cutting back inside.

[bowener]

Oh jesus... if we start having to put in backup OL for the backup OL, does that mean Pope is going to have to play T at some point? This is going to get fucking ugly.

[Dante84]

He fell over like a sack of Whitlocks

[PACHIEFSFAN]

With Waters out, will there be less holding calls on the O-line?

[DeezNutz]

Wrong, he got back up off his ass after falling down to keep Portis from cutting back inside.

Wrong.

Hali has been dominant. Ask any NFL HC.

[WilliamInnerCircle]

Then you are incorrect. He got held, still got off the block and kept Portis from being able to cut back inside.

No he wasn't wrong. Hali was headed inside and w/o Safety support, POrtis was going to go for a 1st down.

[SenselessChiefsFan]

Although, Waters has not been the same without Roaf and Wiegman next to him....Amazing how easy it is to do your job next to a HOF LT and a solid center.

[Micjones]

The team as a whole seems to be much more motivated today.

[bowener]

Waters down.

Of course, we should probably put in Barry at LT and move Smith inside, but whatev.

I dont know man. B-Rich was on the practice squad last week... cant be too good.

[Coach]

Jesus, terrible playcall.

[unlurking]

Wrong.

Hali has been dominant. Ask any NFL HC.
:)

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

2 productive drives in a row was too much to ask for

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Little Irish got pwned again.

[WilliamInnerCircle]

GD IT.. is that really the play we wanted to run?

[dirk digler]

sucky playcall again

[Fritz88]

I just saw Hayns' butt crack...

[SPchief]

rough

[bowener]

Wow. That was a lot of pressure on our QB, about as much pressure as on a 9 month pregnant woman's bladder.

[JuicesFlowing]

Is this going to be one of those 6-3 games ?

[WilliamInnerCircle]

Little Irish got pwned again.

I certainly wouldn't trust him with my best bottle of Jameson.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

MCGRAW IS DOMINATING!!! LOL

[Shag]

McGraw again!

[Coach]

Holy crap. Is McGraw on HGH?

[chiefs1111]

McGraw in on another tackle

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Great tackle by McGraw.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Ronnie Lott ain't got shit on McGraw.

[Dante84]

McGraw is having a nasty icky game thus far. Keep it up, you sexy k-state motherfucker

[PACHIEFSFAN]

There's the TUGBOAT again!

Hey, let's take another commerical break>

[dirk digler]

maybe McGraw should be starting instead of Page

[Micjones]

McGraw's jacked up!

[bowener]

GD IT.. is that really the play we wanted to run?

No, we were aiming for a loss of 8 due to a sack... MC blew it by trying to get rid of it... selfish prick.

[SenselessChiefsFan]

Wrong, he got back up off his ass after falling down to keep Portis from cutting back inside.

Actually, he didn't fall down and he wasn't held. He just bit down inside, but still got outside to keep Portis from cutting back inside.

I was wrong.

[Fritz88]

I just saw the back of Brain Waters' head

[Reaper16]

McGraw is still a liability in pass coverage against a competant QB. Remember when Cassel burned him last year throwing to Moss?

[SPchief]

Is this going to be one of those 6-3 games ?

It might end up 3-0..the skins are THAT bad

[WilliamInnerCircle]

No, we were aiming for a loss of 8 due to a sack... MC blew it by trying to get rid of it... selfish prick.

We need to execute those -8 yard plays better then.

[bowener]

Holy crap. Is McGraw on HGH?

No, sir! He uses 100% grade A Jesus power for his killing needs.

[bowener]

We need to execute those -8 yard plays better then.

You damn straight we do. We have to get production (-)up or else people will start to expect things!

[unlurking]

Actually, he didn't fall down and he wasn't held. He just bit down inside, but still got outside to keep Portis from cutting back inside.

I was wrong.
I'll go back and look after the game, but it looked like his hand (if not knee as well) was on the ground after biting on the fake. Close enough to call it falling down to me.

[Shag]

Nice tackle, Demorrio...

[chiefs1111]

and DeMario wiffes

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Is that the Fred Davis from USC?

[ArrowheadHawk]

Poor tackling is back.

[SenselessChiefsFan]

No he wasn't wrong. Hali was headed inside and w/o Safety support, POrtis was going to go for a 1st down.

Yep. I went back and watched it again. I was incorrect.

[dirk digler]

nice tackle by Demarrio. Horrible

[bowener]

Hey! Our sideline tackling looks like the Mizzou game, which looked like the Chiefs/Cowboys game.... see what I did there?

[Fritz88]

McGraw...F Yeah

http://i27.tinypic.com/9rhu68.gif

[Coach]

Come on Clancy, now's not the time to play Prevent....

[kc rush]

are we in the fucking prevent

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Who is that large fellow of African descent wearing the #56 jersey?

[chiefs1111]

come on don't let them drive down the field now

[dirk digler]

Here comes our great D to let them back in the game

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Our pass rush is still complete crap against a makeshift Skins' OL.

[Micjones]

So they're going to simplify their offensive approach and just nickel and dime us.

[SPchief]

why play prevent? sack up and stop em in three

[-King-]

That was another false start.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Ruh roh.

[KCtotheSB]

Here comes the pain. Stop playing off so much.

[SPchief]

man up on these pussies..its jason fucking campbell

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Clancy goes to cover 4 and the 20 yard dig opens up. Shocker. :shake:

[bowener]

So they're going to simplify their offensive approach and just nickel and dime us.

Yeah... we dont even have change for a fucking Nickel. We're fucked, man!

[Dante84]

I dont think that was a catch

[bowener]

man up on these pussies..its jason ****ing campbell

This is the fucking truth!

[SPchief]

see

[Dante84]

McGraw in his face

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Good job kid.

[-King-]

McGraw is the only one causing pressure.

[WilliamInnerCircle]

Dink, Dunk, Dink, look for the BOOM on this play.

[bowener]

All of our pass rushers look as slow as overweight DT's coming off the edge.

[thurman merman]

DJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fritz88]

http://i30.tinypic.com/1z3awyw.gif

[notorious]

McGraw is the only one causing pressure.

A safety, that is pathetic.