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NIUhuskies
10-20-2009, 03:50 PM
Dad doesn't mess around!!!


Son stabbed in buttock after dispute; arrest pending for 58-year-old father

updated 4:42 p.m. CT, Tues., Feb. 24, 2009

BALTIMORE - A 58-year-old man stabbed his teenage son after he refused to take off his hat at church earlier in the day, police said.

The father and his 19-year-old son got into an argument on Sunday afternoon, police said. That's when police said the father went to a car, got a knife and stabbed his son in the left buttock and fled.

The son was taken to University of Maryland Medical Center for treatment. The father's name was withheld pending his arrest.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29371763/

NIUhuskies
10-20-2009, 03:51 PM
imagine sitting in church and seeing that go down...itd be priceless

Simply Red
10-20-2009, 03:52 PM
it's amazing just how trashy that town really is.

Gonzo
10-20-2009, 03:52 PM
Poor kid, i'm sure the priest was doing some "buttock stabbing" of his own earlier.
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shakesthecat
10-20-2009, 03:55 PM
If the kid was wearing the hat backwards or sideways, this is completely justifiable.

RJ
10-20-2009, 03:56 PM
God hates hats.

RJ
10-20-2009, 03:57 PM
it's amazing just how trashy that town really is.


In fairness, I know hundreds of Baltimorons who have never stabbed anyone, for any reason.

CoMoChief
10-20-2009, 03:59 PM
ROFL World's Best Dad Nomination....

GoHuge
10-20-2009, 04:00 PM
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q174/samfisherkiller/funnyanimatedgifs32.jpg
When people that dress like this are running shop it doesn't surprise me. He'll probably tell the cops God told him to.

MichaelH
10-20-2009, 04:20 PM
Poor kid, i'm sure the priest was doing some "buttock stabbing" of his own earlier.
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Let's not assume it was a Catholic church. Yet. :)

Simply Red
10-20-2009, 04:22 PM
In fairness, I know hundreds of Baltimorons who have never stabbed anyone, for any reason.

ROFL

Simply Red
10-20-2009, 04:23 PM
If the kid was wearing the hat backwards or sideways, this is completely justifiable.

ROFL

Saccopoo
10-20-2009, 04:25 PM
In fairness, I know hundreds of Baltimorons who have never stabbed anyone, for any reason.

I used to live in Baltimore. Stabbed motherfuckers all day long.

bluehawkdoc
10-20-2009, 04:27 PM
See, that just ain't right. "police said the father went to a car, got a knife and stabbed his son in the left buttock and fled" That is premeditated left buttock stabbing which is not sanctioned by any church that I'm aware of.

Simply Red
10-20-2009, 04:28 PM
In fairness, I know hundreds of Baltimorons who have never stabbed anyone, for any reason.

that was really funny, but, I truly think the only things to have come out of that town that are decent, are: Filene's Basement and that deli that begins w/ an 'A' that we discussed that one time in 1974.

Dave Lane
10-20-2009, 04:30 PM
Stop using Jesus to be a bigoted asshole. Or something similar.

Saccopoo
10-20-2009, 04:35 PM
that was really funny, but, I truly think the only things that came out of that town that are decent, are: Filene's Basement and that deli that begins w/ an 'A' that we discussed that one time in 1974.

The international festivals at the Inner Harbor were fun. Ft. McHenry is very cool as well.

Skip Towne
10-20-2009, 04:56 PM
GoChiefs, are you paying attention?

BigOlChiefsfan
10-20-2009, 05:03 PM
Well, in slap happy pappy's defense the bible does say to 'Turn the other cheek'.

RJ
10-20-2009, 05:17 PM
that was really funny, but, I truly think the only things that came out of that town that are decent, are: Filene's Basement and that deli that begins w/ an 'A' that we discussed that one time in 1974.


Like most big cities, Baltimore is at once both a wonderful, interesting, vibrant city.....and an absolute shithole.

And yes, that's a damn fine deli.

RJ
10-20-2009, 05:18 PM
The international festivals at the Inner Harbor were fun. Ft. McHenry is very cool as well.


The ethnic festivals were some of my favorite events. Italian was the best, Greek a close second, IMO.

JD10367
10-20-2009, 05:28 PM
Good for dad. These damn whippersnappers need to be taught to respect their elders.

BigOlChiefsfan
10-20-2009, 05:58 PM
My opinion of Balmer is pretty much based on "Homicide: Life on the Streets" and "The Wire". Burg churns out some decent pistoleros.

Pants
10-20-2009, 06:56 PM
Poor kid, i'm sure the priest was doing some "buttock stabbing" of his own earlier.
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ROFL

Pioli Zombie
10-20-2009, 07:55 PM
This is when Jesus must want to turn to the Old Man and say "Alright, squash them all like bugs"
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JD10367
10-20-2009, 08:04 PM
This is when Jesus must want to turn to the Old Man and say "Alright, squash them all like bugs"
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Oh, I'm sure he turns to him quite often and says, "What the f**k... I died so they can do THAT to each other?"

Reaper16
10-20-2009, 08:07 PM
My opinion of Balmer is pretty much based on "Homicide: Life on the Streets" and "The Wire". Burg churns out some decent pistoleros.
That opinion of yours is well-founded. Baltimore is a crazy-ass town full of despair and people offing each other. (Like all big, American cities not named Indianapolis it is also full of positive cultural aspects).

Jerm
10-20-2009, 08:14 PM
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!...."
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JD10367
10-20-2009, 08:19 PM
C'mon, people. Being a Catholic, I find the priest references offensive and way off base.





















Any good Catholic knows that nineteen is WAY too old for a priest to be interested in. That's "old maid" territory.

:D

Pioli Zombie
10-20-2009, 08:22 PM
I always got my picture of Baltimore from the Barry Levinson films like "Diner" and "Avalon". Boston has it beat for screwballs. We always had the pychos like DiSalvo or Charles Stuart or all the child molesters.
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LaChapelle
10-20-2009, 08:23 PM
Well, in slap happy pappy's defense the bible does say to 'Turn the other cheek'.

He did a 180. Old dad come at him with a box cutter.

Pioli Zombie
10-20-2009, 08:25 PM
Oh, I'm sure he turns to him quite often and says, "What the f**k... I died so they can do THAT to each other?"
"Watch your mouth, my son". "Sorry, Father"
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Simply Red
10-20-2009, 08:44 PM
That opinion of yours is well-founded. Baltimore is a crazy-ass town full of despair and people offing each other. (Like all big, American cities not named Indianapolis it is also full of positive cultural aspects).

Yeah, true, but I still hate it, I feel all dirty there.

Pink Paradise 2010
10-20-2009, 10:17 PM
what a mental case....how screwed up