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Buck
10-20-2009, 12:51 PM
"Look, in the plainest terms, the area around my asshole is inflating, much like water balloons, hence blocking the opening whenever I try to shit."

Discuss.

Brock
10-20-2009, 12:52 PM
gerbil carcass

PunkinDrublic
10-20-2009, 12:53 PM
Must have walked into an AIDS tree.

kaplin42
10-20-2009, 12:55 PM
Zombie-itus

JD10367
10-20-2009, 12:55 PM
Doesn't this dude know about Farrah? Get to a doctor, ASAP.

Unless he's one of these, in which case it's okay.

http://www.me-thinks.com/pix/baboon_ass.gif

Dayze
10-20-2009, 12:55 PM
hemorhoids?

Donger
10-20-2009, 12:56 PM
I'll consult with George Brett and get back to you.

rockymtnchief
10-20-2009, 12:56 PM
gerbil carcass

ROFL

Dayze
10-20-2009, 12:56 PM
i love the responses from this place lol.

Donger
10-20-2009, 12:56 PM
hemorhoids?

Assteroids.

chasedude
10-20-2009, 12:57 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2131/2321866823_78c2980316.jpg

Buck
10-20-2009, 12:58 PM
By the way when I asked him why he just doesn't stick a suppository up his ass to help him shit, that was his response.

Dayze
10-20-2009, 12:58 PM
Assteroids.

not unless he's a hardcore gamer. :D

scorpio
10-20-2009, 12:59 PM
Rectal Prolapse. GIS it.

CoMoChief
10-20-2009, 12:59 PM
"Look, in the plainest terms, the area around my asshole is inflating, much like water balloons, hence blocking the opening whenever I try to shit."

Discuss.

Anal fisures (Sp?)

Dayze
10-20-2009, 12:59 PM
By the way when I asked him why he just doesn't stick a suppository up his ass to help him shit, that was his response.

i'm not even sure I want to k now what that is.
:eek:

CoMoChief
10-20-2009, 12:59 PM
Doesn't this dude know about Farrah? Get to a doctor, ASAP.

Unless he's one of these, in which case it's okay.

http://www.me-thinks.com/pix/baboon_ass.gif

ROFL That is fuckin gross!!!!

Buck
10-20-2009, 01:00 PM
Im not GIS'ing anything

Pestilence
10-20-2009, 01:00 PM
Itchy asshole.

Buck
10-20-2009, 01:00 PM
i'm not even sure I want to k now what that is.
:eek:

You don't know what a suppository is?

I've always thought of it like a little grease pill that lubes up your pipes to help you shit.

JohninGpt
10-20-2009, 01:00 PM
Cranial Rectumitus

Coach
10-20-2009, 01:01 PM
Probably got reemed in the analhole.

Dayze
10-20-2009, 01:01 PM
You don't know what a suppository is?

I've always thought of it like a little grease pill that lubes up your pipes to help you shit.

:(

ah; got it.
thankfully I've never had to 'use' one of those.


See..CP is good for something. I learned something new today.:D

Jewish Rabbi
10-20-2009, 01:01 PM
I don't know the cause, but I know the cure.

http://www.bedalemf.com/assets/images/supercoldmasterconc.gif

Bearcat
10-20-2009, 01:03 PM
I am so glad I telecommute.

JohninGpt
10-20-2009, 01:05 PM
http://www.plumbingsupply.com/images/generalwire-handylectric.jpg

This'll fix it.

Bacon Cheeseburger
10-20-2009, 01:08 PM
http://www.plumbingsupply.com/images/generalwire-handylectric.jpg

This'll fix it.
Meh, that's a child's toy.

http://www.thornebros.com/winter/augers/images_augers/xpressauger.JPEG

blaise
10-20-2009, 01:11 PM
Cauliflower Anus. He's been getting hit too hard there.

Bearcat
10-20-2009, 01:14 PM
Meh, that's a child's toy.

http://www.thornebros.com/winter/augers/images_augers/xpressauger.JPEG

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar6229_127.gif

Lumpy
10-20-2009, 01:15 PM
Elephantitis of the ass? Tell him to go full goatse, that should help. :thumb:

JohninGpt
10-20-2009, 01:21 PM
Ask your "co-worker" if has ever been ass-aulted with one of these. If so it may be yo... er his problem.

http://www.denverconcretevibrator.com/universal1A_123p1.jpg

ClevelandBronco
10-20-2009, 01:24 PM
Ask the guy directly behind him to kindly disengage.

Buck
10-20-2009, 01:27 PM
Ask your "co-worker" if has ever been ass-aulted with one of these. If so it may be yo... er his problem.

http://www.denverconcretevibrator.com/universal1A_123p1.jpg

I can poop just fine, thank you.

blaise
10-20-2009, 01:37 PM
Balloon Boy Ass.

Elwaysux
10-20-2009, 02:30 PM
" I feel good but look bad". Feels bad, looks bad- no, feels bad, looks good-no, feels good, looks good-no. Feels good , looks bad. You're a vagina.

Goldmember
10-20-2009, 02:37 PM
brownie has stagefright

Jilly
10-20-2009, 02:44 PM
hemorrhoids yuck. Ask him if he's pregnant

DumbHillbillies
10-20-2009, 02:46 PM
Hemmroids get my vote, ask him if its tender to touch or just touch it urself

kstater
10-20-2009, 02:47 PM
Tell him to google Hemorrhoids and take the safe search off.

seclark
10-20-2009, 02:47 PM
http://www.medicinenet.com/diverticulosis/article.htm


Diverticular disease is common in the Western world but is extremely rare in areas such as Asia and Africa. Diverticular disease increases with age. It is uncommon before the age of forty, and is seen in more than fifty percent of people over the age of sixty in the United States. Whereas most patients with diverticular disease have no or few symptoms, some patients will develop bleeding, rupture and infection (diverticulitis), constipation, abdominal cramps, and even colonic obstruction.

or, brock might be correct w/the gerbil carcass.
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Buck
10-20-2009, 02:49 PM
Well he said hes had Hemorrhoids before and this is different.

He went to Urgent Care

JD10367
10-20-2009, 02:59 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/Rmi5yr60ACI/AAAAAAAABBU/Hc9vkHDPe2w/s400/GERBIL-GERE+copy.jpg

sedated
10-20-2009, 02:59 PM
Tell him to google image Hemorrhoids and take the safe search off.

FYP

Iowanian
10-20-2009, 03:14 PM
Sounds like his boyfriend pulled out in a hurry for the ATM money shot.

MOhillbilly
10-20-2009, 03:43 PM
tell him to stick a shotgun up his ass and pull the trigger.

GoHuge
10-20-2009, 03:51 PM
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k44/soul_placebo/Intruder.jpg
He may have missed the five minute warning.

RJ
10-20-2009, 04:02 PM
Well he said hes had Hemorrhoids before and this is different.

He went to Urgent Care


That was wise.

JD10367
10-20-2009, 05:20 PM
Well he said hes had Hemorrhoids before and this is different.

He went to Urgent Care

Just more proof that Emergency workers DO NOT GET PAID ENOUGH!

LaChapelle
10-20-2009, 05:28 PM
Tainted toliet paper. See if he remembers if the package was already open.

JD10367
10-20-2009, 05:30 PM
Tainted toliet paper. See if he remembers if the package was already open.

That's gross, man. You mean, someone used it to wipe their taint, and then put it back on the roll? Eww.

Crush
10-20-2009, 05:35 PM
That's gross, man. You mean, someone used it to wipe their taint, and then put it back on the roll? Eww.


It is more common than you think.

LaChapelle
10-20-2009, 05:36 PM
Cayenne pepper

bevischief
10-20-2009, 06:32 PM
male or female...
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Bwana
10-20-2009, 06:34 PM
Well hell, I'll throw out crohn's disease.

DA_T_84
10-20-2009, 06:46 PM
Ahh... sounds like he's a classic victim of the ol' "Boston Red Sock."

blazzin311
10-20-2009, 06:52 PM
i love the responses from this place lol.

I know it. Some of these are fricken priceless. :D

Dayze
10-20-2009, 07:15 PM
I know it. Some of these are fricken priceless. :D

what I love is the 2nd post....."Gerbil Carcas".

lol.

...the 2nd mF post lol.
Well done.
:D

88TG88
10-20-2009, 08:02 PM
First off, is this person male or female ?

If it's a male he's been having to much ghey sechs

if its a female tell her to stop having so much butte sechs and take it in the vag instead

Iowanian
10-20-2009, 08:19 PM
Was it cold last night? Did you forget to turn on the heat lamp and all of the other pigs heaped up on top of him and gave him the Piles?

Ebolapox
10-20-2009, 08:22 PM
herpes. that'll be 20 dollars. (/master shake)

Jerm
10-20-2009, 08:22 PM
I believe this is Nick Athanitis
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Pioli Zombie
10-20-2009, 08:28 PM
I think he has Toomuchus Informationus.
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Rain Man
10-20-2009, 08:42 PM
Does your coworker remember sitting on a black mamba at some point in the past 24 hours?

Pioli Zombie
10-20-2009, 08:46 PM
The Olsen Twins walk into a bar. They tell bartender "we'll take 2 asshurts". The bartender says "How do you make an asshurt?". "Well, first Bob Saget makes you a milkshake. Then, two hours later you wake up and.........

Courtesy of Gilbert Gottfried
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Jerm
10-20-2009, 08:48 PM
The Olsen Twins walk into a bar. They tell bartender "we'll take 2 asshurts". The bartender says "How do you make an asshurt?". "Well, first Bob Saget makes you a milkshake. Then, two hours later you wake up and.........

Courtesy of Gilbert Gottfried
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Was that from the roast? Funny shit.

Someone else made a joke about him knowing the difference between the Olsens because one swallowed lol.
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Pioli Zombie
10-20-2009, 09:00 PM
Was that from the roast? Funny shit.

Someone else made a joke about him knowing the difference between the Olsens because one swallowed lol.
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You can youtube that Gottfried segment. Hilarious. "Everyone is saying Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990. You hear it everywhere. Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990. I say if you have any evidence that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990 then bring it forward or else stop saying Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990"
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Pioli Zombie
10-21-2009, 06:05 AM
Speaking of coworkers...crap, I just had a hot dream about a coworker. She was leaning back and staring into my eyes and stroking my hair, then I woke up. Now I still have that buzz and I see her at work right across from me in an hour. Hope I don't get a full erection. BOING!!!!!!!!!!!
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Iowanian
10-21-2009, 06:16 AM
Has your friend pooped outside in Rattlesnake country recently?


Is that why you offered to try to suck the poison out at break?

Pioli Zombie
10-21-2009, 06:21 AM
Has your friend pooped outside in Rattlesnake country recently?


Is that why you offered to try to suck the poison out at break?
"You were going to suck on my ass!"
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bevischief
10-21-2009, 06:41 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/Rmi5yr60ACI/AAAAAAAABBU/Hc9vkHDPe2w/s400/GERBIL-GERE+copy.jpg

ROFL

bevischief
10-21-2009, 06:42 AM
First off, is this person male or female ?

If it's a male he's been having to much ghey sechs

if its a female tell her to stop having so much butte sechs and take it in the vag instead

ROFL

bevischief
10-21-2009, 06:43 AM
The Olsen Twins walk into a bar. They tell bartender "we'll take 2 asshurts". The bartender says "How do you make an asshurt?". "Well, first Bob Saget makes you a milkshake. Then, two hours later you wake up and.........

Courtesy of Gilbert Gottfried
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ROFL

Skip Towne
10-21-2009, 07:39 AM
You can youtube that Gottfried segment. Hilarious. "Everyone is saying Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990. You hear it everywhere. Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990. I say if you have any evidence that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990 then bring it forward or else stop saying Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990"
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You sure are funny. You really should post more.